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1\rs. [ J. J. Tanner who had
been visiting the home of her
son , A. A. Tanner left Monday
for her home in Falls Cilv.- .
H : mn hold t tcrprise. !
J./agt ; week a halls City paper
exclaimed : "lIai : , gentiesgring ! "
and the next day it hailed.
'l'hcre's nothing like asking
for what you want.Auburn
Herald.
Miss Lois Spencer came up
from Falls City Wednesday to
visit her friend Mrs. Gertrude
Heim , and be present at the Hcim
Drapcr wedding yesterday C\'C-
ning'-Dawson Newsboy.
D. C , Simmons and wife went .
to Lincoln \Vcdncsday Mrs Sim-
mons will remain for a couple of
months under care of a physician
made ncccessnry hy a complicated
throat trouble Mr. Simmons will
he back : in a day or two.-Salcm
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Indcx.
King , thc handsome St. Bernard -
anI dog , owned hy J. n. Hall ,
turned up missing Friday morn-
ing- and an efforts to find him
proved fruitlcss. For two lays
hc was mourned as stolen or dcad.
however on Sunday morning hc
was located in the opera house ,
apparently none the : . WOISC for his
imprison mcn t.-- V crdon V edct te.
WIIA'l' SCIIOOI.ING IS \VOIt'I'll.
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For thc benefit of thc boys who
gets tired of g'oingto school at
this season of the year and par-
cuts who show no concern in thc
matter , a newspaper quotes these
figures from a Kansas educator :
'l'hc average educated man gets
a salary of $1,000 a year. Hc
works forty year , Making a tot-
nl of $40,000 in a lifctimc. The
average day laborer gets $1.50 a
day,300 ( days in a year or S450 a
ycar. In forty years hc earns
618,000. The difference , or
$22,000 , equals thc value , ot an
education. 1'0 acquire this earn-
ing capacity requires twelve years
at school of 180 clays each , or
2,160 days Dividing$22,000 ,
the value of education , by 2,100 ,
number of days required in getting -
ting it , we find that each day at
school is a little more than S10 to
the pupil. Can't afford to keep )
them outcan we- " liawatha
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A Jewish rabbi was 011 acrowd-
cd street car. Hc gave up :1 : 1i s
scat to a woman , and shortly af-
tcr another woman entered with
a baby in her arms. A man occupying -
C'upying- a scat refused to give it i
up. l'hc rabbi stared hard at
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trimt : ' Quit staring at mc ! " grumbled -
bled thc man , "you look as i if
you would like to eat mc. " "No"
said the rabbi , "I couldn't l'at
you ; I am a Jew.-IIiawatlm
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PALLS CITY'S PUUI.IC I.IHHAIY.
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For Sale by King Pharmacy , Falls City , Nebraska (
library building that would be a
credit to a town of 20,000. It is
situated on a corner across from
the public square and a block
from the main business strcet.
Behind ( it , but in no way connect-
ed , is thc building used by the lire
departmcnt. 'I'he library build-
ing' is fitted thrcughout with all
modcrn library fixtures , thc win-
( dow are filled with flowers , and
it is a most pleasant place to
spend leisure time among books
and mag-azines. Hiawatha peo-
pIc who go to Falls City should
not fad to visit the librar ) . - Hiawatha -
watha "forl(1.
MISSOURI AN OPEN S'l'HHA"I "
There is no law against fishing
in the Missouri : river now as the
new law passed b\ thc legislature
last week' ' permits fishing 11t boun-
tary streams. There is no re-
striction pat on fishing in the
1\lissouri river and ( no way prc-
scribed. But the law states that
in other streams fishing' must bc
with line and hook.-'l'hc Auburn
Herald.
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1\IHS. KOHNHH.
A Falls City grandmother fell
down a flight of stairs with a
baby- in her arms. She was bad-
ly injured but thc baby was not
even scratched. - watha
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PRANK SIIA \ \ ' .
A Falls City man traded his incubator -
cubator for a typ vritcr. If it is i
feminine in gentler he is to be
r.ongratulated.Ilia
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Falls City is detcrmined to get
the Missouri Pacific freight d'i
sion way from Atchison. As
Atchison has large shops and
yard facilities , there seems to be
no reason for changingthe divi-
sion to Falls City , which hasn't
half as much track room as I-lia-
watha. However , the Falls City
folks claim that because thc
freight division is too long , thc
road will sate money by locating
the turning point farther north
than Atchison , because many
crews are often unable to getover
thc whole division and the company -
parry has to pay them while they
are laying l ovcr. : Still , in this
ctse it looks like IIiawatha ought :
to stand S good show as Falls
City of getting thc d \'ision.-
HbwathaVorlcl. .
Garden Seeds , Coal Wood and
Rock Slut at Heck's Feed Store
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Just think of it \ve are not closing out our
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stock of at cost But have
Implements we some " "It
Bargains to offer below cost and \ve invite you '
to come in and see usve carry the biggest and ' 'I
best line of Farm IInplilnents , WindlnillsCrealn
Seperatdrs , Pumps , Buggies , Carriages , Spring h
Wagons , and Lumber Wagons. When in need , . !
need of any of the above call and see us our . i
lrices I are ght. YOURS TRULY ! l
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WERNER ! MOSI. . '
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Local and Personal.
'Pran ad in the Tribune ,
guaranteed to produce thc desir-
cd result.
\Ve would be very glad to re-
cch'e that order for Job printing.
\V e arc sure to please you.
\Vhat a great religious disap-
pointment it will be if it rain Eas-
tcr. IIow is yours trimmcd this
spring ?
The two little daug-ltters of
Mr. and Mrs. John 1'0w1c , who
have been visiting their grand
parents , returned to their home
in Omaha Saturday. .
John \Vilson the tailor is the
busiest man in town His 'cus- '
tom comes from all parts of the
county and his best abvcrtise-
ment is thc satisfaction of his
patrons.
E. L. Sanduskey , ' 1' . J. Gist
and two sons spent Saturday at I
the l'.lissiouri lakes fishing with
but indifferent succcss. Sandy
says the bait wasn't thc right
kind. .
kinl.Mr.
1\11' and Mrs.Villiam Gritlin
and children returned , to their
home at Hcbron Neb.last Sunday
after a two weeks visit with Mrs.
Griflins parents Mr. and Mrs. J ,
A. McCormick.
Judge Ke11igar adjourned court
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until May 1st. The chuidt
partition case was taken under
alviseutent by the court. 'l'he
Le Fairer land case was divided
in favor of thc plaintiffs
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Notions , Flour I
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and Groceries -
12 Dinner patterns to se-
lect from largest stock in
the Citv. . Flour bv . the car ,
load every sacnwarrantcccl. '
\Ve wants your trade and . ' 'l
will treat you right at ' "
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C. N. Wilson
Kansas City has become so
sanctimonious since Governor - .1 , : " '
Folk fastened thc lid on and stop- I . ,
ped the sale of liquor on Sunday
that the police force arrested a
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mute last Sunday for disturbing
the peace.
Bull Calves for Sale.
Four thoroughbred calves 8 to .
13 month old. Henry Hahn &
Son , 66 miles east of Falls
City. 135t.
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