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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (April 6, 1911)
V- V THURSDAY APRIL 6 1911 Our baby cries for Chamberlains Cough Remedy writes Mrs T B Kendrick Rasaca Ga It is the best caugh remedy on the market for coughs colds and croup For sale by all dealers The McCook Tribune 100 a year JCITODGEIRECTCIRY A F A M McCook Lodge No 135 A F A M meets every first and third Tuesday of the month at 00 p in in Masonic hall Bueeis H Stewaet W M Chabies L Fahnestoce Sec E B M Occcnozee Council No 16 R S M meets on the last Saturday of each month at 800 p in d Masonic hall William E Hart T I M Aabon Q Kino Sec E A M King Cyras Chapter No 35 R A M meets ivery first and third Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Clarence B Gray H P W B Whittakee Sec KNIGHTS TEMPLAR St John Commandery No 16 K T meets on the second Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Geo Willets E C Seth D Silver Bee eastern stab Eureka Chapter No 86 O E S meets the Second and fourth Fridays of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Mrs C V Wilson W M S Cobdeal Sec KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS McCook Lodge Vo 42 of K P meets every Wednesday at 8 00 p in in Masonic hall J N Gaaede C C C A Evans K B S ODD FELLOWS McCook Lodge No 137 1 0 0 F meets every Friday at 800 pm in Gauschow hall C R Woodwoeth N G E L Reed Sec MODERN WOODMEN Noble Camp No 663 M W A meets every first and third Friday of each month at 830 p m in Masonic hall Pay assessments at Citizens National Bank C C Byfield Consul HM Fixity Clerk ROYAL NEIGHBORS No le Camp No 862 R N A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 330 p m in Morris hall Mrs Caroline Kunert Oracle Mrs Augusta Anton Rec WOBKMEX McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every Monday at 800 p m in Temple Maurice Griffin Treas Henry Mores MW C J Ryan Financier C B Gray Rec DEGREE OF HONOR McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets every eecond and forth Tuesdays of each month at 500 p m in Temple building Mary E Griffin C of H Mes CveieSchlagel Kec MACCABEES Meets every 2nd and 4th Friday evening in Morris hall J A Wilcox Com J H Yarger Record Keeper national association of letter cabbiebs Branch No 1278 meets first Monday of each month at 330 p m in carriers room postoffice G F Kinghobn President D J OBrien Secretary locomotive fieemen and enginemen McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E meets on the first and third Thursdays of each month in Morris hall I D Pennington Pres C H Husted Sec Ladies Society B of L F E Golden Rod Lodge No 2S2 meets in Morris hall on first and third Wednesday afternoons of each month nt 2 oclock Mes Gbace Husted Mes Ruin Reilly Secretary President RAILWAY TEAINMEN C W Bronson Lodge No 487 B of B T meets first and third Sundays at 230 pm in Eagles hall T E Huston President F G Kinghoen Sec RAILWAY CONDUCTORS Harvey Division No 95 O B C meets the eecond and fourth Wednesday nights of each month at 800 p m in Morris hall at 304 Main Avenne S E Harvey C Con M O McClure Sec machinists Bed Willow Lodge No 587 I A of M meets every second and fourth Tuesday of the month et 800 p m in Morris hall Theo Diebald Pre Fred Wasson Fin Sec Floyd Berry Cor Sec LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS McCook Division No 623 B of L E meets every second and fourth Sunday of each month at 230 in Morris hall Walter Stokes C E W D Buenett F A E RAILWAY CABMEN Young America Lodge No 456 B B C of A meets on the first and third Tuesdays of each month in Morris hall at 730 p m H M Finity Pres J M Smith Bee Secy S D Hughes Secy BOILERMAKEES McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of A meets first and third Thursdays of each month in Eagles hall Jno Seth Pres Jno LeHew Cor Sec EAGLES McCook Aerie No 1514 F O E meets every Friday evening at 8 oclock in Kelley building 316 Main ave C L WALKEE W Pres C H Bicketts W Sec KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS McCook Council No 1126 K of C meets the first and third Tuesdays of each month ac800 p m in Eagles hall G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K DAUGHTEBS OF ISABELLA Court Granada No 77 meets on the second and fourth Thursdays of each month at 8 p m in Monte Cristo hall Mes Geobge Martin Miss Loeetta Williams F S G R LADY MACCABEES Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets every first and third Thursday evenings of each month in Morris hall Mes W B Mills Commander Haeeiet E Willetts B K G A R J K Barnes Post No 207 G A B meets on the first Saturday of each month at 230 pm Morris hall Thomas Moore Commander J H Yarger Adjt BELIEF CORPS McCook Corps No 93 W R C meets every scond and fourth Saturday of each month at 30 p m in Ganschow hall Adella McClain Pres Susie Vandebhoof Sec l of g a e McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on the first Saturday of each month at 230 p ra at the Monte Cristo hall Mrs Lottie Brewer President Mrs Kate Dutton Secretary P E O Chapter X P E 0 meets the fir3t and third Monday evenings of each monla at 8 p m at the homes of the various members Mes Anna Sciiobel Pres Mes Kate Williams Cor Sec PYTHIAN SISTEES McCookTemplo No 24 Pythian Sisters meets the 2d and 4th Wednesdays at 7 30 p m Lila L Ritchie M E C Edna Stewaet M of R C DIAMOND BEBRKAH Meets each 2nd and 4th Monday evening of each month ia Morris hall Mes Augusta Anton N G MissFloeexce Middleton Secy TO HE IDfOU Oil I K They Have a Flavor All Their Own the Effect of Climate BRANDS FROM OTHER LANDS The Best of the French Bulls Are Acted Not Spoken Some Droll Ex amples of the Italian Portuguese Dutch and German Sir Richard Steele explained why his countrymen made bulls Tis the ef fect of the climate sir If an English man were born in Ireland he would make as many said he It is not ev ery one who knows a bull when he sees her It may be no bull but merely a blunder a betise as the French have it To make sure that we have the true criterion let us first set down a few of the genuine ortho dox Irish kind He built the wall wider than it was high so that when it fell down it should be higher than it was wide Two weary and footsore Irishmen come to a milestone ten miles to Dub lin Arrah says one tis but Ave miles apiece Disputing of the date of St Patricks birthday He couldnt have had two unless he was twins An Irish sailor reported that in Phil adelphia they copper bottomed the tops of the houses with sheet lead Give me the loan of a hatchet to saw an empty barrel of flour In two to make the dog a pigpen His estate is divided by impenetra ble furze ditches made of quarried stones set on edge An Irishman describing a glorious fight said There was only one whole nose in the house and that was the taypots In these and in hundreds like them we have the true flavor of the Irish bull There are genuine bulls in French but they are rare The genius of the language does not lend itself to any thing less than neat precision A French bull is usually nothing more than a betise Still French bulls exist Leon Bishop and Count of Lisieux wrote to the Duchess of Brissac as fol lows Madame knowing how fond you are of red partridges I send you here with half a dozen Three of them are gray and one is a woodcock You will find this letter in the bottom of the basket A Frenchman used a large stone jar Cor a pillow explaining that it was not hard because he had stuffed It full of hay The very best French bulls are acted not spoken The Duke de St Simon relates that a lady lying ill was much disturbed by the ringing of the church bells To deaden the noise her lover had the street in front of her house laid with straw A spoken bull in French is apt to be something different from the Irish va riety something more like a betise as has been said And it is difficult to retain the flavor in translation Ce sont toujours les memes soldats qui se font tuer says Marshal Bugeaud of his army This loses a little when one translates It is always the same sol diers who get themselves killed En fait dinutilites il ne faut que le necessaire is more highly colored in the French than in its translation Only so many useless things are re quired as are strictly necessary Here is the translation of part of an Italian letter We have had a most famous earth quake If by the mercy of God it had lasted for another half hour we should all have gone to paradise from which may God deliver us Whether you re ceive this letter or not please advise me in either case Here is a Portuguese bull In offer ing a reward for the recovery of the corpse of a drowned man his relatives remarked that the deceased might be identified if found by a slight impedi ment in his speech After much research it has been so far impossible to discover a genuine Spanish bull but here is a Dutch bull The pig had no marks on his ears 2xcept a short tail And here is a German bull Der Zahn der Zeit der alle Thranen trocknet wird auch uber diese Sache Gras wachseu lassen The tooth of time that wipes away all tears will permit grass to grow over this mat ter also Blunders in English speech are not uncommon The orthodox bull of Ire land has scarcely crossed the channel A fellow of the Royal society speaks of the earthquake that had had the honor to be noticed by the Royal so ciety - The West Indies will now have a future which they have never had in the past sounds promising until one sees that its bullish quality is a mere blunder by which the word opportuni ty was omitted There is none of the flavor of the famous definition of salt by the Irish schoolboy Salt is that which makes your potatoes taste nasty if you dont put it in Even the best of the foreign bulls in tatin tongues evoke the suspicion that lhey are mere translations from Irish jriginals The Dutch the Germans ind perhaps the English may have the genuine article at times No distinc tively American bull3 have emerged from the long research that is the foundation of these few paragraphs New York Sun Optimistic What an optimist Green is Yes Every time he loses his um orella he never worries He always jxpects to pick up a better one De troit Free Press Jail GRISTLE BREAD THE McCOOK TRIBUNE CARE FREEv CONVICTS Life In Montenegro a Cheerful Sort of Existence Cettinje the capital of Montenegro possesses the most remarkable prison system in the world The jail pre sents little to indicate that it is a place of confinement There are no outer prison walls and in the cells the men about ten in each are as con tentedly and comfortably housed as their own personal domestic belong ings can make them Moreover they nre generously fed and cigarettes without stint wine occasionally and no work at all combine to check any desiro to escape more effectually than would strong walls iron bars and an army of warders When W J Still man was in that country in the seven ties all the free men were away fight ing and he observed how when a mes senger was wanted the official took a man out of the prison and sent him off having no fear that he would not return One such messenger was sent to Cattaro in Austrian territory with 3000 florins for the bank and duly came back Another asked a Russian at Cattaro to intercede with Prince Nicholas for his release from prison But you are not in prison said the Russian Oh said the man I have only come down for a load of skins for So-and-so but I must go into prison again when I get back to Cettinje One guard watched all the prisoners when they sunned themselves out of doors and if he were called away a prisoner would take his rifle and do duty for the time London Mail A Favorite In Norway and In Parts of Germany What is gristle bread Why that said a baker is a kind of bread that is peculiar to Norway and to some parts of Germany In Norway it has been made for many years and here there are bakeries in which it is made for Norwegian patrons who still pre fer It wherever they may be In making gristle bread the loaves when first formed up from the dough are laid on boards and put through an extra heated oven in which there is baked on them an outer crust or skin the gristle Then the loaves are turn ed over and put through the oven again so that the gristle may be baked oniy mac outer crust on tne loaves which are then placed in another oven for their final complete baking Originally in Norway gristle bread was made of rye flour only In this country there was a demand for a handsomer and larger loaf and wheat flour was mixed with the rye as has now to some extent come to be the cus tom in Norway also Here the pro portions now used are about half and half the result being a bigger loaf of the same weight as one of all rye Gristle bread costs more than or dinary bread because of the greater time and labor required in making it New York Sun His Equivocal Answer The blushing girl buttonholed her flushed fiance Well Egnert she murmured did papa give his consent Egbert drew himself up stiffly He did not commit himself either way he responded Then are we or arent we engaged Egby I do not know answered Egby still stiffly But what happened This said Egby more stiffly than ever I went in and said Sir I wish to marry your daughter Have I your consent He turned and looked at me a minute then he grew red in the face then he grabbed me then he lift ed me up then he threw me over the banisters But whether he is In favor of our engagement or not Ethelbrite he did not say Boginning of the Drama The theater in the only sense that is worth considering was born In Athens Both tragedy and comedy spring from feasts in honor of Bac chus and as the jests and frolics were found to be out of place when intro duced into graver scenes a separate province the trup drama was formed and comedy arose The father of tbi Greek comedy was Aristophanes who had lots of fun lampooning the public men of Athens The creator of Greek tragedy was Aeschylus born B C 523 In sublimity Aeschylus has nev er been surpassed ne is to the drama what Phidias and Michelangelo are to art New York American The Irony of Fats What is your understanding of the Irony of fate askwl the bashful young man Well the beautiful girl replied if two fellows should ihjht over me and I shouldnt got into tin papers I should lliak tis n r unit - Reoord Ilirtile The dm tor tnil II t - iv unnemSi - i - v few diy si t -Ii rUMl Oil iaiiii si icl ii this anaemic horse He in- iw whih as In ii le lile Quarrelsome Polly I never Knew sueli a quaiivi some girl sis Molly Holly Thats right Half the time lie isnt on speaking terms with her own con science Philadelphia Ledger Fair Supposition The Lady And is your father work ing my little man -The Little Man spose so mum The judge said afd labor London Telegraph PAYING WORK The Lincoln Daily and Weekly Star are two of the few publications whirh give the subscriber more than he really pays for Big Value and small price are the very features that have given The Star the largest circulation of any Nebraska paper outside of Omaha People are just as willing in fact more so to place their subscriptions with our field representatives than to send them in direct to us WE WANT MORE REPRESENTATIVES to look after the renewal of our expirations and send in new subscriptions We are prepared to pay you for your work and pay you mighty well We have a liberal proposi tion to make you For terms and supplies write to F J REHLAENDER Business Mgr Star Publishing Co Lincoln Neb Subscription Rates by Mail Only Daily Star one year - 200 Daily and Sunday Star one year 200 Half of above rates for six months Weekly Star one year 25c Weekly Star Three years 50c Real Estate Filings The following real estate filing have been made in the county clerks office since our last report Myrtle May Hacker et cons to John Chung et al wd to w nw 4-1-30 2900 00 James M Stark widr to Charl es A Kelly wd to Pt lot 3 in 7-3-26 1800 0 Elias H Doan et al to Geo W Groves wd to s1 sw 27-3-29 9000 00 James Wholstenholm et ux to John Egan Jr wd to nw nw4 sw 27 eV2 se 28-2-27 8600 00 Charles F Lehn et ux to Lawrence J Houlton q c d 1 00 Barnett Lumber Co vs W T and H L Hamilton m lien Pt 7-9-10-11 in 32-3-29 177 65 Sidney G Wilton et ux to Bert W Manville wd 5000 0 John J Kozisek e tux to C W Poore wd s ne1 nw1 ne nenw 4-4-27 4800 00 L W Dolan et cons to nil An 4 1- AW I lV t em milnlv nttnn Mnlnn un uki uit m jma quiuix utuu muuea liam FritSCll Wd 7 in 28 In dianola 100 01 Henry Lenhart et ux to John Rowland et ux wd to Lot 1 n 2 in 6 Willow Grove 875 00 GRANT B W Benjamin moved his ily to McCook last week R E Benjamin of Fairbury Neb is out here visiting friends and rel atives Jacob Wesch took a load of hogs to the McCook market last Wednes day John H Wesch made a trip to Oberlin Kan Sunday A number of young people attend ed the dance at Jacob Weschs last Saturday evening All report a fine time Chas E Spaulding of Curtis Neb come over from McCook on Saturday night to play for the dance at Jacob Weschs Music was furnished with two violins and an organ We understand that Levi E Whit lake and Miss Lizzie Thir were mar ried last Sunday We wish them a long and happy life John Maisel and wife were visit ors at C R Lees over Sunday Aug Wesch and Pete Harris had new phones put in last week SAINT ANN Josciph Harr of McCook has been in this part of the country looking after insurance Cloy Wright one of the merchants of Saint Ann is on the sick list be ing laid up with the measles Miss Ida Schneider is home again having been away since August Fred Kolbet helped his brother Nick haul hay and build fence a few days last week The ladies aid society met at Mrs John F Schneiders last Wednesday Ed Traphagan and brother Joe made a trip to our town yesterday Mrs Joseph Kennedy visited with her mother at McCook from Friday till Saturday John Braun went after his seed oats yesterday which he bought from Frank Dowd of Quick Quite a dust storm after the big snow of Sunday March 28 1911 Mrs F iuui St Joe Mich says Our little boy contracted a- severe bronchial trouble and a- the doctors mpdicino did not cure him I gave him Foleys Honey and Tar Compound in which I have great faith It cured the cough as well as the choking and gagging spells and he got well in a short time Foeys Honey and Tar Compound has many times saved us much trouble and we are never with out it in the house A McMlilen In cases of rheumatism relief from pain makes sleep and rest possible This may be obtained by applying Chamberlains Liniment For sale by all dealers Application for Permit McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that Albert McMillen has filed in the City clerks office his bond and petition for a druggists permit to sell malt spirit uous and vinous liquors in the build ing on lot 11 block 22 in the First ward of the City of McCook from May 1 1911 to April 30 1912 ALBERT McMILLEN Applicant Application for Permit McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that L W McConnell has filed in the City Clerks office his bond and petition for a druggists permit to sell malt spirituous and vinous liquors in the building on lot 7 block 21 in the Second ward of the City of McCook from May 1 1911 to April 30 1912 L W McCONNELL Applicant Application for License McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that I have filed in the office of the City Clerk of McCook Nebraska a petition ask ing that a license to sell malt spirit uous and vinous liquors in the build ing situated on lot 9 block 22 205 Main Avenue in the First ward of the City of McCook Nebraska be granted me for the coming municipal year beginning May 1 1911 C L McKlLLTP Application for License McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that we have filed in the office of the City Clerk of McCook Nebraska a petition asking that a license to sell malt spirituous and vinous liquors in the building situated on lot 13 block 27 113 Main Avenue in the First ward of the City of McCook Nebraska be granted to us for the coming municip al year beginning May 1 1911 JAMES WOOLARD JOHN F McMANIGAL Application for License McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that I have filed in the office of the city clerk of McCook Nebraska a petition ask ing that a license to sell malt spirit uous and vinous liquors in the building situated on lot 1 block 21 224 Main Avenue in the Second ward of the City of McCook Nebraska be grant ed to me for the coming municipal year beginning May 1 1911 J H MITCHELL Application for Permit McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that C R Wood worth has filed in the city clerks office his bond and petition for a permit to sell malt spirituous and vinous liquors in the brick build ing on lot 11 block 16 in the Sec ond ward of the City of McCook from May 1 1911 to April 30 1912 C R WOODWORTH Applicant Application for License McCook Nebraska March 30 1911 Notice is hereby given that I have filed in the office of the City Clerk of McCook Nebraska a petition ask ing that a license to sell malt spirit uous and vinous liquors in the build ing situated on lot 15 block 27 117 A Reliable Metiicins Mot a Narcotic Main Avenue in the First ward of the City of McCook Nebraska be granted me for the coming municipal year beginning May 1 1911 3-30-St DAN P CLOUSE Application for Licence McCook Nebraska April 6 1911 Notice is hereby given that I have filed in the office of the City Clerk of McCook Nebraska a petition ask ing that a license to sell malt spirit uous and vinous liquors in the build ing situated on lot 8 block 27 at No 103 Main avenue in the First ward oi the city of McCook Nebraska be granted to me for the coming mun icipal year beginning May 1 1911 JAMES F REINSMITH Will Be 10 iPer Can S m Pf 7j 6 S PAGE 3 Old Dutch Cleanser Welcome InEveryHomei Because it keeps the house from cellar to attic in spick and span condition and sav es the housewife labor time trouble and expense Just you try it t 6 ua Washing Dishes WithoutDrudgery Place dishes in pan of warm water snrinkle a little Old Dutch Cleanser on dish cloth dont put the cleanser in water and wash each piece putin sec ond pan to drain rinse in clean water and wipe dry Easier quicker and hygienic no caus tic or acids not a soap powder Old Dutch Cleanser will re move the hardest burnt in crust from pots and pans without the old time scalding and scraping Gleans- Scrubs Scours Polishes Lame shoulder is nearly always due to rheumatism of the muscles and quickly yields to the free appli cation of Chamberlains Liniment Fol sale by all druggists TO McCOOK SUBSCRIBERS The publisher has just com- - menced to mail out subscription bills to subscribers receiving j V The Tribune through the Mc- Cook postoffice These state- ments will in each case cover amount due to January 1st 1911 and for the amount to January 1st 1912 We hope to receive a prompt response to these statements So far as Shampooing Hair Dressing Scalp and Facial Treatment L M CLYDE Phone 72 Ill W B St Up Stalrs M ike Walsh DEALER IN POULTRY EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash New location nst acrcia n fnnLr streetin P Whlsh bnldlag lwVUUK t Lumber and Coal Thats All I practicable our collector will call upon you personally THE TRIBUNE Gcod results always follow the use of Foley Kidney Pills They give prompt relief in all cases of kidney and bladder disorders Try them A McMillen But we can meet your every need in these lines from our large and complete stocks in all grades Barnett Lumber Co Phone 5 Ai nTmnnm imMii
