Twice Told Tales Postmaster Crook uf Falls City as in town Saturday. lie had card of the line new postofiice e are to have and came up to e about the chances for having 'al1s City annexed as a suburb f IIumbolelt.-lIumholdt gnter- rise. Id Furrow , son ! of 1\11' Frank Furrow northwest of town met vith an unfortunatc accident uesdaHe was standing on a torso power driving the horses vhilc sonic men were sawing \'ood at his home and while thus tt1g-aged his left foot was caught n some cog wheels and badly : rushed.- Humhu1tll St ttldard. - - - - - 1\1. E. Cowa has resig'l1ed his ) osition with the Ward Bridge :01l1pany of this city and has en- the employ of the Gillilian Bridge : ompany of Falls 1 City. His work will bc in Oklahoma , t.ut he will probably not move his family from the chy . -'re umseh Chief- tain. - - - - - - l ir. and Mrs. .J. K. McDowell arrived from Pawnee City , \Yed- ncsda , and this city will he their future home. Mr. McDowell has associated himself with C. W. Ramsey in the drug business in this city. During the time that Mr. and Mrs. McDowell resided in 'l'ecumsch the\ made many friends who will welcome them back. -'l'ecumsl'h Clticftain. 1\lrs. J. J. Bl'Own tripped and fell while about her household Unties Monday morning and sus- bincd a fracture of the right arm' just above the wrist. Dr. \Vag-g-ener set the inj.trec1 mem- her and the patient is now g-et- ling along nicely. 'I'his is the third time for 1\1rs. Brown to sus- tain broken hones by falling in about as man ) ' years.-1)a vsou Newsboy. - - - - - udolph Vertislm managed to cut ofT thc end of one of his lin- g'ers while working about the hn shop thc first of the week dnd is not enjoying the experience af much as some mig-ht.-Humboldt Lcader. 11rs.Y.1. . String-ficld went to l'-alls ' City 'I'ucsday to visit until , the following day with E. P. String-Held and lamily f , , \'herc she and her husband left for Ge- ne\'a. 'l'hey will reside on one of their farms near there , and ol1ie String-field and wife will live ) with thcm.-Stella Press. - - - - - - - - 1\rs. S. L. Knox and Miss Viola Cro/Tord / of this city and \Vm. Cro fiord / and wife and Albert Mayer and wife of near Howe attended - tended thc marriage ofV ill Wamsley and Miss Maud heck at Falls City Wednesday evening Miss CrofTonl will visit at Falls City until nl'xt wcck. She and : [ r. \Vamslc\ are cousins.---Stella Press. - - - - - - - - Fricnds of S. B. Rice section foreman at this place will be I > pleased to know that tl c Burling-- tun has recognized his efficient service of the past , with a pro- motion to the place of road mas- ter with hcadquartcrs ( at Tccum- seh. 'rhis place has been vacant for sc\'cralmonths , thc duties being - ing- looked : after by Trainmaster Bracken of Table [ { ock. The new position brings quite an increase - crease in i salary amid 1 less arduous duties , so is warmly welcomed by Mr. Rice. l Hc left at once for - - - 'rccumsch but his family will not move until thc present term of school is out.-lIumbolclt Leader. - - - - BWf'I'HI { 01111 WI'l'1I0U'f 111\ : [ . . A Reserve man is accused of dcscrting" his wife and small children and going to Kansas City - , where there is said to be an- other woman in thc casc. Isis wife has had to take in.ashing ever since she movcd to Reserve and will probably bc bctterolT for I not having to help support her husband - IHawathaVorld - - - - - - - - 1I1fs EASILY GUI.I.HD. A farmer living near Borton docs not take a pa pcr. Hair ' grows on his tceth. Hc has not taken a hath for twelve ycars. Hc calls It thc drugstores and pays a quarter for an almanac. Every swindler takes him in.He is a lunch for the snide lightening rOIl agent and cloth peddlcr. The butchers charge him - 30 cents a pound for liver , and when in town he walks in the middle of the street because he thinks they charge toll for walking on thc sidewalk.- Horton Com mercial. - - - - - "A BUNCH OIL KIDS. " Probate Judge Ham preformed his first double ! wedding Fcl > u- rary 21 when he married Miss Dora Estc11a 1\'lrtin. aged 15 , to EdgerV. . Sandprs. and Daisy May Martin , aged H , to John H. Carder. All thc young people live at Hiawatha but Carder whose honk is at \Yhiting- The same day Miss Minnie Deanag-ed 17 , was married by Judge llaJl1 to Bert ? I. Poland. Both live at i'ain'iew. Thrcc marriages in one day , with the brides aged respectively - spccth'ely 15 , H and 17 is a good ! enough record for any probate . . - - - - - - - - - , . . . . to' . . . - , . # , . . . . . - - - - - - - - - - - judg-c and Judge Ham is quit ( : - : -t proud of it.IIiawathaYorIel. . ' , - - . . - - - . ' . . I SAI.H ADS IN 't'III'OiLD I'AII i During this season 'rhe \Yorld printcd 47 sale bills. 'rwo years ago an enterprising farmer dccid- cd it would he a good plan to . print his entire sale bill on one page of 'l'heVorle1. . He did so and the sale paid him well. One or two others followed his lcad. In 1904 , twelve farmers used ! a whole page apiece in The 'World . - to aclverti their sales and in ' I c\'cry instance ; unless there was exceptionally bad weathcr. the - - - . ' sales surpa5secl thcirexpectations. Out of the 50 bills printed by The - " t World this year , 27 of them were . printed entire in Thc \Vorll. The . . . . . . .0 , advertising proved of such value , ( ' " that without doubt nest year nearly every farmer who has a sale will Lave 1m complete bill put in 'rhc World , which reaches more Drown county people than he could possibly send his bills to J. W\ ' . Walters had his sale bill ' printed in this paper and the tot- al proceeds of the sale were 83005 . 3 A big crowd . of buyers was prl'S- 1 ent. Six head of mules old for . an average of 5181 apiece' Intelligent - . tellig-ent ad\'crti..itlg' always pays. . -Hiawatha \Vorid. . . ' The fa rmintrs of l ichanlsc\ ' t County would do well to follow - - -1 the example of those in Bro vri" C0untfor if it pays the1ll , it will _ _ par YO\l. Try : it once. j - . "j ' - - - - - - - \Vanted.- : t I have a very liberal proposi- - lion for sonic rood : man who I wants to break up about twelve acres of timber 'Ianel. L' . F. Reav i s. I _ . _ - . - _ - 'w - ' . , . < , ' . II Stubborn Coughs and Co ds , , ; t I , / Obstinate racking coughs that settle on the lungs and may develop into Pneumonia over night are quickly cured by r HONEYTAR r . I , - ' ' ' 'r . -1 . . It soothes and heals the inflamed air passages , stops the cough , heals and strengthens the lungs. 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