ails City Tribune BY TRIBUNE PUBLISHING CO. FALLS CITY . . NEBRASKA " . . Making Figures Lie. "Most of , the figures handed out by these physical culture cranks on the subject of cheap living , " said a house. keeper who does her own marketing , "malte women extremely weary. Our husbands and sons read them , believe them , and then sniff significantly at the weekly totals In the grocer's bool 1 was reading the other day an article by a well known New York physical culturist who undertoole to show how he had lived fifteen days an 84 cents. lIe pint down crushed oats at 3 cents a pound. Eight cents Is the correct figure If you want oats that have any nourIshment In them. Ho mentioned watercress at 5 cents a bunch. We ) ) , one bunch lasts my husband two meals. It would look pretty thin strung out over fifteen claj's. He charges for three pounds of rice , 15 cents It costs 11 cents a pound If you want good rice. For ten apples ! ho allows 10 cents Must be queer apples. For six swede turnips he puts 'down ' 0 cents The grocers have been ; charging G cents for one all winter. 'No ' use trying to fool women with fig- urea like theso. They know better " - . IntclllQence and Brain Weight. The intelligence of a man Is stated + to be In direct proportion to the weight of his brain. M. Mathlega , an anthropologist of Prague , has been conducting experiments Into the mat- ter. Having first ascertained that the male brain weighs on an average 1,400 ' grammes and the female brain 1,200 . grammes between the ages of twenty and sixty , ho has gathered the following ) ) - Ing statistics , based on the study of the brains of 235 persons , dIffering wIdely In their occupation and intellectual . lectual culture. The weights of the brains of the different people are calculated . culated In grammes. Day laborers , 1,400 ; workmen and unskilled laborers . ers , 1,433 ; porters , guardians and watchers , 1.136 ; mechanics , 1,450 ; business men , 1,466 ; physicians and : professors , 1,500. A New Riley Story. Hero Is a new and true James Whit- comb Riley story : Mr. Riley , at a dinner in Indianapolis - lIs , told an anecdote In which he dwelt upon how scared a certain per- son was. Looking directly at the man who sat opposite him , he said : "Why : . he turned as white as your shirt. " Then , bending forward with a very intent gaze , he added : "Whiter. " Of Course. A Washington newspaper man has a little girl who gets . some original sayings. A few days ago she asked her mother to bear her Sunday school lesson. The mother smlllnglr : assent. ed , and , taking the bock asked : "Who was the first mall ? " "Adam , " was the quick response. "And who was the first woman ? " ' "Adam's mother , of course. " It required some time to convince the little one that she was in error. rs : LJ Increase In Export. In 1840 the total value of American exports was $123.668,000 , or $7.25 per . capita. For the fiscal year ended June 30 , last , the total value was $1,392,231,000 or $17 per capita. The population has Increased 470 per cent , and the exports over 1,000 per cent. The average American is a better wealth producer than his Lathe . ' or grandfather. Murders and Executions. The murders In the United States In 1903 numbered 8,976 ; the legal executions numbered but 123. . -llt@ e 54J\L ) % c - Target Shooting Figure 1 shows the target cut out of cigar box wood. A circular piece is first cut , about one inch In diameter , and eight small round pieces or cardboard . board with the numbers 1 lo 8 on them arc mounted on toothpicks and grouped around It at even distances ; i the other ends of the toothpicks are then Inserted In the Ides of the circu rg . 5 1 0 FijI FiJ2 : . I lay piece of wood. 'rho target itself Is fastened to a stick of wood about eight Inches long , fastened to a stand , as shown in the picture. The gun consists - sists of a paper tube , whIch is made by winding cardboard , well covered with glue around the stem of a lead 'lencll. When it is dry a piece about five inches long Is cut off. At 1 * inches from one end we make an incision . clslon about two inches long , cutting . down to about half the thickness of the tubes. ( See Fig. 2. ) Figure 2 shows how a piece of whalebone about six Inches long Is inserted - sorted , acting as the propelling power of the gun. You shoot with a wooden peg about 1 % inches long , fitting I loosely Into the barrel of the gun. To give It more weight and strength we insert a carpet tack as shown in Fig- ure 3. To shoot , hold the gun with the right hand , pulling the whalebone back with the index finger and insert- Ing the peg. As soon as the index finger releases the whalebone it springs forward and forces the peg out. To aim wen hold the tube iu such a way that the whalebone spring points downward. Balancing Cup on Knife Point. If the subject of too much coffee drinking malting one nervous and unsteady . steady ever comes up at your : breakfast - fast table , here is a little trick by which you can prove with your own - The Balanced Cup. coffee cup that you are not nervous i and have got a steady hand. Get a cdrk ; squeeze it within the handle of your cup as shown in the drawing. Then take a fork and stick It into the cork so that two of its prongs are on either side at the han- dIe , being sure to fix the fork in such . - a position as to Insure Its handle corning . Ing under the cup's bottom. . You have now fulfilled one of the laws of gravity which will permit you to balance your cup on the point at 11 knife If you arc careful about one thing-find the exact place on the cup's bottom on which it will balance. Your hand should bo very steady and must not tremble a particle or the cup will slip off , because Its bow tom Is usually glazed and very smooth. The same result may be ob tamed by using ! two knives Instead 01 the fork. It would not be wise to try this bal. acting feat with any coffee In your cup on the first attempt. Aquarium Ink Trick. There are many tricks which may be done with ink , but perhaps the sim plest and one of the most interestln , is the Ink aquarium tricl Present 3. glass full of ink to the view of the spectators , then prove that it Is Ink by dipping a visiting card III It and showing the card. Now announce that there are Jive fish In the tumbler that just thrive on Ink , and you wm prove they are there by changing the ink to water so that the onlookers may see them. Throw a handkerchief over the glass so as to entirely envelop it . re peat an incantation and then suddenly . whisk the handkerchief away. The audience will be very much astonished tonlshed to find the glass filled wit ! : water , clear as crystal , with sever& ; fish swimming about in It. I The trick Is performed in thIs way Get a piece of thin black rubber clot1 : and line the inside of the glass witt it , then tie t a black thread to the up per edge of the cloth. Attach a little button or bit of cork to the end of the thread overhanging the tumbler , as shown In the drawing. Fill the glass with clear water , ane introduce several fish , lIve ones 11 ' " . . . ' . . . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . ' . . ' . . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . ' . . : : ; . . , : . . :0' . : : : . The Trick Explained. you can possibly procure them , but If not toy fish will serve , though thE > trick wIll hardly be so effective. The Ink test with the visiting card Is accomplished by means of a confederate - federate who is In the audience and who hands you a card which Is marked - ed with ink all one side. As you clip the card into the tumbler you con trive to turn it around , and the audience . once then sees the black : side , think ing naturally that it has just been im mersed In the inle. The startling chang from Ink to water Is effected by pulling out the rubber cloth by means of the attached thread and button when the handkerchief is whisked away. Some practice is needed . ed first in order to do this without spilling the water In the glass , but after you have tried it several times . you will find that the cloth may be removed without spilling a drop , and that you are in possession of a very clever trick. Some Indian Names. Kakagos-A wood raven. Musquash-A muskrat . r ' 1 Cheokhes-Tho mink. i1 , . , - . ' , I , K'dunk-The toad : J'j - , HawahakThe.hawk."j. i , Io Mnlsum-The wolf. 1" ' , 1 ' ' Moween-The bear. - Kagax-The wease ] . \illooleet-Tho : white-throated spa . row. Meeko-The red , squirrel. . ; , r j. . wN . . . I. . . w - . Milking Witi Wet Hands. - In milking , the hands do not need , to be wet. The habit of wetting them should he abandoned , as it is practically - tically impossible to keep the bands moist without using the foam on the milk : as a source of moisture. The mlJJeer may imagine that by merely touching his fingers to the top of the foam no Injury comes to the milk , but the habit had better be abandoned in the Interest of cleanllness. We think however that some of our writers overdraw the matter when they taUt of milJters dipping their fingers into the mille. The Inference is that the fingers of the millters reach the solid mUk. The writer has never seen n case of this lclnd. According to the writers referred to , the milkers dip their fingers Into the milk and convey " to the teats of the cow so much of the q , . milk that the latthr drips from the . , " 0 , : I teats into the pail and oozes out from I between the fingers in milking. Who ever saw a case of" this kind ? But I even at its best , the habit of moistening . . Ing the teats with milk : Is not one that should be perpetuated. If the bands . C' . - were to be moistened at all , pure water would have to be kept near for , that purpose. This Is Impracticable. Therefore let us put aside the practice of moistening the teats at aU and milk with dry hands. Reckless Feeding of Grain. Some men never feed grain to their cows and some go to the other extreme . ' . tremo and feed too much , thus wast- Ing a high-priced feed materIal. Only j the man that Is to some extent an experimenter - perimenter can tell exactly where the . dividing line between profitable and , ; " unprofitable feeding of grain Is. It Is - . , now pretty well established that the men that have been feeding from fif- teen to twenty pounds of grain per i day to their cows have been wasting a good deal of money. When the roughage is good hay and silage , from five to ten pounds of grain per day Is sufficient for all needs In winter , and half of that quantity wlll do in sum- mer. The feeding of too much grain Induces many Intestinal diseases and troubles in cows , just as overfeeding a human being would do. . . 1 Who Adds the Formalin ? , . Talking recently with ProCessor ' Eaton of the Illinois Pure Food Commission - . mission , a representative of the Farm- ers' .Review was told that the farmers that produce the milk are not the ones that as a general thing , add the formalin. The farmer keeps the milk but a short time after it Is drawn , and during that short time It will not sour. It is the man that keeps it longest that has the most occasion for add- ing preservatives to It. This may in some cases bo the buyer and in others _ . the peddler. Occasionally the consumer . - sumer 18 guilty of the same act , thinking - ing that It Is a harmless way of keeping . Ing his milk sweet. It would be interesting . esting to have a thorough f : : vestiga- tion made of the use or preservatives by farmers supplying milk to Chicago. 11 Feeding Meat. We have raised poultry for years , and have fed meat In various WalS : ; . have tried many experiments ; and after all our work we really cannot , " say that meat food Is a valuable egg ' \ producer or that It Increases the fer- tility of the eggs. Where fowls are , confined In pens , meat food is more necessary than where they have a large range ; and we think crushed green bone Is the best form of meat food. Where fowls have range they do not suffer for meat food. Pure water - t tel' in abundance , grain and green i food are needed to make poultry pay. A variety of grains and green or succulent . 1 I culent foods are far more important than meat. , Mrs. Nellie Bull ck. i