i t I - 5 i fl REASONS WHY YOU LUMBER ya Lumber and Coal Thats All But we can meet your every need in these lines from our large and complete stocks in all grades Barnett Lumber Co h Telephone 55 Phone 5 Xm mmmvwmwvmviwvvw j Mike Walsh DEALER IN POULTRY EGGS Old Rubber Copper and Brass Highest Market Price Paid in Cash New location just across IrCcClc street in P Walsh building L lVUUJV SifffP7WWiiiitHitvHfiiiffWPl t ur J u tsruce 3 OSTEOPATH i McCook Neb j Office over EiecricTheatre on Alain Ave Yd i i t 0 i ViVi f inWiiMf Dr Herbert J Pratt KEGISTEEED GRADUATE Dentist Office 21214 Main av over McConnells Drug Store McCook Neb Telephones Office 1G0 Residence Blach131 I i R H Gatewood DENTIST Office Koom 1 Masonic temple Phnno IftQ MolYrlr TCfthraqka Wtthl f1 iiVV i 1 itf it it i Vi rif tilti DR EARL 0 VAHUE DENTIST Office over McAdams Store Phone I9t NOTICE William D Burnett Plaintiff vs Arthur L Hugunia Defendant Arthur L Hugunin defendant will take no tice that on the TJth day of January 1D10 P S Heaton a justice of the peace in and for Wil low Grove precinct Red Willow county Ne braska issued an order of attachment for the sum of 3507 in an action pending before him wherein William D Burnett is plaintiff and Ar thur L Hugunin is defendant and the property wf the defendant consisting of money due and owing and in the hands of the Chicago Burling ton fc Quincy Railroad Company garnishee as wages for labor performed by said defendant for said railroad has been attached under said order Said cause has beenjcontinued for hearing on tho 2Sth day of February 1910 at the hour of 2 27LsPU WILLIAM D BURNETT Bt TryvaTrMgj HjULD BUY NOW First Ths roads are ganl Thy wont h Knoa when th sprtn thaw cnmr s Ynnll hav trouble thentr gtstttnK your lnnlrilux mili riM horn Second This Is the beri tlm to get ready to build You should order your material now and engage your carpenters The lattvr will all be busy wlii n pririK opens up Third Thre is sure to ho an advance or from 2 to 3 psr thousand f t ot lumber a little later ffei not trylnz to frlgliieu you or force you Intii buying Thin is on honnt conviction based ubon ixperietice and cloic ooservaton We have nevr deceived you lo a forecast of this kind- REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY FROM HAFER rirt Thi C Hfr Lumber Company Is tho best equipped concern or Its kind In th world for clUnq direct to the consumer lumbar mill work builders hardware paint md other materials You can rind riffht liero vrythne that you nued In putting up a building of any kind This is not a nii order commUslori house but a genuine splendidly equipped builder itirtitutlon location In the Krowlng West and our own private track g facilities insure the qulckuct rvics you can get anywhere Third N7 are arming the heaviest buyers In the business We have our own timber sawmills factories and yards So we positively obtain the lilfficst quality of materials at prices that Klve us a great advantage over Mil others GET YOUR LOCAL FIGURES TBEN GET OURS If vnu intend to build a house ham nhed or anything elso have youi carpenter rtgure out what you need giving all specifications a completely as possible Then get your local dealers figures We do net want to see his bid All wt a Is that you make an honest comparison and we know that if you do that wa will receive your order If possible come to Council BlulTs That -will enable you to look over our great stock and you can see everything- you buy as It is loaded into your car Your trip to Council Bluffs will cost you nothing if you buy a carload or more and provided you live not more than 150 miles from this city We want you to sto that you are getting the best and well make the trip to your advantage in the quality anJ price of what vou buy and In paying your expenses We will also pay the freight on a carload shipment to your near est railway station and guarantee safe delivery We usk lor no money in idvance If you come to South Omaha remember that we have a hranch office there The manager will be glad to see you and he will run over to Coun cil Bluffs with you if you want to learn Just what wo can do for you here As to our financial responsibility ask the banks or commercial agencies Our business experience covers many years of square dealing- as everyone who has purchased from us will testify We are now preparing a handsome catalogue showing the lumber mill work builders hardware paints roofing and other materials that we sell It will be ready in about 80 days and we would like to send it to you O HAFER LUMBER CO COUNCIL BLUFFS IOWA County Commissioners Proceedings McCook Nebraska January 26 1910 The board of county commissioners met pur suant to adjournment Present C B Gray F S Lofton and Edward Sughroue county comnissioners and Charles Skalla county clerk Tho minutes of the meeting held January 25 were read and on motion approved A motion was made by Lofton seconded by Sughroue that Mitchell Young of Danbury be appointed as constable for Beaver precinct to fill vacancy Motion carried unanimously The following claims were audited and al lowed aud the clerk was instructed to draw warrants on the county general fund levy of 1909 as follows Ed Hethcote fees State vs Quadour claimed 90 allowed 7 45 E F Osborn fees State vs Quadour 6 00 Wayne S Hethcote fees State v Quadour claimed 2560 allowed 8 80 James Cummings fees State vs Quadour 1 20 Frank Tawney fees State vs Quadour 1 o0 E Richmond fees State vs Quadour 1 40 R B Campbell fees State vs Quadour 1 E0 Wm Staples fees State vs Quadour 1 40 Wm Koons fees State vs Quadour 1 10 Dau Sclmuf fees State vs Quadour 1 30 Fred Quadour fees State vs Quadour claimed 120 rejected Al Winters feesState vs Quadour claim ed li0 rejected Pet Konrath fees State vs Quaduor claimed 190 rejected James Hart fees State vs Quadour claimed 190 rejected Win Williams fees State vs Quadour claimed 110 rej cted E F Osborn fees State vs Quadour in district court 7 CO James Cummings fees State vs Quadour in district court 7 55 W H Staples fees State vs Quadour in district court 7 20 C A Rodgers fees State vs Quadour in district court 5 00 W H Smith serving on Soldiers Relief Commission 1909 5 percent of amount distributed by him 10 CO J A Wilco erving on Soldiers Relief Commission 1909 i 25 Barnett Lumber Co lumber 4 61 The b ard commenced the examination of the accounts of H I Peterson sheriff for1939 and continued tho same throughout the day On motion tho board adjourned to meet Jan uary 27 1910 C B Grat Chairman Attest Chas Skalla County Clerk McCook Nebraska January 27 1910 The board of county commissioners met pur suant to adjournment Present C B Gray F S Lofton and Edward Sughroue county com missioners and Chas Skalla county clerk The official bond of F C Tyler as justice of the peace for Box Elder precinct was examined and on motion approved and ordered reeorded and placed on file On motion the county treasurer was instruct ed to refund to Robert Jenkins the sum of 200 being the amount of poll tax illegally assessed against him in 1909 at McCook aud paid by him under protet for the reason that he has been member of the fire department of Syracuse Ne braska for five years and is exempt from poll tax The following claims were presented to the board E G CainoCo 39 90 E GCnineCo 33 25 PJ Colling 8 CO P JColling 15 00 JC Puckett 25 09 JCPuckett 5 00 Red Willow County Farmers Co-operative Grain Livestock Co SCO Geo W Short Estate 13 05 Geo W Short Estate 4 C4 These claims were for coal and merchandise furnished to old soldiers and soldiers widows upon orders of the Soldiers Relief Commis sion but for want of funds in the Soldiers Re lief fund these claims were filed as claims on tho general fund The board after asking the opinion of the county attorney who held that the board had no lawful right to allow these claims on the conuty general fund laid the claims over indefinitely Tho board continued the examination of the accounts of H I Peterson sheriff throughout the day On motion the board adjourned to meet Feb ruary 1st 1910 C B Gray Chairman Attest CnAS Skalla County Clerk Dr J A Golfer DENTIST Room Postoffick Building Phone 378 McCOOK NEBRASKA HIS HAPPY THOUGHT It Let tho New Train Dispatcher Off Without an Accident An operator for a western railroad who had served bis company long and well was called into the oillco one day and asked if he thought lie could hold down the job of night dispatcher Lie promptly replied that he could and was told to report for duty that night and his chief Instructed him in what he was to do Just after the chief left the office It began to blow and snow and the trains commenced to run late The new night dispatcher soon had de veloped a bad case of rattles and al most cried lie did not want an acci dent and he could not handle the trains So a happy thought struck him As ftist as u report came in he replied directing the conductor to take i a siding and wait for orders and it was not a great while until he had every train on the division sidetracked I Then he tool a book lighted his pipe 1 and sat down to wait for daylight In the morning the chief appeared with anxiety written all over his face Any accidents Johnny asked the chief Not an accident Ive got em all on the sidetrack snowed In and waiting for orders and you will have to get em out I am going to blow this job It took the chief and his force nearly all day to get the trains straightened out and traffic resumed on the road CAT AND FOX MEET And Reynard Retires the Worse For tho Meeting In a recent number of a German sporting paper a forester describes a scene which lie witnessed in a clearing in the foresL lie came one afternoon upon a big black cat occupied apparently in the pursuit of mice and from the shelter of a tree he watched its movements through a fleldglass After a few min utes an old fox made its appearance Slinking slowly forward toward the cat it lay down within a few steps of it ready to spring The cat had observed its enemy but beyond keeping a sharp lookout on its movements it made no sign Shortly a young fox joined the old one and al most immediately bounded at the cat which sprang aside and struck its as sailant so efficaciously across its face with its sharp claws that It retired as quickly as it came After an interval the old fox advancing slowly and carefully made its attack but the re sult was the same The cat spitting and hissing struck out hard and the fox retired discomfited A minute afterward it again sprang forward but this time the cat got much the best of it and was left in peace London Globe Trotter and Thoroughbred The trotting horse is infinitely more practical and useful speaking on broad lines than the thoroughbred i said a well known horse breeder to a Washington Herald reporter A oughbred has the speed for burst of time but when It comes to do hard work every day day after day and all the year around it cannot com pete with the trotting horse The j oughbred is rattle brained has no sense is beyond all control It doesnt i know when to stop or what to do in a nice it simply runs until it cannot run any longer whereas the trotting horse is under the control of its driver from start to finish and obeys orders at any time The thoroughbred natu rally exceeds the trotter in a burst of speed but in the long run it cannot compete As a general proposition it is accepted among horsemen that the trotting horse is superior to the thor oughbred for general purposes Artful Legal Tactics Lord Chancellor Erskine with all his arts and all his intrepidity in the face of judge or jury was easily upset by I anything which touched his amour propre Vanity was his foible and hef had all the susceptibility which at j taches to it One artful attorney knowing this used to plant a man in I court in full view of Erskine to yawn hideously at his most eloquent appeals or to titter at his most tragic tones Once when Garrow the well known counsel lost in thought had fixed his eyes vacantly upon him Erskine was so put out that he stooped down and hissed in his ear Who the devil do you think can get on with that wet blanket of a face of yours before him The same sensitiveness of criti cism followed him into the house of commons Law Times St Elmos Fire St Elmos fire is a name popularly given to a luminous appearance some times seen on dark and stormy nights at the masthead and yardarms of ves sels and also on laud at the top of church spires and trees and even on horses manes and about human heads It is due to the presence of electricity generally at elevated points where it accumulates more rapidly than it can be discharged and is named after St Elmo the patron saint of sailors Two Faced Babies Not that deceit is a born instinct but some babies must be two faced in the cradle Oh thats not possible I dont know I know a child that looks like its rich aunt when she comes on a visit and is the exact image of its rich uncle when he happens to be there And Mother Officiates Eddie Do you have morning prayers at your house Freddie We have some kind of a service when father gets in New Yr c Press He that always complains is never pitied German Proverb CLOTHES AND f HE JUAN Good Appearance Waits Upon the Way Garments Aro Worn You can talk all you please about clothes making a man said a Walnut street tailor but I want to say right now that the smartest clothes in the world cant make a man natty if he Is not naturally so There is an old stoop shouldered doctor uptown that I have been tailoring for seven years He buys four and sometimes live suits a year and yet except for a few days after he has broken In eacli new suit lie never looks nice The trousers bag at the knees the coat falls away in front and the shoulders begin to look sloppy The mans drooping figure and the poor care he takes of his clothes furnish of course the explana tion Did you ever notice the average college mans clothes Almost In variably he looks neat and correct despite the easy swing with which he walks But youll notice that he car ries his head high his shoulders fairly erect and his trousers never break at the shoes so that the crease is al ways preserved All classes of men go to college rich and poor Few col lege men take more than fair care of their clothes Its all the way they wear their clothes I think Notice the young lawyers and doctors around town too Few of them can afford the very best in tailor made clothes That they usually look nice is due to the fact that they have picked up the dis tinguished way to wear clothes 1 might call it Clothes make the man but only when the man Is willing to help Philadelphia Record A TRUE STORY It Was Vouched For by the Gentleman Who Related It Some years ago in a certain town in the north a gentleman possessed of more money than education was asked to address the scholars attending one of the local schools some Sunday after noon Well childwen said he Is not used to public speyking but I remem ber when I was a lad 1 was very fond of hearing a story Shall I tell ye a story V Once upon a time many years ago there was a lad a very good lad who went regularly to Sunday school and uivver missed But one Sunday aft ernoon as he was gawiu to school two bad boys met him and persuaded him to gan bird nesting wiv em So they went alang by the riverside and by and by they came to a tree and in the tree on a branch which overhung the watter was a nest The tAvo bad lads sent the good lad to climb the tree and fetch the eggs Up he went and got on the branch farther and far ther and just as he was reaching out his hand to tak the nest the branch brok and he fell into the river and was drooned After waiting a few moments to al low his hearers to thoroughly grasp the full extent of the catastrophe he resumed with Children the story is true for the lad that was drooned was me Lon don Tit Bits The Act of Dying The common phrase death agony is not warranted by what occurs in natu ral death which is a complete relief from all pain When death is owing to heart failure or syncope it is sudden and painless perhaps pleasant Death by hanging there is reason to believe is attended by si voluptuous spasm Death by decapitation or electricity is only a momentary shock hardly felt Death by poisoning varies in painful ness according to the poison employed Opium and other narcotics probably give a painless perhaps a pleasant dreamful death Hemlock as we know from the account of the death of Socrates causes gradual insensibil ity from below upward On the other hand arsenic strychnine carbolic and mineral acids corrosive sublimate tar tar emetic and other metallic poisons inflict slow and torturing death Prus sic acid and cyanide of potassium cause quick death Exchange Glasses to Fit Four Eyes For several months a man had been going to various oculists getting a pair of glasses trying them for a few days and then taking them back Two weeks ago one of his friends suggest ed an optician that he thought could do the trick and persuaded the troubled man to give him a trial The result was the same as before however and the glasses were returned Curious about the nature of the difficulty the friend went to the optician and asked him what was the matter Why replied the latter that fellow wants a pair of glasses that will suit both himself and his wife Philadelphia Times Knew Them I am looking for a quiet place ti rest said the tired looking man I think we can safely promise you all the comforts of home assured the hotel clerk Not on your life exclaimed the tired looking man Ive been married nine years and have seven children Philadelphia Record Prejudiced Opinion What did tne poet mean when he called his country the land of the free and the home of the brave He was probably referring to bach elors and married men said old Mr Sinithers sadly Stray Stories Logic and Sophistry Little Willie What Is logic pa Pa Logic my son is your line of argu ment in a controversy Little Willie And what is sophistry Pa The other fellows Exchange A BIT OF CHALK What It Shows When Placed Under a Powerful Microscope Few people know what a wonderful object a bit of chalk is when examined j under a microscope Take your knife i blade aud scrape off a little of the loose powder catch it on a clean glass slide and place this on the stage or a good table microscope Use a quarter inch objective lens and illuminate the field with a cone f light from the eancave side of the reflector The pow der will be seen to consist of a in fused mass of beautiful tiny shells many of them of the most curious form A better way however Is to rub down a portion of chalk witli an old toothbrush in a tumbler half tilled with water It you desire to prepare several slides rub on about a teaspoon ful of the powder Shake the tumbler briskly allow the sediment to settle for a moment and then carefully pour off the milky looking water Repeat this until the water remains clear and you will then have left in the bottom only perfect shells or large parts of shells Take up a small pinch of this deposit and spread It carefully over the center of a glass slide Dry over a lamp and If you wisli to pre serve the slide for future use mount it in Canada balsam pressing out the bubbles of air beneath the cover glass MECHANICAL INGENUITY A Full Rigged Ship That a Flys Wing Would Cover Many instances of mechanical inge nuity really remarkable to us in these days when we are supposed to have advanced in learning are related by various ancient authors The silver sphere a most noble and ingenious performance which was presented to Sultan Solyman the Magnificent by his imperial majesty Ferdinand is men tioned by Paulus Jovius as showing and keeping time with the motions of the celestial bodies in various config urations It was carried to Constanti nople bj twelve men and there put to gether by the artist that made it Mymecides an ancient carver was so proficient in microscopic mechanism that he made an iory ship with all its decks masts yards rigging tied sails in so small a compass that it might have been hidden under the wing of a fly He also made a chariot with four wheels and as many har nessed horses which took np scarcely more room than the ship George Whitehead m Englishman made a ship with all things pertaining to it to move as if it sailed upon a table All hands were aloft a woman made good music on a lute and a little puppy cried in the midship all of which variety says the old writer was pleasant and diverting The Vulnerable Point Mrs Holt could be depended upon at almost any time to say the wrong thing with the best intentions in the world Nobody minds what poor dear Fanny Holt says her friends told each other when repeating her remarks We know she means all right Isnt it queer how differently things affect people one of Mrs Holts neighbors said to her the day after a beach picnic We both got tired to death you and I You say youve had just a little bit of indigestion while I have this fearful blind head ache Why thats perfectly natural said Mrs Holt cheerily Of course when people are tired out It goes straight to the weakest part of them Mine is my stomach and everybody knows yours is your head poor dear Youths Companion The Word Silhouette The little black pictures called sil houettes derive their name from Eti enne do Silhouette who was the French minister of finance in 1759 His extreme economy in matters of finance was caricatured by all classes and any cheap mode or fashion was sarcastically called bj his name About that time these profiles were produced by casting the shadow of a face on the paper by the light of a candle and tracing about it Because they were cheap they were called in ridicule at the minister silhouettes and the name has ever since been re tained Boston Globe All the Printers Fault What became of that paper you were going to start in the interest of uplifting the poor tramp asked the interviewer Ah it fell through confessed the great reformer with much agitation and all on account of the blooming carelessness of the printer Did he make a grave error I should say so You know the pa per was to be named the Bar of Hope Well that idiot of a printer changed it to the Bar of Soap and as soon as my constituents heard the name they started running and they are running vet Chicago News Court Logic Lawyer My client your honor has confessed that he committed the bur glary You will admit this an eloquent proof of my clients love of truth aud of his upright conscience and your honor a man with such a delicate con scienre should not be accused of hav ing broken into a house to steal Never Quite Satisfactory Stern Father Young man the lights in this house are put out at 10 oclock Young Man That suits me Dont de lay on my account New York Times Victories that are easy are cheap Those only are worth having which come ik the result of hard fighting Beecher A CHINESE STRATAGEM Legend of How a Projoctad Invasion Was Averted Rajah Suran who was one of the earliest rulers of India overran tin entire east with the exception of Chi na killed Innumerable sultans with Ins own hand aud married ail their dauglt tcrs It is said that when the Chinese heard of his triumphant progress and learned that he laid reached their frontier they became much alarmed The emperor called a council of liH generals and mandarins aud upon the advice of a crafty old mandarin the following strntcgem was carried out A large ship was loaded with rusty nails trees were planted on the deck the vessel was manned by a numerous crew of old men and dispatched to the rajahs capital When It arrived the most wonderful part of the story that it did arrive the rajah sent an officer to ask how long It had taken the vessel to make the trip from China The Chinamen answered that they had all been young men when they set sail and that on the voyage they had plant ed the seeds from which the great trees had grown In corroboration of their story they pointed to the rusty nails which they said had been stout iron bars as thick as a mans arm when they started You can see they concluded that China must be a very long distance away The rajah was so much Impressed by these plausible arguments that he concluded he would not live long enough to reach China aud abandoned his projected invasion SNEEZING It Must Have Been a Violent Operation Before Jacobs Time We frequently hear the expression God bless you uttered after some one has sneezed The expression if we can believe Clodd in his Child hood of the World dates back to the time of Jacob We are told in Jewish literature that previous to his time men sneezed but once in a lifetime and that was the end of them for the shock slew them Jacob prevailed in prayer and had the fatality set aside on the condition that among all the nations a sneeze should be hallowed by the words God bless you In the Jataka one of the books of the Buddhist Scriptures we read that the expression was May the blessed Lord allow you to live Buddha on one occasion while preaching to his disciples happened to sneeze The priests gave vent to the exclamation and Buddha lectured them for interrupting his discourse If when a person sneezes he ask ed and you say May he live will he live the longer Certainly not cried the priests And if you do not say it will he die any the sooner Certainly not was the reply Then said Buddha from this time forth if any one sneeze and a priest says May you live he shall be guilty of a transgression London Spectator The Kind Caddie Once in a game said the golfer I had the good fortune to be six holes up on my opponent by the time the eigth hole was reached At the eighth green something went wrong with our reckoning of the strokes and I claimed that I had won that hole too while my opponent claimed that It was halved After a mild dis pute I yielded But as I moved on with tny caddie I couldnt help grumbling Well you know Joseph I gave in But I still think I won that hole after all The boy with a frown turned shocked and reproving eyes on me Disgusted with my greed for holes he whispered hurriedly so that my op ponent should not overhear Shut up cant you Do ye want to break the mans heart Ex change Laughter Overindulgence in laughter is repro bated by Emerson Explosions of it he says should be under strict control and he quotes approvingly the saying of Lord Chesterfield I am sure that since I had the use of my reason no hu man being has ever heard me laugh But Emerson is not altogether consist ent in this matter for whereas in one passage he refers to laughter as t contemptible squeal of joy in an other it becomes a pleasant spasm and he gratefully acknowledges the rest and refreshment we get from the shaking of the sides Moreover he admits that to see a man in a high wind run after his hat is always droll Presumably if the man is bald and tin road is muddy even Chesterfield might be led to emit a contemptible squeal London Chronicle Invisible Dcgs The coat of a red setter normal stands out fairly clear against heath er of the ordinary hue When how ever it gets soaked with rain it dark ens very much and blends very close ly with the heather The Gordon set ters are perhaps the worst in this re gard of assimilating with the color of heather and so being liable to get a charge of shot Country Life His Practical Mind Sculptor to his friend Well what do you think of my bust Fine piece of marble isnt it Friend Magnifi cent What a pity to make a bust of it It would have made a lovely washstaud A Comeback Why do so many otherwise clever women write silly letters to men Theyre probably making collections of the answers they get Cleveland Leader