The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, March 03, 1905, Image 31
, . .v I , : , "t . f ' " < l " 11"fT1t ( Q ULJU i gu too , Ode to the Prune. ( The Collfol"llla prune crop UII ! season 111 UOOOOUO IIOUIHls.-News lIole. ) Pllh' fI'll It , though cil'C'alel' bards refuse ' 1'0 Chllllt your Praise ; IIIUwush they SCOI'II ye , e This is I he ut'II1P of good l l1ews Ihonl Callfol"llia. Grcot poets 10 lot care 10 tune . The lyre 1 to such 1\ lowly ditty , , y And pity 'tis , 'tis tnll' ( U prune , ll// " 1'is true you're Jlllt ) . Perchance the Pruning 1 Icnlfo shollld cut 'I'httt pun Wc tnado the verse above \ thIs , I'el'hlllls. wc say It ought 10 , hilt \\'e simply ! lovc this ! The Punishment trust lit the C\'lme \ , + J\s Gllbel't lalll III " ' ! 'hellkado , " 1tit , 0 10 make It lit u thyme Of EI DUladu ! Oh. prosy 111'11110. thcY'\'e done you wrong , " ' 110 never yet hn\ ' e been so IIIIWful ' ' 1'0 chant your sweetness III a Hong , I Duh ! They were Jll'ulletul ! r , Esculent prune , wo have a hlllleh , As sure IIR WC'I'U It luckless sinner , " 'c'l1 have you now for breakfast , lunch And ntayhc dllmel' Hilt ' , ' welcome , prune , by Itint or leek. ! 'C'I'P glad your clop is so oxtol1slvc. r \\'c''c tired of YOII , hilt-by hccl- ! You'r" IIIl'xIICllsl\'O ! -New Cot k : \11111 - - - Did Not Know House Was Burning For more than a. week the family of John Agoston li\'ed In a house that was on fire , and not until shortly after midnight the other night did it bo- cemo aware of time danger that threatened - died It. The Agostons live in a double t I 0' t fmlllo house , In Phoenixvlllo , Pa. , ant ! . . . \ . it was In the board partition bet wcon - . them and their neighbors ! that the fire - smouldered. Over a. week previously ' they noticed that , desplto { the cold weather , the house was comfortable with a low fire In their heater. The ' supposed ] It was due to an unusually hot fire next door , and paid no attention - tion to n. The neighbors also noticed the unusual condition and thought the Agostons had a. big 111'0. The rooms I , 'Ib. ' getting warmer , both families allowed . . their heater fires to burn out , and as thor were discussing the phenome 1 non Agoston saw a tiny flicker curl ' around the wall paper In a comer and 1 then a flame shot through. The rays ' , . . tery was soh'ed. A bucket brigade EGan extinguish the flames , and it I L was found that the fire , which had I smoldered In the wall for days , ha d charred the Inside of the partition. Colombian Rain Tree. A novelty in the vegetable kingdom { , . , ' has recently been reported as native : _ . - to the United States of Colombia. In : : -t ; , the woods adjacent to the city of t : . ' t. 1\1oroJamba ! grows a tree which the - natives call "rain tJ' ( e. " It Is abollt " , fifty feet high when It reaches ma Ii'- turity und about three feet In lame { . ' . IeI' at Its base , and has the ropert ) y of absorbing an immense quantity of " humidity from the atmosphere. Tub it concentrates and subsequently pours forth from its leaves and i V. branches In a shower and In such l 4a ; - abundance that In many cases the , I. = - ground In its neighborhood Is convert . i' ' " ed into a veritable bog. It possesses W ! ' # this curious property In the greatest . ii : ' degree In the summer , when the rh' . , , " ) , , ers are at the lowest point and water Is scarco. It has been suggested that f this tree be planted in the more arid , " , ; parts of Peru for the benefit of the fanners. " , Tooth as a Life Saver. A 1\lme. Leveque , now on her trial { 1 i4 ' - In Paris for attempting manslaughter , " Is the wife of a dentist. Ho brought divorce proceedings against her Thereupon ) she armed herself with a ' Ilvolvor and discharged It point . blan 1 , ; , at him. Luckily for the dentist , he looks after other leoplc' teeth but neglects his own ' The bullet went t Into his mouth , found a convenient nook In a hollow molar , and settled itself therein comfortably. The ma n w aa unhurt , and even the tough old I tooth seems to have stood lime Impact woll1111 not to have hUdged. 'rho revolver - volvCl' bllll , Indeed , Is still In It , so t.hat ( whllo the molar stopped the bullet ! . let , the bullet has also slopped the molm' The dentist had 1\ providential . tlal escape , but It Is a hind : ad \01" tiselllent for dentlstl' If ho hall had that booth filled ho wOllld bo It dead man by ! now.-London 'I'olegrnllh. - - Oyster , Aged 25 , a Foot long. A wholesale oyster dealer was siz tug ill ! > a. new Invoice yesterday . "There are some old fellows ! : In that lot , " ho said , as ho shoved ! : to one side some ahnormally , large onos. He plclwd out one nnd l1Ieasmell It. The shell was eight inches long. 'rho age of an oyster has absolutely no affect upon Its quality , " ho said. "It doesn't get tough with age , like the higher order of animals. Tlow long does an oyster live ? Nell , I couldn't sar cxactlr. J have known 1\luurlco river 'stermen to claim that an 03'S- tel' IIIHIIsturbcd In a neglected cove would live for t went Y.fi vo years before It finally died of old age. And an oyster of the Maurice river type keeps l on growing all the time. I have seen some myself that measured nearly a foot in longth.-Phlladellhla Hecord Turned Round by the Sun. -A lllrgo granite hall , weighing Iwo tons , In It cemetery in Ohio Is slowly turning on Its axis. During the last five years the ball has turned 13'3 Inches. When the ball was placed In position IIn unpolished ) spot ii ( j Inches in diameter was left In the socket of the pedestal on which It restgd. A I year ago It was noticed that the un- polished spot ) was turning 1Ilwarcl ) on the south side of the monllmenL The revolution of the huge polished ball , which It would require a derrick to lift , Is supposed to he due to the sun's healing one side of It , the south , and causing It to expand , \v nIle the north side , which rests most In the shade , does not expand to time same extent , and thus the hall gradually shifts Its position hr turning. . - - long.lived English Family. Do modern records contain any thing to equal the following entry In the parish register of Old Whitting- I ton , Derbyshire : "Thomas Ashton , I son of 1\11' Arthur and 11rs. Jane I Bull\Cle , was baptized .July 1 , 1i44. : Godfathers : Edward Downs , esCj. , great great great -Brent . uncle ; Dr. Charles Ashton , great-great-great- un lc ; .Joseph Ashton , gent. , great- great-great-uncle. Godmothers : Mrs. 'Vood , great.great..great.great-aunt ; i Mrs.rainwright ; , great.great-grand. mother ; illrs Green , great.grand- mother. Registered at the request of Joseph ) Ashton , of Landon , genL , who nominated the godfathers and godmothers . mothers , believing they are not to bo larallolecl ) in England. " - - Alligator Farming. It Is reported that several French dealers have recently visited America to purchase sloe ( < for an alligator farm which they purpose starting In the south of France. Alligator skin has become so highly prized throughout . out France that the animal dealers believe It will lay ) well to raise the alligators on this the first farm of Its kind In the world. Not long ago President Loubet received a present I of a hunting suit of alligator skin. This Is said to b1) ! growing scarcer yearly , and there Is always a great demand for It for boots , shoes , handbags . bags , writing pads , portfolIos and toilet . let articles - - Old landmark Burned. An old house In Sunset Park , one of the landmarks or Brooklyn , N. \ ' . , has been burned. It has been thought the house was used as a hiding place for "Charle ' " Ross immediately after he was kidnapped l ) In Philadelphia Tire house was a relic of evolutionary times , and recent ! : ] : ; had been used by a park ) watchman as a sholter. Mis- C'hlevous boys skating on the park lake snowballed the old watchman , and when ho gave chase one of them crept Up to the house and sot it on Sre1 - - . . . . . - . . . . . . . . . ' ' _ " ' _ e.- . " _ " " - " _ . " , _ ' . ' . . , .v . - . . . " ' . . . . . ' . , , , . .nae " " _ .Vw. . . . " . . . . . " . . . . . _ _ . _ , . . . . . 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