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1\Tay 13 , 1904 . . THE FALLS ( erry TRIBUNE ' "
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The Fashionable Doctor and the Wom-
o.n with Weak Ncrvcs-A
Spin in nn Aut.o
"Yes , " said : the fashionable ( lector .
tOI' , as he WI'Oout / ( ! a 1'I'PHC'I'ip. '
lion , accOI'ding" ( to tlw New fork
Hun , "you ha \'e told nie'oursyriip ) .
- - t0111S a11(1 : ( I ice you at' ( ' iioullcd ]
Oval R(91Ic' : IlPI'VOUHIlPSH "
"Oh , " wailed the fair in ) ) atiplll ,
" ( ' \ ' ( Iry little llOise mak's iIlP jump ,
every limp a clool' creaks ; I slant
like I a Pl'I'Hon ill da ngPl' , .By tIll'
way , 1)1' I ) , l1il'hal'g'c , I'm just : going
10 lake molol' ' ' out for
, rely car ; : a
Hpin ; 1 always I run the i lIIal'hine
mysplf , yon Imow If you i jump in ,
] 'II leave l , you right I :11 : t. . your clool' "
51111 I l'xplaining hp I Had (01101-
ion 1 of her nerves , she (11'oVlit. ( ( .
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auto dowII Ihcaycmll'al a l'at1ling
'lip. ( III H1lCl : out : of the tangle of
vehicles the jolting jllggeriltnl : I
flew at 20 ( ) milC's all hOI1I'
The IWI'\'OUS WI'p1\ ! inlt ) \ 011 he 1
. hrnlces a lid glma'pc1 emma 11n , l' f'he
momtf'cl poll ( ' ( ' who WCI'C ! gallop.
inns far belt i11(1. 'rhc pale.faep
physician gnBl : > l'd.
" 1lcrc's-yo11r honf-p ; , " saW nH
patient , swpell ' . " 1 hope your
prescripiion will ( 'a 1m my pOOl' ,
s. weak IICI'\'pS. "
c' Those URegret" Forms.
The I T.JHly-lIow ill if' '
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111811 , flint . your life is HO full I f of re-
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ii "gl'pt .
f OriHy Gpol'ge-1 used to hCll1 :
pdit"or , "mulll.-Chil'ngo Daily :
News. ,
Kitc-FJyil1g Al1imo.ls.
.Allinml 10coln0l } ( ion Homei hues
1-\110\\8 : \ itself in forms not" , nnliko
kit e . flyingand pu'tchntlug. ) ) : : ( t , ' 1'1Ie
"PI1'1H'hut : jug animals" : arc mam'
Illlls- : lyin ; sl11irrcls : \ of Yal'iou :
1Hls-lJil'llH l ( the t ) ( pigpen ) , re1)
; . 1 ilex , fling ( I fiHheH. Among the
"kiip-H.\'ers" are spiders and flies (
-Na : tilral t I n181'01'of Ani1J1 t1 lB.
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Missouri Pacific Excuraol\s.
r On account of thc Republican
State convention at Lincoln , Neb.
c May 17 and 1S , one and one-thinl 1
' fare for thc round trip. Return 1
limit i l\lay 21.
On account of German Raptisl t
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Brethren A.nnuHl meeting a1 t
Carthage , i1Io. May : 1O to 22 one
fare for thc round trip , tJ'icket s
011 s(1 : ll' 18 to 24 inclusi ve. Re '
turn limit May 30.
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I secured a pension for ' Mi S. ANNA - !
NA BAIHl of Fa11s Cit ) ' . Allowed
n Fepruary , 19tH" Mr. Babb died I
October 29 , 1903 , . II I I
Also pension for MH'S. J1NN11 :
! 1\TINTwoltrtl of l.'alls City. Allow-
J ed March 15 , 1904 MI' \Ventworth
died November 28 , 1903.
John L. Cleaver
PENSION ATTORNEY
Falls City , Nebraska
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TOURISTS' FUNNY REMARKS
Ona Woman Wanted to Know If the
Grand Canyon Wn Open Sun-
dnys-"FJ'lcd Cuids , "
Burton llolmct : ! has been travel
ing in the HImmers ! : allli telling of
his travels duriug' the whitens for
a dozen J'cars. During ! that time
he has visited almost every coun
try on thc globe , and now that he
is in New York , he is continually
meeting friends whom hc first met
in Japan , Alaska , Hawaii , Indict ,
Algel'ia or some other foreign
COUll tl'.Y.
" . l'he criticism is sometimes
madc ( of the J alHlnl'se that they
ha'e 110 religion , " said 111'
Holmes , at The I.Jumbs thc other
day , "but the cl'itic'ism is not we1l
founded. L'hcr have a religion ,
whi'h , whilc simplc is sufJicicnt
fOl' their needs , and it has many
beautiful features.C '
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is known as 'Shint.o , ' 01' "Yay of
1 he Uods. ' It is a sort of sun WOl'
e31lip ! , and in the temples a rising
Still is always a prominent part of
the decOI'al ions. In fact , it is
about all 'ihel'c is in the tcmples.
Some one once said that there is
nothing to see in u Shinto templc ,
and they won't : : let you see it. "
Mi' Holmes says that the most
tlt'cI'psUng ' feature , of his tray ls
has been ) the other travelers whom
hp ( has met. 1'he comments that
some of 111111 make when gazing
for the til'st imc 1 on a wouaer of
nature ' ' .
lII'e are excI'uciaiingly funny.
Thus a woman who gazed into the
a we-inspiring ) OI'Hnd Canyon .of'
time Colorado for thc first ifmh i
said : "J ust as 1 expected ; I knew
I would be dfsfP1)oillte(1. It is not
a bit like ( Colorado ' Springs. " Au-
other woman , when buyiu ; in San
Francisco : a round trip ckct to
ihe Grand Canyon , captiously
asked the railroad agent : "Is Ow
l'allYOll open on Sundays ! " A
third woman gazed eurionsly at a
group } of naked Mold : Indian chi- !
drpn , who scampered : away at the
avproac.h of strangers and ran up
I ladders with the agility of monkeys -
keys , their bronze skins glistening
in the sun. Then she said : "They "
. look like fried cupids"
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The lwarf banana of Bermuda
; first came from thc Canaries The
- fruit is little larger than a man's
finger , and is eompuet in textm'
and rich in flayol' The fruit ; growu
in snunner is of higher quality
than that growls ill wint r-if the .
word winter can be applied to u
lii11(1 in whieh the mcl' < . 'UI' ' rarely
I'pgsters : as low as 50 degrees and
in which frost is unknown. Th'
I single bUlH'h that the tree bear t
i should weigh , of this dwarf sort ,
i from 25 i 0 no or 70 pounds. There
! is almost no expense required in
the after
I i maintaining plantation
it" iR once establishel , and the
gross annual 1H'l'eaRe should be
from ti400 to OO per : ae1'e. The
little bananas are consllpled entirely .
til'ely hy the local l11arlwts , for
Bermuda is visited by tourists , it
has a large garrison , and the rest -
iclent 'ople-sonw : ever : 17,000
all told-are fond of the fl'uit.-
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A Lot of " Pad ) ' Reasons Far Ex -1 . .
peCtingYour i Trade This Sprin ' .
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Hand Tailored by
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America's moot e
Cloth s Dlatters 1
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Emma Ernest was a passeng'cr
to Falls City : Monday , via the R.
F. D. mai
' 1' . C. Ohert marketed a fine
bunch of cattle 'l'uesday.
John Veincd is thc only man
along . thc route who works . the
roads.- Others conmmenced , but
have qui t , ,
Barney Vaglcy , a prominent
farmer in this ' \'icinity , has the
finest Pcrcheron horse in thc
coun'try
Jerome \Viltse is i repairing his
corn cribs . and other buildings. .
John Futchcr went to Falls
City Tuesday to attend the May :
term of court.
Arthur itzsche , residing on
Ii. H. No. 5 , left for Sioux City ,
. Iowa , 'l'ucsday , , where he will
worm
A crowd of young people gath-
cred at thc home of Phillip Zim-
mcrman last Sunday evening and
spent thc evening plaVing ' games
until a late hour. .
Supervisor < Santo was tra.nsact-
jug business in this vicinity \'lon-
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ay.IIent
Hcnry Ebel , assessor of cfTer-
m have bought "
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the best goods the mar- . ) . _
let contains. 'Ve of- . " ;
fer them to you q
at honcst prices ; not , r
trying to . get all we : o ; "
can for our clothes , but . .
trying to give you all .
we'can : ; . ' : - for the money I
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you pay 115. .
Our clothes \ contain I : . -
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cratorsj ; and every new ' . „ 1
feature of . style 1 . i s /p" . , l'
show ' u ; fabrics ofstnct-
.1 v all-wool yarnf. . . I '
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Patterns . elwavs 1 . 1111-
porbu , Kati'e' bC'll1 sel- ' . . ,
ectcc1 ( after long deliberation -
band l work is ' '
cratiol1j
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apparent in every part ,
< .if our better grades , lit ( i
style and staying qual- $ } : .
ities arc guarantced.
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1\'e talk to husit1C'sS iI . . ' ' ;
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c' a ee them thinking 0
that they do 110t know r (
the real value'of good '
clothes ; never snake a < < . ' H
statement that'e cant . , . . I
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son township , was assessing the , ' . J
village dads of Preston Tuescl.ay' " "
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route No. 5 thc first part of thc
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