m M EE5vnwvnvriMns i7i - irSW l asaasmsssssssssBssssstssessz gBwwaN vfliiin klSs SBS With a Base BalS Bat Some men shoiiM ho beaten with a br se ball bat instead of with u broom If there is anything tl at will ir a good womans patience it is bum coal If you want coal that will ploano I t us sell you If your wife does not say that she never had bet or coal for tho money we will take the beating and remove the coal at no expense to i ou All we ask is a Irial order You take no chances Wo agjo to deliver coal with all good qualities Give us a trial order Isk our customers Stansberry Lumber Co V Franklin Pres G H Watkins Vico Pres R A Gkeen Cshr DIRECTORS V Franklin A McMillen R A Green G H Watkins Vernice Franklin a Closing Out Sale I mean bu iripps If you hive money I can prove to you that Money Talk I am offering for sale the following properties No 1 Lo 8 blk 11 2nd add to Mc Cook unimprovpd exeppt as to a few trees loctttion No 903 W 2nd st No 2 Lots 5 and 6 of blk 27id add to McCok improved hoiirje No 401 5th st East one block from school 7 room bouse good repair fitted with gas for cooking and light shnde lawn and cement sidewalk corner lot No 3 A lovely suburban home ad joining the town of Indianoln 40 ncres oflnnd brieK house of 10 rooms one half mile from post office frame barn I well wind mill and three cisterns Pos session March 1st - No 4 E 320 acres im proved frin 8 miles from McOok 140 acres in cultivation 160 acres in pasture This is a nice farm and in plain view of city with good roads Frame bouse of 4 room st ible 10x40 well wind mill and cistern some tree Posse hion March l t Object for selling is to quit business I will make reasonable terms If interested come and sbo me and look over the properties If they suit you we can deal If jou deal with me you have no commissions to pay Smith Owner 20i flain ave McCook Neb Phone ipi WPTVfKfiH The Citizens National Bank of McCook Nebraska Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 25000 ttUful4iif Ut VUIUJUfctfeiAVihltA J rtdqvLqUJktLa t 1 1 it tfiili ll UifctUUllli nl Art ttQ D W COLSON FIRE INSURANCE AGENT I have Residence and Business Properties for Rent 4 Office Phone 16 nr - i ht i i Residence Black 333 McCOOK Nebraska HIGHPRICED McCOOK Living expenses have advanced 50 percent in the past few jears but you can get the BEST OF ALL KINDS OF COAL at the SAME OLD PRICE of the Bullard Lumber Co Phone No i i M O McCLURE Mgr THE TRIBUNE 150 Value for 100 THE TRIBUNE Office for O face Supplies O h 4 6 -O Vf jaafitfSfflaawmr tlXSZXj ytt mzf - JULIA WAII HOWE ittti Otonco of vj v o Big people Iv S JUII A WARD HOWE is vi freid to the new suffragette o husband She trays uiu jiuii iuiu that it was tried un succ ess fully in the days of Aristoplri nes My suffra gette friends have disappointed m e the famous poet declared in a recent Interview I expected their slogan to be some startling thing and lo it is oid od and familiar They remind me my suffragette friends of a witness at a Boston in quest Witness said the coroner do you know what motive the deceased had for committing suicide Yes judge your honor said the witness pompously Deceased told me his motive sir The coroner the court officers ev erybody looked interested What was then deceaseds mo tive said the coroner Why your honor he said he want ed to kill himself was the reply James M Beck who has been re tained as general counsel for the sugar trust once made use of a hu morous anecdote to introduce an ad dress Unavoidable duties had pre vented him he said from making any but the most kur r i e d preparations for the occasion and so he would commend to the audience the motto of a good old wo man he had heard of Iler pastor came to comfort this woman who had suffered a sad bereavement Well my good ffiy n woman the pas- JAitrs uixk tor remarked in your bitter trial I hope you have found some ray of com fort from the Sciiptures Indeed I have dominie was the confident though tearful reply Thats grand sister exclaimed the pastor sympathetically But tell me what passage of the word helped you most Grin and bear it Mr Beck is a lawyer of much experi ence but he does not look it A slight figure and a beardless face make him ITuJwLTw Eiw jTw MORSES GREAT BATTLE Convicted Danker Hss Fought Hard For Fradorr His Atlanta Life The fight has just begun Thus spuke Charles W Morse rhu convicted banker and liuaucicr as he entered the federal prison at Atlanta Ga the other day It given one a pretty good hka of the fighter this man is Losing a three years battle to keep out of the penitentiary such as few men in his position have evei made leaving wife and children whom he fairly adores and facing sentence of fifteen years behind tlu bars he was still able to smile hkC declare that his fight for freedom had jusr started While confined in the Tombs in New York his optimism ue er was quenched and with his genius for finance although working under the most discouraging conditions he made many millions Under the rules Mr Morse enters the Atlanta prison as a class No 1 MAIN JIUIIiDIXGS Ol FEDHRAIi ATLAITA piison convict and will retain this grade un less he does something to forfeit it In this class prisoners are entitled to certain privileges They may see friends or relatives for thirty minutes once in two weeks in the presence or bearing of a prison official They may write and receive letters and have ac cess to the library and special visits are permitted w hen deemed necessary It is said that in Mr Morses case he may be allowed to see business asso ciates more frequently than usual on account of his large business interests in which the welfare of others is con cerned Mr Morse must rise at fi oclock for hoiue detail and at half pa t 7 file into the dining room for breakfast with the motley crew of prisoners whose crimes range from murder down to moonshining and include all classes from the thick lipped and bul let headed negro to bank clerks and officials and contractors notably B D I Greene and John V Gaynor A sample bill of fare is Breakfast oatmeal milk and sugar bread butter and coffee dinner fried pork chops baked sweet potatoes apple sauce j bread butter and coffee supper jelly sandwiches coffee sugar and milk No prisoner is permitted to purchase luxuries or fruit and no one can bring mm any delicacy Mrs Morse lias been of great assistance to her b 1 m tlL affnir aud hils orkod look almost like a boy and he has not i the Ulght and day on tue Sho is now manner which is supposed to go J gettilff up a Petiton for a to with trust busting When he gets to Pon bt seut to President Taft and expects work on a case however he quicklv ehnwa 11 q moti to have 1000000 signatures to it kJV H W Lord Curzon who it is renoried will wed Mrs Astor divorced wife of John Jacob Astor when traveling in Korea some years ago hath been par ticularly warned not to admit to the I president of the Korean foreign otlice j that he was only thirty uine years of 1 age an age to which no respect at 1 taches in Korea When he put to him the straight lord ctmzox tion you How Mr old are Curzon unhesitatingly re sponded Forty Dear me re plied the Korean official you look very y omig for that How do you account for it By the fact was the reply that I have been travel ing for a month in the superb climate of his majestys dominions Lord Curzon was once talking about widowers He said that a widower was more despised and abhorred than any other human type In a widow he pointed out we all find something seductive But a widower is as un inviting to us as a toad What young maid in her dreams of life said Baron Curzon ever imag ines herself being wooed and won by a widower There was once a wid ower who proposed to a young wo man and being rejected tried to bring her to look favorably on his suit by praising his children He said he had four children and each was beautiful and clever and good But the young woman sneered and retorted that children were like tooth brusheswe take no interest in any but our own Joseph M Huston architect of the Pennsylvania state capitol whose trial is attracting no little attention was once asked to draw up plans and esti mates for a church in a western town Mr nuston com plied His plans were beautiful and the cost of the building was 73 000 The commit tee in the west wrote that they liked the plans very much but the price they said was high J II IIU5TON Couldnt Mr Huston let them have a church like that for 10000 Mr Hus ton wrote back Say 200 more gen tlemen and let us throw you In a nice spire CHARLES FAGE BRYAN How the New Minister to Belgium En tered the Dipfomaiic Service If Charles Page Bryan our new min ister to Belgium were not the courte ous and all around good fellow he N Uncle Sam would have lost a most able diplomat for it was through an act of courtesy that he first entered the service This was in 1S07 Some little time before that a banquet was being held at the Calumet club in Chi cago to make plans for a horse show It was a rainy night and a wet be draggled reporter who had been as signed to the affair arrived at the hall just as dinner was served lie was given a seat and found himself alone at the table the only reporter present The table was a large one and the reporter was thoroughly uncomforta ble and lonesome Presently a tall fine looking man left his seat at a 1 1 Hi CHARLES PAGE BKYAV ble at the ether end of the room walked to the reporters table intro duced himself sat down aud gave the young man new to Chicago some illu minating information Now a little later that reporter was made an editorial writer on H H Kohlsaats newspaper and still later William McKinley H H Kohlsaats close friend and also a friend of the editorial writer was elected president And among the first appointments made by President McKinley was that of Charles Page Bryan to be minister to Argentina He knows how he got his start in the diplomatic service and is always willing to give credit where it is due - - TwHfti A STARTLING STATEMENT New York Mejual Authorities Claim Dyspepsia to be a Pre Disposing- Cause of Conumptlon The post mortem statistics rf the big New York si ilmw that some cases of consumption are due at least indirectly to ucheckd dyspppsiaes pecially when ihv clim wis predispos ed to tubr 11I - DyspepMn wnara out th body and brain The weakened irritablw stomach being unable to digest food the body doesnot receive the required nourish mpnt and the victim become thin weak and haggard Ash result the body be comes a fertile field in which the germs of disease mny lodge aud flourish Therefore the person who permits dyspejsfa to progress unhindered is guilty of contributing toward the mosc insidious uud fatal diseases known to mankind Lhspepsia may be completely eradica ted if properlj treated We sell a rem elytbat wo positively guarantee will CDinplt tely relieve indigestion ordysipep sii or the medicine used during the trbil will co t the uf er nothing This remedy has been named Kexall Dyspepsia Tablets Certainlv no offer could be more fair and our rffer should be proof positive that Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets are a dependable remedy Inasmuch as the medicine will cost you nothing if it dopBnot benfityou we urge you who are sufTern with dys pepsia or indigestion to irv Rexnll Dys pepsin Tablets A 25 cent box contains enough medicine for fifteen dnjs treat ment For chronic cases we have two larger szep 50 cents and 100 Remem ber you can obtain RpxbII Remedies in McCook only at our store Ttie Rexall Store L W McConnell Gambllng Housesjfor Boys and Girls The city will not tolerale gambling houses for adult How much more reason is there that it should not toh rate similar ins ltutions for boys and girls of hchool age And more espe tallj when these are candy and stationery stores neir schoolhoubps nd grocery store- iMgur stores and bai her f hoi s all through tLe resirence distiicts and when their gambing devices are kept in full view on counters and in show windows Chief of Police Steward has given orders to suppress all the raffles lotteries and other games of chance which have become substitutes for the old slot ma chines and the old policy game as ab sorbers of school childrens pennies He is entirely right in puttirg officers by the score at this work There is notbiDg trivial about these lotteries and raffles They are serious evils first because they teach children to like gambling and second because the heay profits the promoters make out of them furnish a stimulus to constant efforts to extend their business And business extension here means childhood perversion When residence district like Engle wocd Austin andRavenswood have be come maggottyjwith the pest it is time to use the policedisinfectant without stint Chicago Record Herald Jan 19 1910 editorial A Safe -Guard To Children Our two children of six aud eight years bavebeen since infancy subject to colds and croup About three ago I started to use Folej 3 Honey and Tar and it has never failed to prevent and cure these troubles It is the only medicine I can get the children to take without a row The above from WC Ornstein Green Bay Wis duplicates the experience of thousands of other users of Foleys Honey and Tar A Mc Millen Most people know the feeling and miserable state of ill health it indicates All people should know that Foleys Honey and Tar the greatest throat and lung remedy will quickly cure the sore ness and cough and restore a normal condition Ask for Foleys Honey and Tar A McMillen MEM stems tbe cougH and Heals lun FEBRUARY BULLETIN OF SPECIAL RATES IIOMESEEKERS EXCURSIONS Fobrunry 1st and loth and the first and third Tuesdaxs of each subsequent month to the west northwestand soutbwosc now farm land regions chance forn splendid tour of the westat very low rates WINTKRTOUKISTKATKS Daily through February and March to all southern Gulf Cuban and California resorts VERY CHEAP ONE WAY RATES TO PUGET SOUND AND PACIFIC COAST Onlv 2T 00 from eastern and central Nebraska to Seattle Portland Spok ane Butte Helena San Francisco Los Angeles and other far western destina tions Tickets sold from March 1st to April lfith THROUGH SUKVKE These tickets honored in chair cars and tourist sleepers daily through tourist sleepers via Northern Pacific Express daily through tourist sleepers via Great Northern Express through upper Northwest l iih tl r nigh tourist sleer ern to California via Denver scenic Colodrado Salt Lake City and Southern Pacific Get in touch with mo and letnie give you descriptive literature arrango for your berths and assist you in every way TnniirTTtMr M VTI D F H0STETTER Ticket Agent McCook L W WAKELEY G P A Omaha SKWffitttfUM OITico ovorElectric Theatre IooinsGfc7 Dr W B Ely M D Practice Limited Specialty Diseases of tho Rectum Piles Fissure Ulcer etc Ollico Hours 11 in to 4 p 111 Ihuiiu lid JOHN E KELLEY TTGBEY AT LAW and BONDED ABSTBACTEB McCook Nebraska ESAgent of Lincoln Land Co and of flJcCooV Waterworks Ofllce in Poatofllce braiding Midclleton Ruby PLUMBING and STEAM FITTING All work guaranteed Phone 182 McCook Nebraska A G BUMP Real Estate and Insurance Room Two over McConnells drug store McCook Nebraska F E Whitney Walter Hosier WHITNEY HOSIER Draymen Prompt Services Courteous Treatment Reasonable Prices GIVE US A TRIAL Office First Door South of DeGrofPs Phones 13 and Black 244 FRED WIGGINS AUCTIONEER -v Nil ning over S1000 will cry your sales any time any where Bills post ed in tho Sappa coun try and tin cups fur nished or your free lunch with out extra charge Term 10 first 31000 or less 1 per cent on all Hales r u n Dater made by The Danbury New Danbury Nebr SYTTTYTYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTJt - years I - The Updike Grain Co sells the following coals Nigger Head Maitland Canyon City Lump Canyon City Nut Baldwin Lump Iowa Lump Pea Coal Wier City Lump Wier City Nut Sheridan Egg Rex Lump Pennsylvania Hard Coal S S Garvey Manager Phone 169 -4 i 4 4 i 4 4 4 -4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 1 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