B If J 1 1 yWSBNSNEVW F D BURGESS I Plumber and Steam Jbitter Iron Load and Sewer Pipe Brass Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings Estimates Furnished Free Base ment of the Postoffice Building McCOOK NEBRASKA will wear out in time But until their last day they will hold their snap and their style They are skilfully and honestly made out of nothing but pure wool cloth Thats why they last long and look well as long as they last Each suit carries a Signed Guaran tee that insures you against disap pointment GIVE ME A TRIAL V E F OSBORN Drayman Prompt Service Courteous Treatment Reasonable Prices Office First Door South of DeGrofT Phone 13 These Clothes Look New as Long as they Last A suit that will look smart and hold shape until its worn out is worth 100 per cent more than one that looks shabby and out of shape as soon as the newness wears off Isnt that so Cloth All -Wool crsiit Clothes And they cost no more than common clothes 10 to 25 They are the ONLY guaranteed pure wool clothes at these prices in America If every man in this town knew how good these wonderful clothes are we would have to double the size of our store You can find out how good they are today C L DeGroff Co grpvrftNHyiryVlVTYyift V Franklin Pres - Jas S Doyle Vice Pres R A Green Cshr - G H Watkins Asst Cshr The Citizens National Bank of McCook Nebraska Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 25000 DIRECTORS V Franklin Jas S Doyle R A Green G H Watkins Vernice Franklin lriAattiuitMMMiMiatuiittii This is the face of the man who burns coal buoght at the BULLARD LUMBER CO Phone No l McCOOK NEBRASKA Let us estimate on your next bill None too large or too small to fill Complete stock grades high prompt deliveries prices low everything right lipft 13 1 FISTULA Pav Billiard Lumber Co M 0 McCLURE Manager Phone No 1 Get our prices consid er quality and we will get your business 0U S30P 0UA1 UBUJ Sift jo 33BJ am si srqi All Rectal Diseases cured without a surgical D F Hostetter Ticket Agent Mcjpook Neb L W Wakelet G P A Onlaha RE operation No Chloroform Ether or other gen eral aneasthetic used CURE GUARANTEED to last a LIFE TIME ITexamination free WRITE FOR BOOK ON PILES AND RECTAL DISEASES WITH TESTIMONIALS DR E R TARRY 224 Bee Building Omaha Nebraska SBESt Early Winter Excursion Rates TO CHICAGO The National Farm Land Congress and United States Land and Irrigation Exposition also The Great In ternational Live Stock Exposition the most wonderful exhibition of farm products ever held in this country Students of modern farming methods and of improved grades of live stock should at tend rates open to the public Tickets sold November 15th 19th 28th 29th Dec 6th and 7th final limit December 13th TO OMAHA National Corn Exposition December 6th to 1 8th A new exposition in character and scope The future bene fits of this exposition should mean increased wealth to every farm WINTER TOURIST RATES Daily from November 1st to Southern and Cuban resorts See the New South and enjoy its winter climate the hospitality of its people and the luxury of its grand hotels TO THE PACIFIC COAST The usual winter tourist rates to California with return via Puget Sound HOMESEEKERS EXCURSIONS First and third Tuesdays to the south and west during November and December s L B- THE TRIBUNE Office for Office Supplies t iniAif 1 mi r i if Cti i On Tonr Willi I Incidents s - - sM y Mi DR RICHARDSON pared to brin to n II The President The Trip CAPTAIN HUTT Yes this is course and Ive wnuv rk yy tions chief enters the Y hue House shortly and throws liis golf bag in a cornet- sink in an easy chair ami calls for hii most comfortable slippers one can im agine him giving1 a deep sigh of content and declaring a great country of had the time of my life but if anybody mentions tour to me within the next twenty live years therell be trouble Home sweet home for mine For by that time President Taft it must he remembered will have fiu ished the longest trip ever undertaken by a chief executive beating even Roosevelts record for a journey of this kind Starting from Boston on Sept 14 after a speech in the Hub he has gone through the west and south making speeches attending banquets taking in the sights play ing golf and doing enough train riding to make him ever afterward scowl when he hears the whistle of a loco motive The average man thinks he has been going some when he journeys from New York to San Francisco but Mr Taft will have covered over 13000 miles when he finishes his tour It has been an intensely interesting and in many ways a thoroughly enjoyable trip Just why he made it he told as follows on the eve of his departure Occasionally I hear a query why I should start off on such a trip and What particular good does it do to anybody Well it will certainly give me a very much more accurate im pression as to the views of the peo ple in the sections which I visit It will bring closely to me the needs of particular sections so far as national legislation and executive action are concerned and I believe it will make me a wiser man and a better public officer After leaving Boston President Taft spoke in Chicago on Sept 1C struck into Minnesota the following day where in Minneapolis he met the members of the Japanese commercial mission to the United States and after other stops in other states rhe -1st of the mouth found him crossing the continental divide traveling all that day with the panorama of the white capped peaks of the Hockies in view One of the great events of this trip to Colorado was the opening of the Gun nison tunnel by the president on Sept 23 On the following day he was in Utah where he added a Mormon tem ple to the long list of religious edifices in which he has made addresses A few days later the president was in Montana where he had some novel and exciting experiences Montanas great mining camp Butte received THE PRESIDENT SHAKING HANDS FROM HIS PRIVATE CAR him with open arms and dropped him underground 1200 feet into the depths of the richest copper hill in the world It was the famous Leonard copper mine shaft that the president descend ed and he came to the light of day half an hour later with this exclama tion on his lips I would not have missed it for the world The cage which carried the presideir and his party down into the mountain consisted of three compartments one above the other Each compartment held about six persons The presiden and his companions occupied the 1 compartment Other members of the Taft party including newspaper cor respondents were in the lower com partments At every stop on his journey through the country Mr Taft received Uatteriny demonstrations from the people and in every town and city through which he passed he has been royally wel comed and cheered to the echo The schools have been much interested in the tour of the nations chief execu tive and he has beeu delighted with their novel plans to entertain him At Portland Ore a gathering of 21000 school children on the picturesque ath letic field of the Mulnomah club af forded a spectacle that he will never forget In a grand stand on the field 4000 boys and girls dressed in red white and blue rose tier upon tier and 200 pretty girls dressed In white spell ed Taft In living letters As the president was addressing the children a little girl witr a bouquet of roses si big that they dragged on the ground climbed the platform steps and hand ing the tlowcrs to him said The 21000 public school children of Portland present these roses to you They were grown out of doors and Portland is the rose city We are proud of our roses proud of our city and proud of our president After many novel entertainments in other towns and cities the end of the mouth found Mr Taft in Seattle where he was much impressed with the wonderful exposition in the Alaska building lie was invited into a cage where more than a million dollars worth ol gtld is exhibited and here he washed out a pan of the yellow metal worth J51 UU Mr Taft remarked that he would go into mining if he could keep up that rate He was delighted with the many marvelous exhibits and said he wished he could spend several weeks there The president reached San Francisco on Oct 5 and rode through the city with people ten teet deep lining the sidewalks A pathetic incident mark ed his stay in Berkeley lie passed in itiftP MkMWb2 PRESIDENT TAFT ALIGHTING FItOM TRAIN AT SALT LAKE CITY review of the pupils ot an institution for the deal dumb and blind The tribute of hags waved with unseeing eyes ot silent nods ot the dumb ami cheers from the blind deeply impress ed the president With his speeebmaking over for a time Mr Talt settled down to sight seeing and Oct 7 found him bumping along in a Yosemite valley stage tor two days freedom from formality lie was deeply impressed with tlie big trees and other scenic wonders and the beauties of the iosemite were ex plained to him by Professor Muir the noted naturalist Arriving in the hospitable flower laud ot southern California on Oct 11 Mr Taft received enthusiastic greet ings everywhere Then came New Mexico where after a day in Albu querque where he witnessed an In dian war dance he left on Oct 15 for El Paso Tex to exchange greetings with President Diaz The eiemonies were attended with much military dis play and the meeting was the most formal of all the affairs that President Taft had participated in on his jour uey There was a striking contrast between the two presidents and the manner in which they approached the meeting President Taft reluctantly laid aside the sack coat in which he had been getting dose to the people of the southwest in platform speeches and donned for the day a silk hat and frock coat After having received President Diaz on American soil President Taft cross ed the international border and return ed the call at the custom house in the quaint little city of Ciudad Juarez After several other stops the nations chief executive reached his brothers ranch near Gregory Tex where he spent several days and thoroughly en joyed himself ITere he had an oppor tunity to play golf to his hearts con tent hunt and fish and many novel en tertainments were arranged Then came the trip to St Louis where a steamer was taken down the Missis sippi to attend the deep waterway meeting in New Orleans On this voyage down the river a trip by water of nearly 1200 miles the president was accompanied by the speaker of the house Joseph J Can non cabinet members senators and representatives and thirty governors of states The trip was arranged by the Waterways association to call attention of the government to the commercial necessity and possibilities of deepening the Mississippi In his speech in St Louis just befoin - as3 the voyage bega 1 the president found a quick response from his audienc when he began saying We are on the eve of a great jou ney upon the Mis sissippi river and cursed be he v calls it a junket After his speed in New Orleans President Taft pr a close the longest swing around the circle ever made by a president of the United States He has been accompanied on his long journey by Captain Archibald Butt his military aid and Dr J J Rich ardson the noted throat specialist Camnit We know positive v dint comets at tain their immense extension In spncg on account of the material comprising j tluMn being excessively tenuous thin ner than the lightest tilmy haze of summer mivs Prolessor Llarold la- eobv lor we know the comets are not massive they are almost entirely with out weight And this we know with certainty because their arrival pro duces no perturbations of motion among the planets ol the solar system while the inexorable laws of median inil science tell us that a massive comet must surely disturb the usual orderly planetary orbits A comet miuht indeed strike die earth though such a collision is most improbable But even il it should ever occur tin visible ellects would probably be no greater than those produced occasion ally by meteorites or falling stars The other possible danger troni the comet the chance of suffocation troui gase 111 the tail is also uegadved b actual observation for it is almost cer tain that our earth did once pass through a comets tail and no one no ticed it at the time Only the subse qiietit calculations of astronomer brought out the fact that the cometary orbit and that of the earth really had a common point of intersection and that both bodies occupied that point at the same time New York American Doubtful Praise A fullback in a football team once had the misfortune to put the ball through his own god This regretta ble error lost his side the game and he suffered agonies of self reproach on the long journey home Im no more use than a chocolate footballer he said to his sweetheart who had traveled many miles to see him play A slip of a boy from school would have shaped better than I did Now George I wont let you say such horrid things about 3ourself declared his loyal sweetheart Youve no idea how popular 3 011 are I heard a gentleman praising 3 011 up to the skies this afternoon Never emphatically exclaimed the incredulous plaj er Oh but its quite true she said proudly lie said youd brought his club the best bit of luck theyd had for ages and he heartily wished you were playing against them in every match Exchange Melodrama to Suit the Locality In New York Marry me and give me those papers and 3011 will receive sSoOOOOO in cash Refuse and Ill toss you from the Hrooklyn bridge In YVilkesbarre Ia And you will receive seventy acres of richest an thracite coal Kefuse and you go into a coal breaker Choose In Denver And j ou will receive 7000 shares of Umpste gold mining stock worth umpste dollars a share Ilefuse and you will be in a stamp mill lo Choose In Memphis Tenu And you will re ceive 10UUU bales ot finest cotton Re fuse and you go into the cotton gin Choose In North Carolina And jou will re ceive 1S00O barrels of turpentine Ke fuse aud 3ou shall be boiled in resin Choose Puck London Cellar Restaurants Before coffee stalls were instituted the humblcM places of refreshment were cellars where the hard up as the slang phrase went could dive for a dinner with a choice of such viands as tripe cow heel sausages and shin of beef soup Some of the cellar res taurants existed as recently as the ear ly savouries of the last century in BiiHhii nw Temple Bar and the net work ut courts and alleys swept away for the site of the rojal courts of jus tice It was in this neighborhood and probably to a dining place of this decription that Dr Johnson resorted in his struggling days when he was so poor that as he relates it was not ever3r day that he could afford a half penny tip for the waiter London Chronicle Wells In India The question ot wells in India is complicated by the coexistence in each community of two castes the purer Hindoos and donds on the one hand the weavers on the other No weaver may draw from the well of the Lliu doos lest it be deliled nor will the Hindoo drink from the hands or the well of a weaver Thus it becomes nec essary either to dig two wells or to depute a certain number of the Hindoo element to give water to their less ex ulted fellow villagers Almost Human Oh George tearfully exclaimed his wife meeting him at the door that parrot you brought home the other day- Whats the matter with himr ask ed Mr I VrgiiMin 1 dont know He wont tell me When 1 aU liim what the trouble is he just Mvcjirx dreadfully - Kchinge A Bright Try The gentlemen wu tame to Me daddy said I was one if the mot in telligent children tie3 eter saw said little Jack Indeed the proud mother Did you ite Little Dnps of Wa ter for them So i refused- London Mail A Suggested Jmprovemsnt Mrs Feedem no fir iioanlen Could you suggest any nnpmi emeut m my menu Boarder Well you might make the experiment of transferrins the re spective qualities of the cortee and the butter Baltimore American Denth is but the dronninsr of ti flower that the fruit msy swell J Beecher Received on account Paid out Cash Credit 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