Twice Told Tales It really is a pity that the lobby dosen't adjourn and let thc legis- latttl.c goo hOll1c.-\VYll1orcan. Hcrbet Kerr and l Daisy , with their own opera company , arc playing at thc Crawford theatre , 'ropeka. 'l 1'hcy arc Falls City folks.-Iliawatha . t The Falls City 'I'rihunc has been sued for lihel. It is not of- ten that so young a paper haH this distinction con fe ; red upon ! it.-1 IumLoidt Enterprise. so nom HVHHYJlOUY H1.SH. \Vc hope the time will come in Nebraska when a bright , energetic - I tic country school teacher will ] comll1alld better pay that : S25 a month for her sC1'\'iccs. Some people seem to think that it does . I not require much education or work to teach all the grades hem primary to hig-hschool , in same room every da\ wade through thc snow , carry coal build fires , sweep out thc school house ! be able to lick thc unruly urchins , take care of thc babies , and pre- vent the hh boys front making love to her , she prodes schemes to raise funds for the school Ii- hrary and plant trees on Arbor day. She must attend county institutes - stitutes and paRs an examination in all the branches of 1110(1 era education - ucation , in climbing agriculture , physiology and the I elTccl of alcohol - cohol Oil hc brain and nervous system of titan : , all exit in in at ion that t0 thirds of the sup : rime j\l\lgc. " , senator3at1\1 con gressn. : 1l would flunk on , and fur ail these accomplishments and varied ditties - ties and services she rccic"cs a sa ! a y uf 825 a 11I0nth for si } . month ill tine ' \ear. It's it lift . . -J' , . "K".7' . without hope } or reward unless some young man who knows a geed thing , when hc sccs it mar- rics her , and that docs not alway better her condition. 'l'hc lady teachers should forum a trust and .demand dcccnt wages . and then would get it.-Sutton Hcgistet. TIE 'AN'1 ' S 1'0 l I.Y. 'l'here is an enterprising young farmer living near Huo. ] 1\cb. \Vhile looking ' his mail'cs h over yesterday - tcnlay rntng \Iartin Lcnmann manager of the Kansas City 01'- pheunt found a letter from a farm youth whose name is Burns. The letter said : " 1 notice by a Kansas City paper that yon are going to have a clcmcnstra\.tioI1 of lil1l1d airs in your opera house oon. I have another proposition. , I am world on a airship. It , will he OK and I would like t01 show your audience how it \\.tH's. ] Can do it in opera hou c. What will you give ? H enough wiil. come at once when aire hip i , Ilnishec\ \ Yours George K. Burns. " " ' 'l'hat fellow . " said Mr. Ielttnrntm "has enterprise : any- war. T guess I'll write him tl Ily to Omaha and } show our manager - ag-er there his airship. ' Then if he'1 successful . \\'c'l1 let him fly nil ever the circuit. II e 'Ii save \1 a small fortune 1n railroad fare. However Fat going 10 advise \ him not to forget how 10 plow . jl is a man can always : earn a good living ] plowingK. . C. Swr. - - - - 7:15IAtUZA : m.E 1t1iCOiiD. : N'emaiJa county is thc house of remarkable in the ' ' a man person' uf All.et 1 l'ois. The latter : h. sc\'cnty-li\l' years of agol' : and his wife has pass 'd the half century tulle , IIII-.t of existence. Despite 'hi' l. ct t h. ' lcutc : t.f the ct \ + i'e ; , : .nt.oI. _ was blessed last Sunday by thc arrival of a pretty baby girl. Mr boss is a respected citizen who camc to this county from Germany many years ag-o. He has alway : been a hard worker and possesses more than the us- . ual share of vigor for one of his I ilg-C. For ll1 example of useful old , milnhooel commcnd him to President Roosevelt and Prof. Oscr.-A ] ubut'l1 Herald. About Rheumatism. There He tew diseases that in- flict more torture than rhumaism : anti there is probably 110 disease for which such varied flnel use- less lot of remedies have been sug-g-estce1. 1'0 say that it can be cured is , t therefore a bold statement to wake out Chamber- ] ain'- , Pain halm which enjoys an extensive sale , has met with great success : ; in the treatment of thi disc.\sc. One application uf Pain \\'iil relieve the pain , and hundreds of sufferers have testi- 'ied to maneut cures by its ! u-c. Why ! 'uffcrs'hC'11 Pain Balm allurcls such quick reEd and costs but a trifle < ? For sale by K { rrs Drug More ; : . Farm for Sal . .A farm of one hundred sixty acres , six l11ic. ! ' ; from Fall City. four anti a half from Preston tivi from Hulo fenced with . O.a1 : ; + orange . : hcri\'s. ; There are forest timbl rfI goooc I . orchard . , two houses : and cl'lInr and outbuildings two wells . twl conic ribs , two stahie . ; . il batik barn. fifteen acres of grass and ] ant' . pit' : ; tnre Terms of f pay umemt : wit ] : : b' madl' . - . : , . \p ) I' , to John Wil s C' . F..l Cty , - \ l > . . ± II ptr'lIa , ; flit fa : 'ilt. . .Tl't"I11'Wt1t ! \ , , C' . sr. . _ > 'Y'--- . _ , . _ " " " _ . to" . . : , . . ' " : .I The Very nO' Remedy for Bowel Tou . . bles-No Family Can Afford To . . . , Dc Without II. "I regard Chain berlain's Colic Cholera and Diarrhoca Remedy as one of the verbest remedies for bowel troubles" , say fill' . J. W. Hanlon , editor of the Dc- . . . . patch. Ocil1a , Georg-ia. "I make r . this statement after ha'i11gt1scl . the medicine 11fanil ' for ' , fanil\ my \ \ SC\- ' era } years. I am' never without t it. " No family can a11'ord to be ' . without it hottlc'of this rcmcdy in thc hou ! ' > c. It is i certain to be . needed sooner or later. For sale by Kr-rrs Itrtmg ! : Store. ' I l\loncy , Lane ! , Exchange. - f1 Sonic Money to Loan on City Property. Ii A General Stock of " : dse. , and Dl1ildil1 : ' ' ' with H ' sidcncc to E : : - ' \ t I change for Land. r A Goa B.isiiis house for t" , Sale. ' Iol1ey to Loan crm Land. . - Itl1 ] , 1\re5 to E I x + .hauge. ! } t 'I I eery C. Smith. . , . , r1 1- t ) . 1-I. I PARSEI..1 I 1 I _ i "r r : 1- I J . J \L3 'hclc pltotc ; 1-0. : ; S Col'nc : : r I SL & : StoliC 'c ; :1 t S. ' " ; ' . 4 OiFice Hours ; : 8 to 10 a. m. : 1 to 3 p. m. . - - - - - - - - - - . , - . " . . . . . . . . , , ' J' . . " L. " 51"1 t 1 _ p . . Jr . . . . . ; . . . , . . . . . \"r..a ' - ; ; : ' ' . ' " 1r . . ; ' _ ' ' : , , ' , . TmC Ti.hJ ; , 1i5 ! ! City , Neb. \'OH'l'lI : ) . . _ . . \0. 51 Cmaha ) 11:1 Lill'11I . - Isjre , , , ; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A 2:25 a lit Xo. : 3 OtI uha : Iwj Lincoln 1a5t : fng"cr. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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The 50-cent size contains two and one-half times as mlch as the small size and the $1.00 bottle almost six times as much. Refuse Substitutos. ' . - . SOLD IND RECOMMENDED BY DR. . I'I1cfULLAN , Proprietor City P ar'macy. 4 I ) ( j