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Nebraska Day at World'lI Fair.
October 25th has been Ft\leC1hHl aft
Nebraska Day. The Wabash 18 Ute
line all Nebraskans will use as It
lands all passengers ' at the World's
Fair Stations , main entrance World's
Fair grounds , thus saving extra car
fare , tlmo find much annoyance.
A very low rate has been made
tram all stations. For Nebraska DRY
badge , World's Fair guide and all In.
formation call at Wabash City office , ,
lGOl Farnam St , or address
HARRY E. MOORES ,
G. A. P. D. Wab. R. R. ,
Omaha , Neb.
P. S.-All agents can sell you
through and route you via Wabash.
Snuff Boxes With Historlee.
In the days when a snuff box was
considered a necessary attribute to
the perquisites of a beau-or a belle
-much ingenuity was brought to boar
upon the manufacture ot those dainty
trifles The results wore often very
novel. 'I'hosoVlth a taste for the
morbid , could buy snuff ! boxes made
from the wood ot scaffolds , chain that
murderers had sat upon or parts of
their houses
Study Prospective Bridegroom.
A would-be bridegroom In Kamehat
1\1\ has to serve some time In'a menial
position In his prospective father - in'
law's household In order that the
brides family may have an ovporttun
ity of observing whether his habits
and temperament are worthy of her
Hall 158 Descendanta.
Mrs. Alice Simpson , a Stookport
England , nonagenarian , has five sane
and three daughters living , seventy
one grandchildren , Beventy-Pur great'
grandchildren , and five great - great
grandchild , making a total at 158
descendants.
At Least One.
A South African constabulary comr
mander office wrote to a local troop
officer aSking 1t there were any don
keys In camp. The reply came , In the
troop officers handwriting : "Yes , one
-R. H Symes , Captain "
Nothing would please the small boy
more than the privilege of assuming
the role of father to the mt.n . occa
sionally ! .
SAFEST FOOD
In Any Time of Trouble Is Grape - Nuts.
Food to rebuild the strength and
that Is predigested must be selected
when one Is convaloscent. At this
time there Is nothing so valuable as
Grapo-Nuts , for the reason that this
food Is all nourishment and Is also all
. digestible nourlshmont. A woman who
used It says :
"Some time ago 1 was very III with
typhoid fever , so ill everyone thought
I would die , even myselt. It left me
so weak I could not properly digest
food of any kind and I also had much
bowel trouble which left me a weak ,
helpless wreck
. "I needed nourIshment as badly as
anyone could , but none of the tonics
helped mo until I finally tried Grape
Nuts food morning and e'enlng. This
not only supplied food that I thought
delicious as could be , but It also made
me perfectly well and strong again
so 1 can do all my housework , sleep
well , can eat anything without any
trace of bowel trouble and for that
_ reason alone Grape-l'utii food Is worth
Us weight In gold " Name given by
Postum Co. , Battle Creek , Mich.
Typhoid fever , like some other diseases -
eases , attcks the bowels and frequently -
ly sets up bleeding and makes them
for months Incapable of digesting the
starches and therefore predigested
Grapo-Nuts Is In-aluab ! ' : for the well-
known reason that Inl upe-Nuts all
the starches have been transformed
Into grape BUJar. ; This means that the
first stage of digestion has been mechanically -
chanically accomplished In Grape-Nuts
food at the factories and therefore
anyone , no matter how weak the stom.
ach , can handle It and grow strong , for
all the nourishment Is still there.
TheN's a sound reason and 10 d47I'
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Russia Is now counting her chickens -
ons that were lost III the Tibetan
coup.
A man who will put Iron In a cork
life preserver would soap the horn at
n camp meeting
Third Secretary Gurney now per.
ceh'os that his Idea of his own importance .
portance was an overestlmnte
Phl1adelphla's fad Is the cocktail on
wheels. The cocktail on skates
would accord better with eternal file
ness.
Another Mullah Is reported to be
loose In Somallland. But don't be
deceived. Insist on having the original -
nall\Ind.
Up fn Vermont the rattlesnakes are
milking the cows. Either that or the
Chefoo liar has established a branch
once there.
The St Petersburg NovosU declares
that International law Is a polite
lIIyth. Um-m-m , well , let's be glad It'H
polite , anyhow.
It's a cinch that the corset manufacturers .
turers will put on n straight front
\\Ihen It comes to n question of their
staying quallUes.
The death of Lafcadlo Hearn Is n
distinct loss to 11lerature His talent
was exceptional-perhaps It Is bet too
much to say unique
It Is some Indication of New York
enormous thirst that she contem-
plates the expenditure of $90,000,000
fur 1\ new water supplj-
John L Sullivan has again signed
the pledge. John J. . . . could save a great
deal or valuable time by using a rub
bel' stamp In his business.
A contemporary philosopher observes '
serves that you can't make your way
In this world by Idcldng. Perhaps he
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never saw a football game
Look out for bioscope pictures of
Vesuvius In action pretty soon now
No doubt dozens of men In this coun-
try are already busy on them.
The Hague conference might take
note of the fact that 96,000 ! ) accidents.
fatal and otherwise , occurred on railroads -
roads In this country last 'ear.
Signs of the times : When she Is
carrying the package they are mar-
ried. When he Is carrying one she is
thinking about getting a divorce.
Poverty , according to J. G. Phelps
Stokes of college settlement experi-
ence In New York , will one day cease
to exist. So also In that day will
riche9.
It Is a more hopeful and not more
hazardous enterprise for the duke of
Orleans to tryy to reach the north pole
than to attempt to set up the throne
of his fathers
Evidently ) the Cleveland judge who
holds that a man with a nagging wife
has a right to get drunk : Is of that
school of philosophers who believe
that what Is Is right.
President Eliot of Harvard says the
true gentleman will bo deferential .0
age , beaut- and all worth things. He
probably classes the home- ) girls as
one of the worthy things.
Marconi has been held up ba
policeman Yor violating the speed law
In running his automobile , and was
unable to pull any wires to save him
self from going to the station.
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Bliss Beyond Compare.
Fond mother-You will bo ! lve
years old tomorrow , Willie , and I
want to give you a real birthday
treat. Tell me what you would like
bettor than anything else
Willie ( after thinking earnestly for
five mlnutes-Brlng ) me a whole box
of chocolate creams , mother , and ask
Tommy Smith to come In and watch
me eat 'om.-Youth.
Couldn't Lose
"I've got a bet on to-dny's ball
game. " .
"Who do you want to see win ? "
"I don't care. "
"I thought you said you had a bet , ,
on the game. "
"I have , but I can't lose. "
"How's that ? "
"Why , . 1- bet a kiss with my best
girl. "
An Extinguisher.
Gusher-She told me I was the lIght
of her lite.
Flusher-Well , that was encourag
Ing.
Gusher-Yes ; but her father hap-
pened along just then and put the
lIght out.
Went Out Through the Roof.
She-Jackson never goes 08t with
his wife.
He-He went out with her this
morning.
She-Your surprise me !
He-Yes ; the gasoline stove ex-
ploded.
Not Universal.
Tommy Flggjam-Paw ?
Paw Flggjam-Yes , my son.
"Do they kick on the street rail- -
way services everywhere ? "
"No , my son ; only where they have
street cars. "
"Oh ! "
Good Place for Tobacco.
Foreman-I , see tobaccer Is going to
be purty cheap this 'ear.
Manager-Wen , what of that ?
Foreman-I was wondering If it :
wouldn't be a good Idee to put a little
In our cigars.
Cause for Doubt.
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here ?
The Gateman- may try it ! , mad
am , but I doubt it.
At the Seance.
Widower-Is that my wile ?
Medium-It certainly Is.
Widower-Lord help me ! And to
think that I put ten tons of granite
over her !
Always Something on Foot.
"Chicago girls have to stand for a
good deal from the joke writers"
- "Yes ; but they have the broadest
kind of feet to stand on"
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Casts 10 cents and equals 20 cents
worth of any other kind of bluing.
' Break
Won't Freeze , Spill ,
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Clothes '
Nor spot
W OIUCTIONO gIe5fiCI FOR UIE3
around in the fpJater.
At an wise Grooers.
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Man's Place In the Unlvorse.
What Is man but the great musi-
clan of the universe ! The universe Is
a great organ with mighty plpos
Space , time , eternity , are like the
throats of this great organ ; and man
a little creature , puts his fingers on
the keys , and wakes the universe to
thunders ot harmony , stirring up the
whole creation to mightiest acclama-
tions of pralse.-Charles Spurgeon.
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Is Stabbed.
Peacemaker
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Seeing two men fighting In front of
his house , 1\1. Dujardln , of the Conservatoire -
servatolre of Music , Paris , took his
violin and began to play in order to
soothe the combatants by his musIc.
But one at the men at once turnde on
him and stabbed him , and he was
taken In a dying condition to a hOB'
pltal.
The Swiss engineers have worked
out plans for tapping the Lake at Silo
In the Engadlne and letting the water
drop down the mountain side , thus
creating a fan that would yIeld 00,000
horse power During the tourist sea-
son the lake would resume Its normal
i appearance , owIng to the necessity of
I storing the water. ;
. Could Get No Rest.
Freeborn , 1\1lnn. , October 17 ( SII8-
clan-Mr. ) R. E. Goward , a well-known
man here is rejoicing In the relief
from suffering he has obtained
through using Dodd's Kidney t1ns.
His experience Is well worth repeating
nn i t show 1 d . . I nt the _ nn.1 . _ health
a6 U. DUUlUU l'U'U UtI : 1U .U u LL ' Ute
to many another in a sImilar cenill-
Lion
"I had an aggravating case at Kh- :
fey Trouble , " says Mr. Goward , "that
gave mo no rest day or night but
using a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney
Pills put new life In me and I feel like
a new man.
"I am happy to state I have receIved
great and wonderful benefit from , ) '
Dodd's Kidney Pills I would heartily 'V t
recommend an sufferers from Kidney ' J
Trouble to give Dodd's Kidney PIlls a
fair trial as I have every reason to belIeve - I
lIeve It would never bo regretted "
Dodd's Kidney Pills make you feel
like a new man or woman because
they cure the kidneys. Cured kidneys
mean pure blood and pure blood
means bounding health and energy In
every part of the body
Drunkenness has been added to the
already Imposing lIst of maladies
which ocul1tlt pretend . to cure by the
relief of eyestrain
Many Children Are SIckly.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
used by Mother Gray , a nurse In Children'
Homo , New York , cure Summer Complaint ,
I FcverlshnessHoadachoStomnoh ,
; recthlngDlsordcrsnndDostroyWorms , At 1 I
nil Drl1g 19ts' , 250. Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted Lo Roy N. Y.
What a man can do depends 0. good
deal upon how much faith some good
woman has In Mm.-The Chum. "
Important to Mothers.
Examlno carefully every bottle ot CABTORIA ,
a eats and euro remedy for Inrants and chUdreu ,
and eco that It
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Slgnat.1r ot ,
In UIiC For Over 30 Years - . . . ,
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