- pwMifiiir ii y lar aws II ore am i ifiKmis iFiEiMiiiaii i 1 1 Made from Grapes grsgiSS 1 1 Makes the food of iMI 1 1 superior healthfulness iM 1 1 and finest quality M D ANBURY Jas Robinson and wife returned fiome Monday last from Yates Center Kansas B N Leisure who has bef n down to Pawnee City Neb for a week came iome Wednesday The Odd Fellows had a supper in the hall Tuesday night The Odd Fellows and ladies headed by the band marched ap to the hall and the band played a Jew selections after the supper Josie Leisure Mrs Cashen Mrs Soodenberger and son Ernest were Mc Cook visitors Tuesday last D C Boyer was an Indianola visitor Wednesday night Burr Henton has left for Junction Hty Kansas to play in the ball team Shis season W F Henton shipped eight cars of attle to Kansas City Saturday night Rex Miles Mose Miles and Mayo Sreen came home Friday from their Xrip down in New Mexico Danbury aud Missouri Ridge girls played basket ball Friday evening in which Danbury came out victorious She score being 13 to 15 B B Smileys new alfalfa mills is progressing nicely Dont forget the basket ball game be tween Danbury and McCook Saturday Mrs E II Hamilton mother of Mrs Richards stopped off on a short visit on her way Lome frcm the south The sons of the veterans are to meet May 3rd to see about the Decoration day program McCook is going to start a machine and iron works soon C W Powell has a sale Saturday May 7th Clarence and Claud Young visited Sunday out at C W Rogers The band practiced marching Sun day afternoon There was a large and pleased am i etice out to greet the Danbury band con cert Saturday night The proceeds amounting to S6640 It is giving us a nice little snows for the 2nd of May Pneumonia follows a cold but never follows the use of Foleys Honey and Tar which stops the cough heals the lungs and pxpels the cold from the sys tem A McMillen Where Theres a Will He So your husband has given up smoking It requires a pretty strong -will to accomplish that She Well Id have you understand that I have a strong will New Zealand Free Lance BELLEVUE COLLEGE HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS DO YOU KNOW that Bellevue College including Col lege Normal School Academy Business Course and Con servatory of Music Painting and Dramatic Art located in Omahas beautiful suburb is the most delightfully situated institution in the West Able faculty Successful Intercol legiate athletics debating and oratory Fine College spirit The advantages of the city combined with the health and freedom of the country Classical Scientific Philosophical Courses Graduates of the Academy and Normal School receive State Certificates Academy and Normal admit students who have completed the Eighth Grade work Summer Session of eight weeks beginning June 13th Expenses moderate Send for catalog and bulletins S W STOOKEY LLD President R W McBRAYER Electrical Contractor House and Store Wiring a specialty Complete line of Fixtures Shades and Supplies of all kinds 2 1 0 Main Ave Office phone Mack 433 Res red 341 Alaska Refrigerators are sold in HcCook by H P Waite and Co V 7gTSlWffa f Yyq STjmTUEA FASHION The Way a New Style In Ladies Hair Was Bom In France TOUCHED A QUEENS VANITY Mario Antoinettes Hairdresser Was Confronted With a Serious Situation but His Gascon Diplomacy Proved Equal to the Occasion At the end of the year 17S1 Leonard hairdresser to Queen Marie Antoinette vi ctiifrcitittd by an alarming situa tion and with the fulfillment of this dread event would fall his credit But with his native Gascon quickness as Leonard puts it in his Recollec tions proceeded to save his repu tation Madame said he one day to the queen when he saw that the fall of her hair was imminent the high head dress Is becoming very commun It is long since the bourgeoisie has taken possession of it and now it is the turn of the common people Good gracious Leonard what are you telling me Do you know it grieves me to hear it Those head dresses were so becoming to me And what headdress would not be come your majesty I have carefully thought over a total revolution in your majestys headdress I have even had your portrait drawn with the new ar rangement 1 have in view and as I expected my august sovereign by adopting my innovation would be made younger by six or seven years Do you mean it Leonard The headdress you have in mind would make me look younger I do not see what your majesty could gain in that for many women of the eourt would take on years to re semble the queen of France v Oh I do not deceive myself Leon ard I shall soon be twenty seven and at that age a style which makes one look younger is always favorably received Well madame Leonard continued quickly while placing a miniature be fore her majestys eyes see this por trait It Is a striking resemblance It is your majesty but ten years young er What do I see the hair cut a few inches from the head Yes madame it will be if you are pleased to consent to it a coiffure a Ienfant and you will see It taken up with as much enthusiasm as all those that I have created for your majesty You are right Leonard It is charming In truth 1 am but eighteen with my hair dressed like that But to sacrifice my beautiful hair Your majesty will have the satis faction of seeing all the ladies of the court all the ladles of France sacri fice theirs But if the style changes Who would dare to adopt a new one without your majestys having first set the example If some ambi tious hairdresser amid the myriad of weaklings who swarm in Paris should dare undertake such a change I would have him reduced to atoms by the Journal des Dames He would be a ruined man But I prize my hair very much said the queen with an air of hesita tion still looking at the portrait- Yet I am dying to have my hair dressed a ienfant Well madame since I have been so fortunate as to find a style which pleases your majesty I must tell you all For the last two weeks all my waking hours have been devoted to the service of my sovereign in the attempt to make an agreeable thing of an Im perative necessity What do you mean Leonard Your majesty was saying a little while ago that she prized her hair and I can easily understand It but unfor tunately her hair does not prize her Before fifteen days it will have entire ly fallen out If this very day we do not apply the Infallible remedy the scissors Whats that you say exclaimed the queen with veritable fright The least painful of truths madame since what I propose to your majesty while forestalling a great misfortune Is entirely to her taste Come Leonard no more delibera tion Cut It but do not cut it too short Just enough madame to give back to the roots of the hair the vigor it was beginning to lose The queens beautiful hair fell under Leonards regenerating scissors and two weeks afterward all the ladies of the court had their hair dressed a Ien fant Let no one say there Is no diplomacy outside the kings cabinet It is at the oottom of all human combinations Youths Companion A Losing Game I lost 2000 last night observed the noted lecturer who charged 50 cents a word for his oratory How was that poker inquired the man who didnt care much for lectures anyway No Talked In my sleep replied the lecturer wiping away a tear Puck Suspicious John she said after dinner Yes my dear Is the drinking water at your office flavored with cloves Buffalo Ex press Anger is a pure waste of vitality It helps nobody and hinders everybody It is always foolish and always dis graceful - A JOKE ON ANSON It Reacted on the Playcs the Captain Was Training In an article on basebar training camp Hugh S Iullerton in tho American Magazine recounts the fol lowing Joke played on Cap Anson the leader of the famous old White Stockings during a training season some year ago Anson was one of the most tirelesa runners In the world and training under him was a nightmare to his players Anse would drive his men for three hours in practice then lead them in long runs placing himself at the head of the procession and setting a steady jogging pace If he felt well the morning training was a Marathon route I have seen players resort to all kinds of tricks to avoid those kill ing runs One afternoon in New Orleans years ago Anon ordered ten laps around the field after practice which on the old grounds was nearly ten miles The afternoon was hot one of those wilting southern spring days that sap the life out of men fresh from the rigors of a northern winter The players fell Into line grumbling and scowling Back of loft Geld a high board fence separated the ball grounds from one of the old cemeteries and near the foul Hue a board was off tho fence The first time the panting ath letes passed the hole in the fence Dahlcn gave a quick glance to see if Anson was looking and dived head first through the gap into the ceme tery The others continued on around the lot but on the second round Lange Ryan Kittridge and Decker dived after Dahlen and joined him in the ceme tery The third trip saw the line dwin dle to four followers with Anson still leading The fourth found only Anson and poor Bill Schriver who had the bad luck to be directly behind his cap tain plodding ou and on the next trip Schriver made the leap for life Majestically alone Anson toiled on while the onlookers writhed with de light Perhaps their behavior aroused suspicion or the absence of following footsteps attracted Caps attention He stopped looked at the vacant field a grim grin overspread his red face and he resumed the jogging Straight to that fence he plodded and sticking his head through the hole he beheld his team leaning against the above ground tombs smoking and laughing Just for that he marshaled them into line again and sitting in the stand watched them grimly until every man had completed ten rounds A Skylark For the Shelley Class I have heard of a professor of Eng lish in one of our universities who evi dently felt that his department was laboring under disadvantages Find ing that his scientific colleagues were getting appropriations of astonishing liberality for Illustrative apparatus he put in his annual report a request for 5000 for an aviary When the presi dent asked him to explain he said that it was impossible for him to teach poetry properly unless he n had an aviary connected with his class room Then he said when the class Is reading Shelleys Skylark I reach my long handed net into the cage catch a lark and hold it up to them And when we are studying The Rime of the Ancient Mariner my assistant will be stationed in the gal lery with a crossbow to shoot a real live albatross on the platform thus giving the students opportunities for observation that doubtless Coleridge himself never had Independent The Orang Outang It is a most interesting sight to watch an orang outang make its way through the jungle It walks slowly along the larger branches in a semi erect attitude this being apparently caused by the length of its arms and the shortness of its legs It invariabfy selects those branches which intermin gle with those of a neighboring tree on approaching which it stretches out its long arms and grasping the boughs opposite seems first to shake them as if to test their strength and then de liberately swings itself across to the next branch which it walks along as before It does not jump or spring as monkeys usually do and never ap pears to hurry itself unless some real danger is present Yet in spite of Its apparently slow movements it gets along far quicker than a person run ning through the forest beneath The Poppy Bee The poppy bee is the artist of the honey makers though she builds her nest in a hole in the ground burrow ing down about three inches At the bottom she makes a large hole and lines it gloriously with the scarlet pet als of the red poppy She cuts and Gts the gorgeous tapestry perfectly then partly fills the cell with honey lays an egg folds down the red blan kets and covers the hole so that it cannot be observed leaving the baby bee to look after itself in its rosy nest Thrilling Sir John Benn recently related a story of a boy who was asked what he would like to be The boy said A lighthouse keeper The schoolmaster asked Why The boy replied It would be so nice to sit up at the top of the lighthouse and see all the wrecks going to pieces below Dundee Advertiser Lacked Something Dey say dat dis yere radium can turn a cullud pusson white said Un cle Rastus but it caint make a com- HIS DEATH SCENE A Stage Performance That Took Place Under Difficulties In an article on tianistornilug In the Wide World Magazine 1 ii Ualou de scribes a performance wiicn took place under curium ditUciilties There had been nn - cream sociable just prior to our arrival In the hall and no one had cleaned the stage Mac bad a uew pair of broadcloth trousers and my scarlet tunic also new When a shot was fired he was to fall and before dying confess that he had killed old Fitzgerald The juvenile down front was not to spak till Mac had fa lieu and con tessed There he stood whllet Mac staggered about the stage looking for a clean place on which to fall Mixed Ir with his lines he was making re marks to us in the wings sotto voce while we were convulsed with laugh ter at his antics I cannot die oh why didnt you nave a grass mat I must not die 1 shall ruin my breeches 1 cant die on this stage is atloat with Ice cream I - must- not die Here the juvenile put in some side remarks of his own Oh hurry up and die or Ill walk off Go ahead retorted Mac and bring me a sack I must not die Well if l must nere goes Its ruin to your tunic Perce and my breeches oh oh He went down on one knee then ou one elbow and finally lay full length i The deed is done 1 confess -1-murdered -Old Fitzger A real istlc shiver and all was over including the mining ot our clothes as prophe sied The natives said It was the best and most likelike death scene that had ever been given In that town THE MUSKRAT More People Trap This Little Animal Than Anv Other In America nearly 10000 people trap the musquash or muskrat every year More people trap this little animal than any other It is claimed that the greatest number of sklus are taken in Minnesota and the Red river district Most of the pelts are exported The skins are very uniform in color usually a dark brown However those of Alaska and the Mackenzie district are very light In color The black pelts or those which are near so come from the southern sections al though occasionally a few are found In other localities The muskrat Is very prolific In some latitudes says Fur News It has three litters of young In a summer and from three to five young in each litter The animals are nocturnal iu their habits but are often seen during the day Musquash it is said thrive best in sluggish streams lakes and marsh es In appearance it is very much like the beaver aud its habits are very similar The uiuskrats that inhabit the ponds marches and shallow lakes build their houses ot grass weeds etc aud plas ter them together with mud The bouse is built in the shape of a dome and Is usually several feet above the water The musquash that lives aloug the streams usually has its borne in the banks of them The entrance to this den is ahnost always beneath the water but as the burrows range up ward the deus are never filled with water except in times of freshets Color Blindness One thing is definitely shown by the tests that have been made for color blindness in various races no race however primitive has been discov ered in which red greeu blindness was the universal or general condition and this is a fact ot some interest In con nection with the physiology of color vision for it seems probable that red green bliudness since it is not by any means a diseased condition represents a reversiou to a more primitive state ot the color sense If this is so no race of men remains in the primitive stages ot the evolution of the color sense The development of a color sense substan tially to the condition in which we have It was probably a prehuman achievement Professor R S Wood worth in Science A Gamblers Philosophy Tbeies no use in trying to buck against bad luck said the success ful gambler as be put down his glass ot vichy and milk If you see luck Is going against you drop out If the tickle goddess of fortune is with you woo her tor all you are worth Thats the whole secret of the game Ive been gambling all my life and I rare ly lose Why Because I never take a chance against bad luck Luck is bound to be either with you or against you You win or you lose The chances of breaking even are mighty slim So I never buck bad luck New York Times How Inspiration Works This sea poem of yours fairly smacks of the salt gale It is palpably the result of genuine Inspiration You evidently planned it while upon the bounding deep Well to tell you the truth said the poet 1 got the idea one day while sitting in a shop having my shoes cob bled New York Journal Could Have Got It More Easily Mrs Newlj wed People are saying that you married me for my gold Mr Newlywed What nonsense If Id simply wanted gold I could have got it with far less hardship and suffering in South Africa or Alaska Scraps au uuuuu ju u um xu piete There b noblrjg so ywertul as ex- Kin wipe out -in ui ui r i u rM arnn We pqt otljGra straJght by pusimmons an possum Washington waIbng strain ourselves - lima Swetchine OVERTAXED Hundreds of WcCooK Readers Know TjVhat It Means The kidneys are overtaxed Have too much to do They tell about it in many aches and pains Backache sideache headache Early symptoms of kidney ilia Urinary troubles diabetes Brigbts disease follow William Slote living at tho S E Cor of Twenty ninth St Ave A Kear ney Neb says My wife was subject to attacks of kidney complaint off and on for yeare becoming worse as time passed She had dull pains across her loins and was bothered by the frequent action of the kidney secretions I fin ally procured Doans Kidney Fills and my wife began using them They proved very effective iu her case and we consider them well worthy of recom mendation Plenty more proof like this from Mc Cook people Call at McConneils drug store and ask what customers report For sale by all dealers Price 50 cents Foster Milburn Co Buffilo N Yt sole agents for the United States Remember the name Doans and take no other A Special Offer The big daily papers find it necessary and profitable to keep increasing their subscription list and oio of tho fastest growers is the Lincoln State Journal This splendid slate daily has just open ed up another big subscription cam paign offering the paper to Jan 1 1911 for only 2 with Sunday 8250 This special rate will briDg the business The Journal has a way of its own cut ting out a lot of expensive methods of getting subscribers and making the low rate to its readers direct The Deonle of the state as never before are looking to the Journal for the real doings of the state It is building up its business thiough reliability and enterprise espe cially in covering the state news An other good thing about the Journal is its policy of stopping every paper when the time is up If you dont pay for it you dont get it and when you do pay for it you are only paying for your own paper not helping to pay for tho one sent some deadboat You will like the cleancut methods of the Journal people Wonder of Mechanism A German shoemaker spent 15 years of his leisure moments in constructing a clock of the grandfather shape near ly six feet high made entirely of straw The wheels pointers case and every detail are exclusively of straw The most remarkable fact Is that it la reported to keep perfect time though the durability of this strange piece of mechanism is a matter of doubt There is no cough medicine so popular as Foleys Honey and Tar It never fails to cure coughs colds croup and bronchitis A McMillen APPLICATION FOR PERMIT McCook Nebraska April 28 1910 Notice is hereby given that Albert McMillen has filed in the City Clerks oiHce his bond and petition for a druggists permit to sell malt spirituous and vinous liuuors in the building on lot 11 block 22 in tho First Ward of the City of McCook from May 1 1010 to April 30 1911 Albert McMillen Applicant LEGAL NOTICE Ed Jeflers and Slay Tetters defendants will take notice that the Nebraska Central Building and Loan Association plaintiff has filed its pe tition agaiust said defendants in the District Court of Red Willow County Nebraska the ob ject and prayer of which are to foreclose a mortgage given by said defendants to the plain tiff upon thefolIowiDg described premises sitn atedm Red Willow County State of Nebraska to wit That part of the southeast and northeast of section numbered twenty nine i29 townhin three 8 north Range twenty nine 29 west described as follows Commencing at a point in the east line of the southeast quarter of tho northeast quarter of section tweuty nine Town ship three ranee ticntv nini feet north of the southeast corner of said tract Iron thence running north in the east line of said tract three hundred 0 feet thence west parallel with the south hue of said tract two hundred sixty five 263 feet thence south to a point thirty three north of the south line of said tract thence east parallel with said south line two hundred sixty five 265 feet to the place of beginning according to the recorded plat there- Which mortgage was filed for record Anril 3rd 1909 and duly recorded in book page P635 of the mortgage records of said County Said mortgage was given to secure the pay ment of their one certain bond for the snm Xt Eight Hundred Dollars fcOUtO due in mohy payments failure to make which when due makes promptly the entire amonntdue and able without notice Default has been made pa the payments fa ling duo on tho 26th days S Nov and Dec 1009 and Jan Feb and March 1910 respectively and there is now duo on said bond and mortgage the sum of seven hundred seventy nine and 75 100 77975 Dollars rir Tilir YU1 l4 Percent per an- uuui iuui iuu uaiB anu me Dlaintltf nnrs Tnw the 1 - i required to pay sold sum or that said premises be to satisfy said amount 31 Yon nrp ronnirpfl f -- j Nebraska Central Building ZA t -- ation Plaintiff IivlvV v S7 Its Attorney CHAMBERLAINS jtigli E eoiedy Cures Coughs Colds Croup Grip and Whooping Cough f3er35e Pieased to inform our reader that Chamberlains S Cough Remedy not contain narcotics ffi of any kind makes it the safest and Wf StSS It makes no difference when you cant hf that cold youhave it aud want to get rid Chamberlainsfougn It wont do to frwYI - - Ko one can tell Xtealffi Pneumonia catarrh phri be- and conumpHSScbro5Wfe a neglected cold aT1 and colds nothing can 7a ChamberlainJcoligh Sf S everywhere at 25c 50c anoo W S l i a i J i A i