Palls City Tribune
BY TRIBUNE PUBLISHING CO.
ALLS CITY . . NERASKA.
Strange to say , the New Yorker who
tried to eat a whole roast pig on a
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K . wager did not get the better of the
other animal , which was plainly the
smaller of the two.
Now that a Paris scientist has dls.
I covered that kissing instead of being
dangerous and deleterious is really
pathologically beneficial , it is possible
the practice will be resumed.
The Washington Post thinks DI'
hulls , after stating for one reason
why young men do not enter the ministry -
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f time in thinking up seven other rel1-
sons.
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Miss Joyce , the "perfect model , " ,
, leads the simple life to keep a pert -
t " ' " ? , . ' - - feet figure. That kind of argument
will have more weight with women
" than years of preaching by Parson
Wagner.
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t A correspondent asks us to define a
" , . philosopher. 'Ve reply that a plitloso
; pher is a man who has nothing that
can bo stolen , and who is satisfied
to get a square meal and a good
night's sleep.
, ) A Baltimore girl has sued a man for
. ' , $20,000 because he kissed her with-
out asking for permission. If that happened '
Ij pened always , and the suits were all
successful , what a lot of bankrupts
there would be !
, A Rhode Island girl who loves a
- man of the name of Bumg-ardlner refuses -
. , ' . _ , fuses to be his wife until he gets the
. r Q ' - . . legislature to relieve him of the
"Bum. " Here again we see the far-
reaching influence of slang.
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A Brooklyn millionaire is going to
start a hotel In New York where you
can live at the rate of 50 cents a.day.
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, Russell Sage will be overjoyed.r lIe
. can then afford to stay downtown
, nights If business is rushing.
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A FlorIda girl was wooed by mall ,
but when he called to marry her she
refused to become his wife. Courting
by mall Is about as satisfying as a
china egg on toast. Your true girl
wants to be courted by a male-not
by mall.
One of the college presidents thinks
the higher education will eventually
cause the obliteration of the human
race. Are "Ie to understand from thIs
that the tIme is comIng when the man
who confesses that he Is a father wIll
at once be listed with the illiterate ?
t Connecticut Is a unique state. It
} has no public debt. It never had one
until the civil war , when It borrowed
$10,000,000 and Issued bonlls It never
borrowed more and has the money on
f
hand to extinguish the last of that
f debt. Connecticut Is an old.fashloned
state.
" " The French remedy for dyspepsia Is
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worth trying in this season of heavy
dinners. Smile ( but not at the bar )
and the facial movements themselves ,
with the autosuggestion connected
with It , will stimulate digestion.
Gustav Jacquet , time French artist ,
'I who always uses his wife for a model ,
" " ' declares that she Is the most beautiful ! :
iul woman In the world. That Is the
way every husband ought to feel.
The New York financier who has
taken out a fife Insurance policy for
$2,000,000 showed a realizing sense of
the caprIces of fortune on Wall street.
It Is proposed to train New Jersey
mosquitoes to rescue travelers lost In
the snow. The dogs of St. Bernard
will have to go back to the kcnnel.
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COL. BECIWFFH ; SAYS :
"I Take Pleasure in Commending Pe-ru-na For
Coughs and Colds. "
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COL PAUL E. BECKWITH.
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Colonel Paul E. eekwilh , Lt. Col. , retired , 1st neg. Minute Men , in a
letter from 1503 Vermont avenue , N.V. . , Washington , 1) . C" , writes :
"From the rmqualJfied endorsement of many of my friends , I
take pleasure In commending your remedies for coughs and
colds. It-Paul E. Becl wltb.
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IN FIELD OR BARRACKS
PE.RU.NA IS EFFICACIOUS.
The constant exposure to the clements -
ments experienced in nu out-dom' life is
not so apt to cause coughs lud colds as
sedentary habits.
Those ! who are brought face to face
with the weather every day in active
life arc much less lillhl to catarrhal
diseases than those who arc housed up
in illy ventilated
ALL CLASSES rooms Andyetboth
of these classes are
ARE SUBJECT TO .
more or less subject
CATAItR. to catarrh and
catarrhal c1iseascs.
The soldier as 1ve:1 as the civilian finds
it frequently necessary to use Peruna .
on account of coughs and colds.
No one is exempt. The strong and
healthy are less liable than the weak .
and ill , but none entirely escape.
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Pcrnna has always been a great
favorite with the military men , both in
the army anll navy.
The strongest rind ] of testimonials
are received from omccrs of high raJlk ]
concerning the virtues of IJoruua for all
catarrhal ailments.
Only n small per cent of these can he
used for publication for want of space.
:1Ir. lIarrison L. Dcam , Burnside Post
No.8 , Department of the 1'otomlc ,
Colonel encampment r\o. : 00 ( } \ , Union
Veterans Legion , Colonel Green Clay
Smith Hegimcut No. 17 , q. V. U. , Dc-
partmcnt of the Potomac , Military
Order Loyal Legion , Department of
Columbia , Major 34th Indiana Veteran
Volunteer Infantry , writes :
"There no longer any question ate s
to the curative qualities of Pcrnna itJ
nil catarrhal troubles. Its successful
I use bJ' ninny of my friends entitles 1 .
to con/dclcJ and endorsemclJt. "
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who buys.
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Lesson number onO . ,
Starch is nn extraction i
lof ' wheat used to stiffen
fen clothed \VhOD
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goods the y r
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It gives new life to
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TWENTY BUSFIELS OF WHEAT
; ' TO THE ACRE
t 10 the record on
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the Free Homo-
1I Gtond Lands of
WostornCnnndu
for 1904.
The lr.oOOJ ' tnrmelH from the "nUctl Slnh R , who
durluK the rHIHt Horen scare IUl\'o HOllO to CIIIIIIl
pllrLclp ! III thlll prcepei ' lty. ,
The United Btlllc will Roonllecomc nn Importer of
wllcnt. Oct II free homestead or IlIlreho" a farm In
We torn CllnHtln , and become olle of th080 who will
lieu' produce It .
Apply fur Informntlon to Superintendent ot Im"'l-
jlrllLon. ! Ottawa , Cu nadn , or tll authorized Vllnllllllln
lo\'crnll1\'nt ; A lmt-\\ ' . 1' . IIl'lInctt , bill \ew York
Life lIuiltllng , Omohn , Nclml 1a.
I Please ray where you et\V tlllH ! tl\'orll.clucut.
On Deformities and Paralysis :
FreeBook will be vent free ) Hllltl'tahlllpon rCllllCllt. Tile hook ie I of n hundred [ 111\'C8. ! i i
hand otnely lIIulllralllll thruu/illlJllt / and tells ot all el1crlellc8 : : ot u\'cr thIrty 'CnrH In l
re e . 0 0 the trcatmcnt of ( 'ruuk"l r ' net SlIhml U.tormIU . Intl&llillo 1'1 rI"IH.
Hip ) ) IHcl , Ho. ) ) oCnrllwd LIlli" and JolutN . It tell of the only
tttorougly equipped S'lDltartulO / In tbls country devoted cXt'lu.lvol ) ' to the trcutlllcIIC
ot tlltJ"o condittumI and how boy innp hll cured without Furgical uperatlons , , pluKtcr . .
paris or other severe tr ntment Bend for thin lIook , anti If directly tntnrested . melltlull character ot tbo I1t11lctlon and Hpcl'lal IItcrnlllro lJCnrllll { Oil the
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BEGGS : CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds.
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UUHLS WHLHL ALL tLOL 'rAILS.
Heat Cough syrup. Tafte. ( ; oa1. U'o
in time. Fold by drucglta.
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