. I June J 24 , 1904 _ _ _ _ ' _ _ _ THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE THEY EAT COLD MINCE PIE. t I Delicacy Said to : Be a Favorite Lunch- . , eon Dish with Men-Then F r j . Complain of Headache. t : A. young woman who is in un I o nice in which there are a number I : . of men sUJ's that it is a constant . " surprise tu her to see what these I - brain workers eat for luncheon , IHtJ'S Ow Knoxville t5entinel The f " ' 11rm she is with is one of those l 1" which was burned out , and so , Uti the lunch room which the clerks ' l : office frequented was burned also , f I , these young fellows now patronize - - ize the basket which un itinerant colored : mUll and his clean and portly wife bring to the new qual" . . I , . , , \ 1'he . young . woman says that one 4 . , of the most capable of the firm's I' ellll'loJ'cs ' lunches thoughtfully oil It cold mince pie and ice water I while he sorts his mail. She says I - - , ' . he complains of headache ever nnd"'anon , but he never t4.inks of " attributing it to his dira ; instead . stead , he says he thinks ; he is get. ting what one estimable old lady used to call the , In l grippe. " Time other men , the girl says , are partial to hot gingerbread , and when they can't get that they will take 'n cheese sandwich reluctant- : ly. The colored man has a can of , coffee with him , but in this build. ' it has . the clerks ' ing no patr.ons , as I' . agree that "hot coffee is bad for a . - fellow , " even while they , drink freely ; at the water cooler and nibble . ble the piping.hot gingerbread. ' ! "I wouldn't have believed it it I j , ) . . " . . . , . hadn't seen it with 111Y own eyes . , " t said the girl tea , fl'iend. "I always thought men lunched off of porterhouse . house beefsteak and sweetbreads ) ' . and macaroni and sensible things , " I " . , and as I ate my modest beef sand. ' , . : . with and drank my cup of chot'o . / ' Inc I would picture to myself mr , . . " friends of the opposite sex living , on the fat of lhe ( land. If I had . known about the cold mince pie } ' \ and the hot gingerbread : : I would not have been astonished that some of our men are thin and ! . some : ire despondent Such a diet I is enough to give the strongest the ' wobbles forevel'- . person } poll - . t.A1 more. And then they say women eat silly things ! ' THE SOUTHERN VERANDA. 1 . / 1i i 1- It Was Probably a Woman Who Designed - i ' . . sIgned the Open Air ParJor- J Revolutionized A1chitecture. : \ - ! "Build me a veranda with a \ house attachment , " said a rich " lieorgian to his northern architect . _ _ _ teet , "that's what I wunt. " These few words in the brusque vernacular - ular of the business unman tersely express i the wishes of most southern . , ern house builders of the present day , says the Architects and . . Builders Magazine. I ' . . . , iti Ten years ago the ubiquitous 4 southern veranda , though often of I great length ( especially in the old- fashioned white.columned houses . . . . . when it often became a colonnade c atcuding around three sides of a parallelogram ) , was usually nur- I'OW. Some one , somewhere , built a square veranda the size of , un average : room. The chances are LL , ; . . - . ' " . . . -f it was \'oml\ll , the architect 1 itn(1 contractor of her ' own summer bungalow. "romen , aK designers of houses , are celebrated for their disregard of precedent ; their fndc- pendellce ) ( if this is the proper . wor(1) ) ill the face of it. .ithout the slightest compunction a woman . an will knock any url'hiteeturnl I rule of three into n cocked hilt if it happens to be ill , her way. Some one saw the square veranda , liked it and copied it. In u few years time it was a fud. In the south verandas are II . The idea of a square veranda , roomy , furnished with all the luxurious accessories of modern life , "open- air parlors , " ns Romp one has hap. pily styled them , supplied nn actual - tual dpmHlHI. Unlike most fndF ! this one had common sense behind it ! and as a result has been influential . ential in revolutionizing building styles that have obtained for cen- tu ries. 8ingull ! Coirn.dence in the Lives of Twin Brothers in England- Romance in Old Age. One of the strangest of coincidences . dences on record is chronicled in an old English publication giving reminiscences of odd happenings in that country. Two .countr ) ' squires named Leaman , of IYy IJridge-"two thin , delicate-look- ing old men , twin brothers , 72 . years old , with white hair , very . gentle and courteous in manner , red cutaway coats , white cordI : , black boots , caps und gloyes/ ' When past GO } ears of age , one night after hunting one of them said to the other : " 1 have been thinking neither of us can have much longer to live in this world , and it will be a terrible thing for the survivor to have to remain herra . Don't ] ) you think one of us ought to mai'l's ? " "Yps " the ' ' . "I , was reply. have thought so for a long time. " . , Well ] ] , do . YOU know of any lady : ! " "YeR , I do. Is there anyone you fancy , , ! " On comparing notes it appeared they hud both selected the same woman , the manager of a hotel at Okt'hnmpton. "Well ] ] , " said one , "we have lived together all these years without awry wry word , and it'R a pity we should fall out at our time of life. " So they tossed up which should marry her. The winner rode down to Olwhampton next morning and was accepted : All three lived to. ether and the wife nursed both brothers in their last illness and ] was left their money. , Labors for Zion Church. Rev. Chas. A. Hey left , this . .week on a four weeks tour to Omaha , Council Bluffs , Des Moines and other Iowa points i n the interest of the Z ion i church. He will attend iI meet- ing' of the overseers at Ziun City to be heM the middle of July before - fore he returns. He just returned - ed Monday from a trip through the west rn part of this state. - - - - - -It : It's Worth a Deal of Sacrifice and Saving to Possess Clothes Like These. t I Hand GANN. T.amere4 + by Men's Spring Busi- ; WAIAIoLD ; 1 co. . . . , ; t . P.ruelve Am.rlu' aeoa ness S uats . - ' CIo'hti H'k _ . I All cut in the newest , fashion and superbly i tailored , $7.50 t- . . ? Men's Stylish Spring Suits. r& . ' ' Real $12.00 value here ? and higher clscwher . Whey go at $10.00 ' " ' Men's Better Spring Suits. g Splendidly lined and ' ' . . pi exceptionally weB tail- ; ; . t ; oreel. Our price $12.50 : ; I = s ' r , Men's Very Swell Suits. :4 : \'orth $3.00 a suit more but now you can buy themn for $15.00 I Men's Pa.nis. , , . -ir- Your choice of new , flIca CIIMiitt : j's ) ' patterns in stock. Time best of quality. , 7 . . It is always our ambition to offer a strictI y hot weather - er suit which would baffle in price and in every detail of construction all competition. Its alI in the tailoring and finishing. They have the usual Cahn V4 ampold excelIence. " F. W. Cleve lan d ' Marriage Record. The following licenses to mar- rr have been issued : Charles Francis Yoder , Ashland , 0. , 31 Pearl Agnes ! Lutz , Falls ( 'itj' . _ _ _ _ _ _ 2 ; August Egner , Falls _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . Lizzie'Veich , " " . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . .19 III Richard Riley , Omaha , . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ . .33 Rosette Butcher , " _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 28 Horace E , 'Merkel , Seattle , 'Vash'r _ _ 40 Emma Hayek , Wilbur , Neb" , . . . _ . . . . Missouri Pacific Missouri Pacific will sell tickets - ets to the Democratic National convention to be held at St. Louis July 6th for 510.40 round trip and good for 15. clays . On account of the Fourth of July the Missouri Pacific will sell tickets for one fare plus 50 cents except where one fare and one third makes less , with minimum selling rate of 50 cents. Tickets on sale July 2 , 3 and 4 return lim- it July 5. 60 cents for the round trip to Hiawatha July 4th on account of the Big Celebration , Ball Game and Horse Race Good accomo- dations for this occasion. J. B. earner , 1\gent. . Bert H. Sawyer of St. Joe. J. S. Thompson and Henry Will started for Smith Center , Kans. , Monday for a weeks outing. Preaching and Sunday school as usual at the Brethren church Sunday morning. Preaching at Silver Creek at 11 a. m. and Love Feast at 8 p. 111. All arc wel- come.-E. E. Haskins , pastor. . Services as usual at tHe Baptist church next Sunday. Teachers normal class on ' 1'h ursda , ; ' at 8. p. m , Come and bring your : friends. . - Staple and Fancy Groceries fRUIT IN SEASON We Sell ANK'S BREAD Cash for BUTTER AND EGGS First Door North J of Post Office . . PHONE 14 A. G. HOPPOCK .