New Years Resolutions.
Jake Norris-'l'o promote rapid )
transit between Fallc City and )
Salcll1.
j.'rcd . Kcllar , Bert Hcavis and
T410)'d Gianini-Ncvcr more to
wandcr from our own fircsides.
Ward ) Knight -Never again to
try to heat a full with a bob tail.
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Frank Crahill-'o ) take the
conceit out of a few amatcur trap
shooters In the good ) . old summer
t i mc.
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Joe Varner-'ro locate the division -
vision in Falls City without the
aid or consent of any other rail-
road officials in the business ,
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Chm . Da v s-'o ) join the Kellar
Heavis-Giannini class of also
l'ans before Jan , 1 , PJO ( , .
Albert l\laust-1\lc to.
G. J. Crook-'I'o secure a government -
crnll1cnt building for F I ills < Ci.y
or bust a hrccching-
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1' . J. Gist-'I'o take anti-fat.
Rob ule-A ) little of the same
plcasc. ;
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Sphinx Cluh-'l'o adopt an an-
ti marriage by-law.
Judge Wilhite-'I.'o sustain Pres-
idcnt Roosevelt in his antagonism
to race suicide by issuing mar-
riag-e licenses at S1.JS
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Peter Fredcrick-'ro abandon
the saloon business as it interferes -
fcn's with hunting--
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Mayor Ho\t-'I' \ repeal thc tax
on clogs so far as it applies ! to
hOllnds.
\Vhittakcr--'l'o sell thc
whole state of Kansas in the next
six months .
Cco. A hholt-'l'o quit writ-
ing- poetry and g'o back to work
( it cuts more ice. )
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Ji'red ClC'veland-'l'o invent a
winter gauze as good as base ball.
luimett ! Sa ttcrwhi tc-'I'o per-
fcct my hot air apparatus.
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Will Holt To show 'cm all up
at the nest fat stock show ,
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Jakc'1'anner , Will Rieg-cr , John
liossack I , George Reichcrs , gd
Mar ; ct al-.l'o trust in God and
keep our powder . dry.
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George SO\llcrs--'l'o ( take a vacation -
cation and secure a rest from over
t work.
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Henry King--'l'o keep trade
moving if 1 have to (10 It
with Ki-ho-ma pink blets.
Col. Chas. "Iarion---'l'o write
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advertisements for the never fail
hair rC5torcr.
Salelll Small Pox Cnse.
Salem , Ncb. , Deccmber 25. 1904
--Falls City Tribune : It is
claimcd hy thc doctors that anyone , -
one who is in a moral condition
of health , will tell the truth ; on
hecominginnoc \ latcd with small
pox virus , hecomes a great liar
somctimcs. I desire to call the
attention of your readers because
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of the fact that recently a small
pox victim , Norman Capps , came
into Dr. Hesketh office here ,
when tht following colloq ensu-
cdSaid : Capps , ' - 'I want you to tell
mc .vhat is thc matter with me. "
Heskctt examincd ; him and said ,
"You have thc small pox. "
'l'hat is what my , sister said ,
what shall I do ? " JIcsl\ctt said ,
"You goo home and ta.r therc.
Your sister knows for they have
had it. "
Now this fellow had already
stayed all night at thc hotel here
but Hcskett did not know it , but
supposed that hc had come direct
from his sistcr's home , where the
.cntirc family had the small pox
sometime ago , and that hc would
immediately return to their place
souse live miles southwest of Sal-
cm. Instead of this however , hc
went to the livery I stable here he .
got a team and driver and went to
Falls City. As he arrived at
your town hc remarked to the
driver , "Thcy say I have thc
small pox. "
Capps went to your doctors and
city authoritie , telling ti.em
that ! "Our doctors and people had
suit him onto your community. "
The same Having been given
pubiicity through the columns of
the Falls City News , 1 desire in
justice to our people to have yon
thc facls.---ours .
publish - - - tntl"
H , B , Grinstead.
utual ' Telephone.
RuloNeb.lec. 2i , 1 'J04 , K F. D.
No. 1.--F'alls City 'l'ribunc--II1
response to your invitation to
write the views of a suhscribccr
to thc Farmers Mutual Telephone
Company of Preston 1 will say
that wc have about ninety subscribers -
scribers on our lines they arc all
far1l1crs and nearly all are patrons
of Falls Citro We spend mall ,
hunCireds of dollars every year
with your merchants. We feel
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that wc shoulll have the t same
fig-ht tOJHl\'C our'l'elephoncCom-
pan ) ' have connection with your
town as thc Dell Company and
thc Interstate Company. 'Ve
want to continue tr.uling at Falls
City but wc have about reached
thc conclusion that Falls City
don't want our trade , at any rate !
they dcn't treat its like they diet. '
Rlspcctfully. A. F. andolph
A Sensible Christmas
Party.
Miss Betts of thc local schools
organized a Christmas part oi
her students of the eight grade ,
and visited ten of thc poor families -
lies of this ' city , leaving substantial -
stantial and useful presents at
each housc. They report several 1
families in very destitute circumstances -
stances and in need of immediate
assistance. In one instance they
encountered a family of nine who
wcre' lh'ingin two rooms. Two
of thc small children being
wrapped in a blanket and asleep
on thc floor. Falls City should
have an organized charity board
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J u n k ! J u n k-fl
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I will bllY all till' J Junk von hal' and pay good I
prices for it. .1 ust like finding' mOIH' \ on yonI' part. ' 4 ,
A Dollar Saved is a Dollar Earned. r I
I Iere is where von can pick em IIp-.dollars we nltan. , :1 :
I now sort all Junk here instead of at Omal and "
can therefore pay better prices. I will buy retail : or m \ '
wholesale lots and pay city prices , and 'at the same title' n I '
sa'r you the freig-ht.
rIain Office Between 1st Vii 2nd I 'I
on Chase Street.
Deal with mc and makr' mOlwy , Ring Phone No. 2 : -q ; . 1"
and I will call on you , or drop me a can ! . Pric's I ,
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submitted all application. !
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JM FED i ER \ IF ' I . "
PROP. . FALLS CITY : JUNK HOUSE
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ula.f wnees. e Call & .od See - ; I
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MEYERW F
HARDWARE
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to investigate such cases and re-
licvc thc poor who are far to
proud to make their wants
known. 'l'hcr are many charit-
ably inclined i person in Falls
City who would consider it a
pleasure to make substantial contributions -
trihutions towards such a m ove-
mcnt. 'fhis is respectfully sub-
mittcd to those societies which
are raising' funds for the heathen.
Dancing Party.
A very enjoyable ( lancing party
was given } 'fondayc\'cning in thc
spacious carpet parlors on thc
second floor of Reavis & : Abbcy's
storc. "Iusic was by phonograph {
with especially , prepared lance
records. 'rhosc in attendance
were Bessie Da'is , 'V ill Schmelzel
'Valtcr 13o ) lc of Omaha , John
Dorrington , Ann Dorrington ,
Miss Gregg , l'fr. and Mrs. B. 1.
Rea\'is , : ; { r. and 1\lrs. ' 1' . J. Gist ,
1Ir. and 1'lrs. D. D. Rca \'is , l'fr.
and Mrs E. . H. 'rowic , and Mr.
and Mrs. C. F. 1 ReaY s.
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Horses Frightcned.
Saturday afternoon a team des I , ,
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hitched near the court house
square belonging to Mat McMahon - .
hon because frightened and breaking -
ing- away from their fastenings I
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went down Harlan street , ditching - ; .
ing the carriage in front of the
Episcopal church. The horses
were caught it. 1'11' Loucks yard ,
hc damage being a broken car-
riag-c pole and torn h1trncss. 1'1r.
McMahon had just purchased a
couple of blankets for thc tcam
and the blowing up of thc corner
of one of these caused the run-
way.
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Earl North and wife returned
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to Lincoln thc first of hc wcek. '
Francis Martin went to Table
Rock last Monday.
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Sisters Ida and Agnes of the
con\'cnt were passengers to York
Alonlay.
John I ) . Evans of Verdon \'is- ,
itcd in this city Monday.
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