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Minutes Board of Education
August 1 1910
Board met in regular session in
superintendents office
The following members were pres
ent Doan Barnes Lawritson Suess
and Supt Taylor
Minutes of Jury 12 and 13 were
read and approved
Mr O R Peterson representing
the Safety Fire Escape Company was
present and gave a demonstration
Moved that the board purchase one
of the fire escapes Motion carried
The following bills were read
C Woodworth 100
P H LeBrocq 2175
Jos Vincent 3055
The Worrell Co 1050
C B Q R R 2200
Jennings Hughes 405
Whitney Hosier 675
On motion the bills were allowed
The following bids on supplies were
read
Nebraska School Supply House
f o b McCook 21200
A McMillen f o b school
house 22200
L W McConnell f o b school
house 22500
Atlas School Supply Co f o
b McCook 21500
Moved that the bid of A McMillen
be accepted Carried
Bids on 400 pounds 40 formalde
hyde and 250 pounds permanganate of
potassium were read
Beatty Baum Chemical Co
C R Woodworth Co
L W McConnell
A McMillen
9100
S250
S000
S200
On motion bid of L W McConnell
was accepted
On motion a years leave of ab
sence was granted Grace Lant on ac
count of ill health
Resignation of Ida H Bowles from
the high school faculty having been
appointed to a position by the U S
government in the high school at
Cristobal Canal Zone Panama Avas
read On motion resignation was ac
cepted
Adjourned to meet at call of pres
ident
C W BARNES Secretary
GRANT
Threshing is well under way and
wheat si not turning out as well
as expected
The Wesch brothers are thresh
ing for John Smith and Henry Wesch
at present They are moving right
along and doing a good job
John Crom from McCook who was
out to run the Wesch Bros engine
resigned last Friday and walked
to town 0
Raymond Hoerner from Pennsylvan
ia is staying with Chas Wesch at
present
Chas A Wesch and Raymond Hoer
ner were visitors at McKinzies and
Carfields Sunday
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TEMPERANCE COLUMN
Conducted b the McCook W C T U
The Temperance Failure
Did you ever realize how thorough
ly the temperance movement has fail
ed
Ail you have to do is to read the
tirades of the liquor dealers Tempe
ance and the entire prohibition move
jirentare a consummate failure Tiier j
is nothing like it in the catalogue
The whole thing is a monumental
J fiasco from beginning to end disgust- j
ingly so There is not a single
Tricks Any Husband Can Learn
To tell yellow from green in match
ing silk To wash the dishes without
breaking more than two To keep
quiet when hes spoken to To face
the cook when shes angry To lind
out what ails the gas rauge To stand
in line an hour for two trading stamps
To set up his wifes brother in busi
ness To get up winter nights to in
vestigate robbers To smile when
his old sweethearts pictures are
burned up To prefer halma at home
to billiards at the club To drop his
old friends because they are vulgar
To give up coffee because it disagrees
with his wife Puck
Bow Wow
I never sau sage a dog
wurst Life
Its the
II M II
Charges of Congressman Martin
Which Will Bring About a Con-
gressional investigation
1 tige of success about it not a bit i Pueblo scums to be getting up steam
For who ever wants to can always j for a record run of land graft charges
gei ins rum any wnere it is a tail- w iiicb he declares will involve the
I ure
1
1 And yet all the liquor forces in
I America
are holding conventions
TWO W0PDSDEFINED
Difference Between a Sanitarium and
a Sanatorium j
The words sanitarium and J
lonum are popularly understood to
have the same meaning and are gen
erally used interchangeably when des
ignnting or describing places of ref
uge for sick people but there is m
fact quite a distinction between the
meaning ot the two words In answer
to a correspondent on this subject the
Literary Digest says-
The distinction between these words
lies in the fact that they are derived
from two different Latin roots San
atorium is deried from the late Latin
sauatorius meaning health giving Th
term relates specially to an institution
for treatment ot disease or care ot in
valids especially an establishment em
ploying natural therapeutic agents or
conditions peculiar to the locality or
some specific treatment or treating
particular diseases On the other
hand sanitarium is derived from the
Latin sauitas from sanus meaning
whole or sound Sanitarium relates
more specifically to a place where the
hygienic conditions are preservative of
health as distinguished from one
where therapeutic agencies are em
ployed nence it is thu province of
a sanitarium to preserve health that
of a sanatorium to restore it Care
should be exercised in combining the
proper vowels in these two words in
order to indicate correct Iv the deriva
rion
Teaching the Cutpurses
Stow in his account of London be
tween 15G0 and li0 depicts an inn
kept by a kind of Fagin of the time of
Queen Elizabeth One Wottou kept
an alehouse near Billingsgate
and in the same house he procured all
the cutpurses about the city to repair
There was a school set up to learn
young boys to cut purses Two de
vices were hung up The one was a
pocket the other was a purse The
pocket had in it certain counters and
was hung about with hawks bells
and over the top did hang a little scar
ing bell The purse had silver in it
And he that could take out a couuter
without any noise was allowed to be
a public foyster And he that could
take a piece of silver out of the purse
without noise of any of the bells was
adjudged a judicial nypper according
to their terms of art A foyster was a
pickpocket a nypper was a pickpurse
or cutpurse
tcri member of congress from
Colorado John A Martin of
sugar trust the attorney general of
the United Stales and the bureau or
insular affairs that branch of the war
raising large sums of money hiring department which has to do with the
astute lawyers organizing great cam
paigns and lying awake nights gener
alj planning some way of meeting
that failure and overcoming it
Strange what a real good sized Fail
ure with a capital F can do Let us
have more like unto it So say the
forces of righteousness everywhere
BOX ELDER
Mr and Mrs C E Johnston and
daughter Zepha of Wauneta were over
Sunday visitors at the home of Mr
and Mrs V A Irons north of Box
Elder
Ben and Jack Lytle of Perry visit
ed their brother F G Lytle a few
days last week
The church at this place has been
closed for a couple of days on
account of scarlet fever
Edith and Talbot Lytle returned
home Monday evening from a
weeks visit with their aunt Mrs
Ben Lytle near Ferry
Mrs f corse Harrison entertained
friends fioiu Superior a part of last
week
Mrs Martha Johnson went to Al
ma Tuesday mornig to visit her
daughter Mrs E T Stewart whose
husband has gone to Ohio on a visit
administration of the Philippine Is
lands The Martin engine of accusa
tion takes a straight air line shoot
across the Pacific ocean with the
friar lands ol the archipelago as stop
ping point
Congressman Martin charges in ef
fect that the San Jose friar estate of
about jjoOGO acres was sold to an
agent of the sugar trust as the result
of an opinion lrom Attorney General
George V Wickershnm whose law
firm represented the trust at the time
he entered the Taft cabinet Mr Mar
tin under his own signature is prod-
President Thomas Denial Attor
ney General Wickershams
Opinion Is Cited
By ROHliitTUS LOVE hul tendered an opinion to the effect
-7 IXTEEN years ago a locomotive i 5lt these friar lands were not subject
fireman in Missouri now a first IO nutations Pt b congress upon
mit 11
miinnr minis ul proceeded 10
gel hiisj at once ami inquire into the
whys wherefores ot the sale of
tcim u res in one bunch
Congressman Martins efforts brought
about lute in the session the appoint
ment f a congressional committee to
go to the islands and make si thorough
in estimation and report
John A Martin is known In Colorado
as a forensic lighter of the strenuous
stripe lie is young only forty-two-an
represents a district which In
cludes the greater pan of the area of
his state He is a Democrat who over
came a large Republican plurality at
his election in the fall of 1508 He
made a spellbinding speaking tour of
the forty four counties in his district
and it was predict id by his friends
that in the event of his el ti i he
would lie heard from nationally lie
begin hi career as a railn ad section
hand woikiug up to a fireman-
Then when he uent out on a stnki
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XEW YCrK REFINERY OF THE IX TlIE INVESTIGATION
r ruiNriiAL figure sugar trust and three op
Igal of accusations of subterfuge eva
sion and equivocation on the part of
high government ofiicials in their ef
forts to explain the saie of the friar
estate General Clarence R Edwards
head of the bureau of insular affairs
and for years a close friend of Presi
dent Taft is included Avith the attor
ney general in the Colorado congress
mans allegations of equivocal ex
planations
Sugar Trust Head Benies
As an offset to the Martin allega
tions President Washington B Thom
as of the American Sugar Refining
company has given out the following
statement from the oflices of that con
cern In New York
In reference to the statement of
Congressman Martin published in one
of the morning papers in regard to
the alleged interest of the American
Sugar Refining company in the Philip
pines Congressman Martin must have
been misinformed The American
Sugar Refining company has not now
and never has had any interest direct
ly or indirectly in any lands in the
Philippines nor has it at any time
sought to acquire such interest One
of the directors of the company did
purchase land on his own account
without the knowledge of or consult
ing with the other din etors as he
considered the matter purely per
sonal
The company does not contemplate
any investments whatever in the
Philippines
The crux of the Martin crusade lies
In the fact that the organic law of
the Philippine archipelago enacted by
congress in 1102 provides that individ
uals shall be limited to the acquire
ment of forty acres and corporations
or associations to 2o00 acres of the
public domain of the islands When
last January Mr Martin read in a
newspaper that the entire San Jose
friar estate had been sold to a repre
sentative of the Havemeyer sugar in
terests and that the attorney general
with his union he decided to get into
a line of work not subject to strikes
and lockouts lie studied law withov
attending a law school
Now the Nemesis of the sugar trust
has returned to Colorado to make a
hard fiirht for re election but he de
clares that whether he stays in con
gress or not he will continue his cru
sade for the protection of the Filipino
lands from exploitation Originally it
is said he was an expansionist but
since having made a study of the
problem he has become a restrictionist
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TIE MIA
She Is Really a Wonderful Woman
In rlsr Own Way
A GREAT HAND WITH YARBS
She Can Brew Them Into a Medicine
That Hits the Spot Every Time and
Is Better Than a Doctors Visit
How She Made Old Pulsifer Jump
My Aunt Julia Is really a wonder
ful woman exclaimed the low browed
man placing his feet on the managers
desk She hasnt any diplomas from
medical colleges lint when it comes to
curing a sick man she can give the
ordinary doctor a start of ten years
and beat him around a block Aunt
Julia has linn faith in yarbs
Von mean herbs interrupted tin
professor
I dont mean anything or the kind
I mean You go over to Aunt
Julia and mention yarbs and her ees
will brighten up and shell ask you to
sit down and eat a piece of pie but
if you began talking about herbs shed
paste you one with her trusty sauce
pan and knock off a corner of your
sca Aunt Julia Is pretty toueh
all nt some things
uiie day Id Mrs Doolittle bleu
into 1 lie iinusr 10 peud the afternoon
and Amu Julia happened to say thai
something tiiienel 111 Anrile Mrs
Doolittle things jie knows more than 1
Websters unadulterated dictionarv be
cause she taught school about ll 1
years ago when she was a young
man and she called my aunt down and I
said that there was 110 such word as
Aprile
You mean April my dear sajs J
she j
l dont mean mv snob docirom I
thing says my aunt I mean Aprile j
and if you dont like It Mrs Doolittle
ou can lump it and be blamed to f
you
j Well they fanned away for live
minutes or so and their language be-
g111 to make the shingles fall off the
roof and I was thinking of sending in
I a hurry call for the cops when Mrs
royal palace of Abyssinia A dose of
then 1 always wake with a yell She
s an old fashioned woman She gath
ers her yarbs at certain stages of the
moon and when she is brewing her
medicines ahe mutters incantations
and makes passes with her hands and
does a lot ot tricks that make your
blood run cold But her remedies hit
the spot
Old man Pulsifer you know was
a hopeless invalid for a jear lie sat
UL us inci wgui iinis is iu u
east corner of graveyard and stewed
his construction of the
upon organic
tuem QVer SQW fl and tue brolh
law relating to the islands the con-
Chairman Olmsted Cautious
The chairman of the committee on
insular affairs of the house of repre
sentatives Congressman Martin E
Olmsted says regarding Congressman
Martins statements as to the disposi
tion of the friar lauds
It would be manifestly improper for
me to comment on Mr Martins inter
view He will have ample opportunity
The principal question appears to
be one of construction of law The
United States acquired about
000 acres of land from Spain This it J
practically gave to the people of the
Philippines stipulating however that
no one person should be permitted to
acquire more than sixteen hectares
about forty acres
Congress also authorized the Phil
ippine government to buy the so called
friar lauds amounting to about 400
000 acres issue bonds to pay for thetn
and sell the lands and anply the
she made from them would have warp-
smell of the stuff when Aunt Julia
took the cork from the bottle and i
pale green sweat broke out on his j
brow But I seized him by the top of I
his head and pulled bis mouth open
and my aunt poured down about forty
kilometers of her redhot dope and
when it had sizzled into his stomach
he let out one warwhoop and streaked
out of doors like a professional Mara
thon runner When we found him a
to present to the committee any facts couple of hours later he was standin
in his possesion i iu the creek which was full of ice
ter trying to get his vitals cooled off
I defy any regular practitioner to
make a quicker cure than that Wait
Mason in Chicago News
Easily Said
Some of these tongue twisters arc
really very hard to enunciate for in
stance the sea ceaseth and it suf
fleet h us
That th eathily thald lithpingly
thmiled Mith Elithabeth Vou
ply thay it tho The thea theatheth
and It thuffltheth uth Life
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ner cone meuicme win maKe a man s y
insides feel as though he had
lowed a porcupine
I had the colic last summer and the
medicine she inide for mo liifl smnle
Lincoln Sanitarium
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We now hnudle the tst
grades of Colo and IVmij
coals in connection with
our grain buBinus
Give ug 1 trial order
Phone JGf
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Shampooing Kair Dreeing
Scalp and Facial Treatment j
L M CLYDE
Phone 72 Ill W B St Up StsJrs
Dr Herbert J Pratt
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DENTIST
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lruf Moil fMk Nl
Doolittle left the house by way of the 1 Telephone
window and jumped three fences with- j
1 out touching them in her haste to get
home A lot of saucepans and other
- household utensils whizzed past her
ears and seemed to stimulate her
J Thats the sort of woman Aunt
lulia is Now if you want to go over j
uid talk to her about herbs I wont
interlere j
If theres anything my aunt delights
111 it is doctoring people She hasnt t
1 bit of use for drug store medicines g
tshe brews her own remedies and she m
doesnt think anything will help a
sick person unless it tastes like the 5
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Sulpha Saline Springs
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WHITNEY HOSIER
Draymen
in a wheeled chair and his wife fed
him with the fire shovel and all the Office First Etcr
members of the family were kept so South of DsGrollS
busy waiting on him that they hadnt
time to wind the clock or prime the
pump llo said be bad paralysis of
the worst kind and everybody believed
him Aunt Julia went over there one
day and looked at the old mans tongue
and poked him in the ribs and tapped
him with a tuning fork and said sh
could cure him up so quick it would
make his head swim
If you can cure that man so hell
be of some use in the world said Mrs
Pusifer Ill give you the silk crazy
quilt my grandmother gave me when
she was dying
i Aunt Julia gathered a lot of yarbs
at the dark of the moon in the south
i
gressman believing that the corporate ed tb armor pate of a battlesuIp t
interests have sought a loophole and new bv bo smel of it tuat k
apparently have found it in the
lhQ an1
rea stlnKO vou can t jmagin
ney generals opinion that the organic hfJW gIad l was that Y dIlnt uave t
law as to land acquirement limitations take it Wien sue wcnt over tl dopi
does extend to the friar lands Mr
not oId pUSjfer SJe insisted on my goim
Martins contention is that the law Rlonr lo nejp oId him own
covers all public lands in the Tlle oId min djln t want t0 take it
i Anybody could see that He got a
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