FOR SALE FOk RENT ETC i r in i i i it it Mil V Mm Mf m hlllH 22 KiK - tifi iv li p i imr Pip c1 I 7 o t in nt tn 1 1 r orn Ill Vll -17 li hi i nv iih i nun lliir 11 I llil Ifll aVSKHSbb 1 11 T- - s J IiMJ I- CHTtU l Htf n ll i at the juiN ui J 1 4 1910 i 11 IKH leorgo Unrd Klnor Johnson J A MoCSuim Charles Stark CJu Wood C WiUm CAltO W K Hwvoll Robert Ken tie i v Mrs W O NVv il J 1 Ruck Guy Smith TLcoduP S- s a for the- plen e ay iiMti id Lon Conk P M To Trade For Land Inrdwhre A i ity property Twostoro building A hotel and live lots 80 acres east of here to trade for Mc Cook pro i A 150 j ie iHim enat of here well im proved lit acres in alfalfa I als tve b iinu Ban homesteads and Dim t forget the place to pet a faim loan L E Barokr It urn s over McConnella Pcstoffice Hours February 22 The McCook postoffice will observe Tuesday February 22nd Washing ons Birthday and the usua holidav service will prevail City carriers will make morning delivery only and the oflice will bo closed f6r the day at 1 oclock p m There will be no service on rural routed Lon Cone P M In our eport last weekyjJf the naim s of thosb who took the examination for enumerators the name of Max well Ralaten of Lunation was verlooked and omitted by the compositor Max well is fie deputy postmaster at LeLac on Sep in and see that display Kimmell has on bis wall- louve never seen such a collection of high grade work before in McCook Kimmell studio tirst door north of Commorcial hotel Pnone red 428 Our line of breakfast stuffs is com plete HrtaUfast foods and pancake flour corn syrup and maple syrup Old Manpe the best maple syrup on the market Hither The Omaha Alfalfa Milling Co are pying the highest cash price for baled Hlfilfa liny on track For prices and particulars phone 331 C W Dewky Manager VVantsd A few good steady sober men with teams to work on Fruit Farms in Utah For particulars c ill on H I Peterson The Vf C T U subject for February 23th will be Press Work Mrs E S Waite will be hostess and Mrs Inglis leader Received on account Paid ojt Cash Credit slips etc for sale at the Tribune office Per 1000 50c We sell nothing bus shoes and are here to stay Ours are the bet Vier sen Osbnrn 113 vve t B street Hubers have everything in olives plain and stuffed from 15 cents to SI a bottle If once ued you would not be with out McMillens Cream Lotion for face and bands Typewriter for sale at Tee 1 ItliUMC office i - i I fills prescriptions bry Cleaning Announcement In order to promptly and prop erly comply with the require ments in addition to our regular Tailoring Business we have bought and installed a Dry Clean ing Machine of the latest pattern with cleaning fluids of different kinds quite expensive and are now prepared to do Dry Cleaning with neatness and dispatch Satisfaction guaranteed LINEBURG CO Merchant Tailors McCook Nebraska SKEEING IS POPULAR Knights of the Spruce Blades Becom ing fAora Numerous In America In the iwytirii Mvtlon of the coun try ee jumping Ikih npldly forged to the fronl rin f under athletics since its introduction b lite Scandi navians and he tournaments Held each year Jinrv and more in terest On Fix long slides al thee meet the iruip Cuifus i the spniee blades iht vui t tmu uviiidertH stunts At n resent tounumeiit at Hiiluli Minn ivorlds kee jump reord was excelled Ole Kiuriiig leapiig 144 feet Ilus esfwvjs bv si feet the - i f A RESIAIlKABIiE SKUE IjKAP jump made by Ole Gunderson of Chip pewa Falls Wis ast year The long est standing jump record was made hy Ole Mangseth of Colerine 137 feeL 11 Is predicted that many records will go at the national skee tournament which is to be held this year Feb li and 20 at Colerine Minn There is something peculiarly pic turesque and sportsmanlike about a skee runner The skees themselves are long and graceful and though they are in many shapes they do not differ in essential points The skees used in Norway and Sweden are long and nar row strips of wood varying from eight to sixteen feet in length and generally from three or four and a half inches In width and an inch in thickness Any clever American boy ought to be able to build a pair of suees at least for practicing purposes There are many kinds of wood used the best being birch elm ash maple oak and Scotch fir In Christiania ash is in great favor while the Finns favor a peculiar species of bog pine THE AERO SLEDGE Novel Machine That Can Travel at Great Speed on the Ice If an invention just devised by a Danish engineer become popular wc may have a vehicle to dodge that will be harder to avoid than the deadly au tomobile This is the aero sledge shown in the accompanying illustra tion which is capable of attaining a speed of over thirty miles an hour and THE AEKO SIiEDGE the trials of this invention being con ilncte abroad are attracting consid erable attention The new sledge differs from all oth er inventions of the kind in that it is steered by a slide bar fastened to the rear of one of the runners and the start is made by means of a propeller similar to that of a flying machine Over frozen lakes and rivers it can attain wonderful speed and with tbese sledges some interesting races could be arranged Plans are now being made to exhibit the invention in this country before the winter is over FAMOUS fiIORGUE TO GO Paris Structure Known the World Over Will Be Demolished Doubtless the most famous morgue in the world is located at Paris and the decision to demolish it and erect a new and larger one has recalled many interesting facts concerning the one K THE FAMOUS PARIS MORGUE story somber building The structure has figured in almost every French de tective story written and many famous authors have referred to it in their tales It has become one of the great sights of the capital und almost daily visitors and tourists among them many Americans call to gaze with morbid curiosity on the corpses exposed HER ONE QUESTION Thn Womn In tha Care as UsuaU i Had the Lat Word t u iiv sllg la 1 lie i el tn Midress aid to niike hia spie I locked the front door I put the chain oi I pulleJ tlu ke nut a little bit The dog is iir iIc I UU tle kit ten out 1 eiuptic the drip pan of the refrigerator ilje cook took the ller u le I witi her I put a cine r it the k of the back hsll dour 1 pti the fastenings over the hath ix windiw The parlor lire has ce I die I put the cake b buck in tv ljset I did not drink all the milk It i nut goig to rain Xubudy ive i - measage for you I mailed your hvr as fooii as 1 got downtown You thr did not call at the olllcc Xcbody died that we ai e interesieI li Did not he of a marriage or it ment I was very busy at te iit uiakkg out bills 1 line hung my clothes over chair bucks I want a iew egg for bieikfast I think thit i3 all ami 1 will now put o the light Mr Jenkins felt that he had hdgrd against all inquiry and a triumph mt smile was upon his face a he toe hold of the gas check and iid line for the bed when he earti quaked by the query froi r ei kins Why dont you take ui hati Argonaut A STORY OF MEISSONii The Painters Two Breakfasts With a Stingy Art Patron Meissonier once got acipiainted with a Parisian grandee very wealthy ver fond of posing as an art patron but slightly penurious Oue day Meisso uier breakfasting with the grandee was struck by the beauty of the tex ture of the tablecloth One could draw upon it he remarked and suit ing the action to the word he produced a pencil and made on the smooth snowy nap a wonderfully able sketch of a mans head The particular table cloth in question never went to the wash The economical swell had the head carefully cut out of the dam ask and hastened to frame and glaze his prize A few weeks afterward Meissouier again breakfasted with hi patron and found by the side of hh plate at the corner of the table assign ed to him a neat little sheaf of crajois and holders with a penknife and sonic iudia rubber While the guests at the conclusion of the repast were enjoying their cof fee and cigarettes the host saw with delight from the corner of his eye thai Messouier was hard at work on the tablecloth this time with a su perb little full length of a mediaeval halberdier The party broke up the guests departed and the economical swell rushed back to the dining room to secure his treasure But alas the painter had for once shown himsel as economical as his patron He Irid made disastrously good use of the pen knife and oue corner of the tablecloth was gone halberdier and all Bismarck on the Throne of France Iismarck on the throne of France Uismarck was once spoken of in that connection aud by Napoleon too It was during the detention of the de throned emperor at Wilhelmshohe in 1ST1 when Napoleon and some mem hers of his staff were discussing the probability of Napoleon reasceiiding the French throne aud news of the do ings of the commune was brought in Horrible too horrible exclaimed le petit empereur And then after a long silence he re sumed I know a man who if on the French throne would be master of Germany in six mouths His name sire asked his nephew Prince Murat Bismarck replied the emperor as he turned on his heel A Curious Barometer A curious barometer is said to lie used by the remnant of the Arauea nian race which inhabits the southern most province of Chile It consists oi the castoft shell of a crab The dead shell is white iu fair dry weather but the approach of a moist atmosphere is indicated by the appearance of small red spots As the moisture in the an increases fhe shell entirely i and remains bo throughout the rainy season Iridium Iridium is a hard brittle silver white metallic element belonging to the platinum group discovered by Tenuaut in 1S03 sometimes found native aud nearly pure but generallj combined with osmium It is witL the exception of osmium the heaviest metal known and is used for pen I hits contact points in telegraphy aud points of scientific implements liable to wear Its specific gravity is 224 Hope Say pop Ive got to write a compo sition on Ilope What is hope any way Hope my boy is the joyous expec tation of being able to dodge our juir deserts Life A Short Fall Golly Mike are you alive after falling two stories Why thats not far this is a fifty one story building Judge The prodigal robs his heir the miser robs himself Bruyere MINOR ITEMS OF NEWS McConnell for drills McConnell fills prescription- When Mr Jenkins went to his bed- McMillen prescription driiinist room at lial para 1 it was with the duieriiiiiiatiiiii of r i -A i hi p and with mother deierniiiiiti m that he would mt It- in viewed by Mrs ii 1 ks scon as he Is t iirerel ie dior and depoled h la ip n M Corn Cure needn only a irmi xjti fj jon of ita nwrit Drink Wedding MrMakfast coffep and be hsippj r HuIkt j only Poill A NiIsmm fpict t Ter nn nlfhKii mil Ht iMrion this season i j Huber handles the Ciirluirtt jh and caps alto and a fml linn of Imt makeg We have evert it m nf sick sooni that can Hdd to th eonifnrt hie aid the recovervof t h pvtii iit I W McConnkic Drlluit EsTKY rm i 24 1 HO Fh 12 ill- lii ti irs Ovvnrr i til lutV s nie 1 pni xpntisfs incurred Ptin eh n ill A Hrw n If you nre thinking of puprinir hi cprin we Jihvp somethii g men to show ou in our wall paper depnr moit C li WoomvoKTH The IJrugui t We have just received a sliipni nt f the in hi f ole leather that was V r tr ned Can I en at thn store Wpjrs like ir n Viersen O thorn 113 weft B street Preparatory to removal to Colorado I wish to sell a largo part of household furniture including tile lined refrigora tor sideboard large rollertop desk and chair davenport etc H L Kennedy Hubers coffee cannot be beat Coffee from 15 cents to 35 cents and Wedding Breakfast heads the list Annual Meeting Building Association The iinm al meeting of tne McC k Co operative Bulin nd Savings As sociati n was held in tho directors room of the First National Bank Monday ev ening On account of the fact that a majority of the stock as not represented on motion the retiring members of tho board Messrs J E Klley C F Lebn and C J OBrien were selected as hold over directors until the next annual meeting The report of the auditing committee J G Schooel and C W Kelley was read and adopted The report ehowtd the associations affairs to be in good cond tion and managed in a business like manner aud to the satisfaction of the stockholders of the association Honor the President Tuesday afternoon February 1 a congenial company of members and friends of the Ladies Aid society of the Christian church gathered at the home of Mrs S A Elder and surprised the worthy president of the Aid society bo fore her departure in the near future for her new home in Minden Light refreshments were served after which the secretary of the society made a brief talk in presenting on behalf of the society Mrs Elder with eome tokens of the regard of the ladies a silver sugar shell and butter knife set and a nut pick and cracker set It was approaching the supper hour when the company dispersed to their respective homes with the memory of an afternoon well and happily spant Sold Holdings Here Wm Byfield closed contracts last week for the sale of his real estate in this county and will leave soon to join his family in their new home at Fresno California His home place just east of McCook was sold to his neighbor Arthur Woods the consider ation being 810000 His ranch of 500 acres at Red Willow and the elevator were sold to V Franklin of McCook the considertion being SiO 000 He will hold a sale at the ranch some time soon and after a short visit with his mother in Toronto Canada will move west Indianola Reporter C E Entertains A most enioj able eveningwas spent at the home of Mr and Mrs W W Bar ritt Monday evening when Miss Hazel entertained the members of tho C E of the Christian church at a Valentine social A two comse supper was served to which all did ample justice The even ing was spent in various games and mu sic both vocal and instrumental The guests departed at a late hour wishing that Valentine day would come every month All declared Hazel a royal en tertainer Do You Ever Feel tired run down cant eat no am bition dont seem to have any particular pain If so you need Peptonized Beef Iron and Wine It U a strength giver and tissue builder A large bottle 100 of C R Woodworth Druggist NEW SUPPLY HERE We have plenty of hard coal nut stove and egg sizes New supply just arrived BARNETT LUHBER CO Ecaaawtefca H C CLAPP M ry HarriBonnurse Phone black 280 1 Ladies FumishingS 1 ry Q00ds - HiHinery - For quick results use McMillenn ure Handsome New Sprieg Suits and Coats arriving daily Cull and see them ALL THE NEW SPRING SHADES in every desirable length of SILK GLOVES we are showing in our new stock of 66 Kayser Gloves Trade where the new things are shown firsL H C CLAPP Exclusive Dry Goods Millinery and Ladies Furnishings R F D NU 1 The- coj me hunt l it Thursday whs more or le s a failure on account of in lh li line aIuoIi let out the dox mine wnlws within the circl Fneak out Another hunt will be held in two weks from that date at vbich they hoio to make good the defects of last week H E Phillippi has moved ii tn the old farm home Mrs Ilari M jer arrived home lat Sunday muht Irom ihe unririnm t Collegeview She decided not to bo 0ierateri upon Sitwe Mr j W P Brooniiield returned home the children have been ailing one being now th eutened with pneumonia Tho others are recovering i W N Rogers of Shfdeland sold eight head of his famous W bite Faces to parties at West Point Tuesday Tho big barn dance at Charles Downb last Saturday night was a great success i 42 numbers being out 1 AM J m bL 222 Main Ave Phone 56 McCook Neb - 4mBm i - Xm JzES Gjf ft fabtiLi F I HILLMAN with Ilillmans Ideal Stock Co Temple theatre February 21 22 Popular prices at tho and 23 o IS THE SUCCESS of onrPafd EXTENSION-ARM STACKER which ostendb after it is half way np with tho load and is opcr atpd with ono horso Alo our Patd POSH RAKE and Eonver Mado MOWER Our Clients and Competitors Acknowledge This 225000 invoa tod in onr factory to back onr Roods Onr elegant illustrated printed mat tor and pricos dolivered at your station sent freo for tho asking A1CERTIFICATE and SOU VENIR FPEE THE PLATTNER IMPLEMENTCO DEPT 7 DENVER COLO iiao j tins paper rYv T7 Ii MM k Bffgipf a PgfflSpl nil l Try it once and you will use it always At the WHITE HOUSE GROCERY Phone 30 L A PARIS Prop 7 n m i - i i t it