The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, December 18, 1911, Monday Evening Edition, Image 3

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THEYRE
ALL ALIKE
Ask any man past fifty years
of age and lie will tell you of
some time in his life when he
was sailing high Things were
coming his way There are
few exceptions Why is he
poor now Well there are va
rious reasons One thing is
sure It is not because he
placed his money in a sound
bank and checked it out only R
when safe investments were se
cured There are more ways to
I lose money than to make it If
you are making any money no
matter how small the amount
start the saving habit by open
ing a jank account
The First
National Bank
of McCook Neb
COAL
We now handle the best
grades of Colo and Penna
coals in connection with
our grain business
Give us a trial order
Pbone 262
Real Easterday
McCOOK MACHINERY
AND IRON WORKS
Machine Work
Blacksmlthing
Horse Shoeing
We are agents for the Celebrated
Ford Auto
210 1st st W -- Phone red 45o
BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES and Purifies the Blood-
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Mens Suits and Overcoats
750to 3001
Handsome
Neckwear
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pensive present that any man
would consider himself fortu
nate to receive visit our neck
wear department and make a
selection Prices from
25c to 1
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or Lounging Robe will be a hap
py solution of the question of a
Christmas present at a moder
ate price
There is probably not a wo
man or man who will not eager
ly accept a nice Robe as a gift
We have a fine assortment
j of colors and patterns ranging
from
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Gloves
J are always very acceptable pre
sents We have a fine line of
Adlers
Dress gloves and Auto gloves
fur lined Adler gloves
Fit for
Everybody
You will find that druggists every
where speak well of Chamberlains
Cough Remedy They know from
long experience in the sale of it
that in cases of coughs andcolds it
can always be depended upon and
that it is pleasant and safe to take
For sale by all druggists
Everything thats seasonable in
fruits and vegetables at Ilubers
all the time
Osbom Burton
DRAY LINE
All kinds of Hauling and Trans
fer Work promptly attended to
Your patronage solicited
Office First Door South of DeGrofPs
Phone No 13
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Insurance I
Written in First Class
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C J RYAN
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White Line Transfer
Company
Elmer Hawkins
Props
Specialty of moving Household
Goods and Pianos Only covered
van in city Phones Office 68
residence red 456
For Sale
For Cash or BankableNote
Several Red
Polled Bulls
Jos Dack
McCook Nebr Phone Ash 3853
Come to this store and even though you may be at a loss to know
you in a way that will
I A Bath Robe
A Suit or
Overcoat
is one of the most useful gifts
for men or boys
Boys Suits and Overcoats
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Wonderful Man
Decern Ginks had the most wonder
ful controJ of his features of any man
I ever knew
Burr 1 understand he was a mar
vel
Decern He was Why Ive even
seen that man look pleased when he
saw what his wife had bought him
for Christmas
In Advance
Mrs Skinflint Oh John Mary
the parlor maid has just swallowed a
quarter What ever shall we do
Old Skinflint Do Well I suppose
wed better let her keep it Shed
have expected a Christmas present
anyhow
Once Enough
Christmas comes but once a year
said the cheery citizen
No use in its coming twice a year
said the morose person Must give
a man a chance to save a little money
before he can spend it
Too Late
Highwayman Halt Your money or
your life
Victim Its no go stranger My
wifes in the same line of business al
ways at Christmas time and shes just
finished with me
Two Kinds
There are friends and Christmas
tree friends The latter take all the
presents they can get and present
you with beautiful boughs
A MYSTERY
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Dujley Nobs Pa theres one thing
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auout Santa Claus I never could un
derstand
Mr Nobs What is that my son
Dudley Nobs Why does Santa al
ways leave valuable presents to rich
folks and cheap ones to poor people
Why dont he even things up
A Clean Sweep
Caroline Ive been in the stores all
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Pauline So soon after Christmas
rnd still shopping
Caroline Shopping I guess not
Im exchanging all my presents
Cackling
Mrs Gramercy She must have been
surprised when her husband gave her
such an expensive present for Christ
mas
Mrs Park Not surprised my dear
but suspicious
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George Ah Lily dear this will bo
the jolliest Christmas Ive ever spent
Now that were engaged I think only
of the future
Lily Do you Well at this time of
the j ear I think only of the present
Christmas Thanks
When turkeys on the table laid
And good things I may scan
Im thankful that I wasnt made
A vegetarian
Trouble and a Turkey
Brown was boasting of the fine tur
key be had bought for Christmas
Bggest bird I ever saw cost me
seven fifty
Thats nothing to the turkey I had
ast Christmas said his friend Jones
It cost me 150
Ose hundred and fifty dollars
posMvely shrieked Brown in his in
credulity
Yes said Jones bitterly
Turkeys said Brown looking him
straight in the eye are generally to
be bought for a quarter a pound Say
yours was a quarter then it must
have weighed about 630 pounds
It only weighed twenty pounds
said Jones sadly but I bought it
alive and tried to kill it myself It
flew all over the house first and did
150 worth of damage
Hand Bags
Silver Mesh Bags
50c to 750
Velvet Bags
Both Plain and Fancy
100 to 600
Fine Leather Bags
125 to 1000
Navajoe Blankets
Guaranteed all wool
750
Ladies Hdks
65c to 150
Store open Evenings
Until Christmas
PROFESSIONAL AND
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Your comblnga
made Into switches ana putt
MRS L M THOMas
Phone Ash 2X54
iENNINGS HUGHES CO
Plumbing Heating
and Gas Fitting
Phone 33
Estimates furnished
Postoffice building
MRS HATTIE ALLISON
NURSE
Phone Red 116
203 East Fourth Street
ROLAND R REED M D
Physician and Surgeon
Local Surgeon B M
Phones Office 1G3 resident-
217 Office Rooms i S Tempi-
building McCool Neb
DR HERBERT J PRATT
Registered Graduate
Dentist
Office 21216 Main av ovei Ai
Councils drug store Phones
tice 1HU residence black 131
DR R J GUNN
Dentist
Phone 112
Offire Rooms 3 and 5 Wa
ouilding McCook
JR J A COLFER
Dentist
Phone 37
Koouj 4 Postoffice building An
Cook Neb
R H GATEWOOD
Dentist
Phone 163
Office Room 4 Masonic temple
McCook Neb
DR EARL O VAHUE
Dentist
Phone 190
Office over McAdams store Mo
Cook Neb
what to give we can help you We will gladly show you through the stock and help
make your Christmas shopping a pleasure
Furs for
Women
and Children One could scarce
ly think of a more appropriate
Christmas gift than a set of
Gordon Furs
Persian Paw
Beaver
Aleutian Seal
Ermine
Russian flartin
Australian Oppossum
Fox
Lynx
Mink
and many others at prices with
in the reach of all
Coats Suits
Skirts Waists
All these and a lot of
other things we show will
make very practical pres
ents
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C E ELDRED
Lawyer
Bonded Abtracter and
Examiner of Titles
Stenographer and notary in office
McCook Nebraska
JAMES HART M R C V S
Veterinarian
Phone 34
Office Commercial barn McCook
Nebraska
L C STOLL CO
Jewelers Opticians
Eyes tested and fitted Fine re
pairing McCook Neb
H P SUTTON CO
Jewelers
and Opticians
Watch Repairing Goods of quality
Main avenue McCook Nebrp
JOHN E KELLEY
Attorney at Law and
Bonded Abstracter
Agent of Lincoln Land Co and c J
McCook Water Works Co Officf In
Fostoffice building McCook Neb
A G BUMP
Real Estate
and Insurance
Office 305 2nd st East Phone
black 252
Heating Plumbing
MiddlctonRuby
Are prepared to fur
nish estimates on
short notice They
keep a complete line
of Bath Tubs La
vatories Sinks and
other plumbing mater
ial including a good
line of lawnjhose and
sprinklers
Phone No 182 - McCock Nefcr