The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, November 11, 1904, Image 15

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    A Country Breakfast Room.
, A bright and cheery breakfast room
In a country collage has broad , low
windows of leaded glass-pale amber
and green. The wall paper Is a soft
clear green which is cool and reposeful -
ful In effect and harmonious with the
weathered oak furniture. The frieze
above the ' has large ) > -
green paper poppies
pies In shades of deep tan with natural -
' : \ , . . . ural green foliage on a ground of the
tame tone as the paper.
Marriage a Matter of Businc3s. :
The average Japanese girl rarely
i. knows that her hand has ever been
. sought until all the arrangements have
I , been made btween her father and
, .
her suitor. The latter , however , does
not manage this In person , but leaves
aU the arrangements to some trusty
emissary , generally nn intimate
friend.
\ i - Demand for Small Farms.
, In England the best remedy for
) . ' farm depopulation Is held to be small
' .l farm holdings. It is stated that when-
f . ever a large farm is divided into small
I holdings the demand for the land usu-
f ally far exceeds the supply.
False Windpipe for Heaves.
There is a cab horse which can be
ceen on one of the "stands" along
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Broadway which has breathed for
years through a false windpipe. The
animal had the heaves , and not only
made as much noise as a locomotive ,
but his speed was reduced nearly half
because of this dlmcult ' . A veterina-
rian inserted a tube and the horse
breathes as well as ever. The only
part of the apparatus which is visible
Is a small metal disk through which
the air cntm's.
Stay in Bed.
There Is something exceedingly sat.
Isfactory in the statement of an eml
nent London physician that "criminals
sere always recruited from the early
rising class. " There is usually something -
, : ill.thing dark and devious in the ways i
( I of the man who rises before sun-\1p.- '
Boston Transcript.
, Hard.Hearted Government
One of the great drawbacks to the
budding poet is the refusal of the government -
ernment to supply postage stamps oa
credit.
Cured Her Rheumatism.
. . Deep Valley , Pa. , Oct. 31.Spe (
. . clal.-There is deep interest in Green
_ county over the cure of the little
daughter of I. N. Whipkey of Rheu-
matism. She was a great sufferer for
five or six years and nothing seemed
to do her any good till she tried Dodd's
Kidney Pllls. She began to Improve
almost at once and now she Is cured
. , and can run and playas other chili -
i ' dren do. Mr. Wlllplccy says :
l "I am indeed thankful for what
Dodd's Kidney Pllls have done for my
daughter ; they saved her from being
a cripple perhaps for life. "
Dodd's Kidney Pllls have proved
that Rheumatism is one of the results
of diseased Kidneys. Rheumatism II
caused by Uric Acid in the blood. If
. . . the Kidneys arc rIght there can be no
Uric AcId in the blood and consequently .
. . quently no Rheumatism. Dodd's Kid-
Iley Pllls make the Kidneys right.
Steal Burglar Polley.
Some burglars not only stole the
silver plate from a house In the sub-
urbs of London , but carried off the
owner's burglar insurance policy.
, , , Sage Advice.
- . . . ( ) . Draw the curtain of the night upon
injuries , shut them up In the tower of
oblivion , and let them be as though
they had never been.
To be always thinking about your
manners is not the way to make them
good ; the very perfection of manners
is not to think about 'ourself.-
Whately.
I Women are fond of gold , but not at
. . ' golden silence.
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Object to Matrimony.
"Loolt here , " said the sour . faced
lady who had answered the "person-
aI , " "your ad. is It fake ; It distinctly
stated 'object matrlmon ' "
'Ven-el'-um-yolt see , " faltered
the man nervously , 'thel'o was some
mlstalw. The printer omitted a word.
The ad. shoult have read , 'object "to"
matrimony. ' " -'fown 1'oplcs.
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Modern Maid In a .Quandary.
Modern mnld-I wish sonic advice
Old lady-Certainly , dear. What
Is it' {
Modern maid-Shan I marry a man
whose tastes : are the opposite of mine
and quarrel with him or shaH I marry
a man whose tastes are the same as
mine and get tired of him ? -New
York Weelt1y.
Looking Ahead a Long Way.
"What arc you crying for , my boy ? '
"I ain't got nobody to play wid. "
"But where arc your boy friends ? "
"Dey are all at de reform farm. "
"OhVel1 ! , don't cry. You'll see
hem soon. "
"All , go 'long ! Do judge said I
wGuldn't bo old enough to go dere for
two years. "
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Latest.
"Who owns that strnnge.looldng rac
Ing machlno over there ? "
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"Whr , the new barber. You get In.
side and get shaved. "
"You don't mean to say he shaves
j'ou In the automobile ? "
"Yes ; he goes so fast the wind just
cuts your beard oft as clean as n
whistle. " .
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Her Only Trouble
Mr. Stubbs-"Goodness , Martha , the
baby has been crying for two weel\l !
What is the matter with him ? "
Mrs. Stubbs-"Whr , nature Is giving
him his teeth , John. "
1\11' Stubbs-"Well nature may ho
all right in sonio ways , hut she is certainly .
talnlr : a slow dentist "
Boxed.
They were returning from the huak
ing bee.
"And were there any red ears ? "
asked the friend.
"Oh , yes , " responded the girl In the
gingham dress. "I had two when 1m
caught that city fellow kissing mo. "
Apprehension.
h. . . . . . . , ;
Little Edlth-Oh , ma , when I grow
up wlll I look like that { -Pittsburg
Telegraph.
Something Wrong.
"Now , Henry , " she began , with set
Jaw , "I must have $50 to.da ' . "
"All right , " replied her husband ,
"herA it is. "
"Gracious , Henry ! " she exclaimed ,
suddenly paling. "What's the t matter -
ter ? Are you sick ? "
Royal Wit.
\Volsey was saying : "Farewell , a
long farewell to all my greatness. "
"I hope It's not a Patti farewell , "
added Henry VIII. , with coarse humor.
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. , , Young women may avoid much sick' 1t ' . .
ness and pain , says Miss Alma Pratt , if ;
they will only have faith in the use of
Lydia E. Pinkhamt Vegetable Compouri
PiJI'i' cc DEAR Mns. PINKIIA : - I feel it my duty to tell all young women
how much Lydia ; El. inkham's wonderful Vegeta.blo COIUIOund hag
done for mo. I was completely run down , unable to attend school , and
did not care for any kind of society , but now I feel like a. now parson ,
and have gained seven pounds of flesh in three months.
" I recommend it to all young women who suffer from female weakness -
ness : -MISS : ALMA PRATT , Holly , Mich.
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_ - e FREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOUNG G1 tLS. . _ _ , _
' - 'All young girls at this period of life are earnestly invited to
write l\Irs. Pinkham for advice ; she has ! gnhleIin a motherly way
hundreds of young women . ; her nd\1ee is freely and cheerfully
given , and her address is Lynn , l\Iass. . _ _ ' . _ _
Judging from the letters she is receiving from so many young girls Mra. :
Pinkham believes that our girl are often pushed altogether too near the
limit of their endurance nowadays in our public schools and sem { lllLric .
Nothing is allowed to interfere -with studies , the girl must be pushed to
the : front and graduated with honor ; often physical collapse follows , and it
takes years to recover the lost vitality-oUen 1't is never recovcl'cd. ----1
/ \ . , ' A Young Chicago Girl Saved from Deslmlr. - - \
- "DEAR Mns. PINICIIA-I wish to thank you for the help and benefit -
efit I have received through the use of Lydia E. in1c1mm'H Vegetable -
table Compound and Liver PUIs. When I was about seventeen
years old I suddenly seemed to lose my usual good
f health and vitality. Father said I studied too
. _ hard , but the doctor thought different and
prescribed tonics , which I took by the
quart without rehef. Reading one day in
the paper of : Mrs. Pinkllam's great cures ,
! ' and finding the f y1n : toms described answered -
'J' swered mine , I decided I would give Lydia
E. lil1k1U\l11'S Vegetable Compound a.
trial. I did not say 110 word to the doctor ;
I bought . it myself , and took it according
to directions regularly for two months , .
and I found that I gradually improved , }
and that all pains left 111e , find I was my
7 old self once marc. - LILLIE E SINOLAm ,
17 E. 22d St. , Chicago Ill .
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Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the one SlU.C remedy -
edy to be relieI upon ut this hlllOrtant period in n young boirl's
life ; with it she can go through with courage and safety the work
she must accomplish ! , and fortify her physical well being so that
her future life may be insured against sickness and suffering. .
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