J l V k s if BURLINGTON TIME TABLE East Depart Central Time No 6 1130 P M 16 f 500 A M 2 550 A M 12 635 AM 14 920 P M 10 505 P M West Depart Mountain Time x 1220 P M 3 1142 P M 5 arrive 830 p m 13 930 A M 15 1230 A M 9 625 A M Imperial Line Mountain Time No 176 arrives 330 P M No 175 departs 645 A M Sleening dining and reclining chair cars seats free on through trains Tickets sold and baggage checked to any point in the United States or Canada For information time tables maps and tickets call on or -write D F Hostetter Agent McCook Nebraska or L W Wakeley General Passen ger Agent Omaha Nebraska RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS Engine 1984 is in the shop for heavy repairs Fireman Ben Crawley is off with a sore knee Engine 1748 is down from Brush hill for repairs Extensive machinery repars are being made on the 280 New lagging and fire brick are being given engine 1950 Engineer J R Frederickson has the Wray local now Thomas ONeill boiler inspect or was at headquarters Wednes day Mrs Woolridge has gone up to Wagner this state or visit to relatives Engine 2705 al resplendent in her war paint is being given a set of new flues Engineer R C Cole has 9 and 10 between McCook and Lincoln now Repairs are being made onv the firebox and driving brasses of No 1124 this week T Eoope general superintend ent of motive power was out from Lincoln yesterday Repairs are being placed on the south platform of the storehouse and some new weatherboards Fireman II W Perkins and family are visiting friends over on the Eepublican City line Engines 1061 and 1759 are both over the drop pit for usual re pairs having their wheels dropp ed etc Firemen William Goodwin and D E Cotner have been transfer red lo Denver and are running out of that city now The railroad employes picnic committee held a meeting last night in the storehouse to close up the business of tbe 1911 picnic Fireman A C Bowers is lay ing off a few days looking after the estate of his brother Tom who was one of the victims of the Indianola wreck Engineer J W Hardy went up to Denver on No 9 yesterday on an outing of several days He will go up the Moffat line and en joy perpetual snow a while Quite a force of men are en gaged in cutting up the large quantity of old ties in the local yard A big wedge driven by air does the work rapidly The steam fitters have a new bench in the west end of the back shop The boysare doing considerable steam pipe work now connecting up for using the exhaust steam from the engines in heating the water before it goes to the boilers of the heat ing and power plant The McCook Tribune want ads 5c line Most people read them MRS GEORGE A NEVE Chiropractic McCook Nebraska Examinations free Office at 324 1st street west Phone black 258 FOR THE INSECT SEASON we have a complete line of all the re liable exterminators Our powders ani poisons are warranted to do their work thoroughly and quickly An other seasonable feature of our show ing is an assortment of REMEDIES FOB MOSQUITO BITES In fact there is nothing that will Mil insects or remove the results of their attacks that you cannot obtain at this pharmacy You need some of v course A McMILLEN Druggisf y tetfiBJtsgv 3feik JUST PERSONAL MENTION P J Morrisey is the new gard ener and janitor at the city li brary Mrs H A Beale entertained her bridge whist club Friday af ternoon n W Keyes of Indianola was in town yesterday on business of the law- Judge Orr held a special term of district court in Beaver City Monday s A L Cochran of Bartley spent a few hours in the countys cap ital yesterday Miss Emma Perry of Lincoln is visiting in the city guest of Miss Edna Waite Mr and Mrs A L Knowland are with Mr and Mrs Emerson Hanson at present Mrs Eay Hiler of Lincoln is a guest of her cousin Mrs L W Stayner this week -D L McBride preaches at En ders Chase county Thursday and Friday of this week C A Leach arrived home on Tuesday night from a short visit in Lincoln His mother is ailing Misses Ethel and Gladjs Ro zell are in Wray Colorado this week visiting their sister Mrs Clark L P Davis wife and son who have been visiting in Kearney since the Fourth of July arrived home Monday The Baptist young folks had their social gathering at the home of Mrs Eoy French Tues day evening of this week L W Stayner was in Culbert son Monday reporting the re monstrance case against granting a saloon license in that town Mrs D L McBrid returned Sunday morning from a visit of six weeks in Illinois Kansas and the eastern part of Nebraska Engineer R- C Cole and fjftn ily moved yesterday into their new home on 1st street east re cently purchased of A L Know land Miss Doris Dold of Cambridge came up on the 4th and visited the remainder of the week in the home of D L McBride returning home Sunday night last Mr and Mrs William Wey gint will take their departure to morrow for Salt Lake City Utah to reside for some time with their daughter Mrs I J Starbuck Mrs D F Neiswanger and Mrs J M Ilollingsworth of Cam bridge and Miss Thompson of Scotland were guests of Mrs H P Waite between trains yester day Mr and Mrs M E Freeland of Mount Ayr Iowa Mrs J N Freeland and Miss Edna Free land of Blockton Iowa in a Car ter car arrived in McCook last Saturday having left Mount Ayr Thursday previous They left via Imperial Sunday morning for Denver and the mountains on an outing of a few weeks They are well known to the Eowell families of our city Mrs J G Stokes and Mrs Walter Stokes entertained the members of the two bridge whist clubs of the city yesterday after noon at the home of Mrs J Gr Stokes The joint affair was in honor of Mrs John D Young of Leavenworth Kansas now in the city on a visit to friends Mrs Leroy Kleven won the honors Mrs Langeman of Springfield Il linois was an out of city guest R F D No 3 G L Hawkins was a city pil grim yesterday A half inch of rain fell between Nelsons and Randals Tuesday afternoon Between Wilhelms and Wilcoxs ranch there was a heavy rain Mrs P E Larson of Broom field Colorado is here visiting her parents Mr and Mrs W N Cratty Lee Bennett has gone to Iowa to work and James Bennett to Columbusthis state R P D No 4 Clint Hamilton was in town yes terday He reports about a half inch of rain at his place Tues day afternoon J L Hoyt had business in the city yesterday Frank Hoyt of route 4 return ed last Saturday from Lincoln with his bride They are living on 3rd street west He is employ ed by the McCook Bottling Works The Hastings Chamber of Com merce have engaged D of the state militia to act as a gard and to help handle the crowds during their aviation meet July 18th and 19th General ad mission will be 50 cents grand stand 25 cents automobile box es 50 cents The exhibition will begin at 4 p in each day ODORS AND MOISTURE A Scheme That Is Said to Improve th Sense of Smell The most striking fact connected with my school career said fhe prep school graduate was a peculiar abil ity on the part of our commandant to detect the ftfntest odor of smoke in a room on litis daily inspection -The school I attended was of the military variety and smoking was a rather se rious offense No matter how much a room had been aired or fanned with wet towels previous to the inspection the offender was always caught After I had received my finishing touches and become a citizen I made so bold as to inquire from what pe culiar dispensation of providence the ability was given to detect one mole cule of smoke in a hundred cubic feet of pure air The old boy smiled and binding me to secrecy imparted the reason of his wonderful ability Then he took me to a boys vacated room and told me to wet my finger and rub my nostrils with it and sniff Lo and behold where before there seemed no taint in the atmosphere was now detected that smell of old tobacco smoke Since then I have taught school myself and have used the trick occasionally entirely for experimental purposes however I have also sought the scientific ex planation but with little success It may however be somewhat analogous to the process of tasting You know it is impossible to taste anything that is not dissolved in water or is not a liquid itself So the moisture on the nostrils must carry the small particles of smoke in a more or less damp state to the olfactory nerve ends and thus make the smell more apparent At least this is the only explanation I have ever found for the phenomenon The same tiling can also be used for detecting other odors and I have found it useful on a number of occa sions for this purpose both in analyti cal chemistry when only a small par ticle of a certain material is available for analysis and in detecting faint per fume from flowers that are ordinarily quite odorless Chicagb Record-Herald COUNTWGr HEADS Tho First Census W33 Taken by Mcwes in the Wilderness There is a record of a census in China as far back as the year 2042 B and of one in Japan in the last century before Christ Dnder the con stitution of Solon the citizens of ens were divided and registered in four 1 II - Classes according iu im uuuuut ul their taxable property oraineome The Iioman census was burdened with more statistics than any of these how ever It had its origin under Servius Tullius sixth king of Rome and was an affair of much solemnity Every citizen had to appear upon the Campus Martius and declare upon oath his name and dwelling and the value of his property under the penalty of hav ing his goods confiscated Tbe most ancient statistical record of a census is found in the Bible The census was taken by Moses in the wilderness and as shown by the first chapter of Numbers the enumeration must have been very simple Take ye says this account the sum of all the congregations of the children of Israel after their families by the house of their fathers with the num ber of their names every male by their polls from twenty years old and upward all that are able to go forth to war in Israel thou and Aaron shall number them by their armies This census was an affair that must have been soon over lasting no longer than one day being merely a counting of the heads of the fighting men The women and children and cripples and the old men were not included nei ther were the Levites numbered among them Those who did stand up to Iu numbered totaled G035o0 New York World His Bad Break Why on earth do you come to me to borrow money Billups said Hark away peevishly Why dont you go to JorrocksV Hes the prosperous looking member of our set Thats just it Harkaway said Billups Jorroc ks looks so very pros perous that 1 am quite sure he spends every penny he makes but you old man why you dress like a man who saves his money P S Ho didnt get it Harpers Weekly It Was His Own Shirley Brooks the famous Punch editor once met Charles Salamar the composer On being introduced to Shirley the Composer said I had often and often seen your face Mr Brooks but I never knew to whom it belonged Oh replied Brooks quickly it al ways belonged to me Stronper Than Sympathy I am glad to see anyhow that you sympathize with the under dog in this barbarous fight Sympathize with im Gosh mister all the money Ive got is up on that dawg Chicago Record Herald Superlative Smith to member of vested choir I hear youve got a new tenor in the cnoir What kind of a voice has he good Jones Good I should say so Its so good none of the other tenors 1 will speak to him Life What It May Come To Customs Officer Baby born at home or fibroad Mdfier Abroad v iYveiJ yell have to pay uuty on it is ts - S- DANBURY Wednesday the thermometer registered 112 It being the hot test day known around here Euth and Clyde Leisure re turned home Monday from Paw nee City Neb where they have been visiting relatives Bert Thomas and Wayne IIeth ectc departed overland Monday to not work- near the Platte riv er Lloyd Naden and wife left on Saturday for Franklin Neb for a visit with Lloyds brother they returned home Tuesday night Wm Nutt returned home the first of the week from his claim at Thurman Colo Frank Bussey and family pass ed through town Wednesday en route from Cedar Bluffs Kansas Mrs Joseph Murphy is suffer ing from a very sore hand caus ed by getting the end of her in dex finger cut off while coupling a windmill Marion Walters of Lebanon at tended the Masonic lodge at this place Wednesday night There were 65 tickets sold here for Orleans on the Fourth W H Kelly and family and Donald Morgan attended the 4th of JJuly picnic at Cambridge Miss Retha Puelz visited last week with friends at Bartley Cassius Dodge of Wilsonville was in town a short time Sunday Mr and Mrs Perry Spease of Laurel Neb are the proud par ents of a baby boy born June 25 Rev Harvey Anderson and wif are the proud parents of a baby boy born July 7th A E Boyer and son Ralph were Indianola pilgrims Friday evening Lester Lord left Saturday for Tekamah north of Omaha to get work We received a little over an inch of rain Saturday night Mrs C W Rogers and chil dren spent Sunday at the M M Young home William Tjarks the oldest son of Mr and Mrs C J Tjarks was drowned at Beaver Crossing Ne braska on Sunday and buried at that place Tuesday BOX ELDER Mr and Mrs J K Gordon vis ited with J A Modrell and wife Sunday Pearl and Alpharetta Campbell went home with Pluma and Mild red Modrell from Sunday school Sunday Mrs Geo Younger visited Mrs T M Campbell Monday after noon Mrs G H Harrison and Mrs Ernest Lytle are baching togeth er while Ernest and George are down east Mesdames S D Chas and Marilla Bolles spent Sunday with Mrs G H Harrison Some report the grasshoppers are leaving Now if we could re port a real good rain we would b well pleased but the rain hasnt reached us yet R F D No lS Mike Esch lost a valuable mule last week J M Phillips and wife were driving a colt Sunday that was not used to the fly nets and it began kicking both lines broke i 4 J fjrJXxai2x u r - lrv i iiV - and the colt ran away Mrs Phillips had an ankle dislocated and one bone broken Mr Phil lips was bruised but not serious ly injured Lightning struck Mike Eschs windmill Saturday evoning fol lowing a wire to the grounc and tearing a large hole where it struck the ground then disap peared into the well Two of the children were standing near one was rendered unconscious the other not hurt any W N Rogers grain made a little better than 3 bushels per acre George Kaufmans made better than 1 1 4 bushels Miss Fern Robertson is at home from Lincoln Cris Anderson and family Walt Helm the Bennett sisters and C C Byfield and family en joyed the Rogers orchestra mu sic Sunday evening The Sara Kabbah Fashion The Sara Kabbah people of central Africa adopt the hideous fashion of wearing large wooden disks in the lips the one in the upper lip about three inches in diameter and that in the lower six inches These ornaments says Mr Karl W Kumm in From Hausaland to Egypt restrain the wearers from prolonged conversation One of the chiefs when I asked him the reason why they disfigured their womeu informed me that their fore fathers had developed this habit in order that the women might exercise no attractions for the Moslem slave raiders Warning a Serpent Down in Bermuda Mark Twain made a speech about snakes to a group of little girls The speech was great The only trouble was that the little girls could not appreciate it It flew over their heads This was the humorists conclusion Never warm a serpent in your bos om It is far easier to warm it by placing it under the pillow of an inti mate friend Harpers Weekly Recklessness Singleton Wigwag seems frightfully despondent He says he doesnt care what happens to him Henpeckke The first thing you know that fellou will be going off and getting married Philadelphia Record A Friendly Penguin I outbid a friend for a penguin which became an interesting pet The friend wanted the bird for its skin On board ship the bird soon got accus tomed to its surroundings and found that the cook was one to keep on cood terms with and it haunted the pjillnv o ettinsr manv tidbits It was al- ways in attendance when the market uoat came uiuussmt iu iuc muiuiu and followed the steward as he car ried the days provisions aft Strange to say it developed a great liking for lettuce although its natural food is fish and another curiotis trait was that it would never pick up food from the deck or out of water but would al ways take it ravenously from the hand It behaved like a child and would make a whining sound as if begging to be lifted up and would cud dle down and appear to be quite hap py when being nursed Scotsman Union Pacific Buying Right of Way Kearney Neb May 29 The Union Pacific has begun the active campaign for the clinching of right of way from Callaway to Gandy and a party of em ployees of the road left Kearney for Callaway with orders to begin at once making contracts with the owners of land along the proposed route The men took blank contiacts and will make an effort to secure all necessary right of way so that construction work can bo started at once wir hi r asciLjr YOUR CHANCE OF THE SEASON to buy Mentor 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