June . 10 . , . 1904 _ . THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - _ _ _ _ _ _ u _ _ . _ _ i } ; , . Tine \V. O. W. UI\veii t" . ' . . ' ) - " . ' . . . . : Three Moruunents , . " . On last Sunday afternoon thc Woodmen of thc World 1 , with sol emmi ceremony , unveiled hc mon- t1tncnts that . mark thc graves of Henry Bcachcl , P. A 'Vylic and ' 4 Albert Vavra.Voolnhen from many of the surrounding towns were present to take part in the exercises and it is likely that ' . more would have been - many \ present - t'l-i. ' " . . cat had not thc high water prc- . &i. & . , . . . "cnted. \ r ; ' ; . . , ' At eleven o'clock in thc morning - I ' , ing a memorial sermon was ' I : . . . preached at thc Methodist church : : ( , .by Rc\ Eimer Ward Cole , the , . . congregations at thc other ; . ; 'M' . - churches having been dismissed JI lp.r : . . . , ; ; in order that all might join in . : ' : ' ; tli 3 scrvicc. Hcv. Cole preached , an able and scholarly sermon which was listened to with theY Y greatest of interest by thc many friends which he had made luring t ing' his recent pastorate in this cih' city.Ll In thc afternoon thc members Current Press Comments. - - - It is Cracl.cd. The liberty bell is like Judge I Parker in one rcspect-it is silent. There may bc other points of resemblance - I I semblance , if wc could only think ' _ r' . . . ' of..th m.-Kansas City ) Journal. " : . , ,4. , ! , . r. \1 \ r. . ' Can't Say , EXt1ctJy. 1. Colonel Bryan's ph tform tells " what democracy "wol.1cl" do. It I I gives no assuraticc , however , I what democracy "will" do.- Omaha Bcc. . Roast Them Both. 'l'hc St. Joe News has discovered - cd a new remedy for keeping your . 11cig'h bor's chickens out of hc gardcn-fry them Whether this . appctir.ingdish refers to thc --t neighbors or thc chickens is not f ) statcd.-Ncbraska City Tribune , Became Hilarious. . It is rumored that when Judge a Parker reach Mr. Clcvcland's in- dorscmcnt of him he locked him- , self up in his room and whispered his sleeve.--- . three cheers up - - - r \Vashington Post. . Work and Pla.y. , If thc energy of this county . , : , that is spent annually in trying ' fl' . b put a base ball over home plate I { were attached to the working end " of a pitchfork during July , thc - ' ! haying season would amount to it I. , . \ ' \ . little better than strenuous cnnUl. . 1'\ I ) -Verdon Vcdcttc. - - - . " UnphiiosophicaJ. ' . : . ; _ ; \ - Philosophers who preach thc r / : ' doctrine of succcss to thc Amcn- can youth have a hard job cut out for them when they come to , consider thc case of a great poli- , tician whose succcss was conspic- . . . - \ ' w . . - - " - of thc Woodmen of thc World 1 and the 'Voodman Circle met at thc hall and preceeded by Har- nacks Military ; band marched to Steele cemetery where the unvcil- lug took placc. Time exercises were witnessed by a great throng of people who were greatly impressed - pressed by the solemnity of thc occasion At each uf thc three graves thc form of exercises were carried out as prescribed by thc ritual of thc order and in each instance 1 hcrc was music by thc band and selections from a qu3'r- ] tct composed of 1\11' and 1\1rs. L. C. Manger , Anna Dorrington and D. D. Reavis. When thc monu- mneimts had bccn unveiled further exercises were held at a stand : erected in thc cemetery park. After music by thc band Pearl Bcatty lccitcd , "Oh , Why Should the Spirit of Mortal be Proud ? " Rc\ Clark of Omaha then delivered - livered ] an address in keeping with thc nature of thc occasion. uously identified with ) unscrupul- ousncss. The Democratic PI . .n. Grover Cleveland ! has no reason to bc ashamed of having issucd bonds to defray thc current expenses - pcnscs of thc gO\'Crnmcl1t. It was thc fool theories of his party that compelled him to db it. Hc could not run thc government on the democratic plan without . do- ing it.- York 'rimcs. The Dark Hore. It is problematical whether Bryan will control enough delegates - gates to prevent thc nomination of a reorganizer by a two-thirds vote of thc St. Louis convention. It is certain , however , that thc reorganizers will have strength to prevent thc nomination of a Kansas City ulatformcr. It may , therefore , ' bc regarded as a sane pastime to figure on thc identity of thc dark horse that will bc lcd out of thc St. Louis stablc.- Fremont 'fribunc. Thrown from n. Wa.gon. Dr. George K. Babcock was thrown from his wagon and seriously - 011s1y bruiscd. Hc applied Cham- bcrlains Pain Balm freely and says it is thc best liniment hc ever uscd. Mr. Babcock is a well known citizen of North Plain , Conn. 'l'hcrc is nothing equal to Pain Balm for sprains and truis- cs. Is will effect a cure in onc- third thc time required ] by any other .trca tmen t. For ! sale by \ ' . G. 'Vanncr. 1Ve arc still making special low prices on cured meats and lard.- Coupe & 'l'hornton. . . . . . . . _ - - . . . . . . . , . - - . - - - . ' . - - - - - - - , - - - - UJllUf . - ' - -I THE WORLDS f o ROUTE . - TO ST. LOUIS AND THE EAST - , Fast Trains Elegant l Service - - - . . . . . . . . . . . . - Rates to thc Sf. Louis Worlds Fair as Follows ; . J Season Ticket.----- . . - - _ _ _ UUUhn _ - - _ _ _ n _ _ _ _ _ -$16.25 Sixty day limit ticke - - - - - - . . . - - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 13.55 Fifteen day limit I ticket-------------------------- 12.20 - - - - - - - Leave on " No.5o . : VlORLD'S FAIR SPECIAL . . at 8:45 : p. m. and arrive in St. Louis for breakfast. Nu , change of cars. Through Pullman service. Leave on No. 52 : : ! at 3:47 : a. m. and arrive in St. , . Louis in the afternoon. 1 Leave on No. 59 at 2:4S : p. m. and arrive in St. Louis at 7:00 : a. m. ' Stop-o\'ers of 10 days may be hal Ull all tickets reading through St. Louis. s ; 1 For further information see local agent. - . J. B. V ARi\lER. , AGENT -yy : Falls City Won Again. Time ball game last Sunday resulted - sulted in a victory for Falls ! City by a score of 5 to 3. The game was played with a tcam from Troy , Kan : , ad ItS indicated by thc score , was a close and well playcd gamc. There was a big crowd present and thc individual plays by both thc home boys and thc visitors received just recogni- tion. Cheap Rates to St. Louis. Tickets to St. Louis and return via Burlington Route , . Good fifteen days , $12.20. Good sixty days , J.3.55. Good all summer , $125. For full informatiun about train service and other ( detail see thc ticket ag-ent. The St. Louis cxposition-thc grcastcst show thc world has ever sccn-is' now complete and in harmonious - monious operation , and it will bc a lifctimc's regret if you fail to see it. 22-4 Less than Half Ra..tes. On Mondays , June 6 , 13 , 20 and 27 , thc Burlington offers tickets to St. Louis and return at $7.25 , good for seven days-considcra- bly less than one fare for the round trip. . Tickets arc good in coaches and chair cars ( scats frcc. ) . 'I ' hc magnificent exposition is now complete and in harmonious opcration. You will regret it all your life if you fail to sec this wonderful cxposition. Illustrated folder free , and full information on application to Burlington Route agent or to L. 1' . 'Vakclcy , General Passenger Agt. , 22-4 Omaha , Ncb. Ice ! Ice ! Good clean ice from Culp's lake delivered at your door.-Culp Ice Compan IF. _ _ . _ g FLOUR FEED AND SALT g' o I have just rcccivcd a car of salt which I call furnish you ill ( J ) s : lump rock , crushed fine rock salt 100 lb in sack , No. 1 rock salt for : r : ice cream , No. Michigan barrel salt , No. 1 Michigan sack salt 70 o lb. in sack just the thing for house use. 1 Z Also received a car of Illinois washed nut coal , just the thing 0 A' for cook stove or range , $ fJ.OO a ton delivered , satisfaction g'uarJJ 1 anteed I can deliver you Hour , feed , grain , hay and straw , wood . . .J for heating and cook stove , on short notice. I pay cash for butter 111 eggs and poultry , rubber , copper , brass , zinc and old iron. < ( G > 8 0. Pa HECK - - - . - - . . - - " , " - .