. f\Iay 2 7 , 1C)04 ) TIlE FALLS CITY TRIBU1'\E , . , . 11 Pn'oposition.- to Pave Stone Street i $ ' . I , , \ . " . , ' 1" 1 'b , , , Last Saturday \ W.V. . Jenne will in conversation with B. S. ' 'l o\Vle , who own a large per cent - of . property fronting Stone street s. . in the business part of the city , t. ' 1 ' and in the course of thc con vcrsa- tion 1\11' Jennc remarked that in , his opinion , the time wa ripe for the paving of at least a p:1rt : of thc main street ! : of the town. Mr. , 'l'owle promptly agreed with him , - and stated that hc would be willing - ing i ; ' to beam his part of the ex- pcnse of pang if the other property - property 1Ir. Jenne realized that . Mr. . 'fowlc's willingness in the matter meant a great deal and he at once began to push thc "mattcr. He drew up a petition and circu- , J tcd it among thc property own- ' ers and that petition and thc sig-- na lures secured arc as follows : " \Y c : , thc undersign citizens ' of Falls City Richardson county , _ l state of Nebraska , do hereby agree to pay thc amounts that it i will cost to pave Stone street of . thc said halls City from thc Union hotel comc011 : Third street to the Ciristian church corner on Seventh street , including cross streets , 'l hird , Fourth , Fifth and Sixth , which shall be paved to t thc alleys on thc cast side , and also on thc west side of said Stone street. " ' ' ' 'I'he said undersigned property - ty owners arc to pay for thc paving . iug- to thc center of said streets adjoining their respective proper- li . ties. "And it is further provided that this contract shall not bc binding upon the undersigncd unless thc ItI Richardson county board or sup- ervisors shall agree that the coun- ty of Richardson shall pay for t tile said paving of the said . \ Stone street to the center thereof Ii + ; on the west side of thc Richard- I son county court house square f and onc-half of 'rhird and Fourth fi streets to allcy. 'I , "And it is further agreed that I I ' said paving shall bc done under the supervision of the mayor and I city council and a committec of I 1 three property holders , subscrih- r ers hereto of the aid Fans City. , I state of Nebraska , which shall f comprise a committec of thc t whole , and that all contracts for the porch t : . e of niaterial and la- 1 bor connected with thc said paving - ing shall be open for thc inspec- , ( . r I , tion of any or all of thc undcr- t t sig'ncd ' And it is hereby understood 1 t and agreed by all parties con- , I 4 corned , that thc said paving shall be lone in the following manner , to wit : First , there shall bc four 01' live inches of broken rock , which shall bc evenly spread and rolled with a heavy steel roller uf sufticient weight to thoroughly press said stone into thc earth. On top of said layer of stone there will be a layer of sand , next a layer of paving' brick laid flat with the two inch way laid per- pendicular. On this ; another laver - cr of sand , and then another layer - er of pang brick with thc four in way perpendicular , thc whole to be rolled and sanded sufficiently - ly ] to make good paving. HAnd it is further agreed that if property owners adjoining Stonc street , in blocks 38 and 31) and blocks 26 and 2-7 , will sign this petition and contract , Stone street will be paved to First strect. And it is i also agreed that if prop- crt\ owners in blocks 122 and 123 adjoining Stone street , will sign this petition and contract , Stone street will be paved to Big'hth strcct. . . .It is further agreed and understood - derstood that the city of Falls City. Richardson county , and state of Nebraska , shan be to all expense in paving the squares and crossings of cress streets as far as the paving shall extcnd , and also to be to all expense in surveying ; and grading where streets are paved under this con- tract. ' HIt is further agreed that said paying shall be fully completed before any of the undersigned shall bc compclled to pity for any part of said paving' . "It is hereby understood that the said paving shall be com- mcnced as soon as convenient and if possible not later than April 10 , 1)05. "Signed : Edwin S. 'rOWl , Kittic L. Towle , , V. \V. Jenne , , V. II. Crook , P. IL Jusseti , J. E [ . 1\Iorchead . E. Dorrington , J. I ( . Slocum , Slocum & Holland , John \V. Holt , ' \ . G. \Vanner , Sam \Vahl 1 , D. \V. ' Sowles , W. II. ivladdox , 1\1. J. Herbst , \V. B. Schmucker , Chas. Hein1Llan , L. P. \Virth , P. Fredrick , Jr. , Leyda & 'Yhetstine , J. IL Miles , A. J. \V ea vcr , , Mrs. Ro bt. Clegg- " It will bc seen that all thc large property owners and most of the smaller ones have signed this petition - tition , and it looks very m lch as though there would bc source pav- ing- done in Falls City in the near future. 1\11' Jcnne has been very active in the mattcr and is alone sponsiblc for the movement set on foot andcarried out thus far. " . - I , 'fACTS AND FANCIES. A man is not essentially a hcayy-weig-ht just because hc is BY ALLAN D. HAY. - . fat. - - - - - - We may Hot know just what it means , . - - . 'rhi5 drama with the changing scenes ; It is not half so hard to dehvcr 'l\his play of life whose tangled plot Ue goods as It is to collect the Is questions that are answered 101. bLll. Yet while the heroes strut abo\Jt ; It requires considerable skill for And big and little actors shout , a sign-writer . to write a sign and I ' . 1F ool's folly mock heroics dr wn-- write It nghL Amy . 'rhe audience applauds the clown ! ' ' ' - - Contentment is the cube root ( , Pity thc man who ever has an extracted fro,111 thc stun total of . . ( occasion to pity himsclf. human hapPIncss. r Nothing appears more a " , kAs soon as a marriage proves a ward than a man { tlempting' to failure , all the neighbors become . . blow the foam from his first glass self-appointed referees in the of.beer . casc. k . , - - - . 3.Li.t'.Ii ! : ' 'iID J1i ! .m : : pm1 , 1 f , . \ I ' HOLT'S ] t:7' : : tli : : ' ; ; : . Iti Emmr. ; : - - ' ' ' - . - \ 21' 'r , ] t . Y\n@ - - " ' - " " . . -"T Yd1.YY4 . . . . . - _ 11RlIbMLtY ; . .j " 1'I-IE CONSRR4 ATIVE I SIR I ) E BUY E R TITINES I 1r , . , OF HOLT AND GOOD SHOES AT' ONE TIl\'IE 'I ' ' J _ _ _ _ . n _ _ _ _ , nra'aaaus wooun . . --.a- . . . . . . . . . . C , : \ W ' 9f r " _ * , : I. . . . . . . . . . _ . . . " " " " ' , . . . . . _ . . . _ . . - - . - _ _ " ' _ ' _ _ t. ; : \ . - . - - I"I. Wl11N IN NEEU UP FOOTWEAR i ONE liAS I" \.I ! \ j it TnNiIiNCY 1'o SU(1n3ST T1111 OTIinR , _ : ! ! I- ! : y . /ate-IY/nn1 ,11 ! ' InN11ii. wYYaY0L11 _ . , . . . . . _ ' ; I M iV 1 s 1 ' - - - - - - - . . - . - - - - . - - - - - - - _ . _ - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . - ] JUST NOT SPECIAL I BAR G A INS MAKE 'I'1 1 LE r , COl\'IPARISON ' VERY ESPECIALLY STRIKINC . _ _ _ . _ . . . . . . . - . " " . . . . . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - - . - - . . . . . . . " . . . " " . ! . . . . . . . . . . . - . . _ lRQ1r 1YntiYIC7ILlY .f' ' fi' : ; ' ! ; ; ; . - , , ! , : , " , , , I'.n _ . . . . . , .VJJj - ( ? h' " . ( . . . 'li. ' . . . ' T''PI < t.'G' ,0. . . . . " . . . 'Q"I . , . r. ' . ; . . . .AiJ 11 j ; J J . ' , j Sj 7 \ ; ! . ' ttw5J11.94 " ' i : , , G'E : 'a iCat lts : ' : ? ' , : -/d ' ' ' 1 ! t.'Zmn 1 : . ( ) lt ! : f. You never miss thc water that you waste until thc meter is rcae1. The trouble in fishing- for suck- ers is that it is so hard to tell a nibble from a bite. \Ve wonder ii'the bosti 11 find as much interest in watching the tadpoles in the rain barrel as they used to. It may bc good luck to find a four leaf clover , but it is better luck not to hel'C to dcpend on the four leaf clovcr. Sonic men feel that the world owes thcm it living , but if pay- mcnt were tendered in full they would be too lazy to sign a re- cei pt. One touch of nature ma\ make the whole world kin , but it has ne\'pr succeeded in making thc whole world acknowledge the re- lationship. There arc people who are too poor to own an automobile and arc so mean as to rejoice every time they read of a machine run- ning' away and killing thc owner. On a windy ( lay ask a man from which direction thc wind is blow- ing' and in nine cases out of ten he will have to look at thc weather vane before answcring' A man asked us to dbcount his advertising because we omit- ted a period at thc cnd of the sentcnce. He claimed that wc had not used as much ink as wc would have used had thc period been there and for that reason ought to make a reduction. A man and his wife were enter- taming company thc other evening - ing' when thc .hostess discovered that she needed one more glass in which to serve icc. Hcr husband solved thc problcm by going out in the street , climbing telephone pole and screwing off an insula- tor. When wc went to school wc knew a boy who was too bashful to speak a piccc and was the most quiet and reticent little fellow you ever saw. Vc could hardly believe it when wc learned thc . . - . ' . . . - .lv " , - " I other day that he is one of the 1110st successful auctioneers ; in thc state. - - - - - - - - - - At thc Humboldt ot11mence- m uncut exercises one of lilt' sweet girl gracluatcswaspresentc(1 ( with a lot of gifts and l10wers and anion ; ; them was a'el'j' large ] package Vhen she opened } it she found that it con , : ' a wash board al1CI ( a bar of laundry soap and her mothers cn rd. - - - - A lie will out no Jess than a murdcr. A certain man saw thc assessor coining and chased thc , dog : under thc porch and when the schedule was wade out he de- nied the existence of that particular - ular can inc. As thc assessor left flue dog ran out and hit him. The f assessor not only ] assessed the ! clog at his full face value but sued the owner for ( dal1Hlg- and . had him arrested for perjury. - - - - - - - - \\'hcn a certain man's neighbor bought a dozcn chickens and turned them loose to roam at will hc was very patient and said nothing-j ; when thc neighbor bough a piano and started his I laughter to taking music lessons , hc bore it bravely , but when the neighbor bought a phonograph thc man's courage and patience left him and hc went out into the barn and hanged himsclf. A. J. Helmick came down from Stella \Vednesday. . - - - t' Staple and Fancy Groceries FRUIT IN SEASON We Sell WANK'S BREAD Cash for BUTTER AND EGGS First Door North of Post Office . . PHONE 14 A. G. HOPPOCK 1 I