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l May J7. 1904 TI-p FALLS CITY TRIBUNE ' . _
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The Real Idca.
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After all , thc real Iowa idea is _
to vote the Republican tickcL- s
Lincoln Star. r
El1ui\.lization. (
If clogs arc assessed at what
their owners think they arc worth
thc burden on other property will
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- LYork 'rimcs.
bc pretty light.-York :
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Memory. I
A boy isn't very nlUch of ahoy (
if hc can remember at night when
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his mother is examining him ,
where hc got each bruise during
thc day.-Atchison Globc.
Plain Statement. i
At last Colonel Bryan has endi i
cd thc annoying perplexity and (
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announced unequivocally that hc
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is opposed to thc ti-Bryan
mOVCll1cn t.- Kansas City Journal ,
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Office Seeks the Mn..n.
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No man seems to want thc sec-
end place on either tickcL The ;
Vicc-Prcsincncy starts hot footI I
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after thc man who tries hardest
to get away from it.- 'lorrill
Ncws.
PI'osperity.
" " That , " asks thc Atchison
Globe , "has become of the 01d-
fashion man who blew his nose
with a snort ? " Since prosperity
struck Kansas hc has probably
substituted it handkerchief for the
snort.-'Vashington Post.
Wi\.lt.
The pop newspapers and pop
politicians who arc worrying
over thc assessment of thc rail-
way corporations by thc state
board of ualizalion mig-h with
with good rcason hold their
shafts of accusation until thc
board has done something that
mabc justly criticiscd.-Ncbras-
ka City 'l ribunc.
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False Hodesty.
1Iodcsty is a rare thing in bus-
nc.ss . men , but occasionally one
encounters it in its most painful
form. Some fellows I arc so mod-
cst and relined that it pains them
to see their names attached to a
paid advertisement in a lcwspa-
pcr. \Vc have never rust across
anyoneyct , however , who objected -
cd seriously to a little gratuitous
advertising in thc local columns.
-Bcatricc Exprcss.
Democratic Tribute.
l\'luch is being said about making -
ing thc campaign against President -
dent Roosevelt pcrsonal. It
won't do. Personally , thc president -
dent is an American gcntlcman ; a
man of learning 'and fine ability ,
of lofty moral character and
physically every inch a man. As
a chief executive hc may be impulsive -
pulsivc , erratic and therefore un-
safe ; as a politician he is a typi-
cal republican in principles , policy
and methods-these constitute the
strong and justifiable grounds for
fighting his re-election with
orcc , vigor and enthusiasm ; but
lersonal1y-the ) south especially
-can ill afford to engage in any
such , pusillanimilous plan of war-
tare.-CliattanoogaTen ( ii ) Times
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Ice Cream.
We believe that the people cle-
nand a. better grade of machine
l1iulc ice cream and a wider va-
'ietyofkinds and flavor. We have
quipped our establishment to
fleet this demand.-D. Sowles ,
Bitten by t\ tR.attlesnake.
William Duncan was bitten by
1 large rattlesnake trhursday
afternoon while he was in the
country near Stella. He saw the
make run into a grassy spot and
Was \ parting the grass with his
hands to find it when it fastened
its fangs in his hanc1. He immediately -
mediately drove to town where a
physician attended tu the wound.
The whole arm swelled to his
shoulder and is proving very
pain fuI. ,
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Stella Higl\ Schools.
The commencement exercises
of the Stella high school was
held in the opera house last
Thursday night. The large hall
was so full that many had to
stand. J. R. Cain , Jr. , made the
class address and W. 1-1. I-Iogrefe
presented the diplomas. There
were orations by thc seven grad-
uates and a number of solos and
ducts completed the program.
The graduates were Frank Nut-
ter ) Frank \Veller , Nellie Swi-
hart , Ivlae Vandeveer , 'Myrtlc '
l\'lcCray ' , Carrie Young and Dora
lon tgomery.
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Some Real Band Music.
Among the many numerous
characteristics which have secured -
ed popularity for the great Wallace -
lace show is its musical depart-
men t. Its several bands are not
"wind jammers" and creators of
noise , but they play strains of
popular melody and classical
music so as to favor its patrons
of the circus .with a high-class
musical tertainmcn
.Prof. C. Z. Bronson's concert
band of forty-five artist musicans
are capable of entertaining the
most critical concert audicnce.
So far superior is Bronson's con-
cert band to the ordinary show
brass bands that is remarked up-
on br novices as well as by mu-
sici ans.
Fqr forty-five minutes prcced-
ing the two performances given
in Falls City on Tuesday , flay
31 , Bronson's concert band will
play a high-class program of
eight n um bcrs. It is advisable
that patrons of the Wallace cir-
cus should go early so as to avail
themselves of thc opportunity of
hearing a musical treat free of
any extra charge. .
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Reavis f Abbey
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A Quiet Flirtation
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OBJECT = = Innocent Amusement
RESUL = Soll1etitnes matrimony and
then COllles furniture and this is
where we get interested.r
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"It [ is the way
of the wise" to buy
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the best goods for
the least l11oney.
We have the
only complete line
of furniture and
floor coverings I
ever carried in the
county. I
Straw matting I
12 to 60c ; 3:11 : i wool
Ingrain carpet 50 1
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Ball Galne.
The ball game on Sunday afternoon -
ternoon betweenVymorc and
Falls City was a more or less
spectacular , affair. It started out
with every prospect of being a
good game , in fact in thc eighth
inning the score was 4 to 4. The
visitors saw that thc home boys
had gingered up considerably'and
that they were reasonably sure
to be defcated.
I-Ieck went to the bat and
knocked a good one but the visit-
ing" pitcher proceeded to get in
front of him and prevented him
reachil1g first. i This act drew a
howl of protest from the grand-
stand and Umpire Glines ruled
the obstreperous pitcher out and
declared the game forfeit toFalls
City , the score under the rules
being 9 to O. Had the game been
played out , the home boys would
undoubtedly have won , hut thc
game would ha ve been close
enough to be mighty interest-
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See Coupe & hornton for
fresh meats of all kinds.
to 75 cts sewed ;
Linoleum , 6 , 71 J
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and 12 feet wide . , ,
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50 to 65 cts , laid. I [
Some of our designs =
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Iy interest you
and the quality
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and prices are
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Missouri Pacific Railway
Time Table , Falls City , Neb. , . .
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? : o. 51 Omaha and Lincoln
I.e. 1tress . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A 2:25 : a 111 c
No. 90111ahaa1J(1 Lincoln _ _ 8:35 : a 111 , .
No. 57 Omaha and Lincoln
passenger . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A 2:48 : p 111
No. 233 Local 'Freight , Au-
hurn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . .1.\ :10 1 : p nl
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No. 52 Kansas City and St.
Louis aitd Deuvcr . . . . . . A 3:47 : a 111
No. 58 Io\allsHs : City and St.
Louis and Denver . . . . . . A 2:48 : p 111
No.50 'Worlds fairspecial ! _ 8:45 : p 111
No. 232 Local , Atchison. . . 10:30 : a III
No. 220 Stock Freight , Hi
aPvatlta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) :52 : p 111
A. Daily. n. Daily except Sunday.
. J. VARNBR , Agent.
Whooping Cough.
In the spring of 901 my child- , .
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rcn had whooping cough , " says \
1lrs. : D. \\1. Capps of Capps , Ala.
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'I used Chamberlains ] Cough
Remedy with the most satisfactory - L
ory rcsults. I think this b the
test renwdy I have ever used for
whooping cough. " ' . his remedy
keeps thc cough loose , lessens I
the severity and frequency of the I
coughing spells and counteracts
any tendency toward pneumonia.
For sale by A. G. .W anner.