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About The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191? | View Entire Issue (March 18, 1904)
. . TI-IE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE March 18 , 1904 _ _ 4 . . . . . . _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . . . . . _ _ _ _ _ _ . . _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ a _ _ . . _ _ _ _ . . _ . _ _ _ . " _ _ . , _ . u . . _ _ _ . 1 OU.PID WINS OUT. , , - - T"'O IOlll : JlACIlJiIOHS CON VEIt'I'- 111) 1'0 Mit'1'1UMOY1' : , " ' " CJ'Y well , the girl proposition } , li then , if you won't talk of snore in- t tc'resting things , " issued \ from t1lP depths [ of a eomfol't'ahle chair in a ; bachelor apnJ't.ment : house in ' 'Vmhingtoll ; SquHl'e l'eeentIy. ' "Lpt ( me start with an experience last Sunday " " \Yith a girl ? " qucl'ied ( the sec end ( voiee. t "No. 'Vith a baby' . It begins wil h lie I f'atlwl' , Own the mother . , and gets ( lows to the kid " "t'immr ' Beeves , " the fil'st voier ! cent inflect , "was a man that : I ac- : tuall\ IOVtP ) 1. " 'e went tip the eo 1- Il'gl" : hill 1Ogeth(1' , entered the same fraternity i , roomed together , , ' borrowed , spent , drank and ate : . 'together.ll-hut t hp did 1(11(1 I ; whom he ( owtd ( J owed ; what he bought I mwd ( , and [ all tlw I'est. i ' 'l'lwn WP came here and ( it was tIlt' t Hame tiling over again nearly , with I the t big t I'PPS in front , a fountain - tain , lily pond and the grass 'to leek ] ( ) at I' hl'ongh i Ow od.re ] How silk ( 'UI'I HillA , 111'as I as sure as I stin sitting here now that Jim would I1t'\'PI' Ipa'l' me. "Bllt one HIH'ing.Jim got : out : of her , fell shanwlesslv at the feet of a smiphlug thing wearing little ] shops , a chit fiy ( ' feet two 1 high , that : smiled and eombed her hair oil Hidp and hud a voice ( that made yon look lip. Jim never apolo gi'P(1 ( , never'said ( I" . . was sorry , but simlll\ ) vent away , leaving nw with a Jile of old junk Wp always olvlu'd to eOwr. HI 1 stood hy wwn ] a bald headed J)1' ) : ! rher said things thal'slllaslle(1 I Tim'A oath with nw : that gripped 0111 I 11OW ) , roots nu leanest , (11m" ( PAt fl'iPJH1ship two men ever had : On ( Ilw I way to the ilon'm ( lees stpampt' the old yellow ( 'urtains \ waved j'adialltlImi , Tim ; didn't look \II' \ ' ; Ill' had ( P\'PS only for the git'\ \ git'"B 'lty and hy tlIP'ame ( I ) l'h and leas ] ( ( [ a flat ult-own ) There wum't : a pipe , a stein , a pouch } of i he old mixtII'P \ around ; not : J ftamo\'al' , no pttlp . no corduroy ( 'ushions , no big hlI'I : table for your \ feet , no instrument to 'ban ' on , HO drop ) lamp , no messed ( up Tin 1)(1S ( on the nool' Xo , rrom , it waR all blank ditrPl'pu1' . .Tim'R t'OI1lIH\nr-thl : g- 1'l'R rathpI' ran il -I'HiHl'd him a thommnd. HI' ( 'Oil Idmm'1 Iwlpi"hat , for Ow boy ) was : ; all t'o . the g-ofd in t1l ( matter ohello. / , . " 1 didn't think the girl would cut in 011 IIRagl'eatdpalaftpl'thp honeymoon waR over , hut : slIP diel. I ( tilled for awhile , hal ( rippinglit t. t le 1 salads out of mly wedding III'PH- emit t' ; w(1 try to sing old song and 30 on , but l' it was HO go. And J l'011 Ie1n't get Jinn bark \ : to lw Inure ( even on'l' It I was always ] thf' : girl. "host Hunr1n 'l spent three hours -threp hours , mind 'ou-simpl.\ t"\'iug 10 lied the lad , whpl'e IIP'd moved to out on tw ] Sound. I h:1I1n't : seen him for nearly , two 'pal's.tpn ' ] I did 1 dcoyer tlIPm , they were HO glad to see' mp I hought 1 : : thc girl was rid of leer : listrnst of Jim's bachelor fl'it'Jul. She smiled , dimpled up ) , laughed , nnd ( hud a bit of Hinging started before 1 was ri(1 1 of I11J' eon 1. Gla(1 ] to see I1lP ! Of 'O\lt'SP. ( \ Bu t I chink 1 it' vas the bahy. 1 \ six teen - nlofltlls' . Old 1 kid , walking and falling , eating ( and : spilling at' ih own blessed ! ( ' , pl'i'p. Good look. lug ! \'S. 1\0t : : \ 'PI'mueh , hair except ( 1'01111(1 ( its Jpl'k ( , but : lots ] ! : of teeth , they said , and a lot of mOl'p things I didn't' gel. "I wantpd him to join the I'lull ( juststai'1(1 ; ht , wn : led 111P to see the kid lift a glass of milk , drink half of it and spt it safely down. I asked.11ina1)outtheenllljilt ignlie ; wallh'd to Hhow meVhie the kid had ( humped } its rOI'l'head ) on a /1001'S1l ! . "I 1 had ( some twilll gossip about \ Ua ndlpl' ( , who beat dim out nA senior 'IaAs ( , president bY about a vole ; t(1I ( ( words along , Jim and the kid were on a twent\-\'al'd dash down the length of the ha II. 1 started again on Hnlldlehow \ Iw had suddenly disappeared , but ' (1 ' ( im''sti- wills intel''uptpd ) J'llding ) ( - ga1ipn or a headless sheep , a lrok'n lIa'k loll called ' Nora ) ( ,11 ( ( ( ( , n singing lop ( ) , a wagon full of hlo'I ( H. I 81al'Ipd on how well \ the fl'nternity w'aH doing ) at college \ , when I wa- : ; ill\'itp ( ] to set a jingle bell ) ( gniug f1'01l1 O\'PI' the 1 ( drllw- ing-'J'OIlIIl ( dOOl' Onlloors ( ) ( was aII sn , , vIle ' acid lrillillnt ( t11atsoun' bed v su ; ; g-IHIC'd a \ \ 'al1thl'oug'h ' loll ( ' woods to the t S1l01' I WUH keen ' 101' a whitf of Halt and an olel , t itue i h'a - ta t ' live-uliles \ nit' straight-away ( ; \-111 - an - hour through the woods. 13'ut the baby agaim ! \ \ ' e barely reached the wntLl' b.r lea tilllt' 1 almost slept standing , waiting' for it to pic,1uJI \ : st ! it'ks , drop and pick them up Hg'ain ' hninllPJ' Clinic early , and I was h 1mgl'\ ' . 'Ph a t'8 all there was to ( do , just t'at. Xohody to talk f tn kept the babJ' Jim argued thl'ough the nleaI t course ( \ with Iti- : ; wife about blood gravy on 'I'usl- less bread being good for habieH I ' \ ' t wi'p for sweet generally Ire up ] ( ( potatoes ] , hut Jim wanted to hold ( Iw t kid ] . and did not notice lilY empty pIa tp. 1 often take a wren - end rill of tea , hut slit [ : . tlilll had the t baby , and did not : ask me if J would take anothel' "Ml's. Jim had some 'floating is- i land' l'udding built pspt'riall for me , but the bahy slid down jnsr then to give the AIl'ighbplls just ' ' ' Jwlp' hen t it l'ot- one mOI't' jingle J' ; saw a - tom rabbit , ran it 10 near the tOll of' Ow grate fender , and everyone forgot the pudding. "Aoon 1 had to stand on tiptop in a draught : to watch ( the baby ' . go to slet' ] > , rL'IIPn I was asked toad \"HJH'P l'autiously' order to hear it breathe. .sly [ nix1 instructions were to divine , if possible , the subject matter of its dreams then to comment t upon the dividing wI'hflint' : of baby IIpsh , to see just how prettily its tiny gold necklace hang , and HO on. . .i li'l'a11S ( ' I had been Tim's room- matl' : , I was tinally allowed to lift il sik spread ( and0 ( regard Ili' t , . - - . . . , OLT'S t . . . . , . , ' ; ; 1 , I I Shoe Store " . ' - , . 1 : 1 Falls City , Neb. , . ' . , . ; . . I Menf'I I\ \ . SHOES ' r WOlllen and . " ' . . . . . : , . . , ; . ; _ . . , > O" ' . . , " for ' Children "f- j : , ' . - ( ; . ' " , I . " ' " . . . ; { . f. . ' . I would be pleased to have you call ' ' : ' ; t' ; ' : ; ( to see our Shoe Styles , ' ' < i t , . , . . . , " , ; ' " , Would also like add your name , ' , ' to our list of custorners. . ' ' ' t Child en's Shoes a Specialty. , J I , . Warm Lined Shoes for Old Folies. Rubbers and Overshoes or an Kinds. t I _ ; ! , " Want to Phone ? \ Call 23. ' : . . I . - - ' , , - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _ _ _ - - - . - - . - - _ - _ - _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ . . . . I' i - - - - nice adjusllut'JJf' of ten ( baby tops Bwt clog into the limes. I " 1 lidn't mind t lie ( 'lion t ing' wldding ) ; I wmm't entirely upset ] on missing my 7:2 : ( ) train ill , nor being AO coached up on babies , but . ithi t. 1l1l' bard tha 1 .Jilll so often mistook me for a pilaster , a post. OJ' u piece ( of panl'lling' 1 was aim , sol1ltely laid aside , shelved , dis- ownl'd , ovel'ri(1len ( hy u pins k Iillll of twent-y-sl'\'pn pounds , and , aA if to pxpla the whole thing , .Tim had time gull ; to insist 011 my following . lowing snit to ask lime to nl'l'rnA'1' : for block , bell ! strings and bl'Iwnd- pd sheep in a house of my own " " \\'In' don't- you ! " asked t llef'r- ! end yoil'p , which 'on1 Jlllf'd : 'Nosy , liHtpn. mother girl has mold n1 < ' 011 illy honor to shll ( 1Ijl. , but J know you ran ( hold it. 1 have arranged 1'01'- " . 1'om ! FlonestIsthat ! straight ? Yon mal'I'Y' : . ! " . " ) ) P'lllbl'I' ( 14 , shp's glade it , " was the I''ply.I A great green mission clock ( boomed nitH' ' 1'hp yellow silk 1'111' . thins fl1IHpI'pd Hil' l ' . ' ( airily. Both men R'rah'll'd ( ( matches ii Prvously , touched 1 ips of black ( 'ig'm'R. staring . ing cautiously at each Othl' "You and Helen ! " asked the first f Voice , sIow1y "Yps , Heen ] and I. And Wl' wnnt- More silence. . ' : \ \ .hntdo you want ! " came the question , 1Jn11ly , with a pl'p1l1Oni. tore I , sttpicin. " " 'II" thn tRanlT 11'hy that'Bang it all " man , wake up. 'l'I'rp' ) ( Peggy , the last of the girls , and h'l'p's Y01l the only man of the old gangleft , " "Er. r. " "S1Ire ! I thought Y01l'd undl'I'- stand Now , won't you : aRk her ? " .A longer Rilpll'P. .Jim is happy , " mused the re cent visitor to..Tim' \ ) babv. "Y01l'I ! " " ask her ! "Yt's.-X. V.'I'rillmfle. 1-1. J. Klocpfel of Fort Hazel 1 was in the city on business Sat- urday. 'Vhile here he made this office a pleasant call. h , . . . . . , . R.u1o Prosperous. , Rub , the riser town of Rich- , ardson county is now passing' through , a prosperous era in its history. All : of.merchantile business arc looking forward to a heavy trade this season Aside ' . from a good [ representation of thc usual commercial lines Rule ha an enterprise of which there are only two in this state. This is thc grain Irving machine owncd f and operated by the Central Granary Co This company has . \ ( ' a number of elevators on the B. ) ' . . & _ 1\1. lines throughout the stat ' . I and send all their wet and dam- . I. , aged grain to Hue ] where it iR . . dryed and cleaned before placing ! ' . it on thc market. 'l'hcy have . ! just put in a new horse-powcr orliss , cnginc to drive the dryer l fan and elevator machincry. The v river work at Rule is no small . . . contribution to thc towns , proS- pcrity. During thc past winter . ' I the Burlington Route have cm- .ploycd about 200 men riprapi the : Missouri river at thc bridge. This work it is believed will be ; effectual in stopping thc river \ from cutting further into the " west bank.tJ'he town has recently - , : ccntly'oted bonds for thc building - . ing of a water amI light plant. Thc work will begin on the t in the near future and l when fin- ishcd it will be a very creditable . im provcmcn t. A Favorite Remedy for Babies. Its pleasant , taste and prompt cures have madc Chambcrain's ] Cough Remedy a favorite with thc mothers of small children. It quickly cures their coug-hs' and 'iIr' colds and prevents any larger of ' , pneumonia or other serious con- sequcnccs. . For sale by A. G. I ' 'Vanncr. < ) -4 . Pure Thoroughbred Six Weeks , Potatoes , 75 cents Per bushel.- W' P. Long. . ' . , I , 1 . . - - , . . . L.-