r i Business Office Station ery is Our Specialty Particularly Fine Line of Writing Papers in Boxes McCook Views in Colors Typewriter Papers Box Writing Papers Legal Blanks Pens and Holders Calling Cards Manuscript Covers Typewriter Ribbons Ink Pads Paper Clips Brass Eyelets Stenographers Notebooks Photo Mailers Memorandum Books Letter Files THE CITY LODGE DIRECTORY A F A M McCook Lodge No KB A F A M meets every first and third Tuesday of the mouth at 800 p m in Musouic hall Lon Cone W M Charles L Fahsestock Sec e s M Occcnoxee Council No 10 R S M meets ou the last Saturday of each mouth at 800 p in ii Masonic hall William E Hart T I M Aaron S Kino Sec R A M King Cyrus Chapter No So R A M meets every first and third Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall Clarence B Gray H P W B Whittaker Sec KNIGIIT3 TESIPLAR St John Commandery No 16 K T meets ou the second Thursday of each month at 800 p m in Masonic hall David Magner E C Henry E Cdlbertson Rec EASTERN STAR Eureka Chapter No S6 O E S meets the second and fourth Fridays of each month at 800 p in in Masonic hall Mrs C W Wilson W M S Cordeal Sec MODERN WOODMEN Noblo Camp No 663 M W A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 830 p m in Morris hall Pay assessments et Citizens National Hank Julius Kdnrrt Consul HM Fixity Clork royal neighbors No le Camp No 862 R A meets every second and fourth Thursday of each month at 230u m in Morris hall Mrs Caroline Kcnert Oracle Mrs Augusta Anton Rec workmen McCook Lodge No 61 AOUW meets every Monday at 800 p m in Temple Maurice Griffin Treas MSJennings MW C W Ryan Financier C B Gray Rec DEGREE OF HONOR McCook Lodge No 3 D of H meets every second and forth Tuesdays of each month at 800 p m in Temple building Anna E Ruby C of H Mrs Carrie Schlagel Rec LOCOMOTIVE FIREMEN AND ENGIXEMEN McCook Lodge No 599 B of L F E meets on the first and third Thursdays of each month in Morris hall I D Pennington Pres C H Husted Sec Ladies Society B of L F E Golden Rod Lodge No 2S2 meets in Morris hall on first and third Wednesday afternoons of each month at 2 oclock Mrs Grace Husted Mrs Lena Hill Secretary President RAILWAY CONDUCTORS Harvey Division No 95 O R C meets the second and fourth Wednesday nights of each month at S00 p m in Morris hall at 304 Main Avenue S E Callen C Con M O McCluse Sec railway trainmen C W Bronson Lodge No 4S7 B of R T meets first and third Snndays at 230 pm in Eagles hall T E Huston President F G Kinghorn Sec machinists Hed Willow Lodge No 5S7 I A of M meets every second and fourth Tuesday of the mouth at 800 p m in Morris hall Theo Diebald Pre Feed Wasson Fin Sec- Floyd Beery Cor Sec Post Card Albums Duplicate Receipt Books Tablets all grades Lead Pencils Notes and Receipts Blank Books Writing Inks Erasers Paper Fasteners Ink Stands Bankers Ink and Fluid Library Paste Mucilage Self Inking Stamp Pads Rubber Bands Invoice Files ricCook Views jinjColors are a Leader with Us TRIBUNE Stationary Department LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS McCook Division No 623 B of L E moots very second and fourth Sunday of each nonth it 2i0 in Moms hall Walter Stokes C E W D Burnett F A E RAILWAY CARMEN Young America Lodge No 4S6 B R C of A nonts on the first and third Tuesdays of each ontj in Morris ball aS7S0 p m H M Finity Pres J M Smith Rec Secy S D Hughes Secy BOILERMAKERS McCook Lodge No 407 B of B M I S B of meets first and third Thursdays of each month m Eagles hall Jno Seth Pres Jno LeHew Cor Sec KNIGHTS OF TYTHIAS McCook Lodge No 42 K of P meets every Wednesday at 800 p m in Masonic hall J N Gaarde C C C A Evans K R S ODD FBLLOWS McCook Lodge No 137 1 O O F meets every Monday at 800 p m in Morris hall B J Lane N G H G Hughes Sec EAGLES McCook Aerie No 1514 F O E meets every Friday evening at 8 oclock in Kelley building 316 Main ave C L Walker W Pros C H Ricketts W Sec NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF LETTER CARRIERS Branch No 127S meets first Monnay of each month at 330 p in in carriers room postofiico G F King horn President D J OBrien Secretary KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS McCook Council No 1126 K of C meets the first and third Tuesdays of each month at S00 p m in Eagles hall G R Gale F Sec Frank Real G K DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA Court Granada No 77 meets on the second and fourth Thursdays of each month at 8 p m in Monte Cristo hall Anna Hannan G R Nellie Ryan F S LADY MACCABEES Valley Queen Hive No 2 L O T M meets evory first and third Thursday evenings of each month in Morris hall Mrs W B Mills Commander Harriet E Willetts R K G A R J K Barnes Post No 207 G A R meets on the first Saturday of each mouth at 230 p m Morris hall Thomas Moore Commander J H Yarger Adjt relief corps McCook Corps No 9S W R C meets every eecond and fourth Saturday of each month at 230 p m in Ganschow hall Adella McClain Pres Susie Vandebhoof Sec l of g a r McCook Circle No 33 L of G A R meets on the second and fourth Fridays of each mouth at 230 p m in Morris hall Mrs Lottie Brewer Presinent Mrs Kate Dutton Secretary p E o Chapter X P E O meets the second and fourth Saturdays of each monta at 230 p m at the homes of the various members Mrs J A Wilcox Pres Mrs J G Schobel Cor Sec PYTHIAN SISTERS McCook Temple No 24 Pythian Sisters meets the 2d and 4th Wednesdays at 730 p m M J Cordeal M E C Edna Stewart M of R C 1 he 1 ribune It is Just One Dollar the Year A DISAPPOINTED MAN The Question Over Which Ho and the Insurance Agent Split Mr nnlloruu surveyed the insurance agent with a Uarlc and hostile counte nance The fact that one eye was concealed by a somewhat grimy band age did not add to the attractiveness of his expression llavent you made up j our Ulnd yet to insure with us inquired the ug ut You told me I might call again in a few days There was two of you at me to get an accident insurance policy said Mr llunoruu breathing heavily 1 towld you and him both you might call in again and he come lirrst day be foor ylstherday and I insured wid his company That very night I met up wid Bar ney Casey on the way home which was what I was expecting wud hap pen continued Mr Ilalloran raising himself by grasping the arms of his chair with two capable although scarred hands and whin wed finish ed wid one another I was like this Ylstherday morning I sent for the insurance chap and says I to him Look at me I says and istimate the damages and pay them lie squirmed right out o the door saying twas no accident Id had Now if meeting wid Barney Casey afther keeping out o his way for six months is no accident Im done wid in surance companies and the sooner you Iave this house the betther twill plaze me Youths Companion HE UNDERSTOOD An Interview That Made Matters Clear to the Officer Come mister no one can sleep here said a policeman the other even ing wheu he found a man lying on a vacant plot of land by the side of the road and aroused him lint I have a good excuse replied the man What is it See that house over there Well please to do me the favor to go and ring the bell and ask if William Dock ey is at home The oflicer went to the house as cended the steps and rang the bell A head was thrust out of a window and a womans voice demanded Now who is there Madam replied the officer is William Dockey at home No he aint and I dont expect him until daylight said the woman and at the same time a bowlful of water descended on the officers head Well said the man on the ground as the dripping officer came up you see how it is dont you Im Dockey Thats -Mrs Dockey I think I understand replied the oflicer You can remain where you are London Answers Death Ancient and Modern The art of the ancients would cer tainly seem to show I hat their concep tion of death was a much more cheer ful one than that which has obtained in later times It was at one time thought that the old Greeks and Egyp tians had no artistic symbol for death but this was a misconceptiou Death was almost invariably represented by them as the kinsman of sleep The Greeks personified it as Thanatos eld er brother of Sleep The Romans sometimes depicted Death and Sleep as twin children reposing in the arms of Night The skull and crossbones and the skeleton as emblems of death do not appear to have become com mon until comparatively late Christian times It has been suggested that the terrible famines and pestilences which scourged Europe during the middle ages were responsible for the fear or horror with which the modern mind is usually accustomed to look upon death Discourtesy Rebuked Lord Palmerston expected work to be done well but Mr Preston Thomas in his book tells us that of mere pec cadillos he was tolerant Some young gentlemen in the foreign office amused themselves by shining young ladies who lived on the other side of the street that is by catching the rays of the sun on a mirror and flashing them over the way The father of the young ladies complained to Palmer ston who thereupon issued this min ute The secretary of state desires that the gentlemen in his department will not cast disagreeable reflections on the ladies opposite London Chron icle How to Test Paper You cannot test paper as you would string by stretching it It has been stretched so much in the process of manufacture that it wont stand much more The way to test it is to rub it in the hands After such treatment poor paper is full of holes and cracks Good paper simply takes the appear ance of leather If much white dust is produced we know there are earth ly impurities If it cracks it has been bleached too much Loudon Globe On His Own While I was engaged to her she made me give up drinking smoking and golf Last of all I gave up some thing on my own account What was that The grI Judges Library Feminine Bliss A womans idea of paradise A pock etbook full of money a bargain sale and she the ouly customer in the store Smart Set When thou wishest to delight thy self think of the virtues of those who liye with thee Marcus Aurplius ME MOUND AS A STATE PARK Historic Relic Purchased by West Virginia FIRST DISCOVERED IE 1772 It Gives Moundsvilio Its Name and Ii One of the Most Celebrated and Beet Preserved Memorials of the Remains of a Prehistoric Race Guarded by Heirs of G S McFaddcn For Years Standing seventy feet in height and measuring JKJ0 feet in circumference with trees growing upon its summit estimated to be at least TOO years old the mammoth mound from which Moundsville W Va derives its name located on the Grave creek Hats near the Qhio river the greatest monument of antiquity in the Ohio valley and aj tremendous memorial of the aboriginal life of the prehistoric people has been purchased by the state of West Vir ginia and converted into a public park The legislature of the Mountain State following unceasing activity in the interest of the purchase of the mound for twenty years appropriated 10000 with which to save the relic from the ravages of modern commer cialism The deed of transfer from G S McFaddens heirs to the state of West Virginia was formally executed before the work of beautifying the grounds was allowed to commence i Twenty five thousand dollars is the price to be paid for the mound this sum 000 has been donated the heirs as a memorial to their ther who preserved the monad years A similar sum was raised subscription Ijy the school children of j the state The last payment on the purchase price is duo next October Builders of Mounds and Hill Forts The mound m question is one of the most celebrated and best preserved of the remains of the prehistoric Ameri j can race which for lack of a better1 name and because of its characteristic habit of erecting these mounds has be come known as the mound builders Antedating the Indian they appear to have been driven by an invasion of strangers possibly the first Indians from the north western part of the American continenfin a general south westerly direction mounds and hill forts marking their retreat The best remains are found in the Miami and Ohio river valleys There is a theory that this strange peeople may have migrated into Mexico and formed there the nucleus of the powerful Aztec nation conquered by Cortes The mound was first discovered by Joseph Tomlinson of Pittsburg in 1771 or by for by The man one of the pioneer ers journeyed down the Ohio river i from Pittsburg in an open canoe i searching for a location for a home in the trackless wilds Mooring his bark near Little Grave creek just north of where the city of Moundsville now stands he toured the country there about for a suitable site for his pro spective cabin coming upon the mound Experiences of Its First Settler Realizing nothing of the historic value of his discovery or that the mound was anything more than a cu rious conformation of the earth Tom linson impressed with the region re turned to Pittsburg loaded his family and his belongings upon a raft and ventured again upon the broad bosom of the Ohio He was the first settler in this territory and to all intents and purposes the founder of the present cities of Moundsville and Wheeling Other settlers followed the path blazed by Tomlinson in the wilderness A small colony was formed north of the location of the mound at a point near what is now knowu as the city of Wheeling As a protection against the Indians a stockade that afterward became celebrated as Fort Elenry was erected Several years later Simon Girty the renegade in company with White Cloud and his band of Black feet marched up the Ohio and attack ed the home of Tomlinson His two small sons were slain but he and his wife escaped to Fort Henry The at tempt of the redskins to take the fort and their ultimate repulse are now matters of history It was during this battle that Betsy Zane made her he roic run through the line of Indian fire to a storage house from which she se cured a keg of powder to be used in defense of the fort the ammunition having become exhausted A quarter of a century ago the late S MeFadden purchased the mound ns order to prevent its being sold to a German who knew the value of the spot for a popular resort and intended opening a saloon on its summit A year or more ago the heirs of MeFad den served notice that they had held j the mound as long as possible and that it would be sold at once State ofli 1 cials sectired an option on the proper- i tv later securing from the legislature an appropriation sufficient to warrant the purchase Thousands of South Pole Applicants Among the S000 applicants who are anxious to join Captain Scott in his British expedition to the south pole are all sorts and conditions of men doctors engineers civil servants clerks army officers soldiers seamen railway porters and men of private means The man for the work said an official of the expedition Is the man who is absolutely physically fit in all points The Wllllliwm Vi iTTMWMMh sm THE FINAL POSE It Made the Thing Harmonious and Complete All Around In the early days of traveling by stagecoach across the Rocky moun tains the trip was likely to be relieved of monotony by incidents of no ordi nary occurrence Hut the fatigue of the journey wns apt to wear upon the nerves of the weak and the timid I Sometimes the passengers became so worn out as to lead to a suspicion of their sanity The night Kev D S Tut tie in his IIcininisceurcR of a Mis sionary Bishop describes an instance in point I One forenoon th coach rolled Into Denver ard thr six homes came pranc ing up to the ollice of Wells Fargo fc Co A large crowd was assembler as the incoming and the outgoing cf the daily coaches were the great events for the town At the stop the only passenger quick ly threw open the coach door leaped to the ground ran hurriedly across the street and turning a handspring stood on his head with his heels up against a supporting wall Several men followed him quite sure that here was another passenger craz ed by the long sleepless ride One said to him in a tone of sympathy Why capn whats the matter Slowly coming to a right side up posture the man answered Well my friend Ill tell you what it is This standing on my head is the only posi tion which I havent been In during the last twenty four hours In yonder coach and I wanted to make the thing harmonious and complete all round IN A CHINESE BANK Way the Clerks Use the Abacus and Counting Boards The Chinese have a way of getting hold f the first principles of things even though they may not have devel oped them into elaborate and scientific systems A foreigner especially if he be of prepossessing appearance is received with great civility at a Chinese bank Schroff shouts the head clerk This word is not as it sounds German but a corruption of Hindoo sarraf or bankers assistant In response to this call a native cashier appears noiseless and deferential with a smooth shaven skull a four foot pigtail and a spot less fiowing garment With great rapidity he will make an exchange of notes doing his calculat ing on an abacus a frame of wire and beads similar to those used in country schools everywhere years ago His lomr lithe fingers move over the beads more quickly than the eye can follow but theres no mistake in the total Perhaps the visitor will want a large piece of money changed into small coin Instead of going through the wearisome operation of counting out the 00 pieces included in this trans action a simple ingenious device is employed A fiat wooden tray is pro- duced containing a hundred recesses each just big enough to lodge one coin and just shallow enough to prevent the possibility of two lurking together The pile of small coins is poured out on this tray and with ond jerk of the clerks wrist the hundred recesses are filled and the surplus swept off Har pers Weekly A Bit of Correspondence The following correspondence erl ing in true Irish fashion actually passed between two men in England some years ago Mr Thompson presents his compli ments to Mr Simpson and begs to re quest that he will keep his doggs from trespassing on his grounds Mr Simpson presents his compli ments to Mr Thompson and begs to suggest that in future he should not spell dogs with two gees Mr Thompsons respects to Mr Simpson and will feel obliged if he will add the letter e to the last word in the note just received so as to rep resent Mr Simpson and lady Mr Simpson returns Mr Thomp sons note unopened the impertinence it contains being only equaled by its vulgarity He Got the Book Bishop Doane used to tell the follow ing story on himself Dr Doane said a parishioner at the end of a service 1 enjoyed your sermon this morning I welcomed it like an old friend I have you know a book at home containing every word of it You have not said Dr Doane I have so said the parishioner Well send that book to me Id like to see it Ill send it was the reply The next morning an unabridged dictionary was sent to the rector Judge Quite Real And cant he act at all demanded Hi Tragedy Well upon occasion h can replied Lowe Comedy For instance only to day I saw him getting next to some free lunch and lp acted for all the world like a man who was starved to fleatb Catholic Standard and Times Swift Thinker Harker You seem in a deep study A penny for your thoughts old man Bluffwood Oh Im a rapid thinker and have 500 tlughts at once Pass me over a five sp Exchange A Cheap Hat She I dreamed last night that yon had bought me a hat for a presenr He Well thats the first dream of a hat you ever had that didnt cost me money V JuLtlB ESaesMLL Your Gleaning- EssaSy 3KpJ flgwicMy This new all round Cleanser in handy sift er can takes all the hard work out of keep ing things clean Its much quicker too 10 Cfff Larue Gleams igsp Scrubs Scours PolasSies fe Sifter Can Pots pans kettles wood work floors shelves painted walls windows metals cut lery in the bath room pan try kitchen in fact through out the house Painted woodwork and walls require care in cleaning do it easily and safely with Old Dutch Cleanser The Mew IVsty Sprinkle a very little Old Dutch Cleanser on cloth orj sponge rub easily rinse with i clean wet cloth snd wipe dry No caustic or acid Avoid then Not a soap pewder W22 Tsv Si ZJ4 mmmi Uloii TION Estimate if fur the current year WW ly city council of the city of McCook Nebraska I5e it rcsoled by the mayor ami City Council of the city ot McCook Nebraska that tho fol lowing be ami the hereby it adopted a J the estimate f expenses for said city of Mc Cook lor the fiscal year commeitcim May t IDld Salaries of officers VJjUA Supplies claims and elections SUMUMH Making and repairing alleys streets and crosiiikis ajnaii Firemen and supplies I5jQJ4 Kent on water troughs street sprinkler and for ii hiik -ewer XL OHM Iinhtim s reels - 27ISUjH fntcrc t on bonds and siuliiur fund- 2IMMM Maiutcuameof free hb ary tlC0i Maiiitfii nicc of -ewer VftOAM TIe entire reeuiii f r the city for tin year ending May - WW b itsfuUts ici end fund SCiOI Occupation fund 2181 Water fund 3SiI Cemetery fund 2U7JW LiKhtftnd H372I Library fund VSlHiM Sewer fund C2MI Adopted and approved tits day oTMay A I into Er If wbkk Mayor Attest H V Coxovrat City Clerk APPLICATION KOIt IEKMIT McCook Nebraska April 2 I9M Notice is hereby given that Albert McMiUeti ha tiled in the City Clerks office hi- bond and petiion f r a permit to veil limit spirituous and vinous in the building on lot II block Si in the rir t Ward of the City of McCook Troiii May 1 lUO f April 11111 Aiiikkt Mc MiiM Applicant NOTICE 1 OK HILS Notice N hereby jriven that proposal will tie received at the office i f the Comity Clerk of J d Willow oumy Nebraska at McCook Nebraska for the construction and erection of tin- super structure the sub structure and approaches and for the of materials in connection with the same for a certain wooden bridge to b built aero the Republican rher on tfie contiij line between IJd Willow and Hitchcock coun ies i between and saH bids to he for the siip r structure of -aid bridge kt lineal foot for the all ap proaches of -aid tiridKe per lineal foor for aii lilitiK ied in the -lib trnciure of -aid bridj and and for all cap- -way braces and other wood material u ed in the of -aid bridge and approaches per foot thoardmea urei according to the adopted plan ami specifications on lilc in the County Clerk offices of Ked Willow and Hitchcock Countio Fach bid inn t be accompanied by 5tOJto jt ca h or a certified check Tor -aid amount pay able to Skalla County Clerk r Ked Wil low County to he forfeited to the o Counties in ca e bidder refuses to enter into contract with the two counties with proper bond if the same is awarded to him All bid- must b filed on or before 1- oclock noon C ntral Standard Time June 1st 1SHH Said bid will he opened at 2 oclock p - Central Standard Time on the lirt dyof June IllO at a joint -e-ion of the County Hoards of Ked Willow and Hitchcock to be held at the County Clerk- office at McCook Nebras ka The two oimfy reserve the right to rej ct any or all bid- Ralph s Otis County Clerk of Hitchcock Counts Ciias Skalj a County Clerk of Ked Willow County Firstjiublicatioii May -Its NOTICE TO LAND OWNERS To John A MurphyJohn Jr Baldwin O N Rector Elvira M Dewey Afia C Seeloy and Iau M Seeley and to alt whom it may concern The conuni sooer appointed to locate a road commencing at the corner of the northea t quarter of the northea t quarter of section lii town hipi raave 3 in Driftwood Xrecircf Fed Willow eonTy Nebra ka rB nimr thence -with three fourths of a mile to tin south a t corner of lJ thence west ou section line three fourths of a mile to a point y rod- ea t of county line t hence sooth on quarter of a mile line 0 rod- of county line Z mile- terminating at the cor ner of the quarter of the southwest quarter of section has rejortd that lh road as iietitioiied for is impracticable and that he proceeded to alter -aid road and and n coinirends the of the fol lowing road Commencing rod -oath of the northwe t corner of No 1ft town ship 2 rat Re 30 on the county line between Red Willow and Hitchcock counties ronnintr thence on -aid connty line one mile to a point i t od of the iorthwe f cr r of township i rane JH terminating thereat and all objection- thereto or claims for dam aes mu t he filed in the county clerks office on or before noon of the th day of July 191 or said roid two be e tabhshed without reference thereto Ci - Sk lla County Clerk Foleys Kidney Pills contain iacoa centratetl form ingredients of estab lished therapeutic value for the re lief and cure of all kidney and Mad der ailments A ilcMillen