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The difference between chnrlty nnn
nfurm If ! Ihlll charity occaHlolIlIlI he'
1. glllH at hOllll'
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When a fellow huH money to horn ,
there I ! are a lot of thel't who believe
III HIOlltllllcOIIH ) eoniI111HtIou.
"Hollie " observes the blew
OinU IIIUII , ( ) \ ;
York gvcllln Inll , " "lire honest only
when tlwy HWelu' . " 1I0neHl ?
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If I n girl ! Iii only attractive enough ,
Hhe JCIH ( all the inure InvltutionH when
she duesu't ! Imow how to slmte.
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The cl'lIl1lold back comb Of 1Chi. .
cage 'ollng wOlllun exploded the other
day Whalled lair she IIII1Hl have !
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The new SOl'villn cabinet lasted just
ono dnr. ( If It was so soon to he done
for , we \\'OII1IIJ1' what it was hegllll for .
III I Chicago they are now 1\llll1aplng
chorus glt'ls. 'J'helle homes for the
aged hn vo got to ho filled up sOllie.
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If the law of supply and IlelllUlld Is !
still'ol'ltllIg there should also he a
sharp decline III IlIlIIhs' wool on \VaII
rl'clJt.
One of the lost Ihollghlful Hlllcides
on recllJ'll If ! thnt of the Kentllclcy mart
who paid all his debts before tal\1ng
his life .
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$ I G,50 for II loci of ' 1'hnckeray's
heir ! Alaay U young ; man cherishes
a loci of hair lint ( he wOllldn't sell
for collhle ! thllt.
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If there IH I\nothel' ( Andrew Carne
gie , probably he feels flattered , too , to
lfllnl that anyone could borrow $1-
2fiOOOO on his nUllle
Of course 1'.11' Lawson hopes that
there huven't been any nice nbers of
the New York yacht club caught In
the stock IIInrlOt this . .1\'col
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The Ilidw ells however '
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$ l , OOOOOO operation In connection
with the bank of England l , still hold
the record by a small lIIargln.
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King Peter of Servlu announces ,
that he Is In favor of arbltrallon. Almost - I
most anybody wOllld , In Petm"s place ,
be an enthusiast on the suhject.
Victims of kleptomania ] : should ] tacc ]
care to have 1\ good social position or
they are likely to be mistaken ] for
shoplifters and treated accordingly ] .
Whnt satisfaction would ] It bring tea
a blhlhcaded ! man If he ] could ] grow
another crop or hair ? Pcople would 1
only ] say that ho was wearing a wig
Thomas . Lawson and CoI. Greene
might both ho able to make ] up their
losses If they would ] build u fence
hound ( thCl elves and charge admls ,
son. !
A corps of motorists Is plan1l0d for
the nOl'l1l1l1l arlllY. Judglngof from the
record already ] established by motor
lists I ; , they ought to be Invlnciblo In
warfare
Whenever a rich American girl
girlS
makes ] UII her mind that she want
one there seems to be an earl ] , ai' a
marquis or 1\ duke ai' something left
OmOwhNe.
The St Louis Globe-Democrat is i
our authorll for the statement that
women are easlm' to wake ] than met
But It's mighty hard to put their su s'
Iclons to sleep.
Think ] of the collection of 1,179,713
1rinted books ; and pamphlets in the
: ongresslonal library at Washington !
low mun ' lifetimes It would take t to
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'cad them through !
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[ NEWS IN NEBRASKA
STATE NOTES
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'I'ccumseh IIIerehanls rPIIOI't a good
holiday tl'aee. ]
Dodge county employes hut eighteen
male leacherR
'rhe hotel Lathrop at hardy was
1IIII'neei lO time ground
There was a lire ut the Normal i
college In Io'l'elllonl , but It did not iu .
terl'ullI worli.
Nebraska ] has realized from the In-
Hllectlon of kerosene ] ' and gasoiIre ] , at
10 'onls per barrel , the sum of $ a8-
954. ! . { 0 , aecol'lling to the biennial report -
port of Oil Inspectol' Church , whleh I I
was tiled / wit h the governor
AI ' ' . . who
lIohll'ege John It Lucas ,
hot ; ; and 1.lIIel . ] ClYde Lest or Ieccnl '
her G , was hound over 10 the district
court Oil a charge / of murder ! ! In the
fil'sl degree and waK ) 'lIuandeel to jail
without hnll.
Charles Flplll hunl himself al Crete
110 was a foreman of Hlonp\\'ol'l. all
the new Burliugluu depot at that
p111re lie was found nl supper time
hanging from Il rafter ill time tool
11eliRC. No cause Is known for the
deed other than that he und been
drinking hel\\'ily
The J.'nrmers' Elevator company of
Strnlls8vllle , hove the elevator trader
'ollslillclilln and have commenced to
P ] lIn'chaso told ship gl'llin An expel'-
tears + l man has been placed In charge
of lilt ! business and the farmers hy
cooperatlon hOle ] 10 circumvent the t
grain bU 'el's' Il'usl If such an Insll-
tllllon ( exists.
, Judge lIarrlngton In the 11Ish'Iet
IOIll't ! at long Pine , has gl'Unted a lie-
CI'CO annllllln the marriage of S ,
Herbert l\loOl'c rued Clara ' [ 'nylon "
which occurred .n Long Pine severnl l
years ago The decree was potltloned I
for hy Will ( 11. 'Taylor ] of Hmwdale ,
Ill , who declared that his sister had
1)Q.m : Insane since 18tH. 1Irs.loOl'e
is now rut Inmnte of the Lincoln any
huu.
George E , flashed , president of the
Beatrice Creamery company and tor ) .
tier resident of Lincoln , will return
t o " Llncnltl from California with his
family nbolll .l urunry 1. He has heel
In I Colnmdn and California for several i
years 011 account of III-health. hilt has
so for recovered that his Ilhysicinns
ray he can return 10 this climate with i
safety. The family has heen for some
lime at Ocean Beach , Crtl
Recently P. C. Alcorn of Crab 01" .
chard suffered an In1\11'Y to one of his
e } 'os , and It was believed the optic (
might he Ra "cd. Howeve ) ' , InllamllHl'
lion set In III such a bad condition
that the sight / nr the other eye was
threatened , nlld the surgeons deemed
It advisable ! to romo\'o he I injure
eyeball 10 guard against the l'osslhllllr '
of lr. ; Alcol'n'g suffering total bliu
ness
llnyor : lIaelell and some of he I cut : .
councilmen or lIumhollll had an interesting ,
teresting session with a stranger who
a ' last + wool and made all pre- h ) !
Iltu'atlons In 011011 lip n bucket shop In I
n vacant omeo room of the city. The
: \lIthol'ltles objected , . hut the man
went on with his ' '
; arrangements tint it
warned that he would he Immediately
arrested If he attempted to do busl-
ness , when he decided to drop t 11e
malloI'
P. L 1'I'OYOI' In jumping from freight
\o . 46 at Cnlll\wa , had 11. narrow eg-
ape from n horrible death which he
Js. , . IIl1ble 10 remember for some time
to 'ome 'f'oyer hag been 1111 at Sheridan -
dan fOl' some t time past told , wanting
to get back ] ; : to his home at Cullawar ,
made arrangements with a par \ '
b'lnglnsome / horses cast to ride
with him. Thinking the train was not
going 10 stop when It arrived there ,
he nude a jump for the t platform ,
which was covered with fr031. A few
minutes later ] he was discovered by
Frank ] \Ialivlclca : , the night watchman ,
lying ! Insensible , with his head near ly
touching the mils.
IT AFFECTS NEBRASKA LANDS.
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lnkaid 1 Has Some Amendments to
the Laws
WASIIINGTON-Congressman Kimt
Maid of ehraslm introduced an
nmemlmenl eli the opening day of con
press to t amend the hOllies lead laws
affecting certain lands in the w CSlern
and northwcstcl'll 1'01'110118 of Ne .
hraslm which would extend the time
six months within which cat rymen
under the bill effective last .Tune max
occupy the land so entered This is n
trilling mutter compared with other
I prapos0d < < ] amendments to the Klnl.nl
law , which , It will he remembered ] , in-
creased the area of a homestead entry
to G.to lI're8
I'romlll'nl Nehraslml1 ! ; propose 11.
low 10 amend the I\lnmid ] law , pl'ovld-
fog far Iw t sole use of grazing lands
fOI' grazing pnu ' pases . This proposition
is made In the t hope of promoting the
settlement .01' profitable ] occupancy of
the vast area of grazlllg Inlles ] tributary -
tary 10 the Burlington , Union Pacific
and orhwe6tern railroads in the
stole Charles 1 , ' . tanderson of Omaha ,
general solicitor for the Burlington ,
wOl1ld have the depart nient of the In'
tm'lor survey these I lands and put them
info three classos-namely , first ,
arable lands : second , irrigable ] ands :
third I , pastoral lands The latter class
air I . \lanllerson : would have put on sale
al not less ] than 10 cents nor more
than 25 cents an acre.
An other idea Is to sell , under the
direcliou of the secretary of the In-
lerlol' , nil ] ands not disposed of under
the Kinkaid act. Still another amend
meal provides for buying the land out
right nt 10 cents 01' more an acre , in
the discretion of [ the secretary of the
interior
MI' l\landerson has laid his ideas
before the members of the Nebraska
delegation in
congress and has requested -
quested them to join him in a conference -
once to be held ut Washington or at
Omaha some time this month
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PAY FOR SCHOOL TEACHERS
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Districts Deal Liberally With Their
Educators.
The various school districts of the
slate of Nebraska have dealt liberally
with thelt' school teachers during the
last year and while the total anlOunt
of nnouey silent In salaries for men
teachers Is 11. decrease when compared
with the amount spent last , It does not
follow that the llIlIvlduul salaries ] or
men have decreased
, for the reason
that the number of men teachers em-
pored ] this 'eal' Is
year less than the yea 1
before. According 10 statistics compiled
by Chief Cleric lIarnly for use in ( the
biennial ] report of Superintendent
Fowler there was spent for sanrles ]
for male teachers this year was $572-
28.20 , and fur
female
teachers , $ . , -
53a,108.10 , Compared 10 $608,708,79
spent In salaries for male teacher
and $2,313,469.1 paid 10 female
teachers last 'eal' . Of this lolal 1
amount Douglas count .
canny paid Its male E
teachers In 904 $29,834.87 , and Its re-
male leachel's $386,971.88. III 1Hl4 !
there Wl.'l'e ' 4h
emploYtHl in the state 1 , 8U
men and 8,32 ; ; women teacher ,
against ) J,490 men and 7,819 women
teachet's last year , making
a total for
1904 of 9,714 , against 9,309 , the In-
crease III teachers being occasioned
it' the '
' increase in women
teachers ,
showing ! that woman Is gradually tak-
lug the place of
matt In edul.'allonllJ
lines In Nebl'llslca.
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Fifteen Years in Court
NEBRASKA CI'Tl = Pie estate of
Robert Hawks , deceased
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filed for probate In
the county ourt
ahout fifteen year& ago , has been se t .
lied and closed. The
estate Is
one of
the largest ever filed for '
probate In i
the county court and was the
cause
of many ' lawsuits
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Lights on Brooklyn Bridge.
There are three lights on the Brook . ,
lyn bridge which are never seen by l'
those who have occasion to use the
bridge at night , but those three lights
monn much to the masters of SL1l11ng
vessels whose masts approach or ex-
ceed the 135 feet between the center
of the pan laid the watol' One of the
Three il ! directly III the center of the L.
spun and marls the highest point , file - )
other two are at each side of the ccn-
reI' light , about 10 feet from the tow
ors , and mark limo danger llmit.
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Lord Rosebery's "Good Story "
In n recent English biography ap-
pears an anecdote told In the charac .
Im'isllc [ English manner The writer
remarks : "LoI'd TIoseber told 0. very .
rood story ( tor he is always amusing ) ;
about a gentleman who was traveling
In the southern United States. The
- fife }
visitor was being shaved by a negro ' \
barber and noticed the extreme blunt-
ness or the razOl' .1\
" 'Yes sir , ' said the barber , 'it is
vary bleat , sar : I was out last night
livid the bO\5/
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Automobile Baby CarrIage.
London now has an automobile baby ,
carriage It can bo stopped easily by
a child tn the car depressing a pedal
with Us foot or by the person In
charge pushing forward a lever on the
side or the car. As this lever Is fitted
with a locking ] gear . it is Impossible
for the child to reverse it and restart
the car.
Found at Last.
Hensler , Ark . Dec. 26th.-Spoclo. ( ! )
-That a sure cure for Backache would
be a priceless boon to the people and
especially the women of America Is ;
admitted by all interested in medical
matters , and Mrs Sue Williams ot
this place ! Is certain she has lOund in
I Dodd's Kidney Pills ) ] the long-looked ,
for cure. .1'
" 1 am 38 years old . " Mrs. Williams
ant's , "and I have Buffered with the
Backache very much for three/ . ; c
or four 'enrs. 1 have been treated -
by good physicians and got no relief ,
but thanks to God , I have found a cure
Jt last and it is Dodd's Kidney Pllls.
I have taken only one box and It ( has
done mo more good than all the doctors -
tore in three or four 'ears. 1 want
nil sufferers from Backache to know ;
that they can get Dodd's Kidney Pill
and get well. "
Backache is one or the first symp .
toms of Kidney Dlsoase. Guard against
Bright's Disease or Rheumatism by
curing It with Dodd's Kidney Pills '
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Value of Self-Command.
Shakespeare made old Adam in "A9
You Lllce It" assign his temperate
youth as the indispensable condition
precedent ] to his vigorous ago. Time
condition applies to the mental and
moral sides of mankind as truly as to
the physical ) A cheerful self-coin-
, mand is ! the most to be desired o :
: . all the gifts of the gods and Is some
Ihing that may bo measurably acquired -
quired ( even it the gods dented It at
birth.
Don't you know that Defiance Starch
besides being absolutely superior tu
any other , , it put up 16 ounces In pack'
ages and sells at same price IlS 12.
ounce packages or other kinds ?
Kickers ] hide the best things in mo
in the dust they raise.
A Rare Coed Thinp .
"Am using ALLEN'S FOt7P - EASE , and
call truly say I would not have been without _
It so long , had I known the relict It would fI\ .
give aching feet. I '
my think It a rare good 'I'
thlug for UIl .OIlIJ hnl'Iagsore or tired oot- , .
Mrs llntildlIolt , + vert , Providence , R. 1 . "
Sold by all Druggists , 25c. Ask to-day
As soon as you are proud or your
humlllt it dies
AltU.lIt,1,1TEBU CURE NOR PILB9
Itchlnl.lll1ud ,
lIIeedlng '
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or I'rotrudl ,
drug lIt I'rotrudlDg 1'11111 Your
will
refund money It PALO OINTINN7
tall- to cure rOil In 6 to It ! days , ti0c.
There may bo such a thing as a
man who has stolen
once and then
Hloppell , but we don't know him.
