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THEY EAT COLD MINCE PIE.
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Delicacy Said to Do a'avorito Luncheon -
eon Dish with Men-Then
I COlllplnin or lIendncho.
A young woman who is in an
ofllcu ill which there are a nUmlH'
of then says that it is a conslant :
aurJlrise ) lo her tu ace ! wha ; t these
bruin workers cat for luncheon ,
says the Knoxville Scnlinel Tlw
< Ill'lll she is : : ! with ili . one or those
which was : : ! burned out \ , and ; " IO : : ! , as
thc lunch room which the clerk
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once frCIUCnted ( was : : ! hUl'nll.also ! ! ,
t.hese young fellows now patrols
ize the basket : : ! which nn itinerant
colored JIlHn and his clean and
' ' wile lo the new "
portly ring qual"
lcl's.
tens.The
The young ) tvoulall says that one
I' ' of thc : most t'apahle ; of the fil'm'i '
cmplo.'cs } l\1nl'IIl'1I \ : : thoughtfully } off
n cold mince pie } allli : FCC water ,
while ] he sort Ids mail She tty : : 1
he complains of headachc crer'
nnd anon , ' but he never thinks of
attributing il lo his diet ; instead .
stead , hc says } he thinks hc is getting .
ting what one eslimHule old lady
used \ ! to call lit 1 he la gl'ippe. "
The other ml'n , 1lie t girl says , are
partial } to hot ] gingerbread : \ ( , and
when they can'l gel that they will
take a cheese sandwit'h l'cluct.aut-
: } ' , rhe colol'pd man has a ean or
coffee with him , but in this Imi1d. ( I
t jug it has no pa t rots , as the clerk
1 agree that "hot coffee is had for a
fellow , " cvC'u while hCj' drink
freely at the W'11tei ' cooler and : 11ih .
hie the el'hrcHd.
} Iiping-hot ) giligelbr'ead.
/1 wouldn't have helicvcd it it 1
hadn't seep it with m.r own eyes : '
said thc girl to a fl'iC'IHl. " 1 always
thought 111pn } II1H'h'd off of porter
house heefst'ak llHl : swcctbl'eHIs : (
und nlH'al'oni : allll sC'lIsihlc thing ,
lInd as 1 a : tte m.y modest beef 5:111 :
wieh1H : } ell'ank Hl.Y cup of chore
lae I would picture } to mj'sc1f m.
friends of ( lie opposite sex living l
on ) the t fat of the \ land. If I had
known about the cold ( mince pia }
and the hot . gitlgerhrad.I : woulll i I
? not hare been astonished that :
I f.1ome of our mC'n are tJlin HllIl : ;
i I Kfl nle are dcspondent Such H diet
is enough io give thc strongest
person thc Polly } wobbles forever
morc. Amend then they t say women
cat ! silly things ! '
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Supt. Crocker left Monday evening -
ning fur Lincoln whprc lie atten-
dcd a meeting uf county supcrin-
tCllICntS.
Albert l\rau5t attended thc
shrine banquet at Lincoln Vcd-
neRd.l ) ' e'cningfrom there he
went to Missouri on thc usual
errand , to bc gone over Sunday.
There is a well defined d'p-
thcria scare in Stella and thc
i town board has appointed a board
' of health to stop the spread of
this dread diseasc.
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There are twenty car loads of
, tics at the 1'1. P. depot that agent
Varncr cannot account : for. No
one around thc depot can otTer ,
any explanation as to why they '
they are being unloaded herc.
John Brockmcycr , Agricultural
Specialist of thc l\IP.l 1 : . ; came
up from Scda1ia , l\Io. . last Sat-
. ' urday ,
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Singnvn Coin\ldence in the Lives of
'fwin Brothers in Englnnd-
Romance in Old Age.
One of thc strangest of coincI ,
deuces on l'ecol'd is chronicled iu
nn old English Jluhlication 'giving
l'eminisceHC of udd ] happ'ning
in that country , Two counll' . ' ;
squires ncaned : } I"caman , of h'.y.
hl'idgp-"t thin , dclica te.look.
lug old JlIPn ) , twin t brothers , 7 i
years olll , with . whitc . hair , very ,
gentle and : Courteous in malllWI' ,
red cutaway coats , white cOl'd ,
black hoolH , caps and glovcs. "
Wht'n ( if'al's ) of
past years age , one
night aft'I' hllnting : one of them
said to the other :
"I h11ve becrl I lIilldng no i timer of
IlS can ha(1 1II11l'h longer to live ill
this world amI \\'i1lIH' a tCl'l'ihl1' (
thing for the survivor 10 have ] : ltl t
I''main here 8i0rie. : t Don't rOil
Ihink onp of' us ought ! 10 lIIal'I.r' : I
"Yes " ' till' t ' ] ' , "I
, WlS : I'ep"I have
tho"ghl so for a long time. "
" \\pll , (10011 ( , know of any I
In < l\ , " ! " .
l"Y
"Y ( ' , I (1(1. IR there anyone 'yOtl
Pancv . ! " .
On ( 'oIllJlal'in notes if appC':1rC'I.1 ) :
they had both selected ( } I lie same
WOlllall , the mlnag'I' : ; of a hotel at
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Okchunipton. : !
" \\(111. " ' sa id ( One , "we have lived !
together t : tII t thQScyears'lIhont 1 a : \ !
WI'.V \\0111 , :11\(1 : \ ( it 'sa : pity ] weshorll(1
fall 0111 t : tt ! I one time of life. " Self !
they 1 ORH0(1 t ( 111 ] which ShOI1 ] { ' :
inn 1'1' y hI' The win11Pt' I'od < 10\\1'
to Olwhnmplon IIpxt mOI'ninnl : \ \
wits : \ ; t ( ' t ' cpt0(1. ( ( . \ II three ) lived to
gpth'I' :11)(1 : ) 111\ f l ; wife nursed \ ( } hot1 ]
brothers in their last ] ! illness autl ] ,
was left their 111 nIH' . " . j
Tu Guide the Wnyfnrer.
A curious old t'tHtom is kept up '
at the picttlresque'ensleydale } ]
village of Bainbridge , England ,
wllPl'p every wint'I"S night , aT :
uinp o'clock ! , a large : horn is blown
on t lit village green to aid any I
\\\j'fal''I' : \ , who might chance to be :
on the } SItI'l'OI1IH1ing fells , to find ,
his \\I.r : to the villagc. The fine i
horn \ ) now ill use was presented to
the village sonic years : ago , and at I
oUP t imp adorned the t head of a !
lingo Afl'ir\n : \ h1111. Thc ancient
horn in previous ] use is It good leal
lie ] worse for vicar ( , and is kept as
fin intcl'estin r\1i .
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Falls ) City Poultry , Butter & :
Egg Co. arc paying S cents for
hens.
G , A. Alexander ] of 'Table
Hock and John Alexander of Dawson -
son was in this city on business
'l'hursday ,
' \ ' . J. Boyd of this city was in
Dawson Monda on business.
C. Ii' , Rearms is before the dis-
trict court in Hastings this week
trying a tax case for hountz
Bros. , banking house of New
York.
,1\rs. Hurst returnecj l to Okla-
homa the first of thc wcek.
Marriage Record.
no'no' Kozal. South Shoco S. ) ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2/0 /
Lulu Pcnnlnltton Sal"III Nth. . ' . . . , . " . , . . .21
1\larrlctl by Judge WilhiloJan. . If 1"05
B.'rnanSto'rns. . lIulllbohlt. . . . . . . . . . . . , . , . . _ ,
Edna E' lIanlhllt IInlllboltlt. . . . . . ' . . , . . . , 20
Colonel Alonzo Ilr.dley. Falls City. . . . . . . . . . .25
1lIIl11a : : Lonbu Schlcrdh , l all Cit- . . . . . . . .2:1 :
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Do You Want to Get Well
rIr.s. Ed Nolte ' healer
. . , rIagtletic . . . , ]
has practiced in Falls l City and vicinity for five I years. and her
success ha long heen csta IJlish ' . d. She has effected cures in
many instances where thc patients have been given up to die.
MAGNETIC HEALING IS A SCIENCE --onc that re-
quircs a perfect kl1uwledg-c of the human \lnatom ) ' . Its application -
plication is logical and its cures arc certain and pcrmancnt.
It is not : a myth , because it is founded on common sense and
appeals to the judg-cmcnt of every unprejudiced pcrsan. :
If there is one blessing more to bc desired than allotherit ' !
is - . - . , I'
good . heal the
If you arc diseased the great question with you "How to '
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Get VeIl. - {
Lct lmme tell you frankly , my friend , it is not only a question -
tion with you but it is a qucstion with all schools of them 1)11-
tics , what to do for you.
'l'hc little mounds in yonder cemetery arc evidence of thc
, facts : the practise of medicine has faded to add a single day . - - .
to the average life of man. There is scarcely a grace hut
what a fitting sentence ! : night ) be added to the epitaph upon
, the burnished marbles : " 'l'he'cn' ' best medical aid was ad-
mini't'rcd ! but to no a\'ail. "
'l'hesl' arc not scare lines written to frigim ten a single .
soul , hut arc facts that cannot bc denied. In view of these
facts tit is now high time one should think for himscl f.
. Magnetic Science is becoming so popular that , like other
good things , unscrupulous pcople , who know nothing of the
. Science arc imposing upon the public. This , however , is 110
fault of thc Science peware of such peopl who not only
impose ! upon you , but who arc doing' the profession a great
Injury.
j Magnetic Hcnlc. . ' t [ 1OS . E 0 N 0 LT E Falls Nebraska City ,
( ml I Office at Residence , 'l'hrcc Blocks East of Library.
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k OjePfl a Farm ' _
1 i I _ - . . LLY = itm tioY' :
, . : Q : 'iie . a ! JI
, Buy an irrigated furlll for yourself or your son
before the advancing price shuts you out.rj he time is
fast coming in this country when the owner of a \ good .
\"ill he a very independent man ; the -acreage of farm
. . lands is limited , but our population is rapidly increas- , . . . .
mg' a
The entire acreae of land available for irrigation ,
( 'ither hy Primate or Governmental enterprise , will make ;
but a small numher of eightY- lcre farms compared .
with the number of young men who expect . to become ;
farmers.
The Big Horn Basin has ample water , a s'plcn- ,
" did sunshiny . climate and a soil which , under water , is
as rich and productive . . as any in , the ! temperate zone ; I
I. s'IHI for [ our special Big 1 lorn ! basin folder , and keep m
that locality in your mind in looking into the future. :
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L. . W. WAKELY ,
L General Passenger Agent , Omana , Neb. '
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Judge 'Vilhitc was a Lincoln
visitor thc first of thc weck.
Hayden Prater has secured an
excellent position in thc wholesale -
sale house of Burgess , Frazier & :
Co. , in St. Joseph , and will remove .
move to that city thc first of next
mon the
A ten cent tea . given by thc
ladies Sf ! the Episcopal church at
Mr. Linn Himmclrcich on Tuesday -
day evening'as attended by a
very large crowd About twelve
dollar was realizcd
Harmon Ray , who owns over
I 1700 acres of land near Auuurn
has dccckd his entire property to
a rot1.cr.in-la w , Hc\ Oscar
.Lampl' of Thayer county , Neb.
No\ comes August Praute , nn phew - . :
hew of Hay and petitions . , "
) the. , .7 _ .
! court that a guardian bc appoint-
cd over Hayo\\ " ning- to his fceulc. .
ness and failing mental powcr-
Another big law ] suit looms of
the horizan
John Brockmcyerwho is con-
nccted with the telephone comp-
any of Eldon , l\Io. , has appointcd
D. H. Scars of this city to take
. charge of the exchange in Eldon.
. i\Ir Scars will remove to that , - < {
city the first of next weck.
