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Mary Anderson positively declines ]
to give any readings In this country
Probably prefers ) tu read between the
lines oC her hushand's checl < bool < .
Auto smashing may yet become as
thrilling ntlll popular ) ) a pastime In the
cast nH Is h\'oncho hunting lu the wild
west : and HOlJlowhnt more expensive.
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In the accidents : from overturned
boats the most frequent offender 18
the young lIIan. The hand that rocks
the cradle hI too sensible to rock the
IJOat.
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In Georgia a white man has been
caught stealing { chickens Crolll n cler
gymun. And yet Homo people ) ) say that
the colored mau's Influence Is as
naught !
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Women cannot , It appears ) ) , become
mail carriers without wearing "pants "
The women will nol ho much blamed
If they look In other dlrectlcns for
cmllo 'l11ont.
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A "llrolllom pla ' " has been written
to show III' lho drink evil , but no
means have as yet been devised for
fencing In the orchestra chairs boo
tween the ucts.
The news from Amsterdam that n
Japanese ) and n Russian have been
shaltlng hands makes us wonder II
the words fur hand und flat arc all
the sallloo In Dutch.
George \\nllhlnglon's favorite elm
tree has just 'boon "Celled to the
ground" at Morristown , N. J. Don't
see how It could have very well ueen
"relled" any where else.
A New York judge has decided that
street car conductors must not strike
11IuIHongerH In the stomach. They
shollld continue t9 strike thorn In the
Immediate vicinity of the pocl < ol.
In New York u woman who left
$ lCiOO In u street 'car rewarded the
poor Ullt' virtuous conductor who res.
turned It with a whole qUl\rter. lIetty
Green Is still operating incognito , we
seo.
A young girl was , recently struck
blind while promenading the board
wall at Asuury Park , In New Jorso ' .
lIeI' misfortune will render It impos
bible for her to see the sea serpent
when ltt does his annual stunt off the
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Jersey coast.
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The fact that they are having lots I
oC trouble with a new reptile called
the "cabbago snal < o" down In Tennes
see Is strong presumptive evidence
that the moollshhlOJ'S there are turning
out : an unusually potent ' brand of encouragement .
cou1'l1gement this aenson.
The author uf "Mrs. 'Vlggs of the
Cabbage Patch , " who has gone to
Cape I Cod to study the peculiarities
of the people there , for literary purposes .
poses , should take warning by the experience .
perlence of the author of "Cape Cod '
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l"oBcs. " She discovered a great many
of them. I
Wo are laid uy n. valued New York
exchange that the United States produces .
Iluces more cider In one year than
the rest of the world does In five
yoars. Wo consider this the juclest
Item of the soasou.
As Interesting us anything that Mrs.
Maybrick could any now , even it she
_ were willing to talk of her life , Is the
fact that she was the first woman
who over sang "Tho Holy City. " That
song was written by her husband's
brother , whose pseudonym Is Stephen
Adams , and he wrote also "Tho Blue
Alsatian l\I untalns" , and "Nancr
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The Flat.Headed Borer.
The destructive tree borer so well'
known to horticulturists as the Flat-
headed apple tree borer and to entomologists -
mologists as ChrY80bothris femorata
fa found In nil parts of the country
and annually destroys vast numbers
at trees. It attacks apple , pear ,
quince , plum , peach , cherry , ash , elm ,
maple , uox.eldor , sycamore and willow
treos. The Injury Is done by the 11at.
headed borer during Its grub or larval
stage. The adult Insect 19 a beetle
about halt an Inch long , flattish-ob-
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long in form , shiny groenlsh.blnclt
above and copper colored below. The
female deposits her eggs In the crevices .
ices at the bark at the trunk and
main branches , usually on the south
or southwest side , where the effects
ot the Bun upon the tree Is greatost.
In our locality the most of the eggs
are probably laid during April and
May. Although eggs are sometimes
deposited by this Insect upon healthy ,
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a.-ChrvSllbolhrlf femoralCJ : a ta" al ,
brae ; oc head of ma.1oi d , pu -tmc 114f1o
ural8tze ( orlilru\l ) .
well-established trees , it evidently
prefers to select sickly or newly
transplanted tines , especially those
whose bark has been Injured by exposure .
posure to the sun. The eggs batch
within a few days after being depose
Ited. The young larva soon eats
through the bark and proceeds to bore
at some depth beneath the surface ,
leaving behind It a flattened chunnel.
Sometimes a single borer will girdle
a tree . and caull Its death. The larva
roaches Its full growth 'IV the end of
the summer being then a palo-yellow.
bib grub about half an jJ $ nch long , with
a broad , flat head. 'During the winter
it remains quiescent. The ' next spring
It bores out nearly throughtho ? bark ,
t ten moves back a little and under-
ioes Its change Into the adult beetle
form the transformation being completed .
pleted in about three WCOks. The
beetle then cuts an opening through
tile bark and escapes to continue the
work of destruction begun by Its an-
costal's. During the warm 'part of the
day It may bo seen flying about In the
hot sunlight. . \
There are three ways of combating . I
ing the borer : (1) ( ) by destroying the
grubs while they are at work In the
tree : (2) by the application of some
substance that will prevent the eggs
being deposited or will destroy the
eggs and newly hatched larvae , and
(8) b1 wrapping the trees with some.
thing that will prevent the females
gaining access to the bark. But , by
the best methods known , borers ' are
difficult Insects to combat. The larvae
make their way Into the wood so
soon after the eggs are deposited and
keep 10 eompletoly out at sight as
they work , that they may do much
Injury before their presence la suspected -
vected , and are difficult to kill when
detected. It Is a case where nn ounce
at prevention Is most decidedly more
letrectlve and more economical than a
pound of cure.-Arlzona Station.
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The progressive dairyman Is careful -
ful In the feeding of his ows. Ho
knows that the ration to bo an economical .
omlca1 one must contain both carbo
hydrates and proteins and that an
overbalance of one will waste It fn i
the work of dbestlon.
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Sultan' Title.
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The sultan at Turkey has seventy
one titles and on the parchment containing .
talnlng them are the words "as many
plore as may bo desired Cas be added .
pd to this number " Among the titles
are "Abdul Hamid , the Eternally VIe- !
torloua " .the "
, Eternally Bmlllng ,
"the Eternally Invincible , " "Dlstrl1m.
Jor of Crowns to the Heroes Seated
on the Tbrones" unit "Shadow 01 God
on Earth
CUrtails Students' Holiday. tI
A movement Is on foot In Russia to
dlmlulsh the excessive number of hol-
Idays for r.tudents. During a four
'ears' course at a Russian university .
ty the work done covers only one
year and 295 days. In France the
limo covered Is two years , .eventy-
four days : in England , two years , 158
days ; In the United States , two years ,
210 days : Is Germany , two years , 230
days. Denmark stands at the head 01
the list , with two years , 3,4 c1aYL ; ;
Raise Hogs for Chinese.
In the hope of making profit out af
the Chinese who have displaced them
from the Transvaal mines , some Kaf
firs haTe taken to hog raising , so as I
to gratify the Celesllals' love ot pork.
Kentucky Man'a Duty.
Jamboree , Ky. , August 29 ( Special ) .
-Arter suffering for years with pain
In the back Mr. J. M. Coleman a well
known ) citizen of this place , has found
a complete cure In Dodd's Kidney
Pl11s. Knowing how general this dis-
ease Is all over the country , Mr. Cole-
man feels It Is his duty to make his
experience public for the benefit at
other surrerers.
"I want to recQmmond Dodd's Kidney .
ney Pills to everybody who has pain
In the back , " Mr. Coleman says. "I
suffered for years with my baele. I
used Dodd's Kidney Pills and I have
not felt a pain since. My little girl
too complained of her back and she
used about halt a box of Dodd's Kid-
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ney Pills and she Is sound and wel ! . "
Backache Is Kidney Ache. Dodd's
Kidney Pills are a sure cure for all
Kidney Aches , Including Rheuma-
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Buying Rubles In Burma.
Thd peculiar business methods 01
Oriental merchants are Illustrated by
the manner ot buying rubles In Bur-
ma. In the examination of rubles artificial -
ficial light Is not used , the merchants
holding that full sunlight alone can
bring out the color and brilliancy of
the gems. Sales must , therefore , take
place between 9 a. m. and 3 p. m. , and
the sky must be clear.
Many Proverbs About Luck.
The proverbs on luck are numerous
and oxpro.sslve In all languages. In
English we say "It Is better to bo
born lucky than rIch. " The Arabs
convey the same idea In the apt proverb .
verb , "Throw him Into the Nile and
he will come up with a flail ID his
mouth , " while the Germans say , "U
he flung a penny on the roof a dollar
would com back to him. "
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Word "Weigh" Too Much for Him.
A London juryman fainted the other
day while the jUdge was charging the
body. The judge was saying : "You
must give the statements of the wit-
nesses for the defense full weight ! '
At the words , "Cull weight , " the juryman .
man fainted. Later , it was fount that
h'U was a coal dealer.
The Day's Length.
By simple rule , the length of the
day and night , any time ot the year ,
may be ascertained by doubling the
time ot the sun's rising , which will
give the length of the night : and double .
ble the time ot setting will give the
length at the da ' .
Mentality Shown 'by Laughter.
High mentality is shown In a laugh.
There are savages In Africa who
never laugh : they grin , that Is all ;
and this lack of the quality at laughter .
tel' Is a symptom of their low men.
tallty. _ _ 1
When a man puts out his shingle
on the roof the Lord Is likely to let
him sit down In the basement awhile
and think \ ,
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Every housekeeper should know
that It they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they . ,
will save not only time , because it : .1.
never sticks to the Iron , but because
each package contains 16 oZ.-ono full
pound-while all other Cold Water _
Starches are put up In % .pound packages .
ages , and the price Is the same , 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch Is free from all Injurious chern. .
lenls. It your grocer tries to sell you a" .
' 12-oz. package It Is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose at before he puts In Defianco.
Ho knows that Defiance Starch hag
prInted on every package In large lot-
bra and figures " 16 ozs " Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance of the iraq _
lUcking. Defiance . . never sticks.
People who never give more than
chicken feed to the church are the ' _
first to complain If they don't get
chicken pie In every sermon.
More Flexible and Lasting ,
won't shake out or blowout ; by using - -
Defiance Starch
you obtain better re-
nults than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for sumo
money.
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Not a Lucrative Business.
Dr. Smiles did not leave so much
money behind him as did Sir H. I\1.
Stanley : but In his case more than
in Stanley's the amount Is likely to ,
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represent literary earnings. At any -
I'ate , 370,000 Is not considered a bad
recompense for "selt-help , " when applied -
plied In a calling which , apart from
the moro signal successes of 1.few
novelists and playwrights , rarely
leads on to such fortunes as are made
In soaps or pUIs.
Disgrace to Lose Mustaches.
Two Mohammedan crIminals nt 01.
mutz were In consternation on bearing - .
Ing that , like all other prisoners , they
would have to have their mustaches
shaved off. They pleaded that that
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that their wives would leave them.
They were finally allowed to keep
them.
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"What on earth are you a-doln' with
that 'ar crab nEt : ? " asked the farm
woman behind the gingham apron.
"ree just a.loolcln' for people what
casts their bread on the water , " said
ItInerant Uee ; "aln't you golu' to do a
little castln' this morning , mum ? "
Keep Valuable Secret In Family.
When the originator ' of the genuine
can de cologne died , age 80 , ho gave
his secret to hiD nephew and hell'
Since 1709 only ten persons have
seen the recipe , which Is kept In a
box trebly lock d.
LEARNING THINGS
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We Are All In the ApprentIce Clas.
When B simple change of diet . J
brings back health and happiness the
story fs briefly told. A lady of
° prlngfield , Ill. , says : "After beinG
afflicted for years with nervousness
and heart trouble , I received a shock
four years ago that left mo in such
a condition that my life was despaired
at I could get no relief from doctors
nor tram the numberless heart and
nE I've medicines 1 tried because I
didn't know that the coffee was dally
rutting me back more than the Drs.
could put me ahead.
"Finally at the request of a friend I
left off coffee and began the use of
Postum and against my convictions I
gradually Improved In health until for
the past 6 or 8 months 1 have been
entirely free tram nervousness and
those terrible sinking , weakening , ,
spells of hgart trouble. _ . _
"My troubles all came from the use Of
of coffee which I had drunk tram
childhood and yet they disappeared
when I quit coffee and took up the
useof Postum. " Name given uy
Postum Co. , Battle Creek , Mich. . . .
Many people marvel at the effects -
of leaving off coffee and ' drinking
Postum but there Is nothing marvelous .
ous about -only I common sense.
Coffee Is a destro 'er-Postum is a
J'cbuIJder. That's the reason.
Look In each pkg. for the famous
lIttle book , "Tho Road to Wellv1lJe " " '
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