The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, March 24, 1905, Image 11

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Taking Fiendish Revenge.
Frlc.Hl- Woll. your old love has
married yogi ' rival ' , I see
Discarclcl Suitor ( fetid
t1Julishlr- )
S'denth ! I've got even with him !
They will quarrel the first week , fight
the second and separate forever In the
third.
Frlend-Grcat snakes ! Whnt have
you done
! , ; ! ' .J Discarded SlIltor-I presented the
bride with one of those fluffy . red.
eyecl l. snarling , barking pet dogs.-Now
York Wcol\l ' ,
A Bad Break.
Nordr- Whr did you fire your
stenographer ?
Dulls-Oh. . he was always malelng
h1undm's , and ho finally got me Into
serious trouble with my best girl.
> Nordr-As to how ?
Dulls-I dictated the message "I
send you n. box to keep your collars
. In , " slid he transcribed It , "to keep I
yc'ur colors in "
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A Preliminary Step.
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b l"r v
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16 M + ' 1 ks
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'Vat are yer cherlshln' so tendoI"
ly I in the bottle , Daniel ?
Dopey Dan-It's some gasoline I
fOlln' , I'm goln' to look al'oun' and
see if I 1111 l plele UI ) all ottermobile.
A Crusher for Top.
"I wish the "d Invent a new expres-
, i9.J ' sloe occasionally ! . " said Top , as he po'
7 ( \ . rllsed the account of a recent wedding
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"It's always .tho hhlshlng' brldo "
" " 'Veil , " r"Jpllod Irs. Top , "when you
/ consider what sort of husbands most
girls have to marry you can't \ronder
at thorn hlushlng.-London Tit-Bits.
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Those Little Helps.
1\lrs. Dacon-I see there are 30,000
dry goods stores In the United
, feta ; tes.
1\11' Bacon-I'll just write that
own , dear. It mar he of some help
' . . . _ to me when you want me to match
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the next piece of worsted for 'Oll.
Rough on Her.
'Vmm't she offended when you
asked her } to kiss you good-night. and
y 011 with a two dn 's' heard on your
face ? "
"A little : hut she came to the
scratch before I left.-Fort Worth
, Record.
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No Daneer ! of Discovery.
. "I am afraid seine of the dates In
my historical novel are Inaccurate "
"That is all right , " answered the
IIl1bllshol' "It will never he notl'od.
People who read history have too
I . , much literary taste to read historical
, ; { noyels. "
Not Naughty , Merely Unselfish.
Mother-Ethel. you naughty child ,
what have you hoen doing to make
Charley cry so ?
Ethel-I've only been sharing my
. . . . . cod-liver oil with him , dear mamma
' . " You said it : was so nlco-Harper's Ba'
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Serious Part.
"Yon seem worried , " said the caller
"Yes , " responded the irate father
"my sea Is the 'allse. "
"I hear his mind Is unsettled. "
"No , It Is his hills that are unset
t1ed. "
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Does Not Hold Good Always.
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"Thero's nothing like perseverance :
it wins out In the long rUll. "
_ "Z"ot always : lId you ever J3ce a
I' ' , ) hCll on n porcelain egg ? " I
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Are You Bilious ?
If so , you \Vii ! have more or less of the
following
SYMPTOM :
Not , unfrequently the complexion becomes -
comes pale and sallow , there tiny 1m
frequent attacks of bilious or sick lil'ul- :
ache , bitter taste : in the mouth , ton lIe
coated white or covered with a brown
fur , unnatural , dry . harsh , or scaly
condition of the skIn ' bran11\ '
, 01' bran11l'rtlp -
tions and pimples. 'rhen1 is likely l to
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be bnckacht' , " with tired feelings ! , ,
lassitude and n sense of Ilehilil v. 'I'lll'r
is depression of s ) iritxs with a : dCI'idt'd
tendency to be discouraged \ and de-
spon ent , Them is loss 01' irregularity
of appetite , uneasiness in reIion ? of the t
stomach oppression . t-10lllt'tlmos sour
stomach " heart-hurry" nausea and
water-brash , " flatulency , allli acrid
eruclattions ; the bowels become irregular -
lar , usually const.ipatc , and occasionally .
ally subject 1.0 diarrhea , attended with
colicky paills. 'rhe foregoing { ; S'lIIp-
toms are not , all lI'eSI'II ( in 111olle
case , nor am any two cases alike in
every respect ,
The only way to help a disordered
liver stud cure hilionsness is to treat , iI
itS it is - the great organic human
filter of the human : HystPIII. Doctor
Pierce's Golden l\Jcllical Discovery
clec.srs and clam it ; invigorates and
revitalizes this most important organ
by its wonderful alterative pOWOl.
A Terrible Case or Suffering Causcd
by LIver Complaint.
nit. It V. I'nIUJlt I'lIl1'alo. X. Y :
1)/nr Sr-I ! 1 will tell you how I remluNl my
health . though I olllht 10 have written long
nlo hive been well two YlIll . . t 11\'l'1I years
ago I hall time first attack ] of irllllle ; " anti
for many months afterward I could only say :
I never felt well. Tim doctor salll the I rtluhlo
was liver eomplahmL After living I'h'fOl' \
three years . kidney and IIlntllll'I' t1'Ouliio set
in . whle1 ! put 11I0 III a worse condition than 1
ever was horOl'I\ nld not lalm a stet hilt It
would hurt my tolllach oO that It would fill
with gaff amid It , would throw tip my food 10
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my thrtntt kept ! ! worse my :
Ilch lJlo.ted badly ! . until them seemed 110
morn 1'0011I h..n In my hotly to hold It , My
lonlllo 1II'l'anw r.oatl'll and the inside / of suy
lIIoulli so sore that , although It dill not affect
III 13' vollo Itself very ntlmi'h It caused Imlll In
the tonsils WIIl'II IIIIIIIII ! III ndclilion 10 all
this the IlI"hlll hl'L'l\II\II 1-00 sect Iding ! that the
11\11'111111 s1 ! ' nsntion cawed 11I1' 10 scream when
pltsving ! it . Uld tttosull'oring ! null the 11I1IIIIh
! ot Ihlll tvt'ttk I will never for1111. 11'llIlIllIot I
i lie dente our sit 1111oll'll"ht. ! . nor wall nor IIn
, nnything. WII ; all tloulllellul' and hall lu be
Ic11 front place to 111111'1\ : but lIel'l' I. ant 10-
1 day . MIIIIUI nlltl wl'lI.Ill tilt Ihllllls due 10
Ir. . 1'101'1'0'-1 . . : IIII'clh'hll' I used 1'II.1hll'l'lI 1I0t-
' tlesof I . . " Golcll'lI 1lh'al IIstovert'"tiirvoof !
I' " 1"lInlrlle . . I'n''I'rllltioll" aim ml cluhte'u ' 'll\ls
ot " I'l'lIl'ls. ! ' " Mil ) you live lone : 10 drag
tunny lIIorn 11001' slIlTon'l' front ho I dough of
despair such ' 110 I had fallen \ 11110.
( gratefully yours ,
TIlls AoausrA HA'n.JI' .
4\ : Findlay A VIJ. . ltig ! ilaplds l\t1cllhnn.
Golden \ Mcdical niHCO\'PI'y" contains
tains no alcohol , syrup or sugar , yet
keeps perfectly in any ; climllh'
] )0 NOT HI , : l ) : ei : i \ 'iu.-It. is an in-
sult to your intelligence for a dealer } ! to
ntt'lIIpt , to palru off upon you a 'Il1bsti-
tute for this worlll- famed mc did tIC.
You know what you \ vuitIt's ; ( his business -
ness to wed ill/it. waut. When he urges
solllO s/llnili//lte / / he's thinking ; of the
larger ' profit 11t"1I IIInI ' -nol. of your
I welfare. Turn your bide on any dealer
who ufft'rs'OU such ! treatuent. t
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In obstinate constipation time Die- ,
cO\'t'r\ ' " should he t1/cd / ; in conjunction
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with , 1)1' . Pil'I'Cl'H PI.umnt . : I'ldl..IH . , the
nlO8t , natural : allll thoroughly sciontilia
hlxittiye ever dt'\'isl'd. ! Tlw" l'earns' I
regulate and invigorate ho I omwh : ,
liver and howols ! , Om' is a gentle I
laxative ; two , at't as a : mild cat htt'tic. ;
If you rpquirt' nwdicnl ucl \ , u. ' .c.t rite
Dr R. V. Pierce who will give you time
best advice possible , free.
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Dr. Pierce's 1,1X-page' I ) Medical Ad-
\'ispr. It is the roust useful doctor
book" pubhish0d. A copy iu stiff pa-
per coven ! sent on receipt of 21 Ollt'-
cent stamps t.o pay expense of mailing
only ; in cloth ) ) ilHling ten stamps
ext 'a. Address Dr. H. Y. Pierce , Buf-
falo N. Y.
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W. L. DOUCLAS I
uNIon $3 50 & $3 00 , SEJlOCS Fen I .1
MADE. _ = _ = i tit , MEN . ti ? I
\V. J. . n"I" . iYlat:0 : MhorM err Ch" Ir'alt'.1 .ellrrM I" Chu i s ntr T tl
avot 'Id bccauacof th'lr " " " , 'II"IIt style . tvt.y nCCIIIIC and . . . .n' .
rl..r"-hucqll."t" . " . rra'e.h . . v err J"ML t . M iood tt M lhore but 4
. . . . . .t from 8i.oo to afi 3.01) . ' { 'h" onlydllferrneti I. the . . . 'h'I' . ' I
" v. i. U""II"N Itla.rl1 ! ! .h.tt c..t mnuro to IIuk. . . hold ! their ' -
Mhtpehetlerwearlon : erttndireol'grerttrrvulurthunuity I
uthcorSa..n u" the market I. . . . . . ' } . . ' .V.I.llouglar KIIIII'-
"It'CN their aalao Try ,1Ullltlllt , hIM manse sand price on the I
botlout each .ho. Luna : Nt' it. 'I'"kl' so.ub.thoe. , v. . . .
n"uaI""S 3. : oO .1I..u" ttt ' t' Mold th"1:1I hi" own r..tullIt..11I . .
t h..r"'I.1 . .I U"N "lid by.hoedrnlcrMrvrrvwherr.Noautt- !
tur " , he , ' , ' \ ' " ' ' live. 'V.I. , Iju"III" : . . "h. . . . . lIre wlthlll } 'u"'uch.
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/IfTTBII TllAN OTlllW .If.IKI.I ) .47' AA' } ' I'Il/COI
For the I.ut threeyears 1111I" " , rnrn It'I.Iorpltaf3.iOs1ueandforrndScot k
only a' good b"II.I'Ierhln lIILWI' ! ( hat I rrrr hiM reIardlen /If , 'rlr , "
Chas. L , ferret ! . tul Cushier The l.'f"11lul.Uollal iltnkllldillllllP"'II.llld , ' , , ;
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Boys wear W. L. Douglas $2.50 and : $2.00 shoes because ! they fit '
better hold their and than other makes , . 't
. shape , wear longer : r : 4 I
W.L.DOUGLAS $4.00 SHOES CANNOT fiE EQUALLED ATANY PRICE. _ ' I
II : 1" JJIIola. uses Corona l.'ulldin 1/1 Ma IViII thorn. ( ' rose { l.i
Cell a cOlilldtt'cd 10 be tile j/llt&1 / paten ( It."h" 'Irwtllrr
FAST ( : O'.Olt -I.r.'I'S tVl .1. NO'I' % ' A It BRASSY . I
\V I. 1)onlla8 has the hUlcst shoo mall \ order IonRlnt In the "urld I I I I 1
No lrulllolt 10 Itt a lit Ioy mall. 25th. corn { m'IIays elt'lv.'IY ! , H I you desire > ' . I
Anther In/ormation , Icrlle for IIlalratr.l , ell III 10 ( } "e 01 11/1/// ( 'fIVI. I
W.L.DOUCLAS , BROCKTON , MASSACHUSETTS
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ENTRANCING : 1
. .Tone Qua.1ity. . i
pure anti mellow dlstinguish our hand I L IfGt tJ II ; Il ; - . II I
made "Mueller" plains from the ol"llln-
ary lIIukeH. I
THE SOUNDING BOARD - I I
Is built on the violin prlnellle , nllowlll i - _ ' I
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free vibration Other Items of Interest
In our new catnlog , sent free for the I
usltlng
I'll ,
Address the \Ialf'I' ; .
SCHMOLLER ( el MUELLER " 1i ° 'II911QilIU ' i ! '
Estahllshctl 18r.9
:1Ia i'A1txAu Sfl' . . O.l. \ 1/,1 / .
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on
DEFORMITIES
re e 0 0 k PARALYSIS AND
trill ho seat free postpaid , upon requost. ThIs hook Is 01 II hundred , JlUCS ; , hallllHomely Illus ,
tatted throughout and tolls of un uXI'crtenco ' 01 over thirty years la limo In'ptlllent ur ( ; roult"11 Feet
Spinal 1)oforntlties . JllflllltlltJ lhrr alyak. JIll' Uisulll" . Dufurll..1 l.liub3lttul , Julata 1-:1(1
It talll of the only thoroughly equipped Sanitarium III Ihlscl/untry dC\hlcd uxclush'my tll the treatment
of these conditions sod hllw they map he cured Ithnllt MargiesI IIvcrnJlnns , planter parry or other severe
treutlolcllt. Scud fur Ihle book , and It directly 1/llOrc.tcd IIIcutloll character of the allllctlll" and rlcclul
literature bearing IIn the tilllJ- ' 310 Pint tit. ,
\ : tilllJThe L. C. r.1cLaln Sanitarium
. Grtllopedlc .
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Jcct will be scut with the book. f , SL Louis.
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80,000 Plants for 16c.
hI.'u , Il\hlenll end farrns Ar8 IIIIIIIC'.1 to
HI\I&.r'1I tlt-t'Ils thAn allY other In
Amos left. ' 'rl"\I .11 ronaun fur thl. .
Wn own over .0.10 actor for tin production -
. dnetlon of \VRrrnnlr.1 arrd. .
ln order tllllllluuo yon tnlry Ih"In , " ' 0
onlomnko ) nil the following IInproo
.1..11'01..1 IIlIert
For1U Cents Postpaid
11x.rlr.llydire.adLat.e.bb.ao. ( ,
1111110 t Inn " 0,1 , urn ! , . .
\lOtH' 1I1.hlll ( r.I.r .
iJ IIHIO ! lure , 1\IIIII.ollu' . . ,
IIIOtI 1I1'lon. . . tint . . .
11100 ( tare Lu.el.o .1..lIoh. . ,
1000 (110.1.,01 IIrllll.nL 1'10" . " ' . ,
A hove even ! ; contain som.
clout coed h . IIII1W 10,000 I'IIII' . fur
III.hln bu.hclw , ur hrl1l111nt . .
dUII'corN wntl lots end lotnof chili. .
.le..t..t'n.I..lteUlorwlth . our gient
. . . .lalolt,1 teliin/ II " " ( lilt 1"llIwtJl1' " .
lI".r . llnnll , rriiIta , " " ' , . ill for
10" In SI"III1'1 IUIII thiN "oUce.
lug ! t.I'Ku ( catAh. ! : alUIIII. ' 0.
JOHN A. SALTER SEED DO .
W.N.V..0 CrOBBO , Wltaa
SOUTHERN CONDITIONS AND
POSSIBiliTIES.
III no part of the Ullltell States 11119 there horn
Ii\lcll WUl1I1lJI'f1l1 Commercial Irllltllrial IUlll
Alfl'lcll1tllrl\l Ih'volllPIIWIIL as along the lilies ot
the IllIlIOIH Ccntrnl and the Ya100 & Mlsslslppl
Valley ltallrol\Is In time States of 'I'cnuessee
hi I4Mlswipld ned r.ollblalla , wlthlll ) tllll past ten
year-l. : CIties and towns have doubled their
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wlnllattoii. Splt'III\l11 \ hllShICH Flocks IIl1vn
been ) oreclcd. 1"111'11I lauds have inure than
doubled vIIIIIU. lIunclrcels of hulllstrlt'R have
been established alld as n t'chul there 19 nil
ullprcccl1entcll dOlllnlH1 for ,
Day laborers , Skilled Workman , and i
Especially ! Farm Tonants. i
Parties with Hllmll I'apltal , see ! ItIng : 1111 01'1101' '
lllllily 10 JlUrl'lIlIH a ( unit helm : Carlllurs willi )
I would i rcfer to remit for a couple of years hefore
IIIII'lJhll'ilrllf : and Any laborers III lIelllH or fll\ '
lorle'-I : should address ' a postal card to 1\11' , ,1 . I' ' .
Merry . A4ti1411t11t : OPIHJI'al m tuweli uurtint ) , .
I > lIlIulllIl' . IIIWII , who wiliprolllptly I i i mill IIrlmmtcll 1
nuttier l'olwI'rllllll till Li'rrllory above described .
I scribed , IIIHI give / Hllccillo rCllllcli to ullllHllllrlcs.
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' Write for
Keith's
Free Furniture Catalogue No 32
Conbln8 175 faithful Illustrations showlni :
the best choice of patlellls on snIt In 1905 We
otter an enormous and varlct.lslock strictly rcHllblc
/lIlIIlIurc.
We pay freight anywhere ,
juIfmlrclnc safe Drrlval at your railroad station
each : and every piece Is cuaranlcl'd 10 be exactly lIS
described or money rctunded.
Everylhln/ we sell Is or tIe ) Keith quality standard .
lrd for more than 25 years and II sold on thc Keith
principle ; IIn earnest ; conscientious . effort to please
and satisfy In anllnrllculnu.
ROBERT KEITH
Furniture and Carpci Company ,
Dept. 32 , Kansas City Mo.
UNITED STATES
Importing
A Canad i an
wheat i s
now a fact.
( let ; n 1"1'00 homestead in1'enteni Canada . or buy
annIe of the best wheat lalllis UII limo cOlitlUOlIl , and
IItJcotllu n Ilroluccr
The average yield 01 wheat hls ! year will 110 about
Iw.Hlly bushels > tll tilt ul re. 'Ilium oat and IlIIrloy crop
wIll I I i also yluld "hullduntly 81,1011111 1 cllllll < lo. good
Bchuols and churches excellent lIIar"611111 Incllltlc. ( ,
Apply for Ililorlllllllllll tll Huperlnll'lIth'"t Itnml
Irnllun , Ottawa , CnnadaOr ! tll authun toil Cnlllllllnn
I , , vrrnilient AJclIl- " . Jlrll/lclt , IiOI New Turk
I.lfu lIullllllll ; , Otllllha , Nobrnakw.
} 'IOllo80 say where you saw this advcrllscmellt
IINCUBATORS.
' 'rIte OLD TRUSTY III' . '
cllllatoru era 11I8,10 , lIy . % - I
, dU1111NOmi the Jnoutinter
)11111. who made 5O.r.JlI . tie .
fni tuventing his OLD
' rtuSTY- -
A luty ' for , ltaflf haul
cr Fort ' ; days' fr trial
1111,1 , Ii II0 YI'ar' guaran
. . : e , For Itll : free eata
I".tlll' ! a,1I , ) Jlllutiry lIIu8'
IInUo/lH , uddrena , .
rn. M. JOHNSON CO.
Box O. Too Cloy Center Heb.
SPINAL CURVATURE Can be Curta
, Tt r ALSO OTNLR DtrORMlTlt8.
i.- 1 Wrltu or call ) lit office for Creo Illforma" ,
r - ' . - 11011. Jlhhest testirnonialafrom pralic
ill'JIt talusmell , and physicilllls , COI
lIlt fOllr Familr.I > octor. No braces or
' / , lpphancesnsetl. 'l'roaleclsllccessfull
_ rF by anal ! Sir ; ycnrs' eJJ"rlence.
I IUe IIlomll'lst liymnutJc & Ortbopecf1chst.
Loytishl n02. INCO""O"AT , CA"'TA.2.,000,00. ' .
10 TO 21 ARLINGTON DLK. . OMAHA. NEB.
When Answering Advertisements
I Kindly Mention This Paper.
I W. N. U. Omaha No. 11-1905.
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PUTNAM I'ADELESS DYES
Color n , ore good brighter and laster colors than and ' 01111 r de. One IDe Pi1C"SC ' a colors silk t enl and cotton equn'lr , well and Is QU1ranleed to cite Derteol result9
Pak Ctlor or Wi will send poet paid atlas a package . Wrio ! for free 0okM-/lo 1 / 10 Da , Oltach and Mile Cub on. .tltA1a"1J1lf UU ( JO . , U.iollllllt. , .tl 'Q" ' "