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TILE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE eb
. . . . February 26j 1904
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CURRENT PRESS COMMENT
Timely.
'rhis epidemic of grip came in
just at the right season for the
pronounciation of Russian names.
-Auburn I-Icrald.
Foolish Feelings.
A man never knows how foolish
he can feel until he ha talked in-
( to a phonograph and heard the
rcsult.-Hasting's 'rribunc.
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Yes Indeed.
The persons who can success-
fully winter a big collection of
t house plants has much to bc
thankful for.- I.rdon Vedcttc.
Good Advice.
When a man playfully points a
pistol or gun at you , knock him
down ; don't stop to inquire
whether it is loaded or not , knock
him down. Don't be particular
what you hit him with , only sec
, that it is properly donc. If a
coroncr's inquest is held , let it be
on the other fellow-he won't be
missed.-Robison Indcx.
Are You Growing Old
Do you wake up in the night
and wonder what time it is , and
get up and make a light to see ?
'rhis is a sign of Lg"C. ; 'Vhat difference -
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fcrencc docs it make what time it
is ? None whatever , but as you
j get older this insane desire to
i know what time it is attacks you
j every few hours. 'rhe light nick-
; Bring in a house after night is
usually carried by some barefooted -
cd old man who is OJ" " his way to
peer into the face of thc clock.
The old women are not so wake-
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ful , having ; a good deal of sleep
to make up which they lost when
their children were little.Atch -
ison Glohc.
Vile Concocti on.
' l'hat Iowa "bottleleggcr" was
a dandy. Hc confcsscd that hc
made most of the stutT hc sold as
whiskey : and gave as his formula :
One gallon ofa1cohol tW0 gallons
of water , one pound of prunes ,
half pound of tobacco and one
Junce of 'Iy crinc. Hc said that
iiiixtui e did Hthc busincss" all
right. No one , Wl" imagil1l' ; , will
bc disposed to doubt . his won1.
It is strange however , what mcn
will put into their stomachs and
then wonder why they are not
trust ( d with responsible pmd t ions.
After taking a few drink of such \
a mhture they will get on to an
c urine or , a-sume most another '
position of responsibility and
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trust , and then roar" if individuals -
uals or corIoraticl -IS \terpose i \ oh-
jcction interfering \ with what
they please to term their ' \ personal -
sonal rights.I 1 a t t H 111 0 U t h
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Call 74 whc.1 you v. ant a nice
juicy steak on prime rib roast.
NEBRASKA STATE NOTES
' 1'he Burlington depot at Crete
was destroyed by fire Saturday
nig'ht.
Two store buildings at Harvard
were destroyed by a serious fire
which occurred Friday night.
While about to descend an ele-
vator in thc Koehler hotel build- 4
ing' at Grand Island J. D. Harri-
son , contractor , had the flesh of
one han dstrippcd off almost to the
finger tips.
Dr. A. Opperman , for many
years a physician in Auburn as
well coroner for several terms , S
passed away after a protracted
illness at his home in Cordell ,
Okla. , Fcbuary IS.
The lifeless body of John
1'Iohnke , of Columbus was found
Sunday morning by John Byrnes ,
a neighbor , hanging at the end of
a rope in1'Iohnke's barl1. It is bc-
lievecl l he lung himself Friday
night , as the beds was frozen and
it was his absence that led to an
t1\'cstigation. i
1'In ' I-I. Schneider , wife of a
farmer living near 'ontanclledicd } ;
Saturday tnorlllilg , aged 42 , from
the effects of an injure received a
few days ago. She was watching
a corn sheller at work on the
farm and the sleeve of her dress
was caught in thc cog's. Before
the machine could be stopped her
right arm was drawn into thc
wheels and broken : both above 1'
and below the clbow.
l\r .Barbara Zwieble Papilion ,
was the victim of an accident last
week and one that is seldom re-
cordcd. 'Vhilc hurrying to the
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depot to catch a train she suddenly -
ly became totally blind in her
left cyc. The organ seemed ag
usual , only entirely devoid of
sig"ht. Prior lo' this her \ eyes
were perfectly hcalthy. Unable
to account for the misfortune
Mrs. Zwieble consulted an Omaha
occulist , who : informed her that -
I
, she had ruptured a blood vessel 1
in thc cre. The sight cannot be
restored.
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When you Ib.v tCold. ; . ;
, : rhe first action when yon have
a cold should he to relieve the
lungs. ] 'rhis is i best acconq > lish- )
L' < 1 ht l 1H' t rn'l't I. . ' .If Chambcr- :
ltin' : Cough rC1l1c ly. Thi l'Cl11- S
cdy liqitie thc tough mucus
and causes its expulsion front thc ,
air ' cells of the lungs 1 , produces . a
free expectoration and : opens thc j
secretions. ! A complete cure soon . .
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follow ; . 1'r ale by A. C. Van-
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Cemetery Association t
The anl1ul meeting or thc stockholders t
holders \f Steele Cemetery (
. .toda ! t ion was hehlon , Saturday l
evening at the undel'takeil'
establishuient of H'ads.Ahhey. ; : : . l
Report of the treasurer showed .J.
enHudrl''emll' ! on hand to pay t
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tll outstaiidini ; ' claims to create
l fund to pro\ , vide for morl' trees in
he : cemetery Tot1nd and to de-
clare it di rileutl ( to the stuck hold-
et.s ; or eightl'CI1 dollars per < .harc.
1'lw building oliiccrs were elect-
d.l. l ; \V. Hilt president ; 'V. 1V.
Abhey , secr2tarr . ; P. H. JUSSell ,
n'i1snrc.
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