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haw + v .tuiet a Horse.
'A When a witness In an English court
, . l'emnrlted that It was necessary to sit
on a horse's head when he was down
to keep him quiet , the jUdge replied :
"Nothing of the Itlnd. People don't
seem to understand that the only
thing necessary to keep n horse from
kicking when he Is down Is to get
: ' - . . ' . hold o4 his ear and keep his IH.J.1O UII
in the air. I have seen a lady peep a
horse quiet In that way without soiling
her gloves. "
$100 Reward , $100.
The reader of tills paper will be pleased 10 learn
that there I. at leaftt ono dreaded dl.ease that science
has been able 10 cure In all Its stages . anti that Is
Catarrh. nall'l Catarrh CurD 1ft the only puslth'e
cure now known 10 the medical fraternity. Clltllrrh
being \ a conftUtutional dlseare , requires a ( 'IIIISUtU'
ttonal trentlllent 111111'8 Catarrh CurD Ie taken Inv
tonlally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system , thereby destroying the
fuundatlon of the disc ale , and g ring the patient
strength by building up the cUllPtltuUon and 'hl.t.
Ing nature In doing Its work. The proprietors have
.r .0 much faith In its curative powers that they otter
. . . . . . . . One hundred Dollars for any caKe tlllit It falls to
, - cure Send ror list of testimonials ,
Address F..1. ClHXJ.Y : .t , CO" Toledo , O.
Sold by all Drlllltista , 5c.
Take Ihll's Family 1'1118 for constipation.
Gas Bad for Sleepers.
Gas burners should never be left
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. : : , . - . lighted after the chl1dre.n are asleep : ,
for gas spoils the air for the sleeper.
A night . 11ght will give all the light
, needed to prevent alarm should the
little ones awake and find they are
alone. . .
Every houseleeper should know
hat If they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time , because It
lever sticks to the iron , but because
each package contains 16 OZ.-one full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in * pound pack .
ages , and the price is the same 10
ents. Then again because Defiance
starch Is free from all Injurious chem
cahr. : If your grocer tries to sell you a
12.oz , package It Is because he has
a. stock on hand which he wishes to
. . dispose of before he puts ill Defiance
:4 'f. He knows that Defiance Starch has
'r printed on every package ill large gel-
tern and figures " 16 ozs. " Demand
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1110ney and the annoyance of the Iron
: sUcling. Defiance never sticks
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Scott a Rapid Writer. I
Scott is said to have written "Way-
erley" In less than six weels lIe
k wrote ' Very rapidly , seldom revised ,
and as a consequence : his novels were
full of blunders , errors and anachronIsms -
Isms
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t3 , OO per . : M , Lowls' Sillrlo Binder , "
straight Ge cigar , costs more than other
L brands , but this price gives the dealer u. :
air profit-aud the smoker a better clg-al'
Lewis' Factory , Peoria I Ill.
Butchers as Jurymen
In the old days no butcher was allowed .
lowed to sit on a jury In a murder
trial the idea being that familiarity
with the shedding of blood so hard-
cued a man as to render him callous
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, 1 to crime.
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: ' It you don't get the biggest and best
It's your own fault. Defiance Starch
( Is for sao ] everywhere and there Is
I positively nothing to equal it III quality .
ity or quantity.
Books Always In Plenty.
There is no truer word than that of (
Solomon : "There is no end of malting
bools. " The night of a great library
. . : : tA 1- verifies it' ; there Is no end-- Indec ,
it were pity there should e.-Dlshol1 1
Hall _
Plso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken ] of asa
n cough curc--J. " ' . O'HIUEN , 322 ' 1'1111'11 Ave
S. , Minneapolis , Mlnn" , Jan 0. 11.00.
, r -'J : lay are willing , to lose this world i
--iy swallowing It.
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Comer tries Defiance Starch It Is 111I-
possible ] to sell thelll any oilier cold
water starch. It can bo used cold or
boiled. .
Young man , If you have doubts
shout anything , give your conscience
the benefit of the doubt. ,
There is nothing on earth so full
Dt mischief as a mischievous woman
A battleship in the hand Is worth
, ) two ultimatums In the husl1.
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Promotes Digcslion.Ct'.CCrrul-
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Aperfccl Remedy forConsUpa- j
non I Sour StonmchDillrrhocn
Worms .Convulsiuns , Feverishness -
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SPECIAL NOTICE.
UNDO IA Hair 'J'onic will lend to
your hair that sort fluffy appearance i
appreciated hy people of good taste I
and l'et1nement.
Ask YJUI' BarhOl'
Send its your name for free treat-
ment.
'J'HI UNDO\IA : COMPANY , Omaha ,
The Sunday suit never made the
\londny saint.
Many Children f.ro Sickly
Mother Graj"s Sweet Powders Children ,
used by \lothor Gray , a nurse iu Chil rou's
Home , New York , cure Ji'cyel'ishnesslIead-
ache , Stomach ' ! 'roubles ] , Teething Disorders -
orders , Break up Colds alllI Destroy 'VOI'IllS.
AtallDruggists' , : ! 5e , Salllllo ] mailetll"HEE.
Address Allen S. OluHted , Lo Hey , N. Y.
Burdens may he the ballast that
saves the shin
TO CUlU' : : A COLT ) IS o'anAY :
Take J.axulh IIrulllUJllln"I" 1'ableta. All , Irn : : .
J:1 ts TCrUllll the IIIJlley If It r.lllil tn Iure : E. tl' .
Uroru's signature Is on cacti bus , 23c. : !
Lots of IIOole ) pray ] for the poor-
and let It go at that.
StOJ''PP ] report that the extra
tOgptlH'I' with tile ' '
quantity , t superior
quality of ollunce Starch makes ] It
next to 1111olblo to sell any other
lH'U 1ll1. _
There are still many opportunities
for young men : the trusts haven't
been able ! to grab all of them.
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Always Bought
Bears the
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Thirty Years
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hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity /lnl1 'uperior quality of De-
11allce Starch hr fast taking place of
all other hl'H11I1H OtlICI'H say they cam
not sell any oilier starchy
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A fruzc'n heart does not make a
"tiff haclt.
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: \rrfl. 'VII1DlnW'R 8nnthll11 : ' Syrup.
For children teething : , "ottens the genie , reduces In-
tlumllluLlon , allI'd : pain , cures wWdwllw : . :5c : a bu tlt ! .
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A little sorrow nlmy teach inure
than nH1l1Y scrmags
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ictms'tlt's Fll\'urlto Remedy
Cured IllY . . Ieur n terrlble dl.cu" With jiIcusure (
testifyto Us rearreloasenlraey."JnixcutAIbanyY . Y.
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It Cures Colds , Cough' ; , Core Throat , Croup ,
IIlluellza , \\'hooplll ( 'ough , Brollchltls fwd
Asthma. Acertulncure COnhUIIIItlolllllllr tint
Stage I / , IItlll n Iout'l n'1I1" In 1I(1\'lltll'etllilll es , PIoO
uL Olll'e. You wlllloce the excellent clTcct lifter
ttiking Uw first dO"I' . Sold by Ilellll''s every.
where Lnrgu lJOttil'S 2i cents ' tuul t [ .0 cellts.
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we DEMAND
VOUR ATfENTION.
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If anyone offered you a good I
dollar for an imperfect one ,
would you take it 1
If anyone offered you one good ,
dollar for 75 cents of bad money
would you tAt it 1
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We offer you 10 ounces of thi
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very best starch made for IOc :
No c.lf\cr brand is so good yet , ' .
all others cost IOe. . for 12 ounces
Ours is a business proposition.
DEfIANCE STARCH is the - but .
and cheapest.
We guarantee Its' tlsraclory.
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Ask your grocery
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The DEFIANCE STARCH CO. .
l4maha > . Neb ;
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with new 80.foot Acetylene Gm
Jlghle PulllU\11 Chair cars
( scats free ) on night trains and
Pullman high . baclc sent Coaches
on day trains between Kansas
City and St. Joseph , 1\10. ; ilia-
watha , Seneca , Marysvllle , Kan ;
Fah'hury , Fairfield ! , Uastlngs
and Grand Island , Neh.
Connections made at Kansas
City for all points East. South
and West. ,
At Grand ' Island direct con.
nectlons are made with Union
PacifIc fast trails for California
ula and the Pacific Northwest.
s. 1\-1. ADSI'I'
General Passenger Agent ,
. St. Joseph , Mo.
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THE FARMERS
on the
' FreD Homestead Land9
l EpA of
Western Canada
IY Corry tile hnnnorfor
1' yields of wheat al1d
G other
other graln8t for
1904.
100,000 FARMERS
receive { tS5uuUUOO ns II result of theIr Wheat Crop
1110110.
'I'lle returns from Oats , lIarley and other grains , al
well na cattle and horses , add cUJlijltlcrlllJly to this .
Secure 1\ Free homestead at miCA , or purchase
froth KUIIIO Tf'ltllhlu dealer while lands are selling lit
present low 11rlce
Apply for lufurlllRUon upcrllliendent l of hnrnf
grntlnnOttawa , CUUUIII , or to authorized ! Call1ldian
loVt'Tllllltmt AIellt-W. Y. Bennett , IUI ! New YOIII :
Life Building , Olllllha , Xubrll.k"
Please say where you saw this advertllement.
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t.I' ; : : & ? ? , + , \ s \ The Old ManIt Cure I
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: ! = JACOBS " y 1 l ' f' $ Pains and Aches * . .
.t . /JW \ . . of the human family , relieves , :
1. \ dl1/0j / : , . . and cures promptly : : i :
OIL \ r TRADE
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color rrore goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye One 10c package colors silk , wool and cotton equally well and I. guaranteed to glee perfect results
Ask het lei or we will send post paid at lOc it package , Write for free booklel-How to Dc , Bleach and Mix Colors , .itA Row IJJWO ( ; U. , U"ion'/I'CI , , ' .scurf