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NORTH OF McCOOK
Cards are out announcing the ap
proaching wedding of Mr John Daw
son and Miss Katie Sellin and Mr
J F Sellin and Miss Mary Dawson
Rudolph Rheinheimer returned last
week from the sandhill country
J F Sellin is working on the boil
er gang in McCook now
The Hullcham Bros were in Mc
Cook Saturday on business
Hexamethylenetramine
Is the name of a German chemical
one of the many valuable ingredients
of Foleys Kidney Remedy Hema
methylenetramine is recognized by
medical text books and authorities
as a uric acid solvent and anti-septic
for the urine Take Foleys Kid
ney Remedy promptly at the first
sign of kidney trouble and avoid a
serious malady A McMillen
Lily Pi i Flour when once us
ii wtll narisfv vou
Scene from Act IV Edwin Milton Royles Great Play The Squaw
Man which appears at Temple Theatre Monday November 21st
IT IS EASY TO SEW ON
on the machine run by
the Emerson motor No
danger to womans health
Fits down under the table
out of the way The foot
regulates the speed
Try One
McBRAYER
NO 210 MAIN AVE--Upstairs
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DANBURY
Richard Lumb left Tuesday even
ing for a visit in Missouri
The Burlington fence gang has
been repairing fences in this neigh
borhood and doing other necessary
repair work in their line
Rev Henry Martin occupied the
Congregational pulpit Sunday even
ing
Mike Doud has improved his resi
dence by the addition of a nice front
Aaron Dow and father of Bartley
were in town last Thursday on a
short visit
There was a well filled house at
the band concert Saturday evening
Mrs C W Rogers and daughter
Marguerite from south of Marion
were Danbury visitors Wednesday
C A Gentry and family departed
Tuesday for their new home in
Colorado
A basket social was held in the
hall Friday evening
Jess Smith an old pioneer of Dan
bury died at his home west of town
Friday night A daughter Mrs Cl
E Emerson lives in McCook
Miss Vairc Godown who has been
in Idaho for the last nine months
arrived home Friday
Main street is being treated to a
cover of rock and dirt is being plac
ed on top of that
J B Dolph arrived home Monday
from a visit in the eastern part of
the state
Herb Watkins has moved from
t south of Marion to Whitney Kansas
where his folks live
James Lister will shortly have a
public sale and afterwards will re
j move with his family to Florida
B B Duchworth was over from
Indianola Sunday to attend the bur
ial of Jess Smith
Prof and Mrs Morris have moved
to the west part of town
Mack Ryan of Wilsonville was up
Saturday to hear the band concert
fit i rural tiiiiHjn
Unexpected Diversions That
Were Not on the Bills
BILL NYES TACTFUL QUERY
It Saved an Embarrnsing Gituation
and Turned a Painful Siience rto a
Burst of Laughter A Simple Notice
That Made an Audience It ar
The funniest humor i the unl iten
tiona kind The best comeiy is that
which lias never boen reiiearsJ or
premeditated but springs to life in
close straits when everything of suc
cess for the platform performer e
pends on his holding the spot lig t nt
his audiences attention throb b i cru
cial strain caused by unexpected di
version
Some of the involuntarv humor of
the platform is worth remembering
nhd repeating For instance
Onre upon a time a lecturer reached
his date at 730 He had to rt his sup
per shave and dress between then and
the usual scheduled startinrr time
815 Accordingly he dressed with more
haste than he had intended and two
top buttons of his trousers failed to
receive proper attention This showed
plainly in the glare of the footlights
and a bit of his dress shirt protruded
noticeably The audience had a hard
time being courteous and reconciling
the ridiculousness of the spenkers ap
pearance with the serious dignity and
beauty of his lecture Still all would
have been well but for the fact that at
the close of the address and while the
speaker still sat on the platform in his
unconscious dishabille the platform
manager rose and announced impres
sively
The next number on this splendid
course will be given two weeks from
tonight by Dr Robert Mclntyre who
will deliver his celebrated lecture
Buttoned Up People
The audience shrieked and to this
day through the tender hearted for
bearance of those people that lecturer
does not know why the announcement
of his confreres beautiful word pic
ture lecture created just that kind of
enthusiasm
At one time Dr Thomas E Green
was submitted to the long Introduction
agony He stood It as patiently as
possible and so did the audience but
when the introducer ceased and bowed
out the paid speaker of the evening
Dr Green walked forward and said in
his most ministerial tone
I am going to add a phrase to the
litany making it read as follows
From our traducers und our intro
ducers good Lord deliver us
Sometimes a town committee is can
tankerous and takes on a degree of
choiciness never dreamed of or aspir
ed to by a city committee At one
time Elias Day a makeup artist was
behind the scenes laying out his wigs
beards etc when a committeeman
came back to see him After the
usual greetings the committeeman
said
I hope to goodness youre bettern
the last number on our course was
Who was it asked Mr Day
Dr Russell Conwell of Philadelfy
Didnt you like him asked Day In
a daze
Rotten said the committeeman
Who came before that
Leland T Powers of Boston
Well you liked him of course
Tumble rotten
And what did you have before
that asked Day now prepared for
anything
Schumann Heink and her compa
ny
Did you hear her
Everbody a kickin Said she was
poorern home talent
Well said Day the settledness of
despair in his tone youll like me
But perhaps the best instance of per
fect adaptation on the spur of the mo
ment is found in an anecdote Bob Bur
dette vouched for as having been the
experience of his illustrious contem
porary Bill Nye
Nye and Burbunk were being starred
that year by Major Pond They were
doing the Canadian provinces and oil
the night of the special episode were
at Victoria British Columbia Bur
bank was doing heavy dramatic work
as the best possible foil for Nyes
subtle and side racking humor But
in the audience were several men who
had that eveniny tasted too frequently
of the flowing bowl These would oc
casionally break forth with remarks
that were models of untimeliness
Finally when Burbank was in the
midst of his most fascinating and trag
ic reading and the audience was hold
ing its breath one whose breath was
too strong to be held burst out into
a maudlin snatch of song which utter
ly sidetracked and discouraged the lec
turer The speaker stopped lost and
confused beyond recall
But Just as the silence was begin
ning to be felt Nye stepped blandly
aid quickly from behind the scenes
Inid his hand on his companions arm
and gazed thoughtfully over the bouse
Then in a mild but distinct voice he
asked
Is Dr Leslie E Keeley in the
room
Ever the fact that It was a near
British audience could not hide the
consummate wit of the remark and
the evening was saved and made a
triumph Instead of ignomlnous defeat
for the speakers Strickland W Gil
lllan In St Louis Republic
What is celebrity The advantage
of feeing known to people who dont
JtttMV yon Cbamfort
Girt OF GAB
Why Stephenson Thought There Wa3
No Pover Equal to It
When George Stephenson was visit
ing the seat of Sir Robert Peel at
Drayton on one occasion says the
writer of Famous British Engineers
there happened to be present Dr
Buckland the scientist and Sir Wil
liam FoIIctt the famous advocate
Stephenson discussed with Dr Buck
laud one of his favorite theories as to
the formation of coal and though un
doubtedly in the right was ultimately
vanquished by the arguments and ora
tory of the doctor who was a better
master of tongue fence than himself
Next morning while pondering over his
defeat in the solitude of the garden he
was accosted by Sir William Follett
and confided to that gentleman the
story of his failure
Sir William acquainted with the de
tails of the matter in dispute agreed
to take up the case and soon after
ward attacked Dr Buckland on the
subject A long discussion ensued in
which the man of law completely si
lenced the man of science who was
at last compelled to own himself van
quished Sir Robert Peel highly
amused at this example of tit for
tat then turned to the inventor and
inquired with a laugh
And what do you say on this mat
ter Mr Stephenson
Why he replied I will only say
this that of nil the powers above and
under the earth there seems to me no
power equal to the gift of the gab
QUAINT EPITAPHS
Gems From Ancient Graveyards In
Suffolk England
The Suffolk England Institute of
Archaeology has been collecting epi
taphs from the ancient graveyards
throughout the shire and several of
the most curious are here printed One
shows traces of a pessimistic philoso
phy surprising when we consider the
strong orthodoxy of the day when the
epitaph was written
Beneath this stone lies Catherine Gray
Changed to a lifeless lump of clay
By earth and clay she got her pelf
And now shes turned to clay herself
Who knows but in the course of years
In some tall pitcher or brown pan
She In her shop may stand again
Another from Suffolk reads as fol
lows
Here lies Robert Wallas
The King of Good Fellows
Clerk of All Hallows
And maker of bellows
These which follow could scarcely be
lines chosen by the reverend occupant
of the tomb himself a clergyman
named Chest
Here lies at rest I do protest
One Chest within another
The chest of wood was very good
Who says so of the other
And to conclude here is a bit of phi
losophy that cannot be improved by
any of the great thinkers of all time
Here I lie outside the chancel door
Here I He because Im poor
The further In the more they pay
But here I lie as warm as they
A Wooden Head
Certain members of the house party
were describing the accidents that bad
happened to them during their various
careers Adventures by flood fire and
field had all been well received and
De Sappleby eager for fame thought
it was his turn
D3 011 know he said I bad a very
painful experience once I ran a con
founded splinter quite half an inch
long right under my finger nail dont
you know
Really Mr de Sappleby said a
maiden of the party IIow did you
do it
Well be said it happened like
this As lie spoke he unconsciously
raised bis hand and scratched his fore
head
Oh I see she interrupted sweetly
IIow very careless of you St Paul
Dispatch
Carpets and Rugs
Carpets and rugs were originally em
ployed by oriental nations for sitting
reclining and kneeling purposes during
devotion When introduced among
the western peoples they were for a
long time used for purely ornamental
purposes covers for tables or couches
and for laying before altars or chairs
of state upon great occasions Carpets
were brought to Europe by the Moors
but It was well into the eighteenth
century before they came into any
thing like general use
Every Little Movement
A visitor to the cobblers shop no
ticed one day a barrel half full of tiny
brass cogwheels
Why he said what are all those
for
Goodness knows answered the
cobbler with a careless laugh I get
about a cupful out of every clock I
mend Philadelphia Bulletin
Reason For His Disgust
Hes disgusted with the way the
politicians are running things in this
town
Is that so
Yes he ran for office and was de
feated Detroit Free Press
Nibbles the Wood
Im tired of this old joke about a
woman sharpening a pencil with her
husbands razor
Theres nothing in it No woman
sharpens a pencil She gnaws it to a
point Pittsburg Post
Too Near
What animal said the teacher of
the class In natural history makes
the nearest approach to man
The flea timidly ventured the lit
tle boy with the curly hair Chicago
Tribune
Both Speedy and Effective
This indicates the action of Foley
Kidney Pills as S Parsons Battle
Creek Mich illustrates I have been
afflicted with a severe case of kidney
and bladder trouble for which I
found no relief until I used Foley
Kidney Pills These cured me entire
ly of all my ailments I was trou
bled with backaches and severe
shooting pains with annoying urinary
irregularities The steady use of
Foley Kidney Pills rid me entirely
of all my former troubles They have
my highest recommendation A
McMillen
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Notice to Creditors
The State of Nebraska Red Willow
county ss
In the County Court of Red Willow
county Nebraska
In the matter of the estate of Eva
A Tomlinson deceased
To the creditors of said estate
You are hereby notified that I will
sit at the County Court Room in Mc
Ccok in said county on the Cth day
of May 1911 at the hour of nine
oclock a m to examine all claims
against said Estate with a view to
their adjustment and allowance The
time limited for the presentation of
claims against said Estate is six
months from the 28th day of Octo
ber A D 1910 and the time limited
for payment of debts is One Year
from said 28th day of October 1910
Witness my hand and seal of said
County Court this 2Sth day of Octo
ber 1910
Seal
J C MOORE County Judge
C E ELDRED Attorney
First publication Nov 3 4t
NOTICE
The Mangelsdorf Brothers Company
a corporation defendant will take no
tice that on the twentieth day of Oc
tober 1910 Egbert H Everist the
plaintiff herein filed his petition in
the county court of Red Willow coun
ty in the State of Nebraska against
said defendant the object and prayer
of which are to recover a judgment
against said defendant for the sum
two hundred ten and 23 100 dollars
with interest thereon at seven per
cent per annum from the first day
of December 1909 for moneys ad
vanced and services rendered as
agent for the defendant under a con
tract in purchasing alfalfa seed and
bags for the said defendant at its
request during the months of Octo
ber and November 1909 The plain
tiff has caused to be issued out of
said county court an order of attach
ment in said case against said de
fendant and the sheriff of said coun
ty has levied the same upon forty
one bushels and twenty five pounds
of alfalfa seed the property of afore
said defendant in said Red Willow
county for the satisfaction of the
amount due as aforesaid
You are required to answer said
petition on or before the fifth day
of December 1910
W S MORLAN
Attorney for Plaintiff
First publication Nov 3 4t
Order of Hearing on Original Probate
of Will
State of Nebraska Red Willow
county ss
At a County Court held at the
County Court Room in and for said
County October 29 1910
Present J C Moore County Judge
In the mater of the estate of Ira
H Harrison deceased
On reading and filing the petition
of Margaret J Harrison praying that
the Instrument filed on the 29th day
of October 1910 and purporting to
be the last Will and Testament of
said deceased may be proved ap
proved probated allowed and record
ed as the last Will and Testament
of the said Ira H Harison Deceased
and that the execution of said instru
ment may be committed and the ad
ministration of said estate may be
granted to Margaret J Harrison and
Reason O Harrison as executors
Ordered that November 19 1910 at
one oclock p m Is assigned for
hearing said petition when all per
sons interested in said matter may
appear at a County Court to be held
in and for said County and show
cause why the prayer of petitioner
should not be granted and that no
tice of the pendency of said petition
and the hearing thereof be given to
all persons interested in said matter
by publishing a copy of this order In
the McCook Tribune a weekly news
paper printed In said County for
three successive weeks prior to said
day of hearing
Seal
J C MOORE County Judge
C E ELDRED Attorney
First publication Not 3 1910 3t
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PROFESSIONAL AND
BUSINESSD1RECT0RY
DR C M DUNCAN
Physician
Surgeon and
Electrician
All chronic diseases treated with
electricity
Lady attendant in office
Phone 26
Office in residence third block east
of Temple theatre
ROLAND R REED M D
Physician and Surgeon
Local Surgeon B M
Phones Office 163 residence
217 Office Rooms 5 6 Temple
building McCook Neb
DR J O BRUCE
Osteopath
Phone 55
Office over Electric Theatre on
Main Ave
DR HERBERT J PRATT
Registered Graduate
Dentist
Office 212 Main av over Mc
Connells drug store Phones Of
fice 160 residence black 131
DR R J GUNN
Dentist
Phone 112
Office Rooms 3 and 5 Walsh
building McCook
DR J A COLFER
Dentist
Phone 378
Room 4 Postoffice building Mc
Cook Neb
R H GATEWOOD
Dentist
Phone 163
Office Room 4 Masonic temple
McCook Neb
DR EARL O VAHUE
Dentist
Phone 190
Office over McAdams store Mi
Cook Neb
C E ELDRED
Lawyer
Bonded Abtracter and
Examiner of Titles
Stenographer and notary In office
McCook Nebraska
JOHN E KELLEY
Attorney at Law and
Bonded Abstracter
Agent of Lincoln Land Co and of
McCook Water Works Co Office in
Postoffice building McCook Neb
JAMES HART M R C V S
Veterinarian
Phone 34
Office Commercial barn McCook
Nebraska
L C STOJiL CO
Jewelers Opticians
Eyes tested and fitted Fine re
pairing McCook Neb
H P SUTTON CO
Jewelers
and Opticians
Watch Repairing Goods of quality
Main avenue McCook Nebraska
JENNINGS HUGHES CO
Plumbing Heating
and Gas Fitting
Phone 33
Estimates furnished freeBasement
Postoffice building
A G BUMP
Real Estate
and Insurance
Office 302 over Woodworths dxu
store
Go to NELMS FEED STORE
for the
FAMOUS CAMBRIDGE FLOUR
and all kinds of feed
Phone 186
Your combings
made into switches and puffs
MRS L M THOMAS
Phone Asa 2354
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