The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 14, 1909, Image 2

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    Cotton Holds Wrinkles
-Wool Holds Style
You dont care what your clothes are
made of all you want is the result
If somebody could invent a way to
make more lasting and more stylish
clothes out of part cotton than out of
pure wool you would prefer the cotton
Clothcraft
Jail
Wool Clothes
But the fjctSy as you know
are that part cotton clothes hold
vjrinhles and keep shabby while
clothes of pure wool hold style and
keep shapely
Clothcraft Clothes are pure wool
theres a Signed Guarantee in
each suit And they sell at the
CongresMnan Norris One of the Lecturers
JLMcBrien who was recently placed
at the head of the Nebruska university
extension work has secured among other
speakers Congresiman Norris of our
city for the delivery of lectures in the
state Theso lectures nro given free by
the gentlemen delivering them Con
greseman Norris spent last week and
part of tho present week in this work
and the Lincoln Journal refers to his
work in the following language
Congressman Norris gave his lecture
A Dream of Pence at Guide Rock
Tuesday night Wednesday forenoon
he addressed the Superior high school
pupils on The Panama Canal Wed
nesday night he lectured at Cadams
Thursday afternoon he addressed the
pupils of the public school at Hubbell
and Thursday night he lectured there
to a large audience Friday afternoon
he addressed the pupils of the high
school at Wymore and Friday night he
was greeted there by a large and appre
ciative audience Sunday night Oct10
he gives his great lecture A Dream of
Peace at Trinity M E church Lin
coln Nest Monday night he will lec
ture at Adams on Cannonism and the
Remedy Next Tuesday night he lec
tures at Geneva and Wednesday night
at Harvard Then he returns to his
home at McGook for the remainder of
the week He will devote the last two
weeks of October to university exten
sion lectures in Nebraska Of Judge
Norris lectures Mr McBrien says I
have heard Congressman George W
Norris in his great lecture A Dream
ef Peace It rankB with The True
Grandeur of Nations the great lecture
that made Charles Sumner famous
Judge Norris served as a member of the
worlds peace congress at The Hague
He therefore speaks from a full under
same prices as part cotton clothes
They are the ONLY clothes at
these prices that are Guaranteed pure
wool
As soon as enough people find
out about these clothes we wont
be able to get enough from the
factory to supply the demand
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DR E R TARRY 224 Bee BuIIdlngr Omaha Nebraska
standing of the attitude taken by the
leading civilized nations in behalf of
world wide peace This lecture has
been given on the leading Chautauqua
programs throughout the country and
it should be heard by everyone who be
lieves that peace hath her victory no
less renowned than war says Mr Mc
Brien It is a classic that is filled
with the sentiment of the sermon on
the mount
The lecture by Judge Norris on
Cannonism and the Remedy is the lec
ture of the hour It is a scholarly
truthful and fearless exposition of the
evils of the rules now governing the na
tional bouse of representatives by the
leader of the insurgent forces against
the czardom of Speaker Cannon It
should be heard by every true American
who believes in a government of people
by the people and for the people It is
just such gospel as Judge Norris is mak
ing that will save the government from
perishing from the earth
Legal Blanks Here
This office carries all kinds of legal
blank forms and makes special blanks
to order promptly and accurately
John Casnen Auctioneer
Indianola Nebr Dates booked at Mc
Cook National bank
Money To Loan On Farms
See Rozell Sons at clothing store
Mary Harmon nurse Phone black 286
Picture framing The Ideal Store
Buy a Carhartt overall or jacket
Huber is sole agent
Drink Wedding Breakfast coffee
and be happy At Hubers only
Before making a loan see Earl Barger
the real estate and loan man
Meeeived
Highest Award
leago
Ps Fair
OIL MADE EARTH ROADS
New Product Which Will Keep Dirt
Highways Hard and Smooth
Now it Is possible to iniike smooth
boulevards out of rough country roads
at a comparatively smiill cost Pro
tracted rainy weather may prevail or
regular gully washers may come
but the roads t rented by the new proc
ess will keep hard and smooth even
though mud is knee deep in the ditches
and In the fields A prominent oil com
pany asserts It has solved the prob
lem The general malinger of the fuel
oil department of that company in
New York city states that for several
years his company lias been making
tests to perfect mi oil which would
serve the same purpose on the earth
roads in the country and small towns
as the nsphnlt rond oil does on the
macadamized boulevards In April the
company placed on the market the
standard macuda mixed nsphnlt hinder
oil for earth roads Tests have been
made in different parts of the United
States and the general manager says
it has been thoroughly demonstrated
to be a complete success To show his
contidence in the oil arrangements
have been completed to build a small
section of road at Independence Mo
The process of making good roads
with this new brand of road oil is very
simple First the road must be plow
ed thoroughly and then run over sev
eral times with a harrow after which
it should be rounded with a grader
and dragged to make It hard After
this it is ready for the road oil
The cost of this process is far less
than the rock or macadamized roads
of course said the manager It will
cost from to a mile to thor
oughly oil an earth rond the tirst time
The cost after that is far less each
year to keep it oiled
It is expected that this new process
will revolutionize road building We
receive thousands of letters- from ail
parts of the country asking for com
plete details The demand has been
so strong it has been necessary to have
printed matter prepared on the sub
ject The good roads movement is
spreading rapidly It is one of the
most striking evidences of continued
and substantial prosperity Good roads
enhance the value of property and the
pleasure of living in the community
CONCRETE BLOCKS FOR ROADS
Only the Wheel Track Is Paved Re
ducing Cost of Construction
Orlando H H Dickson of Jackson
ville Fla one of the most active
champions of good roads In Duval
county for many years has received
word from his attorney at Washington
that a patent has been allowed on his
concrete block for constructing roads
The authorities at the patent otlice at
first refused him a patent because the
method was they thought in conflict
with other similar roads that had been
patented but Mr Dickson employed a
tirst class attorney who fought the
matter through to a successful issue
The road as patented consists of
heavy concrete blocks in shape not un
like common T rails laid on their sides
except that they are much larger and
only three or four feet in length
They have a mortise on one end and
a tenon on the reverse end and so are
locked togetner making tuera a con
tinuous road but easily repaired if
broken as one block can be taken out
and another one inserted iu a few
moments time The groove is large
enough to easily carry an automobile
tire and such a road can be built with
a double track at less cost than ordi
nary first class country roads cost
Mr Dickson is In correspondence with
several manufacturers of machinery
for concrete work who assure him
that a machine can be constructed to
turn out several hundred blocks in a
day at small cost for labor A short
piece of the road is uow in use be
tween Jacksonville and Apoka and has
been tested enough to prove its com
plete adaptability as a first class road
for farm vehicles or automobiles
Crushed Coral For Roads
General Carlos Garcia Velez minis
ter from Cuba to the United States
who has been traveling in the west to
promote reciprocity sentiment says
that Cuba boasts of more than loOU
miles of the most excellent macadam
roads In the world
We used crushed coral in our roads
in Cuba said he and there is no
better medium for road building
known It is practically impervious
to water and when rolled smooth pre
serves for many years its continuity
Our government has expended 15
000000 in the past three years in this
kind of improvement and will con
tinue until we have a perfect system
of roads
Good Roads Would Help Everybody
The good roads movement is an
economic movement a thing that
somewhere and at some time touches
the pocket nerve of every producer
and every consumer in the land a fac
tor as indispensable as navigable in
land waterways to the fundamental
settlement of all freight rate questions
A real and stable macadam highroad
between Denver Kansas City and Chi
cago for instance would be of more
benefit to the economic development of
Colorado than forty successful appeals
to the interstate commerce commission
Good Road Campaign
The chamber of commerce of
Wichita Falls Tex has engaged in a
campaign of education on good roads
subjects It is sending out speak
ers with stereopticon exhibits to lec
ture in county schoolhouses on the
advantages of improved roads and to
secure signatures to a petition to the
county commissioners to call an elec
tion to vote on a 100000 bond Issue
for the construction of good roads in
the precinct or district
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HUMOR OF IE HOUR
Brave Girl
Saved cried the beautiful girl in
triumph Saved
The old gentleman In the easy chair
dropped his paper in astonishment
Who is saved my daughter he in
terrogated with alarm
The whole city My name shall go
down to posterity as a heroine
Still the old gentleman was visibly
perplexed
But my dear I havent heard of
any great conflagrations or earth
quakes In what way was the city in
drnger
It was then that the beautiful girl
came over and sat on the arm of his
chair
Listen father and you shall hear
Twenty minutes ago Perceval Van
Pickle proposed to me and vowed if I
refused to become his wife he would
jump into the main reservoir and end
it all When I thought of those twenty
packs of Turkish cigarettes Perceval
carries in his pockets I linew the wa
ter would be poisoned and the people
doomed Then I I accepted Dont
you think I am a brave girl Chica
go News
The Ever Delicate Question
How old are you madam asked
the cross examining lawyer The wo
man blushed deeply and stammeringly
blurted out
I 1 and stopped short
The attorney looked guilty Please
madam quickly he urged in a gentle
kindly voioe Its getting worse every
minute you know Success Maga
zine
What Puzzled Him
What you want to do said the
druggist as he handed the old darky
the patent medicine is to take a dose
of this after each meal
Yes suh was the reply an now
will you please suh tell me whar Im
gwine ter git de meals Atlanta Con
stitution
Ma a Phrenologist
Pa what do they call a person that
roads heads
A phrenologist my bey
Gee Then ma must be one of those
things She felt my head this after
noon and said right away Youve
been swimming Detroit Free Press
Victims of Circumstances
Did any of your ancestors have in
sanity
Im afraid so
What was its cause
The lack of facilities for employing
alienists to show they were all right
Denver Republican
Progress
Reggie I see youre still among- the
admirers of the popular Miss Peach
ley How are you getting along
Algy Well I think Ive climbed to
the top of the second divi on in her
percentage column Chicago Tribune
Marked Down From Thirty nine
While woman may have her face on
the dollar said the corn fed philoso
pher looking thoughtfully at the coin
yet to tell the truth she is more ap
to have her eye on the 3S cents In
dianapolis Journal
An Offhand Opinion
Do you think anybody ought to
read that book
Judging- from the immense interest
it appears to have created answered
Miss Cayenne I should say not
Washington Star
Applied Mechanics
Boggs Going out motoring
morning
An Infant Industry
Airships are just in their infancy
Yes and theyre mighty hard to
raise Cleveland Plain Dealer
Lyrico LAfricanique
In this the peculiar songs of the desert
are admirably reproduced
The ostrich speeds across the sand
Gay beplumed is he and grand
He careth not for Teddy and
His slaughterously inclined band
Gluschee gawawa
Gawawawa
The zebra zigzags oer the zade
And joins the zooful serenade
Where resting In the zephrous shade
They fear no Teddlne fusillade
Zlllopopewa Zlllopopewa
Stlusch
The amphibious hippopot
Who lives where It is very hot
Will have to hide an awful lot
To hide the hide that he has got
Woo buboo Woo buboo
Zade A kind of pluff
This Is the kind of noise the hippopot
makes when dead or dying
Puck
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Opposites
Miss McQueery You and Mr Soput
ly correspond do you not
Miss Gidday Oh gracious no Hes
real dark complexibned while Im
quite a decided blond of course Phil
adelphia Press
Foolish Question
He told me if I didnt kiss him hed
drown himself
And did you kiss him
Have you read anything about his
committing suicide Cleveland Lead
er
this
Toggs Xot for awhile my wifes
using my starting crank on her wring
lug machine Boston Herald
Poeticus
Touched
-He told me a very
touch-
ing story
Hardhead And how much did you
have to let him have Cincinnati
Times Star
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As she is termed will endure bravely and patiently
agonies which a strong man would give way under
The fact is women are more patient than they ought
to be under such troubles
Every woman ought to know that she may obtain
the most experienced medical advice free of charge
and in absolute confidence and privacy by writing to
the Worlds Dispensary Medical Association R V
Pierce M D President Buffalo N Y Dr Pierce
has been chief consulting physician of the Invalids
Hotel and Surgical Institute of Buffalo 3 Y for
many years and has had a wider practical experience
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