i it ii I BviO B lnl B Horse 0RW1RT JDillJli ket 3c per pound McMillens Sure Corn Remedy will remove your corns That pork sausage at Edwards Meat Market is certainly great Kcdaks and lodak supplies L W McCONNELL Druggist If you wish to break up a cold use McMillens Laxative Cold Remedy The next meeting of the Dorcas society will be with Mrs T B Camp bell on Thursday afternoon March 2 The Tribunes job department can as usual handle your job printing promptly and satisfactorily Prices reasonable and -right Rose Comb Rhode Isalnd Red eggs for sale from pure bred stock 60c for 15 Phone cedar 3422 Mrs Min nie Shaw We have a nice line of fresh box candy from 5c up Also opera stick A McMILLEN Druggist Nydenta Cream for the teeth is just the thing It is a delightful antiseptic paste that cleanses whit ens and preserves the enamel It comes out flat on the brush 25c C R WOODWORTH Druggist s and Mule We will be in McCook Friday March 3 1911 To buy horses and mules Horses from 4 years up Mules 4 to 8 years old Must be fat and broke to work No wire cut or long legged horses wanted HALS TED BROS a I H HL Bj B AH H English Clay Pipes The clay pipe which is vanishing from the Fleet street chophouse was the only variety smoked in this coun try until quite recent times The clay pipe made its appearance in England in the later years of the sixteenth cen tury Writing about a century later a French author remarks that the English invented the pipes of baked clay which are now used everywhere Broseley in Staffordshire has been famous for its pipes and clay from the days of Elizabeth writes W A Penn in The Soverane Herb Now all the clay of which white pipes are manufactured comes from Newton Ab bot and Kingsteignton in Devon shire It is sent to all parts of Eng land and the world in rough lumps about the size of quartern loaves weighing some twenty eight pounds each London Spectator A Heartless Interruption A young Parisian noted for his grace and readiness as a second in many duels was asked by a friend to accompany him to the mayors office to affix his signature as a witness to the matrimonial registry He con sented but when the scene was reach ed forgot himself Just as the mayor was ready for the last formalities he broke out Gentlemen cannot this affair be arranged Is there no way of preventing this sad occurrence Plain Hunger Doctor what disease is the most prevalent among the poor An alarming condition in which the nerve terminations in the stomach stimulated by accumulated secretions of the gastric glands send irritations to the spinal cord by way of the pneu mogastric nerve Goodness How awful And to think that we rich people can do nothing for those unfortunate sufferers Cleve land Leader Out of the Question Geraldine What did pa say when you asked him for my hand Gerald I dont care to give his re marks in detail but I couldnt marry you if I went where he told me to New York Press Afflictions Before an affliction is digested con solation comes too soon and after it is digested it comes too late but there Is a mark between these two as fine rtlmost as a hair for a comforter to take aim at Sterne Dear Talk Talk is cheap quoted the wise guy Not always replied the simple inug Sometimes it costs a man his reputation Philadelphia Record The average person wastes lots of time telling other people things they fio not care to hear McConnell for drugs JiuiiiiMiii iiimiimjiii up i -- i jtTriiT DO YOU WANT to make and save money at the same time Do you want to make an investment that will double in value in a short timeif you do see one oi the Real Estate Firms mentioned below at once We have a nice assortment of lots located in various parts of McCook for sale at bargain prices Now lis ten 15000 and up for lots 50x140 well located No we did not steal themjust bought them right and with a small profit added we will give you a chance to make a dollar 35000 for a lot in a fine neighbor hoodonly one other vacant lot in the bIockall new houses in the blockand our lot is a corner lot facing the east with sidewalk across the frcntsidewalk connected to Main Avenueand we have a lot of bar gains just as good as this is We will sell these lots small payments down and balance in monthly pay ments Now Mr Moneymaker or Mr Homewanter here is your chance It will cost you nothing to in vestigate and may mean the starting of a Home or an Investment that will make you good returns on your money With the great Irrigation Project about to be started north of McCook and the natural growth of McCook it will mean that these lots will double in value and will be picked up very fast Its up to you do you want to let Mr Opportunity inhe is knocking right now at your door He will not return Save a few dollars and become a property owner That pork sausiire at Edwards Meat Maket is certainly good Theres warmth and comfort in those real rubber hot water bottles of McConnells If you feel you want to be shown in the matter of quality go to the McCook Flour and Feed Store Majestic and Quick Meal ranges in all styles and prices McCOOK HARDWARE CO The Flag brand of canned pears strawberries raspberries strawberrie etc well theres nothing superior Try them DeGroff Co The peach crop has already been killed or injured according to some reports And there is time enough to kill it several times more before harvest J The electric light people have been Jiavjng more than their share of trouble this week and their patrons by the same token more annoyance than usual We sell Easy Dye the dye put up in tubes There are 20 colors and each one can be used for 40 different pur poses Ask to see it C R WOODWORTH Druggist Minneapolis will be the headquarters of the next general conference of the Methodist Episcopal church which convenes in May 1912 This was decided last week by the book committee of the denomination Min neapolis was made the first choice receiving 17 out of the 23 votes cast 160 ACRE 80 Acres Under Cultivation Balance in Pasture ALL UNDER FENCE CHASE CO NEB Nine Miles From Wauneta This is a beautifnl fertile and pro ductive quarter section and will be sold at a bargain in order to settle estate Address Mrs J B Walker 23 5t 133 West Seventh St CINCINNATI OHIO FOXEN Try a Tribune want ad and watch results Lily Patent Flour when once use none other will satisfy you Paints Varnishes Stains SSB2SZ ii Tf I Vain TAYLO Woodworth for drugs i mnTTT1 nniTmi a miiMMf TiHilpffWwwTTfrTlnTliB McMillen prescription druggist Everything in drugs McConnell For special on simon pure lard see 3Iagner McMillens Laxative Cold Tablets Trill break up a cold Cameras and photo supplies WOODWORTH Druggist Youll recognize our store as the juace to buy your wall paper when you see our superb stock Separate loom for showing wall paper and all the latest ideas as to combinations colors etc for the decoration of your home L W McCONNELL Druggist BOX ELDER G H Harrison and wife have re turned from their visit in the east ern part of the state Mrs- Martha Johnson visited the latter part of last week with her daughter Mrs T M Campbell A surprise party was given on last Monday evening at the home of Wm Doyle in honor of his daughter Miss Leah before her departure to her iomestead in the northern part of the state Theres a party at the home of Mr and Mrs T S Draper this Tues day evening Mr Draper and family jre to move in a short time to the eastern part of the state Ground bone at Edwards Meat Mar Everything in meals at Edwards Market Twas a false fire alarm last Sat urday evening L W McCONNELL Druggist Base ball goods balls mitts pads Huber handles the Carhartt gloves gloves masks bats etc etc and caps also and a full line of j C R WOODWORTH Druggist other makes i No more chapping A real pre- The Halsted Horse and Mule Co ventative for 25 cents McConnells will be in McCook Friday March Fragiiant Lotion 3rd 1911 to buy horses and mules Tf vnn want aualitv hnv thfi Flae - - i W C T TJ Flower Mission Feb ruary 24th tomorrow afternoon Mrs brand of canned goods Tomatoes Groves hogtess Mrs Bruce leader beans sweet potatoes etc DeGroff Co I The Womans Missionary Society of the Congregational church will meet Lees Veterinary Remedies including with Mrs A C Marsh March 9th everything for cattle horses sheep Topic Recent Work of the American and poultry always on hand at our Missionary association Leaders are store Mrs T B Campbell and Mrs A C C R WOODWORTH Druggist Marsh Last week Tuesday memorial Sour Stomach makes a Sour Man ices were held in the Catholic church Eat what you want then take Nyals in Cambridge for the late Bishop Dyspepsia tablets You attend to you Bonacum Rev Kelley of that charge being assisted by Revs Patton and business and the dyspepsia tablets will attend to theirs 25c and 50c Haggerty of this city in the service i per box of Father Patton pronounced the eulogy C R WOODWORTH Druggist THE MODEL SHOE STORE The place to buy shoes that have STYLE FIT and WEARING QUALITIES New Styles coming in each week TRY ONCE AND BE SATISFIED The Up-to-date Shoe Store SHOE REPAIRING A SPECIALTY E D PERKINS CO New Morris Building SVttME f -Sr i I 1 r i 1 Si ia j j