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THURSDAY APRIL 6 1911
Our baby cries for Chamberlains
Cough Remedy writes Mrs T B
Kendrick Rasaca Ga It is the
best caugh remedy on the market for
coughs colds and croup For sale
by all dealers
The McCook Tribune 100 a year
JCITODGEIRECTCIRY
A F A M
McCook Lodge No 135 A F A M meets
every first and third Tuesday of the month at
00 p in in Masonic hall
Bueeis H Stewaet W M
Chabies L Fahnestoce Sec
E B M
Occcnozee Council No 16 R S M meets on
the last Saturday of each month at 800 p in
d Masonic hall
William E Hart T I M
Aabon Q Kino Sec
E A M
King Cyras Chapter No 35 R A M meets
ivery first and third Thursday of each month at
800 p m in Masonic hall
Clarence B Gray H P
W B Whittakee Sec
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR
St John Commandery No 16 K T meets on
the second Thursday of each month at 800 p
m in Masonic hall
Geo Willets E C
Seth D Silver Bee
eastern stab
Eureka Chapter No 86 O E S meets the
Second and fourth Fridays of each month at
800 p m in Masonic hall
Mrs C V Wilson W M
S Cobdeal Sec
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
McCook Lodge Vo 42 of K P meets every
Wednesday at 8 00 p in in Masonic hall
J N Gaaede C C
C A Evans K B S
ODD FELLOWS
McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F meets every
Friday at 800 pm in Gauschow hall
C R Woodwoeth N G
E L Reed Sec
MODERN WOODMEN
Noble Camp No 663 M W A meets every
first and third Friday of each month at
830 p m in Masonic hall Pay assessments
at Citizens National Bank
C C Byfield Consul
HM Fixity Clerk
ROYAL NEIGHBORS
No le Camp No 862 R N A meets every
second and fourth Thursday of each month at
330 p m in Morris hall
Mrs Caroline Kunert Oracle
Mrs Augusta Anton Rec
WOBKMEX
McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every
Monday at 800 p m in Temple
Maurice Griffin Treas Henry Mores MW
C J Ryan Financier C B Gray Rec
DEGREE OF HONOR
McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets every
eecond and forth Tuesdays of each month at
500 p m in Temple building
Mary E Griffin C of H
Mes CveieSchlagel Kec
MACCABEES
Meets every 2nd and 4th Friday evening in
Morris hall J A Wilcox Com
J H Yarger Record Keeper
national association of letter cabbiebs
Branch No 1278 meets first Monday of each
month at 330 p m in carriers room postoffice
G F Kinghobn President
D J OBrien Secretary
locomotive fieemen and enginemen
McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E
meets on the first and third Thursdays of each
month in Morris hall
I D Pennington Pres
C H Husted Sec
Ladies Society B of L F E
Golden Rod Lodge No 2S2 meets in Morris
hall on first and third Wednesday afternoons of
each month nt 2 oclock
Mes Gbace Husted Mes Ruin Reilly
Secretary President
RAILWAY TEAINMEN
C W Bronson Lodge No 487 B of B T
meets first and third Sundays at 230 pm in
Eagles hall T E Huston President
F G Kinghoen Sec
RAILWAY CONDUCTORS
Harvey Division No 95 O B C meets the
eecond and fourth Wednesday nights of each
month at 800 p m in Morris hall at 304
Main Avenne S E Harvey C Con
M O McClure Sec
machinists
Bed Willow Lodge No 587 I A of M meets
every second and fourth Tuesday of the month
et 800 p m in Morris hall
Theo Diebald Pre
Fred Wasson Fin Sec
Floyd Berry Cor Sec
LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS
McCook Division No 623 B of L E meets
every second and fourth Sunday of each
month at 230 in Morris hall
Walter Stokes C E
W D Buenett F A E
RAILWAY CABMEN
Young America Lodge No 456 B B C of A
meets on the first and third Tuesdays of each
month in Morris hall at 730 p m
H M Finity Pres J M Smith Bee Secy
S D Hughes Secy
BOILERMAKEES
McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of
A meets first and third Thursdays of each
month in Eagles hall
Jno Seth Pres
Jno LeHew Cor Sec
EAGLES
McCook Aerie No 1514 F O E meets every
Friday evening at 8 oclock in Kelley building
316 Main ave
C L WALKEE W Pres
C H Bicketts W Sec
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
McCook Council No 1126 K of C meets the
first and third Tuesdays of each month ac800
p m in Eagles hall
G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K
DAUGHTEBS OF ISABELLA
Court Granada No 77 meets on the second
and fourth Thursdays of each month at 8 p m
in Monte Cristo hall Mes Geobge Martin
Miss Loeetta Williams F S G R
LADY MACCABEES
Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets
every first and third Thursday evenings of each
month in Morris hall
Mes W B Mills Commander
Haeeiet E Willetts B K
G A R
J K Barnes Post No 207 G A B meets on
the first Saturday of each month at 230 pm
Morris hall
Thomas Moore Commander
J H Yarger Adjt
BELIEF CORPS
McCook Corps No 93 W R C meets every
scond and fourth Saturday of each month at
30 p m in Ganschow hall
Adella McClain Pres
Susie Vandebhoof Sec
l of g a e
McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on
the first Saturday of each month at 230 p ra
at the Monte Cristo hall
Mrs Lottie Brewer President
Mrs Kate Dutton Secretary
P E O
Chapter X P E 0 meets the fir3t and third
Monday evenings of each monla at 8 p m
at the homes of the various members
Mes Anna Sciiobel Pres
Mes Kate Williams Cor Sec
PYTHIAN SISTEES
McCookTemplo No 24 Pythian Sisters meets
the 2d and 4th Wednesdays at 7 30 p m
Lila L Ritchie M E C
Edna Stewaet M of R C
DIAMOND BEBRKAH
Meets each 2nd and 4th Monday evening of
each month ia Morris hall
Mes Augusta Anton N G
MissFloeexce Middleton Secy
TO HE IDfOU Oil I K
They Have a Flavor All Their
Own the Effect of Climate
BRANDS FROM OTHER LANDS
The Best of the French Bulls Are
Acted Not Spoken Some Droll Ex
amples of the Italian Portuguese
Dutch and German
Sir Richard Steele explained why his
countrymen made bulls Tis the ef
fect of the climate sir If an English
man were born in Ireland he would
make as many said he It is not ev
ery one who knows a bull when he
sees her It may be no bull but
merely a blunder a betise as the
French have it To make sure that
we have the true criterion let us first
set down a few of the genuine ortho
dox Irish kind
He built the wall wider than it was
high so that when it fell down it
should be higher than it was wide
Two weary and footsore Irishmen
come to a milestone ten miles to Dub
lin Arrah says one tis but Ave
miles apiece
Disputing of the date of St Patricks
birthday He couldnt have had two
unless he was twins
An Irish sailor reported that in Phil
adelphia they copper bottomed the tops
of the houses with sheet lead
Give me the loan of a hatchet to saw
an empty barrel of flour In two to
make the dog a pigpen
His estate is divided by impenetra
ble furze ditches made of quarried
stones set on edge
An Irishman describing a glorious
fight said There was only one whole
nose in the house and that was the
taypots
In these and in hundreds like them
we have the true flavor of the Irish
bull
There are genuine bulls in French
but they are rare The genius of the
language does not lend itself to any
thing less than neat precision A
French bull is usually nothing more
than a betise Still French bulls exist
Leon Bishop and Count of Lisieux
wrote to the Duchess of Brissac as fol
lows
Madame knowing how fond you
are of red partridges I send you here
with half a dozen Three of them are
gray and one is a woodcock You will
find this letter in the bottom of the
basket
A Frenchman used a large stone jar
Cor a pillow explaining that it was not
hard because he had stuffed It full of
hay
The very best French bulls are acted
not spoken The Duke de St Simon
relates that a lady lying ill was much
disturbed by the ringing of the church
bells To deaden the noise her lover
had the street in front of her house
laid with straw
A spoken bull in French is apt to be
something different from the Irish va
riety something more like a betise as
has been said And it is difficult to
retain the flavor in translation Ce
sont toujours les memes soldats qui se
font tuer says Marshal Bugeaud of
his army This loses a little when one
translates It is always the same sol
diers who get themselves killed
En fait dinutilites il ne faut que le
necessaire is more highly colored in
the French than in its translation
Only so many useless things are re
quired as are strictly necessary
Here is the translation of part of an
Italian letter
We have had a most famous earth
quake If by the mercy of God it had
lasted for another half hour we should
all have gone to paradise from which
may God deliver us Whether you re
ceive this letter or not please advise
me in either case
Here is a Portuguese bull In offer
ing a reward for the recovery of the
corpse of a drowned man his relatives
remarked that the deceased might be
identified if found by a slight impedi
ment in his speech
After much research it has been so
far impossible to discover a genuine
Spanish bull but here is a Dutch bull
The pig had no marks on his ears
2xcept a short tail
And here is a German bull
Der Zahn der Zeit der alle Thranen
trocknet wird auch uber diese Sache
Gras wachseu lassen The tooth of
time that wipes away all tears will
permit grass to grow over this mat
ter also
Blunders in English speech are not
uncommon The orthodox bull of Ire
land has scarcely crossed the channel
A fellow of the Royal society speaks
of the earthquake that had had the
honor to be noticed by the Royal so
ciety
- The West Indies will now have a
future which they have never had in
the past sounds promising until one
sees that its bullish quality is a mere
blunder by which the word opportuni
ty was omitted There is none of the
flavor of the famous definition of salt
by the Irish schoolboy Salt is that
which makes your potatoes taste nasty
if you dont put it in
Even the best of the foreign bulls in
tatin tongues evoke the suspicion that
lhey are mere translations from Irish
jriginals The Dutch the Germans
ind perhaps the English may have the
genuine article at times No distinc
tively American bull3 have emerged
from the long research that is the
foundation of these few paragraphs
New York Sun
Optimistic
What an optimist Green is
Yes Every time he loses his um
orella he never worries He always
jxpects to pick up a better one De
troit Free Press
Jail
GRISTLE BREAD
THE McCOOK TRIBUNE
CARE FREEv CONVICTS
Life In Montenegro a Cheerful
Sort of Existence
Cettinje the capital of Montenegro
possesses the most remarkable prison
system in the world The jail pre
sents little to indicate that it is a
place of confinement There are no
outer prison walls and in the cells the
men about ten in each are as con
tentedly and comfortably housed as
their own personal domestic belong
ings can make them Moreover they
nre generously fed and cigarettes
without stint wine occasionally and
no work at all combine to check any
desiro to escape more effectually than
would strong walls iron bars and an
army of warders When W J Still
man was in that country in the seven
ties all the free men were away fight
ing and he observed how when a mes
senger was wanted the official took a
man out of the prison and sent him
off having no fear that he would not
return One such messenger was sent
to Cattaro in Austrian territory with
3000 florins for the bank and duly
came back Another asked a Russian
at Cattaro to intercede with Prince
Nicholas for his release from prison
But you are not in prison said the
Russian
Oh said the man I have only
come down for a load of skins for So-and-so
but I must go into prison
again when I get back to Cettinje
One guard watched all the prisoners
when they sunned themselves out of
doors and if he were called away a
prisoner would take his rifle and do
duty for the time London Mail
A Favorite In Norway and In Parts of
Germany
What is gristle bread Why that
said a baker is a kind of bread that
is peculiar to Norway and to some
parts of Germany In Norway it has
been made for many years and here
there are bakeries in which it is made
for Norwegian patrons who still pre
fer It wherever they may be
In making gristle bread the loaves
when first formed up from the dough
are laid on boards and put through an
extra heated oven in which there is
baked on them an outer crust or skin
the gristle Then the loaves are turn
ed over and put through the oven
again so that the gristle may be baked
oniy mac outer crust on tne loaves
which are then placed in another oven
for their final complete baking
Originally in Norway gristle bread
was made of rye flour only In this
country there was a demand for a
handsomer and larger loaf and wheat
flour was mixed with the rye as has
now to some extent come to be the cus
tom in Norway also Here the pro
portions now used are about half and
half the result being a bigger loaf of
the same weight as one of all rye
Gristle bread costs more than or
dinary bread because of the greater
time and labor required in making it
New York Sun
His Equivocal Answer
The blushing girl buttonholed her
flushed fiance
Well Egnert she murmured did
papa give his consent
Egbert drew himself up stiffly
He did not commit himself either
way he responded
Then are we or arent we engaged
Egby
I do not know answered Egby
still stiffly
But what happened
This said Egby more stiffly than
ever I went in and said Sir I wish
to marry your daughter Have I your
consent He turned and looked at me
a minute then he grew red in the
face then he grabbed me then he lift
ed me up then he threw me over the
banisters But whether he is In favor
of our engagement or not Ethelbrite
he did not say
Boginning of the Drama
The theater in the only sense that
is worth considering was born In
Athens Both tragedy and comedy
spring from feasts in honor of Bac
chus and as the jests and frolics were
found to be out of place when intro
duced into graver scenes a separate
province the trup drama was formed
and comedy arose The father of tbi
Greek comedy was Aristophanes who
had lots of fun lampooning the public
men of Athens The creator of Greek
tragedy was Aeschylus born B C
523 In sublimity Aeschylus has nev
er been surpassed ne is to the drama
what Phidias and Michelangelo are
to art New York American
The Irony of Fats
What is your understanding of the
Irony of fate askwl the bashful
young man
Well the beautiful girl replied if
two fellows should ihjht over me and
I shouldnt got into tin papers I should
lliak tis n r unit -
Reoord Ilirtile
The dm tor tnil II t - iv
unnemSi - i - v
few diy si t -Ii rUMl
Oil iaiiii si icl ii
this anaemic horse He in- iw whih
as In ii le lile
Quarrelsome
Polly I never Knew sueli a quaiivi
some girl sis Molly Holly Thats
right Half the time lie isnt on
speaking terms with her own con
science Philadelphia Ledger
Fair Supposition
The Lady And is your father work
ing my little man -The Little Man
spose so mum The judge said afd
labor London Telegraph
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Real Estate Filings
The following real estate filing
have been made in the county clerks
office since our last report
Myrtle May Hacker et cons
to John Chung et al wd to
w nw 4-1-30 2900 00
James M Stark widr to Charl
es A Kelly wd to Pt lot
3 in 7-3-26 1800 0
Elias H Doan et al to Geo
W Groves wd to s1 sw
27-3-29 9000 00
James Wholstenholm et ux to
John Egan Jr wd to nw
nw4 sw 27 eV2 se 28-2-27 8600 00
Charles F Lehn et ux to
Lawrence J Houlton q c d
1 00
Barnett Lumber Co vs W T
and H L Hamilton m lien
Pt 7-9-10-11 in 32-3-29 177 65
Sidney G Wilton et ux to Bert
W Manville wd 5000 0
John J Kozisek e tux to C
W Poore wd s ne1 nw1
ne nenw 4-4-27 4800 00
L W Dolan et cons to
nil An 4 1- AW I lV t em milnlv nttnn Mnlnn
un uki uit m jma quiuix utuu muuea liam FritSCll
Wd 7 in 28 In
dianola 100 01
Henry Lenhart et ux to John
Rowland et ux wd to Lot
1 n 2 in 6 Willow Grove 875 00
GRANT
B W Benjamin moved
his
ily to McCook last week
R E Benjamin of Fairbury Neb
is out here visiting friends and rel
atives
Jacob Wesch took a load of hogs
to the McCook market last Wednes
day
John H Wesch made a trip to
Oberlin Kan Sunday
A number of young people attend
ed the dance at Jacob Weschs last
Saturday evening All report a fine
time
Chas E Spaulding of Curtis Neb
come over from McCook on Saturday
night to play for the dance at Jacob
Weschs Music was furnished with
two violins and an organ
We understand that Levi E Whit
lake and Miss Lizzie Thir were mar
ried last Sunday We wish them
a long and happy life
John Maisel and wife were visit
ors at C R Lees over Sunday
Aug Wesch and Pete Harris had
new phones put in last week
SAINT ANN
Josciph Harr of McCook has been in
this part of the country looking after
insurance
Cloy Wright one of the merchants
of Saint Ann is on the sick list be
ing laid up with the measles
Miss Ida Schneider is home again
having been away since August
Fred Kolbet helped his brother
Nick haul hay and build fence a few
days last week
The ladies aid society met at Mrs
John F Schneiders last Wednesday
Ed Traphagan and brother Joe
made a trip to our town yesterday
Mrs Joseph Kennedy visited with
her mother at McCook from Friday
till Saturday
John Braun went after his seed
oats yesterday which he bought from
Frank Dowd of Quick
Quite a dust storm after the big
snow of Sunday
March 28 1911
Mrs F iuui St Joe Mich says
Our little boy contracted a- severe
bronchial trouble and a- the doctors
mpdicino did not cure him I gave him
Foleys Honey and Tar Compound in
which I have great faith It cured
the cough as well as the choking and
gagging spells and he got well in a
short time Foeys Honey and Tar
Compound has many times saved us
much trouble and we are never with
out it in the house A McMlilen
In cases of rheumatism relief from
pain makes sleep and rest possible
This may be obtained by applying
Chamberlains Liniment For sale by
all dealers
Application for Permit
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that Albert
McMillen has filed in the City clerks
office his bond and petition for a
druggists permit to sell malt spirit
uous and vinous liquors in the build
ing on lot 11 block 22 in the First
ward of the City of McCook from May
1 1911 to April 30 1912
ALBERT McMILLEN
Applicant
Application for Permit
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that L W
McConnell has filed in the City
Clerks office his bond and petition
for a druggists permit to sell malt
spirituous and vinous liquors in the
building on lot 7 block 21 in the
Second ward of the City of McCook
from May 1 1911 to April 30 1912
L W McCONNELL
Applicant
Application for License
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that I have
filed in the office of the City Clerk
of McCook Nebraska a petition ask
ing that a license to sell malt spirit
uous and vinous liquors in the build
ing situated on lot 9 block 22 205
Main Avenue in the First ward of
the City of McCook Nebraska be
granted me for the coming municipal
year beginning May 1 1911
C L McKlLLTP
Application for License
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that we
have filed in the office of the City
Clerk of McCook Nebraska a petition
asking that a license to sell malt
spirituous and vinous liquors in the
building situated on lot 13 block 27
113 Main Avenue in the First ward of
the City of McCook Nebraska be
granted to us for the coming municip
al year beginning May 1 1911
JAMES WOOLARD
JOHN F McMANIGAL
Application for License
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that I have
filed in the office of the city clerk
of McCook Nebraska a petition ask
ing that a license to sell malt spirit
uous and vinous liquors in the building
situated on lot 1 block 21 224 Main
Avenue in the Second ward of the
City of McCook Nebraska be grant
ed to me for the coming municipal
year beginning May 1 1911
J H MITCHELL
Application for Permit
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that C R
Wood worth has filed in the city
clerks office his bond and petition
for a permit to sell malt spirituous
and vinous liquors in the brick build
ing on lot 11 block 16 in the Sec
ond ward of the City of McCook from
May 1 1911 to April 30 1912
C R WOODWORTH Applicant
Application for License
McCook Nebraska March 30 1911
Notice is hereby given that I have
filed in the office of the City Clerk
of McCook Nebraska a petition ask
ing that a license to sell malt spirit
uous and vinous liquors in the build
ing situated on lot 15 block 27 117
A Reliable Metiicins Mot a Narcotic Main Avenue in the First ward of
the City of McCook Nebraska be
granted me for the coming municipal
year beginning May 1 1911
3-30-St DAN P CLOUSE
Application for Licence
McCook Nebraska April 6 1911
Notice is hereby given that I have
filed in the office of the City Clerk
of McCook Nebraska a petition ask
ing that a license to sell malt spirit
uous and vinous liquors in the build
ing situated on lot 8 block 27 at No
103 Main avenue in the First ward oi
the city of McCook Nebraska be
granted to me for the coming mun
icipal year beginning May 1 1911
JAMES F REINSMITH
Will Be
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Old Dutch
Cleanser
Welcome InEveryHomei
Because it keeps the house
from cellar to attic in spick
and span condition and sav
es the housewife labor
time trouble and expense
Just you try it
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6
ua
Washing Dishes
WithoutDrudgery
Place dishes in pan of warm
water snrinkle a little Old
Dutch Cleanser on dish cloth
dont put the cleanser in water
and wash each piece putin sec
ond pan to drain rinse in clean
water and wipe dry Easier
quicker and hygienic no caus
tic or acids not a soap powder
Old Dutch Cleanser will re
move the hardest burnt in crust
from pots and pans without the
old time scalding and scraping
Gleans-
Scrubs
Scours
Polishes
Lame shoulder is nearly always
due to rheumatism of the muscles
and quickly yields to the free appli
cation of Chamberlains Liniment Fol
sale by all druggists
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1911 and for the amount to
January 1st 1912 We hope to
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