fii DAN BURY i Mr and Mrs Dave Boyer are the proud i arents if a liaby girl born L CDruary 1 Did the ground hog see his shad ow Well I guess yes A boiled egg never hatches into a fighting rooster A mosquito that will bite a lady Ihrongh the drop stitch in her stock ing is no gentleman O B Woods came in Thursday from Texas where he has been look ing after land business John Remington and family of Cul bertson Neb came Wednesday for a visit at the D C Boyer home Cleith Green had the misfortune to fall from a high bank Friday and in jured himself quite badly Mrs Millie Billings of Lincoln is here on a visit at the J A Clouse home W A Minniear went to Hastings Saturday last on business Mrs H V Lord was a McCook vis itor the first of the week Some of the members of the M W A lodge of Marion attended the installation of officers at this place Saturday night Mr Murray Graham returned home from Omaha on Monday where he has been taking treatment for his eyes SIGNALS OF DISTRESS McCook People Should Know How to Read and Heed Them Sick kidneys give many signals of distress The secretions are dark contain a sediment Passages are frequent scanty pain ful Backache is constant day and night Headaches and dizzy spells are fre quent The weakened kidneys need quick heft Dont delay Use a special kidney remedy Doans Kidney pills cure sick kid neys backache and urinary disorders McCook evidence proves this state ment Mrs Elizabeth Kummer 208 E Fourth St McCook Nebr says I was subject to backaches and head aches and I knew that my kidneys were sveak as the secretions from these organs were badly disordered Upon taking Doans Kidney Pills I found immediate relief and continued use made my health much better I heartily recommend Doans Kidney Pills and advise their use in all cas es of kidney complaint For sale by all dealers Price 50 cents Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York sole agents for the Unit ed States Remember the name Doans and take no other Subscribe for the Tribune MARION J H Wicks arrived home from Falls City last mid week Merle Powell of Indianola was on our streets Saturday E E Blake and Harvey Sutton at tended M W A lodge at Danbury Saturday night Mrs J W Rozell of Republican City visited her son Arthur and wife one day last mid week Arthur Rozell and wife were Cedar Bluffs visitors between trains Fri day Chas Angell was over from McCoo on business last Thursday Mr and Mrs J H Hatch of Olive township Kansas were calling on the Sutton family one day last mid week Dr Simons of Cedar Bluffs was called to consult with Dr Bartholo mew over the case of little Clarence son of Mr and Mrs John Parker first of last week A C Pew and wife were Lebanon business visitors Monday Martin Nilsson attended district court at McCook as juror Charles Harbor of Des Moines la Sundayed with his aunt and uncle Mrs Smith and Geo Harbor Postoffice Inspector Rice investi gated our postoffice to his entire sat isfaction recently Miss Jennie Beall left first of last week for her home at Tarryville Mo called there by the serious illness of her mother and will make a short visit with friends at Woodruff Kan She expects to be gone a month Floyd Ervin of Danbury who has recently bought the implement busi ness of that place was a business visitor in town one evening last week Chas Wishon was a business visit or at Oberlin Kan one day recently Mesdames Ambler Wade and Ga lusha had a surprise birthday party for their mother Mrs Ellen Plumb at her home it being her 69th birth day Those invited were Mesdames Gockley S E Boyer I M Smiley Smith Naden B E Ashton A Reed and Miss Rose Smith A bounteous dinner was served and Mrs Plumb received many useful presents and late in the afternoon the guests de parted wishing her many more hap ty birthdays A piece of flannel dampened with Chamberlains Liniment and bound on to the affected parts is superior to any plaster When troubled with lame back or pains in the side or chest give it a trial and you are certain to be more than pleased with the prompt relief which it affords Sold by all dealers This paper and The Weekly Inte Dcean and Farmer 125 gets bot for one year Special deal The McCook Tribune he year in advance l T MH UJ I It is SlOi ireciory I jsUL wwiir FIVE MILLION TELEPHONES Are at your elbow if you have a Bell Telephone One great system of which your instrument is a part keeps five million telephones on hair trigger ready for you to call them up night or day in your next block up in Canada or down in Arizona extending every where that man needs telephone service Nebraska Telephone Co CHAS W KELLEY Local Manager Bullard Lumber Co Sells the Best Lumber and Coal BULLARD LUMBER CO Phone no s Lei- She Was Unintelligible to the Last By EMMA MOREHOUSE Copyright by American Press Asso ciation 1011 Miss Marcia Egcrtou was a peculiar girl She seldom did anything as any one else would do it and was always doing things in a way that no one else would think of doing them It is the purpose of this story to chronicle th j roundabout way she acted in a mat ter that concerned herself and several other people In the Orst place Miss Egerton who was an orphan inherited a large estate and came into possession of it when she was eighteen years old The next most important thing about her was an intimate friend Before her mothers death when she was but twelve years old she had conceived a violent affection for Agnes Hart who was badly named because she was not possessed of a heart at all Marcias mother opposed the intimacy and when her daughter was sixteen years old sent her off to school with no other purpose than to get her away from but without avail The two girls kept up an almost daily corre spondence during the whole period of their separation and on Marcias re- f turn were more intimate than before Mrs Egerton died when Marcia was twenty leaving her daughter her own mistress and in possesison of a large property She took her friend Agnes to live with her and lavished upon her everything a girl could desire Several young men each of whom would have liked to win Marcia either for herself or her fortune declared that they were unable to separate her long enough from her girl friend to do so And it was facetiously remarked that any one who married Miss Egerton must have two wives Marcia became interested in a young man Edwin Bond who found more opportunity to court than he availed himself of He admired Marcia but having no fortune himself he objected to being tied to a woman who possess ed one He was one of those young men who feel the zest of making a place for themselves in the world and knew that to do this he must be forced on by a powerful stimulus for the man who marries a fortune is provid ed for and he pays the price which is rt JX A ME jS TWO PEBSONS ENTERED in nine cases in ten constantly be ing reminded that his wife holds the purse strings and money is power Marcia not making any headway with Edwin Bond chose another lover Cecil Baxter Mr Baxter was a fre quent visitor at her house and divided his attentions between the two girls His inclinations drew him rather to ward Agnes than Marcia but since Marcia possessed a fortune and Agnes was poor he accepted the encourage ment of the former and proposed to her and was accepted When a certain scheme of Marcia Egertons was whispered about all who heard it wondered at her infatua tion for her bosom friend On the ground that she did not feel that she would live long she made a will leav ing half her estate to a charitable in stitution to be named for and in mem ory of her mother The other half she divided between her lover and her bosom friend Those who were observant noticed that Baxters inclinations were rather toward his fiancees friend than his fiancee They also noticed that the friend except when the fiancee was present did not show any disposition to compel Mr Baxter to reserve his especial attention for his betrothed These people said What a pity that Marcia should not take herself off to heaven leaving the poor their share of her estate and the lovers the rest of it And yet there were others who claimed that no matter what happens out of usual and conventional lines tongues will wag that these three young people understood one another thoroughly and that was all there was about it All agreed that the bequest was very lovely in Marcia who was just the kind of girl to look out for the happiness of others and was as simple minded as a child Meanwhile Marcia Egerton seemed to be slowly failing Her physician advised her to visit other lands Since she couldnt very well go alone it was suggested that she be married and travel with a man But she replied that she did not propose to throw any such obloquy upon a husband as mak ing a courier of him Then It was XJfE nnm that she would tKe her giu ih her At tai- ewry one said i i t is exactly whi s to have been expected The society of the btxom friend is necessary that of the fiance is not The two friends one day in January sailed on a Mediterranean steamer for Egypt- That is the last any one in America heard from them for several months then one day Agnes returned saying that she had left Marcia start ing for a trip through the Holy Laud She reported her friend very much im proved in health and not at all averse to traveling alone Agnes was tired of traveling and preferred to go home As soon as Marcia learned this which Agnes said she had tried to keep a secret Marcia would not hear of her remaining abroad any longer Agnes after refusing for a long while to re turn had been literally compelled to do so by Marcia Since Agnes and Baxter were seen together a great deal after her return critical persons said that Agnes had come home purposely to monopolize him The case excited more talk than any social happening that had been discussed In the place for years Every one wondered that Marcia Egerton should be so blind By some she was blamed for offering inducement for crime Here were two lovers between whom she stood and who might be tempted to put her out of the way that they might be united each with con siderable means into possession of which they would come at her death Then came a report that an Ameri can lady traveling in the Holy Land had been robbed and murdered The report was confirmed and the ladys name was given as Marcia Egerton She had gone off on an excursion to a lonely place with a single guide where there was something curious to see and he had returned to report that they had been set upon by thugs the lady murdered and her money includ ing travelers checks taken He said that he had buried the body at the place of the murder Baxter cabled and wrote to United States consuls nearest the scene of the tragedy asking for information Noth ing was adduced except the statement of Miss Egertons guide which was taken down in writing and sworn to After waiting six months for the girl to turn up nothing having been heard from her the will was admitted to I probate The evidence of the testators death being deficient the case dragged Cer tain relatives who had hoped to bene fit by the will opposed a settlement of the estate under the plea that there was not sufficient evidence that Miss Egerton was dead It was six months after the reported death that the chan cery court agreed to pay over to bene ficiaries the three parts into which the estate was divided by the will About this time the announcement was made of the engagement of Cecil Baxter and Agnes Hart A statement went forth that Marcia Egerton had had a presentiment that she would be summarily cut off and had requested in the event of her being so that the lover was to marry her friend With angelic unselfishness she had provided In her will for their comfort This satisfied every one except certain per sons who had been watching Mr Bax ter and Miss Hart They averred that though they might state truly Miss Eg ertons part of the transaction it left much to be explained on the part of the two who were about to be mar ried and Inherit a fortune from her who was to have been the bride Baxter and Miss Hart were finally able to count on a date when their in heritance would be paid over to them and they arranged to be married the day after receiving it They agreed that they would place a stained glass window in the church they attended to the memory of the noble girl who had left each of them a comfortable for tune The plan was laid but the order for the work was not to be givenuntil their property had been turned over to them For a wedding trip they were to go to the Holy Land to gather infor mation of the woman they loved and if possible bring the body home for burial One day they received a notice from their attorney that the papers in the case of their inheritance would be ex ecuted the next morning at 11 oclock They were all packed to go away as soon as the marriage ceremony had been performed the day after coming Into possession of their property All other matters including the order for the memorial window had received at tention On the appointed morning they call ed on their lawyer and were taken by him to the office where the transfer was to be made While they were sit ting there two persons entered one of whom especially they had not expected to see They were Edwin Bond and Marcia Egerton now Mrs Bond There is no record of what was said between the testator who had re turned to life and her expected heirs All that is known about the sequel to the meeting is that Mr Baxter and Miss Hart were never married As to the memorial window it was not re quired Many blamed Mrs Bond for hei bc tlon in deceiving her two friends es pecially for going abroad and hiring a native to report her murdered How she made it up with Bond she never told but It was known that he went abroad while she was there and they were married there It has been said at the beginning of this story that Miss Egerton was a pe culiar girl What she meant by her performance at what point she dis covered the truth about Baxter and Agnes she never told any one She certainly went far out of her way to punish them and punished them very severely Whether they received more than they deserved is a question JdfifcS Order of Hearing on Petition for Ap pointment of Administrator In the County Court of Red Willow Jounty Nebraska State of Nebraska County of Red Villow ss To all persons interested in the tn of Stephen N Wilson De ceased On reading the petition of Charles T Wilson praying that the adminis tration of said estate be granted to M O McClure as administrator it is hereby ordered that you and all persons interested in said matter may and do appear at the County Court to be held in and for said coun ty on the 17th day of February A D 1911 at nine oclock a m to show cause if any there be why the prayer of the petitioner should not be granted and that notice of the pendency of said petition and that the hearing thereof be given to all persons interested in said matter by publishing a copy of this order in the McCook Tribune a weekly news paper printed in said county for three successive weeks prior to said day of hearing Witness my hand and seal of said court this 30th day of January A D 1911 Seal J C Moore County Judge O E ELDRED Attorney First publication Feb 2 1911 3ts Civil Service Examinations An examination will be held in the High School building on Febuary tlth for clerks and carriers for the McCook post office The civil serv ce offers many advantages to the oung man who is willing to work 3etter investigate Also an examina ion will be held on April 4th for tenognyphers for all services in the J S Isthmian Canal and Philippines information and blanks may be pro cured from E J Brady Local Sec retary at postoffice Typewriter papers typewriter rib bons carbon papers manifolding pa per mimeograph paper a large se lection to choose from at The Trib une office THEN I lllll Large and Small Jobs are equally well looked after We are ready at short notice to fix all leaks or other repairs 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