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iti Count Tehan Marie Joseph Alain De
does ( ie Plerrcfeu , who took a wife in
I Boston 'Vednesday , will Bve in New
nrle. Some of his names will Iroba
: , bly be stored in a warehouse.
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' They say that In the flashing contest
4 between Mrs Potter Palmer's jewels
b and the searchlights of the Wilhelm
del' Grosse the diamonds were first
and the searchlights were nowhere.
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J I1 In the bright Russian lexicon there
Is no such word as me iatlon. 'Ve
don't know what the Russian word for
it is , and even if we could tell you you
IlI'ohably wouldn't bo able to Iwo ) '
flounce it
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A dispatch from 'Vashington says
money is plentiful. The great trouble ,
however , is that no matter how plenti-
rul money may he it is always neces-
1 sary to do something . . before one can
get any of it.
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A New Jersey man while trying to
pay an election bet- by riding a pig
was thrown off and one of his arms
was brolwn. For obvious reasons his
brains were uninjured , although he
landed on hIs hoad. C
By the terms of her uncle's will an
Indiana gIrl Is to receive $15,000 if
she marrIes and not a cent if she rot ' :
t maIns single There are plenty of heroes '
roes who will he willing to help the
poor gIrl get her mone ' .
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1\Iost men are such gross , material
creatures that they are satisfied If
theIr wIves can make good flapjacks
and look pretty on a small amount of
" " 'J.mone ' , even If they cannot repeat a'
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A man who has been exploring In
Central AfrIca says it Is much safer
to' travel alone In the jungle at night
than In Chicago or New York. That
beIng the case , why go to the jungle
, it 'ou're looking for diversion ? .
t Another Pitts burg heIress has found
0. titled foreigner who Is willIng to
marry for a' cash consideration PItts
burg heiresses appear to he havIng
little difficulty of late In making It
possIble for the world to see theIr
smolte.
New York Is mournIng the death of
a man who had the artistic faculty of
t' , . painting blacked eyes so that they
. . / \ . . looked as Innocent as an Innocent lit-
" tle baby's sky-blue orbs. It Is hard
f to see how the Tenderloin wIll manage
to get along without him.
LIpton has about decIded not to
challenge for the AmerIca's cup next
year. Perhaps , in vIew of the success
at the governor . elect of Massachusetts .
setbJ , Sir Thollllls has decided that It
wIll be more profitable to do hIs advertising .
vertislng In the newspapers.
. A young New Yorker who marrIed
tour western girls Inside of four
'I\'eeles , gave as an excuse that they
. were so tchlng" he couldn't resIst
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them. As he wIll fetch up In the
penltentlarr'e6 - he wlll
penitentiary \ soon have
ample time to reconsider his opInion.
PrInce Louis Philippe of Orleans ,
< " who has been tourIng the United
States , complaIns that he found It
hard to get along In ChIcago because
at his Inablllt to understand the peculiar -
culIar language In universal use In
t that cltr. It a foreIgner can't get
along In ChIcago , who can ?
The king of Servla wants to borrow
$8,000,000 and Is wIlling to gIve his
kingdom as securltr. The trouble
with the ldng's scheme Is that no prudent -
dent person would wish to foreclose
1A case the interest were not paid.
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Barber's Graded PrIces.
A traveler from the south of Franco
tells of n certaIn village there where
he discovered a barber's shop bear.
ing the following sign : "Ol'llinary
shave , 4 cents ; careful shave , 5 [ i cents :
shave In which every care is taken , G
cents "
More FlexIble and Lasting ,
won't shake out 01' blow out : hy using
Defiance Starch ' obtain better '
you o I'C-
nulls than 0881ulo with any other
brand and onc-thh' more fur same
llIoner. :
The moth always looks on the
brIght side of the thune.
Those Who Have Tried It
will use no other. Defiance Cold Water -
ter Starch has no equal In Quantity
or Quullt ' -lG 07. for 10 cents. Other
brands contain only 12 07.
Never bet on a sure thIng unless
you can afford ta , lose.
No chromes or cheap prenllhms but
11 better quality and unc-thll'd JllOI'C
oC Defiance Starch fur the same price
oC other starches.
TIme softens all things-except
boarding house biscuits.
Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This Is why Defiance Starch
Is taking the place of aU others.
You need not pe a shadow because
you are not a sun.
TO CU1t1 : A COLD IN ONE nAY
Take Laxath'c IIromo Qululnu 'ra.lct All drug.
gl3t $ refund the money If It fnlls to 'uru. E. W.
Grovu'a signature Ia on each bux. 2e.
'rhe richest man Is the one who can
give freely wIth fewest regrets.
fiTS permanently cured. No fltn or ncrTcusnesn arte .
Unit ltlY'S Use or IIr. l , lInt"8 ( irent Servo 1 < < -8tol'o
cr. Send for II1tnIL 82.00 tl1..1 bottle And treatl.e .
Du. IL U. KuNJI : , Ltd. , 031 Arch Street 1'hUadulphfa,1'a
Nature leaves a lot of work for the
dressmaker to finish.
STATE OF 011I0 , CITY OF TOLEDO , l
l.uO.\8 COUNn" 58 '
FRANK .1. CIIJlNKY : 1akrs onlh that he II aenler
flarlller of the IIrlll of F..1. CIIY.NICY 0\ : Co dulug !
buslne8s In the City of 'foledo , County anti State
Rforesnltl and that enid IIrlll will flay the aunt of
ONE JlUNlllCEll 1I0J.I.AHS for each : and every
CMC of CATAnnu that cannot bo cured by the use ot
HALL'S CATARRH CIIIIE
FRANK J. UIIENEY
Sworn to before me and hubnrlbed III lilY prey-
once this Gth day ot lJeeellllier , A. JI , r.S6.
J --l A. W. GLEASON
1 REAL NOTARY l'UIILJO.
II all's Clllnrrh Cure Is taken internally nut acts
dIrectly on the blood and mucous surfaces ot the
IY8tCIII. Send for testtuwnlal , frre.
F. I. CIIENEY S CO" , TOledo. O.
Sold by all Druggists , j5c
Take en's Family 1'1118 for constipation.
Sonic 1100plo know too much to be-
lieve anythIng.
GUARANTEED MINING INVEST-
ENTS.
'Ve are the largest mine operators
in the west and cordially ! Invite you
to write for prospectus and full particulars .
. \llars about OUR NINE ASSOCIATED
COMPANIES , whIch have joined In
forming our INVESTORS' GUARANTEE -
TEE < : : ASSOCIATION , with 5,000,000
capital , TO GUARANTEE ALL OF'
OUR INVESTORS AGAINST LOSS
Write for free Information and be con-
vlnced.
ARDUCKLE..GOODE COMMISSION :
COMPANY ,
325 Olive Street , St. Louis , Mo.
Halt the fun of being bad Is the way
It makes good people envy 'ou.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
UNDOi\IA Hair Tonic will lend to
your hair that soft fluffy appearance
appreciated by people or good taste .
and refinement.
Ask Your Barber.
Send us your name for free treat-
ment.
TILE UNDOMA COMPANY , Omaha.
Nothing else wlll cure your own
miser lIke mlnlster for others.
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SMOKERS : FIND
LEWIS SINGLE BINDER
5l Cigar better Quality than most 10f Cigars
Your JObber or direct tivtn : Factory , I'eom. IV
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ncssandncstConlnins neither !
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DR. McOREVV
} 'orO } 'lItrlllu , " made n specialty
of IHHY.ASI'S , 0h4MIN. mlCht
" ' "II Yl'arl III Olllaha lila 111011I"
'l'routnrent It a a permanently
cured thOIlIlII\l11I at 1111I1111 coat ,
Sate 1111I0 and IIIOUI'Y by Ilplel'lb'
ing your I.'alll' . and write for l rUb
book rind I'rml or treatment M"I d- !
Ieln" IIPIIIIII Pta1n Iacka/c / Iios : <
'jttj. omen 215 South UtlJ Street ,
Olllaha Nubral1cI
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When AnswerIng Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
BEGGS' . CHERRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds.
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CASTORIA .r
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44 NEW RIVAL" BLACK POWDER SHELLS.
It's the thoroughly modern and scientific system of IOld- :
r Ing and the use of only the best materials which make I
Winchester Factory Loaded New Rival Shells give bet-
ter pattern , penetration and more uniform results generally -
ally than any other shells. The special paper and the Win-
- chester patent : corrugated head used In making " New
Hlvat shells give them strength to withstand reloading.
w .A , , L BE SURE TO GET WINCHESTER MAKE OF SHELLS. .
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HAVE YOU A HORSE
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO SADDLE Q
SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL
FORTH MOST WONDERFUL SADDLE OI'I'ER EVER HEARD
01' an .rrer by which anyone can hue the nicest saddle In his -
neighborhood , cut this wl oat and cn(1 II to UI alll you will
receive our Hew , Bla and Beautiful Special Saddle Catalogue ,
large , handsome photographic Illustrations uf all kinds uf
Man's , Womon's , Boys' and Girls' Saddles , ( . /
Stock Saddles , Ranch and Range Saddles , .
SMALL MEDIUIJ AND LAROE PLAIN ' AND FANCY SADDLES .
EVERY IMACIH'JL ! : KIND AND STYLe : AND SHAPE ! : 01' SADDLe.
OUR PRICES WILL ASTONISH AND PLEASE YOU.7
You will get our Very Latest and Most Astonishingly Liberal Otter , you . will
get our New Free Trial Plan , you will receive a . IIlllltllo ulrer that every homo ,
owner should have at OIII'C If you own a hone d"n't rllll to cut this ad ouG
and send ' to WI today and see what aU you get : hy return mall , free , POdplId. If , ,
ADDRESS , SEARS , ROEBUCK & 00111 CHICAGO. J
UJ SdYC2on Drugs
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w write for our 100-PIlle cutnIOlUe :
showing 10,000 articles at cut prlcc
ri PA'J'gl'"r iii ' : DIC'INES ' : , Ituru3Eii
GOODS , TitUSSEf3.
U. SUIRMAN & MCONNII DRUG (0.
Cor. 1bth and Dodo. Omaha , Neb. : '
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES I
m'.d' ' and faster colors than a " ' . ' o , , , , , . , " " " 'lt0 "d ' , , , , , ,
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Ask aeiler or we will send post paid at Oc a package , Writ eo free b oklet-flowto Dyes Bleach and Mind x Colors. .11 ( I.\'Jtll 10 ; JJJ' UU GU , UtonrUlceM , " ( ,
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UUHtS Wilts All EIbE AILS.
hest Cough Syrup. 'matey Good. Use
in tlmo. . t3ola by druggists.
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