It 1
Fire- Proof
Vaults
are acyour disposal Why
not have a Safe Depos t
Box which to keep
your will insurance poli
cies deeds abstracts
notes leaese and other
valnabe ppers In this
ma ne you safe guard
yourself against any pos
sible loss by fire
If you are not familiar
with the plan we will be
glad to have you call at
the bank inspect the
boxes and allow us to ex
plain fully this secure
way of taking care of
your private papers a d
other valuables
First
National
Bank
IcCook Nebr
tro pikp
By F M KIMMELL
Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co
Entprrei nt nostoflicR McCook Nebraska as
second class matter Published weekly
Henry C Richmond a former Red
Cloud newspaperman has been made
pief clerk of the lower house of
l j eNbraska legislature
i
Stratton expects in near future to
works and electric lights
mds craried at an eleg
it last week
State bank opened for
iry 2 1911 C M
known Cambridge
jresident
4 fj
I Arch Hoxsey the
will be laid beside
Iner at Atkinson
idy will be privately
Angeles Calif
ide on
pasure
leasure
land by
The pro
by these
merchaiits
jwns and ujities
to the fanners
hington will fur-
events in Janu
thousand Seattle
2d for the recall
e ground that he
J exnloited by
ch nav for therNTrivilprft
ter Foreign
Cards
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LEGISLATORS AGREE
Democrats Wet and Dry Get To
gether Organize House and
Senate
Everything is smooth and tranquil
in legislative circles Both houses
aave organized and the nominations
of the united democratic members
jave been ratified in the first formal
Kralhering of the thirty second session
fohn Kuhl is speaker named by the
house membership of the democratic
party By the same vote as per cau
cus arrangement the chief clerkship
las been given to Henry C Richmond
f Omaha In the senate end the
resident pro tern is J H Morehead
l Richardson county and the secre
ary of the senate is W H Smith
of Seward After a session lasting
from high neon until 230 the house
tdjourned to meet again this morn
ng at 10 oclock The senate ad
journed to meet at 11 oclock In
ioint session the two houses will can
vass the vote on state officers and de
clare the result This is but a for
mal proposition with one exception
and that is a railway commissioner
What looked for a time like--a
breach within the majority party
which might not he closed for a day
or two has been amicably settled by
judicious compromises on both sides
The democrats are in the main satis
fied and the republicans are more
than satisfied While a majority of
the republicans in each house was pre
Mared to come to the aid of the in
surgent dry democrats in case the
espective fights were carried to the
floors for settlement the general sen
timent of the minority now is that
he settlement effected is perhaps
he best way out that the responsibil
ty now rests on the majority party
and if mistakes occur it alone will be
o blame Lincoln Journal
Advertised List
The following letters cards
ackages remain uncalled for at the
ostoffice
Letters
Clark Mrs Alva H Dixon Mr
L Chaney Mr Thomas 2 Erns
doff Mr John E Guido Vingenzo
Potts Mrs Sim Phinn Mr Peter
2 Rogan Mr John 3 Richeson
Mr F O Smith Nettie Spaulding
Miss Grace
Whfn calling for these please say
hey were advertised
LON CONE Postmaster
WsMJiBffiteiced Saturday
capture will come to McCook It
will if the Denver Post which made
the offer of a reward makes good its
offer
Sheriff Higgins and Marshal
W ihnn nro inf Procf at in - i ntra yr
ust be neld to 1 decide i ---- u
mayor may eontirJon in
is the most conspicu
recall since it drove a
Lmayor from office
lever hesitate to guarantee
Patent flour At the McCook
and Feed Store
McCook Tribune
year in advance
It is 100
START OFF 1911
in the right way by coming Here
and allowing us to take your meaa
ure for a new suit or wi overcoat
Youll be
HE BEST DRESSED MAN v
and your iends -will aU
exclusive mate-
up handsomely
tcould use one
All grades of Oxford flour and
ach sack guaranteed at the McCook
lour and Feed Store
The best I ever used is what
chey say after using Pure Gold flour
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Freakisli Happenings j
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HERE are odd ered that has since run 200 barrels a
yet important day
events in the
days news that
are not found at
the top of the first
page columns yet
are worthy of
reading Those
who seek the
quaint in perus
ing the doings of
everyday folk may be interested in an
Miiuial review of 1910 so far as the
annual happenings go It was a twelve
month prolific of the unique
In the initial month for instance
Mayor Shank of Indianapolis the auc
tioneer executive became a Solomon
Hearing of two violations of the saloon
closing law he ordered the establish
ments shut up until the owners had
attended church on at least one Sunday
morning and had remained throughout
the entire service this to be attested
in writing by the officiating clergyman
The new year was not a day old be
fore the first novelty was evolved in
Frank An gel o
who reported
himself at the
big -Pennsylvania fer
uujmui in - uuu
dclphia for treat
ment He had
heart trouble and
it was accentu
ated every time
he looked at a
pretty girl The
prettier she was
the dizzier he be
came Because of
fl
Jk
tlie numerous
Philadelphia beauties he could not walk
abroad The physicians said it was the
and first case of the kind since 1S1
In the same month P W Scvcrseu
took a corner lot in lieu of salary and
n shotcnni he hwl InmiPfl his pimilovor
Hoy A Hughes Mr D R and j
0 the day n question the lot soIdfor
ly Gudie Mr Vingenzo Michele 2o0000
Vincenzo Guido Fu Michele Tanto
ra Guido Fu Phinn Mr Peter J
Stewart Mr William One Greek Let Sweden where Albert Vystroem of
Htockiiolin was engaged In lighting tor
his skeleton Being hard up a few
years ago he signed a contract with
y nntitn f Tn v - ZO U icihn I
a iortune lie decided to cancel the
contract and rest in peace when dead
The courts however not only upheld
the contract and ordered him to pay
the costs but awarded the institute
damages because Vystroem had ex
tracted two teeth without permission
Another legal item was furnished
by Judge Lea of El Paso Tex In re
leasing all Irishmen brought before
him on March IT if they could fur- I
B
Vt H A
at Atlantic City
for in a single oys
ter he bit into no
less than nine
pearls Valuation
vg proved them to be
worth several hun
dred dollars or
enough to pay his
winter s e a side
board bill
Cornelius Pace of
Rpverl y N J
may never have
heard of the prac
tice of lagniappe
In New Orleans
but he carried our the bonus practice
when he sold his shoemaking estab
lishment to Antonio Flourers His
wife de iding that she preferred the
new purchaser she was thrown in for
full measure the outfit going at the
reasonable price of S0
As to the women in addition to Mrs
Pace Flourers there was Mrs Elena
D Smith who won a 2500 bet from
a Boston physician by successfully
posing for five years as a man also
Mrs Amy D Winship of Racine Wis
aged eighty who entered Ohio State
university at Columbus and began a
special course embracing philosophy
psychology and literature as supple
mentary to a summer school course
she had just finished
A bride of extraordinary appearance
-was seen at South Bend Ind in Oc
tober in Grace Gilbert the bridegroom
being Giles E
Calvin The pe
culiarity was that
the bride sported
a beard eighteen
inches in length
while the bride
grooms sole hir
sute adornment
was a mustache
of tendril ap
pearance
Dalhart Tex
furnished a new
version of the
widows mite parable and it redound
ed to the financial predit of Mrs Josie
Pettis During an anseasonable and
Two queer conceits were wafted
across the salt water from Europe
Ees N3 r
A loyal sub
je t of King
George V
knew of no
better way to
show his de
votion to hi
monarch than
by having an
English jack
tattooed in col
ors on his bald
head with a
reproduction oi
the kings fea
tures on his
M
est The
Berlin Stuttgart express was halted in
the midst of its fastest run by a seL
confident German passenger in order
that he might run back and find hi
false teeth which had bounced through
an open window during a sneezing fit
A legal nrriilion that involved
much judicial diplomacy occurred in
Detroit A woman having a new liar
in mind drew a ten dollar bill from the
bank A gust of wind sent it across
the street where a goat in charge o
a youthful master met and devoured
the bill The boy was arrested on the
charge of theft but proved his inno
cence by killing the goat The treas
ury department recompensed the wo
man by issuing a new bill but no one
paid for the gont
Whats in a name was demonstrated
by the vigorous legal protest of
Boston Norwegian named Kruse who
was naturalized as Crusoe and whose
Christian name was Robinson caus
ing him much anguish About the
same time John Henry Thirey of Long
Island city regretted having named
his youngest Frederick Cook Thirev
of Portland Ore discovered he had and obtained the courts permission to
made a good swap in 1SVJ when lie j alter it but to John II Jr and not
Robert Peary as expected
Beverly X J figured again during
the summer and for all time proved
the merit of the famous Jersey 1110-
Oup of the most freakish legal ac- quito as a watchdog and family guard
tions of the year was reported from Jan Charles Brownson was awakened
one night by a persistent and pointed
skeeter to find that his house was afire
It was a Jersey census enumerator
too who propounded the most puzzling
Uiuv i mi oi yj inn the Royal Institute of Anatomy of all questions
lurs uaaeit uunningnam airs u i Ug Ovor his body after death for a to
lir
lug
counngent consideration uommginto tion counting
peaii It ran
How would you
classify a child
born on the high
seas of a French
mother to a Ger
man father and
brought to At
lantic City N
J to live
Stil examining
It is ected that the Japanese nish bail ofr a shamrock apiece Still Jersey it
1
is
a t - 1 rv i t l l ii
who was recently convicted in Den- a u 1 IolLU t lue
where George Browns theft of ostrich cows on a
y4
T wo plumes valued nt H0 was made a Rocksburg barren county farm in-
man will be sentenced next Saturday peMt iarccnv because the decorations dulged in an undignified bovine jag
mis is the Jap who was captured Were marked down to 23 on that bar- j when the cover was left off the apple
at this place last summer and re- gain day
turned to Denver A bit of good ItKk came to W
It is likely that the reward for his cor Smith of New York while dining
mash trough at the cider mill during
October It took a veterinary surgeon
several hours to reduce the swollen
heads in cold water and the antics of
the herds matrons are still talked of
Another example of the queer hap
penings of 1910 formed part of the
good fortune of L M Raynor of Riv
erhead Long Island who in li0S lost
a watch and chain in the Avoods near
Ins cottage Last June in passing
through the grove he chanced to see
his watch banning on a stout twig
He believes his pocket was picked
while bending down a branch
Halleys comet caused much per
turbation abroad Adam Toma living
in the outskirts of Budapest commit
ted suicide preferring to die by his
own hand rather than be killed by a
wandering star so he wrote
The night watchman of Godello
also in Hungary was less in fear of
the dreaded wanderer for he entered
FSfflK9biJf3
a formal com-
plaint against it
to the village
m a g i s trates In
the follow ing
language The
news of the ap
proaching comet
has plunged ev
erybody in the
neighborhood into
great consterna
tion and the peo
ple as though
driven mad run
about the streets
all night Therefore I would request
the minister of the Interior to be so
kind as to ask the meteorological bu
reau to remove this dangerous comet
from the vicinity
A novel wedding took place in Wash
ington in October the bridal couple
separating Immediately after the cere
mony never to meet again Miss Eu
genie Sauer of Vienna found herself
the sole heir to her uncles vast for
tune but possession was conditional
on her marriage within forty eight
hours of the announcement of her leg
acy She advertised for a highly rec
ommended husband for temporary use
and offered 200 forhis time at the
altar Seventy eight would be bride
grooms responded One was chosen
the service ttus read chilly farewells
severe thunderstorm her little hillside exchanged to say nothing of two S100
pasture was ripped open by a lightning bills and I the bride started for the
bolt and a Spring of crude oil 1 cteamer thdt took her to Austria
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Mens Work Shoes
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A NEW YEAR WISH
In this first issue of the new year
The Tribune wants tc express the
hope that the year 1911 may be one
of the most prosperous and success
ful in every line of activity in the
history of Red Willow county
Logically next year the new year
should be the best ever with every
hopeful helpful progressive citizen
Beyond the Alps lies Italy
So in expressing this wish for
1911 we are giving form in words to
the natural feeling of all men that
there is something better ahead the
yearning for larger success in fu
ture Little progress would be made
in the world without the inspiration
of this universal sentiment among
men
But men are largely the carvers of
their own fortunes and towns and
counties and states are simply men
in the aggregate The measure of
success and prosperity in Red Willow
county in 1911 will be largely in pro
portion to the confidence and energy
and intelligence the business men and
farmers and workmen exhibit in their
several businesses and avocations
Success is largely conditioned on
confidence in self in business and in
the city county and state in wj
one is living
Expressing this idea in local trl
it would mean that if the peoplj
Red Willow county want to advj
the county in production and pr
J ity they must believe in the posj
ities of its soil and climate and I
go ahead in cheerful confidence
seeding and cultivation Those
farm hopelessly do so inviting
ure and disappointment
If we would realize in Mel
what we all fondly wish and
our capitalists must have confifl
in the citys bright and pron1
outlook and must invest their njl
here in developing its induy
building its business blocks
dences etc and in general in fl
ing local indusrties etc
So The Tribunes wish for the
izens of Red Willow county foil
new year is increased courage
confidence
Let all move forward determinl
make the best of all opportutl
and when a year has rolled ail
the chances are that we will
made reasonable progress and rd
a fair measure of success and
perity
NEW WAY OF SM
snowing now to raise more corn wheat i
oats anana and potatoes Good roads ex
hibit and lectures how to nrevent nhni
good music and clean entertainment
mission 25 cents
McConnell for drugs
McConnell fills prescriptions
McMillen prescription druggist
Everything In drugs McConnell
McConnells Fn rjrant Lotion
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By aDDlyinsr two coats of WRIGHTS CONDENSED SMC
directly to tne meat witn a Drusn alter tne meat nas g
through tne salt it win De tnorougniy smoKed win nat
delicious flavor and will keep solid and sweet and free
insects through tne entire summer t
Wrights Condensed Ssno
Is a Hnuid smoke and contains nothing except what is obdM
by burning hickory wood It is put up in square quart bottles only each t
metal cap NEVER SOLD IN BULK A Dottle will sraoKe a barrel of 1
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druggist for FREE BOOK The New Way Be sure to get the si
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