. . STOMACH ON fiRE _ ONLY A SSELETON OnOUOIIING BY A STOVE , 11irs. UohflrtT Inns nu xtrAordlnarT Ea- pcrlGDc4 and Undergoes ul\lurveJolL' ChnllKfI. Mrs. E. Doherty No. 115 Coates street , Moberly , Mo. , la toc.ll\Y picture of robust health , and yet five years ago , she barely c8CaIJell death from progressive emncinUon. To a reporter she told the following story : "In 1800 I began to have distressing attacks of indigestion that continued for two yenl's. My stomach was constantly sore and burned as if it WM on fire. It became finally HO doticnto that it would not retain oven plain WatCr. ! My inability toO take food reduced my weight to niuety- eight pounds , and faintness and dizziness kept 1110 in bed most of the titno. I was really starving t.o death amid besides I was extremely nervous. The doctor was ! perploxed. 110 gave mo tonIcs which did mo no good , and prescribed exercise which I was too weak to attempt. "Ouo day when I was fiO faint and chilled that I could do nothing but crouch down on the floor by the fire , my father brought mo 1\ box ot Dr. Wi11lams' Pink Pills for Pale Peoplo. I found 011 trial t that they would stay 011 my stomach unlike - like everything else. I really felt better after three doses and I kept all using them. Food began to taste well and to 9 stay down. The pain and the burning in the pit of my atolllach lessened and at lust wont away altogether. My weight . began to increase until it reached 1U5 pounds and my neighbors , who wore convinced that I was wasting t.o death before , were astonished at the chnngo. I resumed my housework and a have hardly bad occasion to call a doctor since. I have recommended Dr. 'Vile lIml1s' Pink PiUs to several friends , and I say to the pale , thin ones particularly , If you want to get strong 1\1ul well take WitUamH'Pinlc Pills for Palo Peoplo. " i These puts cure stomach trouble by their tonic action , building up the digestive - gestive organs and enabling them to do the work that lIaturo intended them to do. They are HOld by all dealers , or will be sent postpaid on receipt of price , fifty cents a box or six boxes for two dollars BUll a butt , by mltlr088ing Dr. Williams Medicine Co. , Schenectpdy , N. Y. A diet book giving useful informntiou will be sent free ou rCQuest. As 110 roads are so rough as those that have just been mended , so no sinners are so intolerant as those that have Just turned out saints.-Colton. The Wabash Is the Only LIne Landing You at the World's Fair. Uround trip rates from Omaha are as follows : $8.50 sold dally except Friday and Saturday , good 7 days. $13.80 sold dally , good 15 days. The . , Wabash is the only lIne that land's passengers at the main entrance of the 'World's Fair grounds. Also the only , line that can check your baggage to .tho World's Fair station. Think what n saving of time , annoyance and ex- tra car taro. AU agents can sell you through ticket and route you over the Wabash. Very low rates to many points South , i Southeast. For beautiful World's Fair I folder ana all Information call at 1601 o'arnam St. or address harry E. Moores , Gen. Agt Pass. Dept. WBb. n. n. , Omaha , Neb. Condemn Army Step. The congress of naturalists and physicians which recently met In Breslau strongly condemned the "goose-atop" as practiced in the German . man and some other armies. Dr. Tbnl- witwr read a paper on the subject , in which hc showed that the adoption of this ridiculous step accounts for numerous - merous knee and foot complaints among the troops. Sixty per cent of the sores on the feet of the men are In consequence of persistent adherence ence to this antiquated step. Any man : nay make a mistake , but none but a tool will continue it.- Cicero . . - - - . . - - - - falls City Tribune . av T.RIBUNa PUBLI8HINQ co FALLS CITY . . NEBRASKA - - It nlwa'n seem3 like AIMing insult to injury when the dentist sends In I his bill. I According to Dun "collections arc casler' " Our duns aren't finding it so , thank 'ou. 'I'here's n revolution on In each end oC the Island of Ha.tI , and the golden . den mean can't bo found at all. A young woman in Cambridge has discovered a new star. If it has rings like \ old Saturn she doubtless Is happy. One surprising thing about wood alcohol Is that It has not been so thoroughly adulterated aB to be harm. less. No. Drlght's mllsetjso Isn't contagt Otis 01' Infectious , but high living is. It frcquently amounts to the same : thing ultimately. Venders of wood alcohol as a beverage - erage may Insist , of course , that It is harmless , as it comes from the "grain" of the wood. In the New York city hall there is a man who says ho gets too much pay- Was , rather ; ho's probably in 0 straitjacket by now. And now 11. doctor asserts that drafts are good things for people with colds. They are good for everybody , if they arc properly endorsed. Princess Chlmay announces that she Is going on time stage. Let us hope she will appear clothed in something of greater length than her name. One of the most effective excuses for long summer vacations will be lost forever Ie the new cure for hay fever proves to bo all that Is claimed for it. A Nevada young woman won soy oral thousand dollars at faro , but quit when she found she had lost all ot It. Women are proverbial for cold feet. A Nebraska boy wants to marry his stepmother. This should serve as a pointer to stepmothers. Let them be lelnd. 'fhey never can tell what may halpen. Prof. JeOl11S Gorbott Is said to have written n play. Probably a red head. ed , freckled faced villain Is knocked out In the third act by a blow in thE solar plexus. If that sea eagle that has just been presented to John D. Rockefeller look ! too much like a bald eagle the oil Icing will probably regard the gift asa n personal Insult. Another curd for dyspepsia is an nounced. All you have to do is to cut chu.lk. Thus there still Is hope for those unfortunates who have triad the sand cure in vain. If Princess Louise hadn't eloped she'd bo the Queen of Saxony now. This should be n warning to women who are thinking of running away with their French tutors. We shall one day be able to do with. out sleep , a scientist says. Wo shall need to If wo are to exercise that eternal vigilance which appears Uter. ally to be the price of l1bert ) ' . It has become the fashion for novelists - ellsts to go to Europe for the purpose ot recuperating after each boole. Considering - sidering the blood they have to shed It is no wonder they require , , rest. No man finds himself until he is willing to be lost. . - - French In Great Britain. There are 20,000 French In Great Britain and Ireland , more than three fourths ot the number being In Lou- don. The business most followed among these is cooltery. The Largest Colladlum. The largest colladium known 11I ! In Denvertown , Pa. Some oC the leaves are four and one.half feet long and forty inches wide , while the circum- fercnce of the stalk Is forly-nino feet. Mr. Chatsworth-Dld you enjoy the matinee , dear ? lrs. Chatsworth-Oh , very much. I sat next to 1\1I'S. Gaddie , whom r have not seen for years , and wo did have a nice long chat.-Phlla- delphia Ledger. HAPPY WOMEN. - Mrs. Pare , wife ot C. 13. - _ - _ Pare , Co prominent . - Inent rest- = . . _ _ _ dent rf Glas- , - . , - " - = = " , ---0-- . 1"- , - - go w , 11"0 , . . . I " " ' "t - - - " ! ! df r ; , = - - " says : was - = . ' .1 , I , , ' , - ft cring i g- } . \ \ ' f : . _ - : su c r n g - - ; = - - = . . . 'tJ."i > : from f. com : : : : = . _ _ , r1. . . . " I - - : plication of- - IC > _ _ kidney trou- = s" - - = , , _ bles. Besides = a bad bacle , I had n great deal 0 : trouble . ble with the . 0 ere lions , which were exceedingly variable , sometimes excessive and at other times scanty. The color was high , and passages were accompanied with a. scalding sensation. Doan's Kidney Pills soon regulated time kidney secretions - I tlons , making their color normal , and banished the inflammation which caused the scalding scnsalion. I can Jest well , my back is strong and sound , and I feel much better in every " , way. For sale by all deniers , price 50 cents per box. FOSTER-MILDURN CO. , Buffalo , N. Y. Louisvlllo Is time largest glass bottle market in the country. Every housekeeper should know that if they will buy Defiance Cold Water Starch for laundry use they will save not only lime , because H never sticks to the iron but because each package contains lG oZ.-ono full Jlound-while all other Cold Water Starches are put up o/1-pound packages - ages , and the price is the same , 10 cents. 'fhen again because Defiance Starch is free from all Injurious chem- Icals. If your : grocer tries to sell you r. 12-oz. paclmgo It is because he has a stock on hand which he wishes to dispose of before ho puts in Defiance. Ho knows that Defiance Starch has printed on every package in large let- tOl'S and figures " 16 ozs. " Demand Defiance and save much time and money and the annoyance of the iron atlcldng. Defiance never stld , ! ! ! . Love Is Hfo's neat'.cut to Paradise. Insist on Getting It. Some grocers say they don't keep DefIance Starch. This Is because they have n stock on' hund of other brands containing only 12 oz. In n package , whlchth ey won't he able to sell first , because Defiance contains 16 oz. for the same mOlte : . ' . Do you want 16 oz. Instead of 12 oz for same money ! Then buy Defiance Starch. Requires no cooking- DON'T WEIR A WIG. Keep the luxuriant , healthy head oC hair which nature gave .OU. It your hair Is falling : out you can stop IL-u" Undomu. It gives new life to sickly hall' It's guarantecll-A1 your barber. feud us Four name for Creo treatment. THE UNDOM COMPANY OMAHA. W Save :011 Drugs w write for our IOO-page catalogUe : , showing 10,000 articles at cut prices. PATENT MEDICINES , RUBBER GOODS 'l'RUSSF.:8. : t.r. S"lRMA" & 1O""nL DRUG (0. . Cot. 16th And Dodge , QmAha. . Neb. . - - - - - - - - - - - THE FISH BRAND SLICKER , . . A VALUED FRIEND UA good many ' yens ago I bought a FISH BRAND Slicker , and It has proven s a valued friend for many a Itoany day , but ti now It is getting old and I must have . " t t another. Please rend me a pdcc-fut. ( The name of tlh7onby ! doctor . obltted to be oat In all aorta of wnther , viIl " be siren ! un arpllea on. ) J \ A. J. TOWER CO. q . ' fi Boston , U. 3. A. V" . . TOWER CANADIAN 3 . . = COMPANY , Limited 6tr. . . _ _ . .da Toronto , Canada'II WN Wet Weather Clothing , faults . and Hats for all k.ind.s of wet work or sport , ss it , t A striking contrast between Defiance Starch land I any other brand will be found by comparison , ' Defiance/Starch stiffens ; ' . Fvhiten6 . beautifies . with \ out rotting. ' lit I . gives clothes baoic their newne.s.s , It is absolutely fture. : I' \ . . . It will not injure the ; . . . 'most , delicate fabrics. P. For fine things and all things use the best there 105. Defiance Starch s ' 10 cents. for If ouncu. Other brands 10 cents for X13 : ounces , t . . . 'A striking contrast. , ' . . . THE DEfiANCe STARCH co. , ti \ Omaha , Nib . . , WESTERN GANADA'S . Magnificent Crops for 1904. - . . . . . - Western Canada's Wheat Crop this a / G Year Will be 60- 5vA 000,000 Bushels 5 and Wheat at Present - Pres- Bushel. The Oat and Barley Crop Will Also Yield Abundanti Splendid prices for all kinds oC grain , cattle ant other farm produce for the crowing oC which the climate Is unsurpassed. , About fjOOOO Americans have settled In Western - I ern Canada durlu the past ! three years. Thousands at free homesteads oC 160 acres I each still available in the best agricultural dis- i trlcls. It has been said that the United States will be forced to Import wheat within a very few years. Secure a farm In Canada and becoml1 one oC those who will produce It. Apply \ for information to Superintendent oC immigration ' . Ottawa , Canada , or to authorized Canadian Government A ent-'V. V. Bennett , 501 ! ! New York Lire Building , Omaha , Neb. 'qr : )1 Strawberry and , ' Vegetable Dealers ' The Passenger Department oC the lll1no'- ' Central Railroad Company have recently Issued a publication known as Circular No. 12 , in which Is descried the ! belt territory in this coup ry for tIle growing oC curly strawberries and early vegetables. Every dealer In such products shoulll address a postal card to the undersigned nt Dubuque , qwa , requesting a copy ot "CircUlar No. 12. ' J. F. MERRY : , Asst. Gen'l PIUa'l' Agent. " " - J -.t. . _ - _ - _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . - . . . ,