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About The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 3, 1905)
- . . . . ' . . - - - - - ' - - - - - - - - - - . ON TIGER CREEK When Pin ) < -Eye Simpson Took Water. i "Il was awuy hucle III the ' 80s wholl they were still wOl'lcing placer dirt on 'l'lgor crick an' wolghlng out gold dust tor plllg tor'haclwl' In Grosonllocl's , store that I saw Plnl"gyo Simpr.on take water " ' said the old pr09110ctor. " 110 wlI8n't uddlclod to them potations nn' I lIolI't 1(110thut Illlyhody ever give hllll II subsequent Invite lo the HIIIIIO without qIlI1I1C 'III' for the central figgor In a corollor'a IlIquost. Still Plllk.gyo look water UIICUt. "A Coller blow In with a sloppy ' chinook . nook along one Docolllher. The boys WIIS congregated In Gl'Osonlleclt's-ln the front PUI't. lie Iwp' his bar In front nn' his store In the rear , so's tel' ketch ) ' 0111 goln 1111' comln. When the Collol' fast COIIIO III we all took him for a Ie hI. lie was all bundled up III a little IIl1fCola coat un' tad ] a fur cap IHllled down over h'lt OUl'S. I dOIl't reckon ho was much 1II01'0'n four foot high I1n' when ho got that coat shuclt- od IIn' his cap IHllled off there wasn't II great . deal loCI of 11111I. ' lint ho WIIS Il 1It1l1l-1t highIyveazoned ; , sour- faced : , l'oCI'1I0I'd. ! retl-oycd , hump-lucit- nd runt , hilt he bud got his growth. lie looked 111'0111111 hllll IIH fierce as 1111 enraged - raged nlllpnl1\nlt \ 1111' then walled 11)1 ) lo the IHII' 1111' called for a dl'ltllt. " ( Irosenheelc grinned as ho set Iho hot tic 0111. I l'u'I\On wo all smiled some \ , ho looked so sorlOl' rcdlcl\Ol'lolIs. 'What's 11111118In' you ? ' fHllloalia the little . tie III Ill ! . 'Maybe you find my pOI'H'nal appearance \ u sllhjec' 0' mirth ? ' " 'I wuz ; slllllln' because I WIIS hap- py , ' says GI'OHlmllock , quite muel " 'YolI'VO III'oll'ly skinned somebody good nn' plenty , then , ' says the little mUll , 11Iml'In' out a bath an' lowerln' It rclonUfic. 'That's the rottenest imitation , tlon 0' licker \ over I run acrost. Anr- . . . - - - - . . . . - belt for lIawlln' , ' says he a few mln- tttes later ! , gnawin' the ends or his inustaslt "Next day Mr.VaIIIa jumped Dan ny Cassidy's . claim an' began development - mont wOI'lt. Danny went up with a Winchester tor run him off an' comes hack thankful that Mr. Wallis had let him keep the gun. Then he diverted the water the thaw had started from Gllllcu.ddy's flumos. "Tho time he made Pinlc-Lye Simpson - son take water wus when Plnk.Eyc started out on his sprIng saturation 111x. Wallis ) was In Grosenbeek's select . In' his weekly grub supply when Pink , not scoln' him on account of him holn' hid behind a length a' stovepipe , call' cd everybody to the ) Jill' . 'Any son - of . a-glU1 who hangs back ' 11 ho made too lenitY to hold licker , ' ho 'olls. " 111'Vallls heard him nn' emerged from behind the Hlovollllle nn' strutted lip lm' Plnk-Eyo 'Do I understand that this invite Is compuls'ry ? ' he asks 'Havo J got tor drink hocU1SO a hit man hyena with a sldnful of alcoholic swill an' n eryin' , noml of a hair cut t makes a bluff at homicidal mania ? ' " 'Not If 'ou'd prefer trot to , ' sny 's 1'IIIIt-gyo. 'I'd esteem it an honor hut I don'tt insist on 11. . 1\h" remarks WOI'O In a HllotTlt 0' joculn \11 \ r. ' " 'You'vo a poor sense 0' humor , ' says 1\11' WlIllIs. 'You're enough of a joke yourself without 8pclllln' It h " ( talllln' ! A man who'd drink with you would glt down Into a trough an' eat with hogs : "That's what he said to Pink-Eyed d j Simpson-an' IIvod. An' ho acted In i that outl'llgls way for nigh on tor three months. "It went on until finally Ores nbecle , who'd been picked on more'n usual 1 _ _ . . . _ n'nnJlT = "T"IJ'J..J - ' t iK r Y . : c . , 1 t r \ ' - "An' Called Fer a Drink. " body that'd accuse you 0' s01lln' whls- lcy would be a liar. Don't look cross eyed at mo , you fat-facod hippopotamus - mus Charge that tel' 1\11' Wallis. Tlml's my lIamo , an' I'm goln' tor take UII Iii ) residence In this yor ctunp ' "Now , Grosen.wcl ! wasn't no slouch when It came leI' rosentln' an Insult nn' 110 glncl'lll1y tool It l'l'ollm'nar ' request for \ credit as an Illsult-for har goods. I'vo seen him make a mlghly rapid shoving ! with a gun an' conduc' IllmseIr creditably In It froo-fOl"all rongli - an' . tumnble. But ho IHdn't mal < o no hostile plays that time , whatRoovor. lie jest looked at the little sawoll.of wisp for a moment an' then he says : 'Your cl'ollll's good , Dlr.'allis. . Glad lor be favored with yer custom. have another with me. ' " ' } ' 11 walt till I'm hotter acquainted with rou afore I drIIII with 'Olsa ' 's Mr. Wa1lls. . I He went ollt. \ \ watched him lead his mule back along the hlll to Dill ) ' 'f"orscu'1 cnhlll , which Billy wus elTon on a H'OSllecllll' trill lu lie ( Crazy \ \ Loon range Del'llel ! If ho IIlIln't kick III the door ! an' carr ) ' III hIs plunder . "Groscnhel'l hag been 8WoI1ll'rln' hard , whlC'h was his way when ages thted 'What Is a man goln' tOl' do : wlth n. YelHH'UWIIR 11I\lIliIl-bullt { rack 0' skin an' bones ) lido : that ? " he sa 's. 'I I could squeeze the breath 0' lIfo out 01 f him with my Ili : gar al\ ' thumb I " 'l..1ke hiltij\ 'I. -nth kid D ono evonln' , saId ho'd bo everlastingly lol'l1swogglod If ho'd stand It any long. or. 'Soo here , Mr. Wallis , ' he says , 'I'm through with 'ou. I make no tin- kind erluslolls ter your mlsCortul1lt contoor and proportions : were they otherwise you wouldn't have Instod five minutes after you struck this camp. fill not a-goln' tel' jump on you i nn' grind yer Inter time floor an' I'm not a.goln' tor break yer In two , me er lwln' a full - size man , but I'm goln' tel' take you acrost my knee an' spank ! you , like a mean young ono. In this I have the fllll approval of the camp. " "Wllh that ho reached out for 1\11' I Wl\llIs. nut 1\11' Wallis wasn't there 110 was exh \ ' actin' \ a pick handle from a barrel an' the nex' mlnlt that pick handle come Inter contac' with Gro- sonbocl's cranium \ \ , an' laid him out 'Yoll all approve , do you ? ' yells 1\11' . Wallis , an' here he come at us with the pick handle. lIe got four of us The rest of us all left abrupt. " \Vo como to our senses In ahout t live minutes-all hut Grosenllocl- an' with the reorll"allon that the per I''mnant c.f humanity wns able tor lalw ' hIs o\\ ' n part In a game 0' physi , cal vl'lenco ho made a rush for BllI ' 'l'hOl'sln's cabin tel' glt him' ' . lIe wusn't I. In When Tom Gllllcudl1y went tet' ' ' feed his horse nest morpln'-the enl 1) - good horse In camp-the horse "usn't t In , ellher. That " us the last wo ere , UW 0' l-lt \ \ 2"is-lhlcn"o Newe , . . . . , . - I J 1 _ 1 : - : , . ! THE DISCOVERER 'f- ' ) i Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , the Great Woman's Remedy for Woman's Ills. I r i ' , . . " . . . ' \ - 4 \ : - ' 9 \ . J : , - . " - L , ' " : . ( ' - l' I. . i' . " - " " / t a . , f i - : ; < : ' " " " I , , t " , ' , , : ; I . ; ' :0' : . ' . D " - ) f : L/d , : . , - ! . \ , . : ' " , . \ . . t , : . . .j , . . . . No other female medicine in the world has receIved such widespread and . . unqualified endorsement. . No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles or such hosts of grateful friends as has . ( . . , "It . : Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. . . ; > . ( It will entirely cure the worst farina of Female Complaints , all Ovarian - Troubles , Inflammation and Ulceration. Falling and Displacement of the Womb , and consequent Spinal Weakness , and is peculiarly adapted to the ' ' . - .1"f - . . Change of Life. Ithas , cured more cases of Backache and Leucorrhroa than any other rem- ccly the wodd has ever Imown. It is almost infallible in such cascs. . 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