1 w I x R W McBRAYER Electrical Contractor House and Store Wiring a specialty Complete line of Fixtures Shades and Supplies of all kinds 210 y2 Main Ave Office phone black 433 Res red 341 Alaska Refrigerators are sold in flcCook by H P Waite and Co TheTribiine It is Just One Dollar the Year STANSBERRY LUflBER CO Everything in Lumber At Live and Let Live Prices Phone 5o sxsxss so Summer Coal Try our Pea Coil for summer use Its All Uoal We carry a regu lar stock of coal and can meet all your need9 Phone 1G9 Updike Grain Co Xx What Happened To Jones And a lot of other People Is Described In G6e HOME PAPER TAKE IT REGULARLY Middleton Ruby PLUMBING and STEAM PITTING All work guaranteed Phone 1S2 McCook Nebrask A G BUMP Real Estate and Insurance Room Two over McConnells drug store McCook Nebraska F E Whitney Walter Hosier WHITNEY HOSIER Draymen Prompt Services Courteous Treatment Reasonable Prices GIVE US A TRIAL Office First Door South of DeGrofFs CO Phones 13 and Black 244 AL We now handle the best grades of Colo and Penna coals in connection with our grain business Give us a trial order Phone 262 Real Easterday McCQOK NEB ps liMN Hfcftup CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS Congregational Preaching at 11 and 8 oclock Sunday school at 10 a m Christian Endeavor 7 oclock Prajer meeting Wednesday evening at eight oclock The public is cor dially invited to these services Rev R T Bayne Pastor Episcopal Preaching services at St -loans church at 11 a m and 750p m Sunday school at 10 a m Com munion 1st Sundnjs 11 a m 3rd Sun days 745 a m each month AJl are welcome to these serviceo E R Eakle Rector Chki tiax Sunday - school at ten oclock Preaching 2nd aud 4th Sun day mornings and evenings C E at 7 oclock Eldek b D IIobson Pastor Catholic Order of services Mass 30 am Mass and sermon 103 J am ivening service at 8 oclock Sunday p m Every Sunday WM J KlRWIN O M I Methodist Sunday school at 10 am Sermons by pastor at 11 and 8 Class at 12 Junior League at 3 Epworth League at 643 Prayer meeting Wed nesday night at 745 Bryant Howe Pastor Baptist Sunday school at ten oclock a m Preaching at 11 a m and 745 p m B Y P U 045 p m Prayer meeting and Bible study on Wednesday at 8 p m A most cordial invitation is e anded to all to worship with us Francis E Jams Pastor Evangelical Lutheran Sunday School at 930 a m Preaching at 1030 a m and 730 p m by pastor Junior C E at 130 p m Senior C E at 700 p m Prayer meetings every Wednesday and Satur day evenings at 730 All Germans cordially invited to these services Rev Gustav Hen kelmann 505 3rd street West 1 Prrmnri v Cntuvor 91Q ATfltn A Ta aue Services Sunday at 11 a m and Wednesday at 8 p m Reading Room open all the time Science literature on sale Evangelical Lutheran Regular German preaching services in church corner of E and 6th street east every Sunday morning at 1030 All Germans cordially invited Rev Wm Brueggeman 607 5th st East Glad to Recommend Them Mr E Weakley Kokomo Ind says After taking Foley Kidney Pills the severe backache left me my kidneys became stronger the se cretions natural and my bladder no longer pained me I am glad to recommend Foley Kidney Pills In a yellow package A McMillen Good Advice Know thyself but tell no one what thou knowest Life Stories of King George V His Queen and Their Family M lTR lfS tSfJ OTWITHSTAND ING the fact that KingGeorge V as the new sov ereign of the British empire will be known Is generally regarded as n colorless individ ual and has even been called auil he has not been without distinguishing traits For one thing he is a good sailor the most extensive traveler of all the royal personages of Europe a capable business man n de voted hunter and fisherman a model husband and father a quiet chap with out fuss and feathers and withal on occasion a wit The exhibitions of his humor have been rare but that is not wholly a drawback Here is one story that illustrates their quality Sample of His Humor LTe was present at one of the famous Savage club dinners and as is usual on such occasions menu cards were circulated about the table for auto graphs When a numerously signed card reached the then prince with a generous space at the top for his sig nature he ran his eye over the names upon it Among them were Sir Henry Irving James Iiryce and Winston Churchill and down near the bottom in a cramped handwriting was the au tograph of Hall Caine I am very glad to see that the prince is reported to have said Now at least I can truthfully say Ive read something Hall Caine has written He put his autograph on the card and as he passed it on he remarked I wish Mistress Corelli were here and had signed the card Then I eoald stop having to say almost daily that 1 had never read anything she wrote In his early days as Prince of Wales it was his custom to stroll through the mall of St James park which adjoins the rear gate of Marlborough House But one night he suddenly changed his usual course and turned into Pall Mall to see before liim a stout bris tling gentleman plainly from the coun try looking perplexedly about him Young man you fan earn half a sovereign if you will take me to the Criterion said the gentleman The policemen here try to direct me but I swercd the prince How many have you Thirteen sir answered tho man Thats funny was the reply cohsidsring that Ive shot only eight King George is a stamp collector and h is one of the most extensive col lections In tho world estimated to be worth half a million dollars He useu to orrhiblt it publicly Quo day ex amining the gallery he noticed a sheet of early four anna Indian stamps which had been offered to him years before for 5750 and which was then wouli about U000 Ah he said I have reason to envy Mr Hansberg that sheet Prince Pddie the heir apparent Is following in his fathers footsteps as a stamp collector The new queen of England was the Princess Victoria Mary daughter of tli Ily of Teck Before her mar riage with Prince George she was en gaged to his elder brother Albert Vic tor then Duke of York and second in line of succession Prince Albert Victor died on Jan 14 1S02 The English people sympa thised with Princess Victoria Mary and on all sides people were say ing that Trince George the brother of the dead prince ought to marry her which he afterward did In those days the new queen was most popular in England as the Princess May In her carriage and dress she resemble- the present queen dowager though she is not so beautiful or dis tinguished as the latter The new queen like her mother be fore her is a complete housewife She is never without some form of needle work in hand to occupy lingers that abhor idleness And she not only knits all the kings socks but aud here is the tonrh she sees that he wears them and makes him change them when he gets his feet wet Has a Ilsnagerie of His Own Prince Edward is tne eldest of the six children of the new king and quoni H will be sixteen years old in June and with the other live chil dren ha received a careful and com mon sense education both mental ly and physically Prince Edward is as merry and liaht hearted a youngster as an bo found anywhere He has a fey vsirj M 3mf aSspI WIMwMi S mi Tiil EV KING AD QLEI n N FANCY CJSTIME AND TI1EIK CIIlLDItEN am sure to lose my way and I am afraid to trust myself to chance guid ing But you seem to be respectable The heir prince burst into a laugh and said I accept the commission and then led the countryman along Pall Mall to the door of the Criterion Youve well earned that money said the countryman putting the gold en piece in his hand Be careful to make good use of it I am extremely obliged to you for the tip said the prince still more for the accompanying advice and jumping Into a hansom cab he bowled merrily back to Marlborough House Eater of Toadyism It is said that the new king hates toadyism A few years ago he was taking part in a shoot Early in the day a man came up to him and said Ive been picking up your royal high ness birds0 Thats all right an- I whole menagerie of his own to wmch i he is devoted and he is an ardent ad I vocate of kindness to animals In lf0S he entered Osborne college j following the steps of his father along I the paths that lead to the navy He j did not put on any side according to j the young naval cadets at Osborne I and is exceedingly popular with his j associates j j Prince Edward is not a brilliant scholar but he is a hard worker He j is a healthy wholesome looking lad of i the Hanoverian type with light hair and a somewhat plain good natured face Albert the second boy is fourteen Princess Mary the only girl of the six children is twelve nenry the third boy who is a great reader is ten years old Prince George is eight and Prince John is four and a half years old and is learning to ride MARCO POLOS BOOK It Gave Columbus tho Idoa For Hii vcyajjo or Ciscovary Mediaeval curope knew but very lit- fjr if iMitili mill Auto I Many of the most learned cosmogra j pliers of the time taught that Asia stretched eastward indefinitely mid no one imagined that It had an eastern coast v ashed by the ocean It was se riously taught that eastern Asia was a land of vast swamps inhabited by mouctcr serpents and dragons This wn tic opinion that still prevailed up to within J00 years of the time of Co lumbus At this time two Venetian merchants of the name of Polo went on a vast trading expedition to the uttermost parts of Asia They were gone many years Upon their return the son of one cf tjom a young man named Mar co Polo wrote out a full account of their travels described the empire of the grand khan the Chinese emperon and revealed the fact that Asia was bounded on the east by a vast ocean He described this eastern coast mi nutely with all its vast cities and Us wealth of precious stones and spices It was from reading this book that the imagination of Columbus was fired and he conceived the bold idea of reaching this eastern coast of Asia by sailing toward the west around the earth So when he discovered Cuba he had not a doubt that he had landed upon the coast of Asia and that he looked upon the same scenes that Marco Polo had gazed upon 200 years before HEIGHT OF ELEPHANTS In the Majority of Cases It Is Undci Eight Feet The average term of an elephants life although therte Is no precise infor mation on the point is seventy or eighty years The elephant Is not in full vigor and strength till thirty live The most ready way of forming an approximate idea of the age is by the amount of turnover of the upper edge of the ear In young animals some times up to the age of eight or nine years the edge is quite straight It however then begins to turn over and by the time the animal is thirty the edges lap over to the extent of an inch and between this age and sixty this increases to two inches or slightly more Extravagant ideas are held as to the height of an elephant Such a thing as an elephant measuring ten feet at the shoulder does not exist in India or Burma Sanderson an ad mitted authority on the subject said the largest male he ever met with measured nine feet ten inches and the tallest female eight feet live inches The majority of elephants however are below eight feet and an animal rarely reaches nine feet the female being slightly shorter than the male The carcass of an elephant seven feet four inches tall weighed in portions gave a total weight of oOOO pounds so an elephant weighing two tons should be common enough The skin was about three fourths of an inch thick Kind Words Mean Much Cultivate kindness of heart thiuk well of your fellow men look with charity upon the shortcomings in their lives Do a good turn for them as op portunity offers and finally dont for get the kind word at the right time How much a word of kindness en couragement or appreciation means to others sometimes and how little it costs us to give it We do not need to wait for some special occasion When calamity overtakes a friend words of sympathy and encouragement are offered sincerely enough yet in certain respects as a matter of course Sin h an occasion calls for expression on our part and we naturally respond But why wait for occasion Why not - oak the kind word when there is no si ecial occasion The Roman Senate The Boman senate had for many centuries but o00 members selected from the patricians or aristocrats The ofiice of senator was for life The body was practically supreme in matters of legislation and administra tion The majority of votes decided a question and the order in which the voting took place was invariably de termined by rank beginning with the president and ending with tho quas turs The senators wore on their tunics a broad purple stripe a bsidge of dis tinction like a modern decoration and they had the exclusive right of precedence at theaters the amphithea ter and all other public gatherings What She Wanted Are you fond of etchings asked the young man who had taken the hostess pretty niece down to supper As a general thing yes she an swered looking up into his eyes with an engaging frankness that threatened havoc to his hearr but she added hastily as he started to say something pretty not any tonight thauk you It is rather late A small piece of cake will be sufficient Prima Facie Evidence The late Lord Morrib o 1 one occa sion gave a characteristic illustration of the meaning of prima facie deuce If he said to the jury you saw a man coming out of a public house wiping his mouth that would be prima facie evidence that he had been i iug a drink Friendship False friendship like the Ivy decays and ruins the walls it embraces but true friendship gives new life and ani mation to the object It supports Farmers should ear more oatmeal Although the fanner of today is ahfc to buy almost anything he wants to wear or to cat he isnt paying cnougfc attention to food values when it cotscx to his own tabic He feeds his stock carefully aveftir over feeding and selects the stock forf that he believes will give the be re turn in strength and genera eftlcitacy If he has 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