SOD HI SIDE Quito n bit of wind bese dttn Sonio dastard shot and lillod euo of S B Iliinltina borfees thort limu age Theres one way to atop suoh work lint every hunter jou catch on your Innd to the full extent of ttelaw up trespassers Wbntn the matter with making it Senator Norxm in the future They hud n dance at J A ScbinilaV last Saturday nifjht anct Ic Blaine Dtitton has gono to Kansas City on a wait A Mr Gordon has moved oiio the H P Sutton farm We are glad luin that Gordon WmAijAuA llartmnn went through the opnratiot in good Bhope and anxiously nvai word of his complete recovery to health Mr E A Kelley Hulvidere III writes uhI am an ex engineer with 22 years active srvioe to my credit Anon three years ago my kiduejn wem euc ed so that 1 bad to give- up my ontine First I was troubled with HiVwre aching pain over the hipd Then followed in flimmation of the blidd r an J speukt appeared before my em A sum pin of Foleja Kidney PilN that I tried so bent li ted me that I bought more I cnn riniiHil to thke them until now I can safe l tentifv tfiev have ma me a sound a id well nifii A McMillen Trees and Seeds That Grow For the past 24 years we have supplied our customers m an states witn trees ana beeas that grow we carry a most complete line of Fruit and Orna mental Trees Berry Bushes Roses Pexen mats Bulbs etc at low prices Apple fin Tlnm 1 Olio PnfVi l U lMVllllj W 1W be ail budded trees uon cord Grapes250 per luu we pay treignt on 10 or ders DIRECTORS V Franklin A McMillen R A Green G fl Watkins Vernice Franklin THE TRIBUNE Cora- Dlete stock of all kinds of Farm Garden and Flower Seeds to select from Write for our large 112 oaee catalog and Garden Guide We mail same free of charce to anyone interested also sample package of our New Coreless Tomato the finest of alfTomatoes BOX 225 GERMAN NURSERIES BEATRICE NED Closing Out Sale mean business If you have money I can prove to you that Money Tnlk I am offering for sale the following properties No 1 Lot 8 blk 11 2nd add to Mc Cook unimproved except a9 to a few trees location No 903 W 2nd St No 2 Lots Sand 6 of blk 272nd add to McCook improved house No 401 5tb at East one block from school 7 room bouse good repair fitted with gas for cooking and light shade lawn and cement sidewalk corner lots No 3 A lovely suburban home ad joining the town of Indianola 40 acres of land brick bouse of 10 rooms one half mile from post office frame barn well wind mill and three cisterns Pos session March 1st No 4 -E yz Soc27 230 320 acres im proved farm 8 miles from McCok 140 acres in cultivation 1G0 acres in pasture This is a nice farm and in plain view of city with good roads Frame house of 4 room stable 16x40 well wind i mill and ei tern some tree Posses sion March l t Object for selling is to quit business I will make reasonable terms If interested come and sbe me and look over the properties If they suit you we can deal If you deal with mo you have no commissions to pay I M Smith Owner 20i flain ave McCook Neb Phone 191 vfyywy trf w vinrHi v v w wiw V Franklin Pres G H Watkins Vice Pres R A Green Cshr fWiiviwfifi The Citizens National Bank of McCook Nebraska Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 25000 THE TRIBUNE Office for Office Supplies AikUVtUifcUlAAfaSUUVAyW n iV iHtft liVt iiifaJjl STANSBERRY LUHBER CO Everything- in Lumber At Live and Let Live Prices Phone 50 McCOOK NEB D W COLSON FIRE INSURANCE AGENT I have Residence and Business Properties for Rent Office Phone 16 Residence Black 335 McCook Nebraska HIGHPRICED McCOOK Living expenses have advanced 50 percent in the past few years but you can get the BEST OF ALL KINDS OF COAL at the SAME OLD PRICE of the Bullard Lumber Co Phone No i i 1 M O McCLURE Mgr 150 Value for 100 AVAN CuADMAKING AImoi Use Cobbltfit jnos While Tur comans Like Sana thf iiicjiii 01 tin- Atglinu enruvun wiiruoUtd t litiiilug sin ill muuil cohhlesiono in tin lire ami then po in ilifiii nut ami wnippini dough an inch thick uliout l hem 1lie hulls tlws formed were again thrown into rlie tire to tie inked out again when conk ed The bread tasted well there tu the desert although in civilized communi ties the grit and ashes would nave seemed unendurable After good fellowship had been f s tublished the Afghans actually sold u some tlutir says a writer in the Na tlonal Ceographical Magazine The camp where we used it a little later happened to be beside the sandy bed of a trickling salt stream which was drinkable in winter but absolutely itn usable in summer when evaporation is at its height and the salt is concen trated See said one of our Turcomans as we dismounted here Is some sand Tonight we can have some good bread When some dry twigs had been gath ered he proceeded to smooth off a bit of the cleanest sand and built upon it a hot tire When the sand was thor oughly hot he raked off most of the coals and smoothed the sand very neat ly Meanwhile one of the other men had made two large sheets of dough about three quarters of an Inch thick and eighteen inches in diameter He tween these he placed a layer of lumps of sheeps tail fat making a huge round sandwich This was now spread on the hot sand coals mixed with sand were placed completely over it and it was left to bake Now and then an edge was uncovered and a Turcoman smelled it appreciatively and rapped on it to see if it was yet cooked When the top was thoroughly baked the bread was turned over and covered up again It tasted even better than the Afghan bread after It was cooled a little and the sand and ashes had been whisked off with a girdle The Turcomans are so accustomed to life in the sandy desert that they think it impossible to make the best kind of bread without sand while the Af ghans who live in the stony moun tains think that cobblestones are a requisite THE ZANZIBARIS Dense Stupidity and Amusing Blunders of the Natives In the Autobiography of Sir Henry M Stanley the author says of the colored natives of central Africa Good as the majority of Zauzibans were some of them were indeseriha bly and for me most unfortunately dense One man who from his personal appearance might have been judged I to be among the most intelligent was after thirty mouths experience with his musket unable to understand how it was to be loaded lie never could remember whether he ought to drop the powder or the bullet into the mus ket Qrst Another time he was sent with a man to transport a company of men over a river to camp After wait ing an hour 1 strode to the bank or the river and found them paddling in opposite directions each blaming the other for his stupidity and being in a passion of excitement unable to hear the advice of men across the river who were bawling out to them how to manage their canoe Another man was so ludicrously stupid that he generally was saved from punishment because his mistakes were so absurd We were one day floating down the Kongo and it being near camping time I bade him as he happened to be bowman on the ocea sion to stand by and seize the grass on the bank to arrest the boat when I should call out In a little while we came to a tit place and I cried TJold hard Kirango Please God master he replied and forthwith sprang on the shore and seized the grass with both hands while we of course were rapidly swept down river leaving him alone and solitary on the bank The boats crew roared at the ridiculous sight but nevertheless his stupidity cost the tired men a hard pull to as cend again for not every place was available for a camp He it was also who on an occasion when we required the branch of a spe cies of arbutus which overhung the river to be cut away to allow the ca noes to be brought nearer to the bank for safety actually went astride of the branch and chopped away until he fell into the water with the branch and lost our ax He had seated himself on the outer end of the branch A Bunch of Kicks Im in hard luck sighed the steel rail Look at me I get nothing from morning till night but hot air groan ed the pumping engine Im always in hot water sighed the boiler Consider my plight cried the mac adam road invariably walked over and trodden under foot Im used to it for Im always up against it philosophically remarked the wall paper Youre none of you as badly off as I am said the furnace for no mat ter where I go Im generally fired Baltimore American The Editor Won A London paper described a chil drens excursion as a long white scream of joy and was called to ac count by a correspondent who said that a scream could be long but not white whereupon the editor justified himself by urging that a hue is often associated with a cry Every heart germ Shelley contains perfections V i 1 y ureal nsmMtiumtiisssussx I Wealth In Land Calamity 111 Flr3tf1fr1 T m to ocle near ad tne new towns now springing up along the iji llzi ttSi ITII losses In property run ning far up into the millions ami an appallingly long list of dead and injured the tloods in Paris and throughout France reach ed the dimensions of n great national calamity that startled the entire civi lized world The unprecedented storms which visited the country and raged for days turned the rivers into raging torrents the ordinarily peaceful Seine rising higher than it has risen before In a hundred years Floods are by no means a rarity in raris but cldom do they reach the proportions of the present inundation bringing disaster not only to the Frei ch capital but to many other cit ies and towns unfortunately situated along the banks of the Seine in what Is known as the Seine basin Rain falls of no unusual extent cause a rap id rise of the waters in the river and a consequent Hooding of the banks but when there is a continuous down pour as at the present time and such as struck the country in 1S02 the sit uation develops into a national calam ity Several causes contribute to this First of all Paris and much of the V I- A VIEW OP PAIUS SHOWING THE SEINE ASi JsOTKE Will surrounding territory are situated in a shallow basin surrounded by hilis aid traversed by the river Seine which is fed by numerous large streams rising in the mountains within several hun dred miles of the city on either side of the river Uains in the hills espe cially when there is snow to be melted to add its quota to the rush of waters cause all the tributaries of the Seine to fill their banks with turbulent Hood streams As there is no other outlet all these waters converge into the Seine mostly above Paris Thus the Aube the Yonne the Loing and the Marne riv ers all add to the depth of the main river already swelled by ilocd condi tions in the mountains of Cote dOr where it rises When it is considered that the banks of the river in the vi cinity of Paris are comparatively low it will be seen that any rise much above the ordinary will cause a flood ing of the great basin This condition is aggravated by the course the Seine takes as it flow through the city Up to the very gates of Paris almost it runs straight from the mountains keeping its wa ters well confined in the main stream But scarcely does the river enter the city boundaries than it begins a serie of serpentine windings The channel of the stream is blocked with numer ous islands the divided current flow ing on botli sides The city is literally built around the river at this point and the mad streams of a flood seeking a straight course leap over their shallow con fines and rush through the streets Gales on the ocean may add to the difficulty by causing a tidal bore to back up the river and to hinder its natural outlet to the sea The estuary too is blocked by shifting sand banks which at times obstruct the natural flow of the water The city of Paris proper covers about 20000 acres of which the Seine occupies 1700 acres The river enters Paris from the southwest and aftei making a sweeping bend leaves Paris at the southeast It averages two or three hundreds yards in width As the storm progressed and the Seine overflowed many sections of the French capital were submerged in cluding the famous Bois de Boulogne and fine residences subways noted buildings and historic monuments were inundated many of the struc tures collapsing Iiowboats were used on the flooded streets the owners ask ing fabulous sums for removing furni ture and valuables to places of safety In the suburbs the situation was ap palling hundreds of helpless people clinging to the housetops the streets being under fifteen and twenty feet of water Thousands of dollars have been appropriated by the government for relief of the victims Private cit izens also rendered much aid both financially and otherwise All political differences were buried and the na tion has given the world a fine exhibi tion of pluck and solidarity in the face of her great disaster The present flood began with heavy storms on Jan 17 Besides Paris the towns of Billancourt Argenteuil As iiieres Sevres Meudon Lille Chalons Troves Montereau He St Denis Ivry Vitry Maisons Lafitte Poissy Juvigny and manyi others are severely affected i The Big Horn Basin the Yellowstone Valley and the large Dry Fanning valleys in Wyoming along the Burlington offer exception- al opportunities for farmers merchants mechanics and professional Burlingtons Alain Lines to the Northwest e All of these rich farming valleys are surrounded by valuable pasture laud containing timber for the settlers and in most cases coal and valuable building stone GOVERNMENT IRRIGATED HOMESTEADS Home steads under the Carey Act Deeded land and 320 acre free home steads under the Mondell law Go with me on one of our personally conducted land seekers excursions first and third Tuesday of each month CHEAP RATES O hMi DATES DONT lJAY RENT but Fend for our free folders with maps srnElelling all about these lands State which G00J loii jou are most interested in write tociay D CLEM BEAVER Gonoral Agent Land Scokors Information Bureau Room 7 Q Building Omaha Nob THE C SE OF COLDS Advice Regardiig The Prevention of Coughs and Colds If eoj vv u u iiirity 1 nd strengthen ti steiu til mfjiwity of cnsS of couglic culds iiitl pneumonia might bo aviiifd These troubles are frequently due to winch pioduces n Crttairbtil condition of the mucous mem brtnt which is nn ionrntil skin of the bofy When this bit in is weakened it becomes humIv infected wih germs which cause many of the dispnsps to which flesh is heir Henlthy mucous membranes are fssnntial safeguards of the bnriv j iient rHl health An excellent aid too in the prevention of coughs colds pneumonia and such like infect 11 us rii eise is u n nifdy that will prevpnt or cure catarrh We have a n medy which wo honestly believe to be un urpnssed in excellence for the prevention of coughs colds and ill cathirhiil condition It is the pre scription of a famous physician who j has an enviable reputation of thirty years of cures gained through the us e 01 tins foiinula We promise to make 10 charge for the medicine should it fail to do ns we claim We urge every iody who has netd of such a medicine o tr Rexall Alucu Tone It stands to rea on Unit wo could not ff rd to ninkp such statements and give our own personal guarantee to this rem edy if we were not prepared to prove the reaconaoieni ss 01 our claim in every particular and we see no reason why any one should hesitate to accept our offer and try it We have two sizes of Rexall Mucu Tone prices 50 cents and 100 Sometimes a 50 cent bottle is sufficient to give marked relief As a general thing the most chronic case is relieved wit an average of three large bottles You can obtain Rexall Reme dies in McCook only at our store The Rexall Store L WMcConnolI A Safe -Guard To Children Our two children of six aud eight years havebeen since infancy subject to olds and croup About three years go I started to use Foleys Honey and Tar and it has never failed to preent nd t 111 e tiipse troubles It is the only medicine I can get the children to take vithuiit a 11 w The above from WC Ornsteie Green Bay Wis duplicates he ojerienee of thousands of other users of Foleys Honey and Tar A Mc Millen Most people know the feeling and miserable state of ill health it indicates All people should know that Foleys Honey and Tar the greatest throat and ung remedy will quickly cure the sore ness and cough and restore a normal condition Ask for Foleys Honey and Tar A McMillen SNSVSSKNaSSS2PSHVaN9A R D BURGESS SON i Plumber and i Steam Fitter Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Estimates Furnished Free Base ment of the Postoffice Building McCOOK NEBRASKA 1 Sfis tr t wxim A PAINTING GRAINING PAPER HANGING SIGN PAINTING CALSOMINING ETC Paper hanging at 10c a roll All work guaranteed W F PURBY 409 B Street East CONN DENTIST phosk 112 Office Booms 3 and V Walsh Blk McCool l SYRUP cures coughs and colds Office over Electric Tlit iUro Rooms G7 Dr W B Ely M D Practice Limited Specialty Diseases of the Rectum Piles Fissure Ulcer oc Ofllco Hours 9 n in to 4 p m Phono 126 JOHN E KELLEY A1T0RNEY AT LAW and B0MDED ABSTEACTEX 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