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When Pin ) < -Eye Simpson Took Water.
i "Il was awuy hucle III the ' 80s wholl
they were still wOl'lcing placer dirt on
'l'lgor crick an' wolghlng out gold dust
tor plllg tor'haclwl' In Grosonllocl's
, store that I saw Plnl"gyo Simpr.on
take water " ' said the old pr09110ctor.
" 110 wlI8n't uddlclod to them potations
nn' I lIolI't 1(110thut Illlyhody ever
give hllll II subsequent Invite lo the
HIIIIIO without qIlI1I1C 'III' for the central
figgor In a corollor'a IlIquost. Still
Plllk.gyo look water UIICUt.
"A Coller blow In with a sloppy ' chinook .
nook along one Docolllher. The boys
WIIS congregated In Gl'Osonlleclt's-ln
the front PUI't. lie Iwp' his bar In
front nn' his store In the rear , so's tel'
ketch ) ' 0111 goln 1111' comln. When the
Collol' fast COIIIO III we all took him for
a Ie hI. lie was all bundled up III a
little IIl1fCola coat un' tad ] a fur cap
IHllled down over h'lt OUl'S. I dOIl't
reckon ho was much 1II01'0'n four foot
high I1n' when ho got that coat shuclt-
od IIn' his cap IHllled off there wasn't
II great . deal loCI of 11111I. ' lint ho WIIS
Il 1It1l1l-1t highIyveazoned ; , sour-
faced : , l'oCI'1I0I'd. ! retl-oycd , hump-lucit-
nd runt , hilt he bud got his growth. lie
looked 111'0111111 hllll IIH fierce as 1111 enraged -
raged nlllpnl1\nlt \ 1111' then walled 11)1 ) lo
the IHII' 1111' called for a dl'ltllt.
" ( Irosenheelc grinned as ho set Iho
hot tic 0111. I l'u'I\On wo all smiled
some \ , ho looked so sorlOl' rcdlcl\Ol'lolIs.
'What's 11111118In' you ? ' fHllloalia the little .
tie III Ill ! . 'Maybe you find my pOI'H'nal
appearance \ u sllhjec' 0' mirth ? '
" 'I wuz ; slllllln' because I WIIS hap-
py , ' says GI'OHlmllock , quite muel
" 'YolI'VO III'oll'ly skinned somebody
good nn' plenty , then , ' says the little
mUll , 11Iml'In' out a bath an' lowerln' It
rclonUfic. 'That's the rottenest imitation ,
tlon 0' licker \ over I run acrost. Anr-
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belt for lIawlln' , ' says he a few mln-
tttes later ! , gnawin' the ends or his
inustaslt
"Next day Mr.VaIIIa jumped Dan
ny Cassidy's . claim an' began development -
mont wOI'lt. Danny went up with a
Winchester tor run him off an' comes
hack thankful that Mr. Wallis had let
him keep the gun. Then he diverted
the water the thaw had started from
Gllllcu.ddy's flumos.
"Tho time he made Pinlc-Lye Simpson -
son take water wus when Plnk.Eyc
started out on his sprIng saturation
111x. Wallis ) was In Grosenbeek's select .
In' his weekly grub supply when Pink ,
not scoln' him on account of him holn'
hid behind a length a' stovepipe , call'
cd everybody to the ) Jill' . 'Any son - of .
a-glU1 who hangs back ' 11 ho made too
lenitY to hold licker , ' ho 'olls.
" 111'Vallls heard him nn' emerged
from behind the Hlovollllle nn' strutted
lip lm' Plnk-Eyo 'Do I understand that
this invite Is compuls'ry ? ' he asks
'Havo J got tor drink hocU1SO a hit
man hyena with a sldnful of alcoholic
swill an' n eryin' , noml of a hair cut t
makes a bluff at homicidal mania ? '
" 'Not If 'ou'd prefer trot to , ' sny 's
1'IIIIt-gyo. 'I'd esteem it an honor hut
I don'tt insist on 11. . 1\h" remarks WOI'O
In a HllotTlt 0' joculn \11 \ r. '
" 'You'vo a poor sense 0' humor , '
says 1\11' WlIllIs. 'You're enough of a
joke yourself without 8pclllln' It h "
( talllln' ! A man who'd drink with
you would glt down Into a trough an'
eat with hogs :
"That's what he said to Pink-Eyed d j
Simpson-an' IIvod. An' ho acted In i
that outl'llgls way for nigh on tor three
months.
"It went on until finally Ores nbecle ,
who'd been picked on more'n usual 1
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body that'd accuse you 0' s01lln' whls-
lcy would be a liar. Don't look cross
eyed at mo , you fat-facod hippopotamus -
mus Charge that tel' 1\11' Wallis.
Tlml's my lIamo , an' I'm goln' tor take
UII Iii ) residence In this yor ctunp '
"Now , Grosen.wcl ! wasn't no slouch
when It came leI' rosentln' an Insult
nn' 110 glncl'lll1y tool It l'l'ollm'nar '
request for \ credit as an Illsult-for har
goods. I'vo seen him make a mlghly
rapid shoving ! with a gun an' conduc'
IllmseIr creditably In It froo-fOl"all
rongli - an' . tumnble. But ho IHdn't mal < o
no hostile plays that time , whatRoovor.
lie jest looked at the little sawoll.of
wisp for a moment an' then he says :
'Your cl'ollll's good , Dlr.'allis. . Glad
lor be favored with yer custom. have
another with me. '
" ' } ' 11 walt till I'm hotter acquainted
with rou afore I drIIII with 'Olsa ' 's
Mr. Wa1lls.
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I He went ollt. \ \ watched him lead
his mule back along the hlll to Dill ) '
'f"orscu'1 cnhlll , which Billy wus elTon
on a H'OSllecllll' trill lu lie ( Crazy \ \ Loon
range Del'llel ! If ho IIlIln't kick III
the door ! an' carr ) ' III hIs plunder .
"Groscnhel'l hag been 8WoI1ll'rln'
hard , whlC'h was his way when ages
thted 'What Is a man goln' tOl' do
: wlth n. YelHH'UWIIR 11I\lIliIl-bullt { rack 0'
skin an' bones ) lido : that ? " he sa 's. 'I I
could squeeze the breath 0' lIfo out 01 f
him with my Ili : gar al\ ' thumb
I " 'l..1ke hiltij\ 'I. -nth kid D
ono evonln' , saId ho'd bo everlastingly
lol'l1swogglod If ho'd stand It any long.
or. 'Soo here , Mr. Wallis , ' he says ,
'I'm through with 'ou. I make no tin-
kind erluslolls ter your mlsCortul1lt
contoor and proportions : were they
otherwise you wouldn't have Instod
five minutes after you struck this
camp. fill not a-goln' tel' jump on you i
nn' grind yer Inter time floor an' I'm
not a.goln' tor break yer In two , me
er
lwln' a full - size man , but I'm goln' tel'
take you acrost my knee an' spank !
you , like a mean young ono. In this I
have the fllll approval of the camp. "
"Wllh that ho reached out for 1\11'
I Wl\llIs. nut 1\11' Wallis wasn't there
110 was exh \ ' actin' \ a pick handle from
a barrel an' the nex' mlnlt that pick
handle come Inter contac' with Gro-
sonbocl's cranium \ \ , an' laid him out
'Yoll all approve , do you ? ' yells 1\11' .
Wallis , an' here he come at us with
the pick handle. lIe got four of us
The rest of us all left abrupt.
" \Vo como to our senses In ahout t
live minutes-all hut Grosenllocl-
an' with the reorll"allon that the per
I''mnant c.f humanity wns able tor
lalw ' hIs o\\ ' n part In a game 0' physi ,
cal vl'lenco ho made a rush for BllI '
'l'hOl'sln's cabin tel' glt him' '
. lIe wusn't I.
In When Tom Gllllcudl1y went tet' ' '
feed his horse nest morpln'-the enl 1) -
good horse In camp-the horse "usn't t
In , ellher. That " us the last wo ere
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Great Woman's Remedy for Woman's Ills.
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