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i"-- courses pessimistically on Christmas
horrors. Nothing but neckties , match
- safes ! , pen wipers and smolhlsets / in
its stocking this year ?
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That movement to eliminate the
ragtime song may be worth , but it is
i.- somewhat late. The world bas passed
the "Dedolla" stage and is now in the
deadly embrace of "Teasing. "
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The economical New York editor
fT . who addressed n Now Year's cable to
- ca-- the of . "l\Illmdo .
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it ho had cut 1\I1lmdo" down to
"l\l1ke. "
. . Ninety years ago the first great bat
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c--- tIe or New Orleans was - fought. Every
" body will recall the fact that the sec.
and great battle of New Orleans was
between Sullivan and Corhett many
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- Prof. Perrine of the Lick observa
tory has discovered a sixth satellite
of Jupiter , but as a telescope of 10 to
12 inches in diameter- needed to
observe it , comparatively few ot us
will ever see it.
Objection to the marriage of King
Alfonso of Spain and Princess Victo
ria of England ling been raised in
some high places. This being the
case , he is pretty sure to marry her
if she will have him.
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George Meredith comes out now
' _ with the discouraging declaration that
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writer. And still America doesn't es
, . , pecially regret that George Meredith
. , . .r : l wasn't born over here.
Uncle Sam's experiments in the
matter of world's fair postage stamps
, have convinced him that a busy peo-
pIe does not take kindly to the idea of
licking an unnecessary area of mucilage .
age when about to man a let er.
1 It appears that z..frs. Chadwick
smuggled over $50,000 through the
gates of the custom house at New
York. This fact is likely to cause
certain ladies who occupy high social
positions to regard her with admiral .
l tIon rather than contempt.
"Gov. Penn'packer , " says the Pitts-
: burg Post , "w1ll now show whether he
is a man or a mouse. " It must be
gratifying to Mr. Penn'packer to
know that there is , after the record he
has made , a doubt on the man.or-
mouse question as it relates to him.
Dr. A. Spitzka ot Columbia univer-
sity says there is no criminal t'pe. By
, a curious coincidence the same paper
- - that reported his remarks told of the
E\ I Chicago creature that poured kerosene
, fj over seven horses and set fire to them.
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Sir Walter Scott began to write his
. - : elebrated novals at 40. Milton began
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, " 1 "Paradise Lost" at 50. When "East
Lynne [ " appeared its author , Mrs.
Henry Wood , was 45. We print this
t lust to encourage those who hope that
they are going to do something some
time.
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p ' . . "I am a perfect model. . My meas-
I : ' , rements--ar : > "Bust ' .37 % inches ,
rlr / - - waist 25 inches , hips 43 inches , height
! . S feet 8 inches , " said a young lady
II galled as a witness in a dressmaker's
Suit in a New York court. And the
' - Jury who looked at her agreed with
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. \ 'ler. ' Get out your tape measures ,
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Dr. Chadwick says the public has
f'o iBunderstod his wife. lri Reynolds
f pay have misunderstood her when he
I l10ught she said that package ofF
F ( town paper was worth 15000000.
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Pays for Stolen Vest.
Some months ago the vicar of Ro.
gate , Sussex , received 1\ letter from
Australia asking him to try to find
a man In his vlllnge who had had his
waistcoat stolen thirty years ago 'rho
vicar found the man and told his Australian .
trnllnn cOrreslo11lIent. ) In duo time
he received 11 letter lucloslng $ ( i0 for
the owner of the waistcoat. The writer
said that with the $2.i0 ( he hall found
in the waistcoat he had gained n new
start in mo and was now well-to . do.
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Money Made by Beggars.
No beggar in New York makes less
than $5 a day , according to the New
York Times. They receive contributions '
tions varying from one penny to $2G.
Some of them are experts In their
lines and play only for donations of
$5 [ i and $10 and upward , telling 1)lans.
iblo stories of unpaid rents , dying
wives and starving children , of fun-
eral expenses , and other harrowing ;
experiences that appeal to the sympathies '
thies of tender hearted humanity.
Juryman's Truthful Excuse.
A juryman who appeared before
Sir James Hannen In a London court
room recently was in deep mourning
and claimed exemption from service
on the ground that he was interested
in a funeral that day at which he desired .
sired to be present. "Oh , certainly , "
said the courteous judge and the man
went sad . facedly away. "Do you know
the man you have exempted ? " asked
the clerk. "No , " said Sir James. "lIe
Is an undertaker , " was the reply .
Savory Stew Was of Dog.
A few officers of a British ship were
dining with a : mandarin at Canton.
One of the guests wished a second
helping of a savory stew , which he
thought was composed } of ducl\ : Not
knowing a word of Chinese he held
up his plate to his host , saying , with
smlllng approval : "Quacl\ : , quack : ,
quack ! " The mandarin was an intel-
ligent Chinaman. Shaking his head he
pointed to the Hsh of stew and said :
"Dow , bow bow ! "
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Robbed Hearse for Feathers.
Horace 'Valpole once told this story
of Lady Aiisbury : On her return to
London from abroad her ladyship
found that the ditches of Devonshire
had still the highest feathers. Upon
this she tried to get one higher , with-
out success , till she lucidly thought
of sending to an undertaker He sent
word that his hearses were aB out ,
but they were expected home in a few
days and then he hoped to accommodate .
date her lad 'ship.
Men Arranged Divorce Laws.
Although more wives obtain divorces -
\'orces than husband no authority for
giving a woman a divorce will be
found in either Buddhism Taoism ,
Shintoism , Confucianism , Hlndoolsm ,
Mohammedanism , Judaism or Chris-
tlanity. But that part of the several
faiths was arranged by the men fOlic
as a personal matter of their own.
Insist on Getting It.
Some grocers say : ! they on't keep
DefIance Starch. This Is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only 12 ounces In a pack-
ttge , whIch they won't be able to sell
first , because Defiance contaIns lC
ounces for the same money. ,
Do you want 16 ounces Instead of 12
for > ' ? Then De-
ounces same money buy -
fiance Starch. Requires no cooking. i
The race of Todas in India , which
practices polyandry ( one wife having
two or more husbands ) , which was
100,000 strong a century ago , has
dwindled to 101 persons.
A ( ' , UARtNTEba ) CURL : FOR l'It.F.S.
Itching. llitud . lIIeedlulC or I'rlJlrulIul 1'Ilui. Your
drugol8t will refund ulOut'Y It I' . \ZO OINTMENT
fails to cure you III ij to U da'II. 5Oc
On a rough average , 45,000 sovereigns .
eigns pass over the Bank of England
counters every day. I :
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CAUGHT BY THE GRIP-
RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA.
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Recognizes Grip
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Catarrh. " _ pJ '
Medical Talk.
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pidemic
La Grippe Is Epidemic Catarrh.
IT spares no class or nationality. The
cultured and the ignorant , the aris-
tocrat and the pauper , the masses and
the classes are alike subject to IlL grippc.
None are exempt-all are liable.
Grip is' well named. The original
French term , la grippe , has been short-
ened by the busy American to read
"grip. "
Without intending ( to 10 so . IL new
word has been coined that exactly
describes the case. As if Rome hideous
giant with awful grip had clutched us
in its fatal clasp.
Men , women , children , whole towns
and cities are caught in the baneful
grip of a terrible monster.
Have you : the grip ? Or , rather , has
the grip got you ? H so , read the following -
lowing letters.
These testimonials speak for them-
selves as to the efficacy of Peruna in
cases of la grippe or its after-effects :
A Southern Judge Cured.
Judge lloratio J. Goss , artwell , Ga. . ,
writes :
"Some five or sit years ado I had avery
very severe spell of grip wInch left me
with systemic catarrh.
"A friend advised me to try your
THE FARMERS
on the
Free Homestead Lands
of
Ap We.torn Canada
Carry the banner for
yields of wheat end
at her Brains for
11i)04.
100,000 FARMERS
receIve $ ,000,000 as a result of theIr Wheat Crop
aloBe.
The returns from Oats , Barley and other grains , a.
well all cattle and horscH add considerably to thIs. ;
Secure Free Jlnmchtcad at once . or purchase '
from 80111e rcllllllle dealer while lauds are lolling at
present low prIces.
Apply for information to Superintendent ot Imml
1"1111011. Otlllwa , Cnnada , or to authorized Canadian
Government A ent-\ ' . Y. Bennett , sum New ; York
Life Building , Omaha , Xehrahka.
Please say where you saw this advcrtl.ement.
SPINAL CURVATURE Can be Curt
ALSO OTHtR DtrORMITltS.
f Wrlee or call at office for free Illfonna- I
r ' tion. Hichubt testimonials trOll prom'
inept statesmen , and physicians. Con.
suit your Fami1 Doctor. No braces or
' appliances ! used. Treated successfully
hy mall. Six years' ez erience.
I he tIlomgvist Gymnastic lit OrtbopedlcllsL
CApyrl9ht 1902. INco..o..auo. C"'TAL I . . . .000,00.
Ie TO 21 ARLINGTON BLK. , OMAHA. NIB.
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Pcruna , which I lid and was immedi-
ately benefIted and cnrcd. ' .rho thin1 .
bottle completed time eure.-H. J. Goss.
Cured In a Few Weeks. r
Miss .Tean Cowgill , Orisw01l1 Opera
louse , Troy , N. Y. , il-l the leading lady
with the Aubrey Stock Co. She writes
the following :
"During the past winter of lUD1 ) , I
suffered for several weeks from u. severe
attack of grip , which left u. serious
catarrhal condition of the throat and
head.
"Some one suggested Peruna. As a.
last resort , after wasting much time
and money on physicians , I tried time
remedy faithfully ] ) , and in IL few weeks
was as " "CUlLS evcr. " -.1 can Cowgill.
Saved by Pe-ru-na.
TIon. James R. Guill is one of the old
est and most esteemed men or Omaha
Neh. He has done much to make what
it is , serving on public boards IL number
of times lIe endorses 1'oruna. in the
following words :
"I am 68 years oM , am hale and I
hearty and Peru na has helped me attain
it. Two years : ago I had la , grippe-my
life was di5 ) aired of. Peruna saved I
mo.-.l. R. Guill. '
$10.00
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MOl to .et one 01
our 120-egg 'n. '
MI eubllon eorn"I.Io.
laid down 1.1 four
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paid , 1'10 other n.
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SURE HATCH INCUBATORS I
m the world'.tandard Incubator. ' . Three wall. Catltor.
fila redwood. A.b..toollntd throughout. Col'.or . . . , ' . .tor '
heating I"tem. 138 'QuI..lnch. . besting lur'a.o to .Ior
ha"'r. Only thirty conti worth 01 oil roqut..d for a hdeh.
All 1n".ln. . sold on (10 IIltr" J'ne Trtlll.chine you I
every OI'OOtunll 10 1..ur. yuu are rlLt Ev.ry macbins
Carrie. ' a ' . guaank . . You take no risk with ' the
NUIti : IIA rear. 1(11ti : : 'n"h' ' : that Itoo t the t..tot
lime. Send for rr..e I.ooklet2.80. It you are east of (1..11-
.liq.l ) Liver . .dd , . . . Indtaoa\lh ; If . . . .t. Clay ronlor
bunt ! : JlATCn l\CUUA.TOU : CII U'A.NY
0',1' ' (7rntcr 1\,1 > . lId'.lIlIl'oll. . lad.
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