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Totally Irrelevant
Dumlo-I never saw a man lUte
Drlxton to drift away from the subject
under discussion
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Barrass-As for Instance ?
Dumle-I just asked him what 110
was doing the night I saw him down
the road and he waded IUl answer by
_ . , , . . remarking that be had known people
to gel rich by attending to their own
, business I have no doubt he has , but
why should he mention it at that
time ?
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"Wh do you send back all my contributions .
trlbutlons ? " asked Miss Yelloleaf ill
angry tones.
"My dear child , " answered the editor
Itor , "it Is an unalterable theory of
mine that no one should write for the
papers before she is at least 30 years
at age. "
IIe calculated that she would not
bother him for about ten years at
least.
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1-\1" 1 : ) Little Tessie (3 ( a. m.-Mammll : , Is
that thunder I hear ?
1\Irs. Wise ( waiting for hlm-No ,
That's your papa coming upstairs as
quietly as be can.
Liars From East and Wcst.
Kansas 1\lan-1 know of a Kansas
girl ! who got mixed up with a Kansas
wind and it blew her hair right off her
h < : ad.
New York Citizen-Pooh ! New
York women don't dare go past the
Flatiron building for fear the wind
. - \ . will blow the complexion right off
their faces.-Councll Bluffs Nonpareil ,
Hero of a Business Turn.
The Artist-What . are you at now ,
old man ?
The Author-A football stol'Y.
The Artist-And the hero wins the
game with n ninetyyard run , of
course ?
The Author-Not this hero ; ho tsim-
ply corners the tlclwt 1Uarltct. and
lives easy ever afterward.-Town
Topics.
I Theory WeI1 Proved.
Bach lor-I have always.- had an
idea that after a couple have been
. married for some time even their
thoughts become to a great degree
entical. Am aright ?
. Benedict-You arc. About this
time my wife is thinking or what
she'll say to me for coming home so ,
late-Ilnd so am 1 !
' " ' " . . Clubs and the Man.
. Loving I1usband-1 don't see whY
you complain. Jones spends time best
part of his life at the club every day.
Fond Wifo-Nonsense ! lie is only
there for one hour of an evoning.
Loving Husband ( sighing-Wel1 ) ,
that hour is the best part of his life ,
j i I - an'how.
Not Suited for Magazine Use.
1'011 say the magazine editor
I i' wouldn't accept YU1' poem ? "
"No ; I thllll It was too good. "
k "Too good ? "
"Yes , I think he was afraid it would
distract attention from the vertls-
ing pages.
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PE-RU-NA . . . CONQUERS CATARRH THE WORLD OVEIL
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Thc Population of rp
flee Earth is : _
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1,400 } 000 } 000.
One llIilliolt r
Die A-llllltllily' of
Ca/ruTlt.
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/ LL over throe worlll Poruna Is
A known and used for catarrhal . . . . . .
dlsoases. The Pcruna Girl has
traveled 'round the globe.
ITer face is familiar everywhere that
civilization renches.
Universally Praised.
From Africa to Greenland , from Man-
charm to Patagonia , the face of the
Pcruna : girl is familiar and the praises of
Perun:1. as a : catarrh remedy . . are henrd.
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Succcssful In North and iOUtlJ.
Poruna crossed the Equator several
years ago , to find ( , in the Southern
Hemlsphero the same triumphant success .
cess that has marked its career in the
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Northern lIemislhere.
A St.mdard.
1'oruna. is n. standard catarrh remedy
the worlll over.
It cures catarrh by eradicating it
from the system.
Permanent Curc.
It obviates the necessity of all local
tron.tment and its relief is of permanent
charn.cter.
WJtllOut iJ Peer.
No other remedy has Fa completely
dominated the whole earth as ! ) eruna.
In livery Tongue
In nIl languages its glowing testt
menials arc written.
in nIl climes the demands for Porunn
increase. I
Around the World
"f have used your Fish
Brand Slickers for years
In tile l1awallan Islands
IInd found them the only
. erotic < < that suited I Bin
now In this country
( Africa ) and think a great
deal of your conts. "
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TOQES11JnnRD WOllW'S FAIR , 1 Ot
The worldwide reputation -
tlun of Tower's WllterI'C'I" ' i"n
I'C'I" ' t . '
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vn&4' ( . ,
proof Oiled Clothing -
assure the buyer of I ! a l :
the positive worth of N ! t
nil rnrmcnta bearing I7.r1l .11\\
this Sign of tile FI h. 401 , 5av
A. J. TOWER CO. , Boston , U. S. A.
TOWER CANADIAN CO. , LiMiTED
353 Toronto , COlmdn.
It sera atnlcted I er.a , with use Thompson' Eye Water
w. N. U. Omaha. . No. 12-1905
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'ro supply this remedy to the whole
world tuxes to the utmost one of the
best laboratories in the United Stntcs.
A Word Frwm Itustralla.
Walter H. Woodward , nomadicI'
Royal Australian Artillery , Hobart ,
Tasmania , writes :
"I suffered for several years with a
distressing condition of time head and
throat , caused by continual colds.
" : \y head and nostrils were stopped
up most of the time and there was 0.
discharge , and my sense of smell was
affected badly.
"After two weeks use of Poruna I
found this condition quite changed , and
so I contInued to use thIs remarkable
medicine for over n month.
"I am very glad to say that at time end
of that time I was cured and felt in
fine health generally , and am pleased
lo give Peruna my honest endorse-
mont. "
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EXCURSIONS i
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TO THE
Free Grant Lands
A OF
Western Canada.
nurllllC the months of larch and April , there
will ho excursloll" Oil the various limes : : of rall'
way to the Canadian ' .
I1U1Hlrf'lls of thousands of acres of the best
'lll'at and ! Urazlll Lands un the Conttment
free to the Hotllel'
Adjolnln Imlls ( II1n\ be purchased from railway .
way std laud eompanlc' , reasonable Ilrlces.
For Information liS 10 route , cost of trnnHllor.
tntloll cte" , apply ! to HU\lorllltcllllcnt \ of Il1l1nl
J.rallon , OtlawlI , Call11llll. or to aulllorizell Clln
adilln ( lorllllll'lIlJ.ent. , . - \ \ ' . \ ' . IIcnllcll , &II
New Yurlc Life Bull lul : , Olllalln , Ncllru..lm
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I ALSO OTHER DtrOA/.IITItS.
I . Welte o : call at office fadrec Informa'
o ion ( , Ilhhcst testimonials from prout '
inrJlt slalcsnlCn , anti physlcinns. Con
. sultyour Fa III ily Doclor. No braces or
1 j ' 1IIp1inncclIl"cd , Treated successfully
, mall. Six ' ' . _
. hy : 'enrs' r.xpurlence
lime Blomgvist Gymnastic Ortbopedlc I last.
I Copyright 1'02. , INCO""O"AUD CAPITAL e3"OOO.00.
111 TO 21 ARLINGTON DLK. . OMAHA. NEB.
I Prom HlJWIII1 : ' - .
Prince Jonah Cnlnnhmnole , delegate
In Congress from Hawaii , writes from
Washington , D. C. , as follows :
III can cheerfully recommend your
Peruna BS a very effective remedy for
coughs , colds and catarrhal trouble "
A Cuban Mlalster.
Senor Quesada , Cuban Minister to time
United States , writes \Vushlng1.on ,
D. C. , as follows :
'oruna I can recommend Its u very
good medieiue. It ia un excellent
strengthening tonic , and ia also IUl
efficacious euro for the ulmost universal
complaint of clLtn.rrh.-Gonzulo Do
Quosada.
Prom All Quarters 01 the OIobe.
'Ve hnvd on mo thousands of testimonials ! -
menials like those given abo\'o. 'Vo can
give our readers only n. slight glIlII ] > tie
of the vast number of grateful , letters
Dr. Hartman 1:1 constantly receiving
from all quarters of lime gloho in behalf
of his famous cntarrh remedy , Jerllnll.
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Natlonnl Oats
Grontcllt oat of tin cenln. . , . . i
Ylehlt'll In Ohio IAT , In Mlell.
2:111111I0 : \ , 2f > 5. mud lu N. Dakota
8U bu ! . per acre.
You can beat that ! record I n 11Ki.
For lOc and this notice 1
we matt yon tree lots of farm DI't't1
I /amllll1ll and our big calllolC , tt'll- / .
I Ingal ! about thlll out tn ' ondcr and
tbouearutsof other IIt'CdS.
JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO. I/1 . '
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