l E Buyers Reference Book for the Free Use of our Patrons By F M KIAIMELL L5aSHaiiiL iLEflKH When the manufacturers of any lino are wanted it does not pay to spend time looking through papers and making inquiries Thomas Register of American Manufacturers and First Hands is the standard index to the American Manufacturing Indus tries for the uso of Buyers and others classified so that tho user is enabled to instantly find tho names addresses and ratings of all tho manufacturers of or sour co of supplv in any line de sired 1000 pages 200000 names 45000 articles and kinds of articles It is complete No chargo is made for publishing names and addresses It is used by tho Government at Washington by tho American Consular service throughout the world and by tho leading manufacturers and mer chants in the United States A copy of the Fourth Annual Edition August 1909 has been placed for tho free uso of our customers in tho office of The First National Bank of Mccook SfeSflK p Larcrest Circulation in Red Willow Co Subscription i a Year in Advance It may be of advantage to tho individual buttress man to baveenougfi business without advertising but that Fame advantage does not go to tho pa trons or to the community Are you arranging suffrage debate to atteud the FOR SALE FOR RENT ETC HELP WANTED MALE The U S Navy offers exceptional opportunities to joung men 17 to 25 years old men with trade up to 35 years old Good opportunity for education and promotion Must be American citi zens Minors must have parents certi ficate of age Pay from S1760 to over 77 00 per month with practicnlly no expense Visit or address U S Navy Recruiting Station Postoffice Building Hastings Nebraska 7 29 8t Fob Ren this office A good barn Inquire at For Sale Several articles of house hold furniture Call at residence of Mrs Rose Bayles on north 1st street west E Gary McCook Markets Merchants and dealers in McCook today Thursday are paying the follow ing prices Corn 8 6d Wheat 80 Oats 35 Rye 60 Barley 40 Hogs 7 00 Butter good 21 to 22 Eggs 17 To all persons interested in tho Estate of Joseph Dudek deceased You are hereby notified that on the first day of September A D 1909 Frank Pndek and Joseph Dudek executors of the last will and testament of Josenh Dudek deceased filed in the County Court of Bed Willow countyNobras ka their final account as said executors and that said final account will be heard at nine oclock in the forenoon of the tv entj -fifth day of September A D 1909 at the County Court room in said County and you are hereby cited to appear at the time and place above desig nated and show cause if such exists why said account should not be allowed It is hereby ordered that said Frank Dudek and Joseph Dndek executors give notice to all persons interested in said estate by causing a copy of this order to be printed in the McCook Tribune a newspaper printed and published in said County for three successive weeks prior to the date set for said hearing seal J C Mooee County Judge Morlan Eitchie Wolff Attorneys e A larpe 0 Letters on Poorly Printed Stationery Go Into the A classy looking letter head wins atten tion and puts tho recipient into a pleasant frame of mind for tho letter underneath We Print That Kind of Stationery We Are Ready to Print Yours ADDITIONAL RAILROAD Drop pit repairs are being given 1765 this week Engine 1369 was sent up to Denver Wednesday morning Conductor J H Burns is on the sick ust part of this week Conductor John Morris returned to his run first of the week Tho 25MS a monkey motion mill had her tank repaired this week The tracks leading from the turn Cable to tho round house are being lined up this week Eagine29S5 was sent up to Denver Tuesday night No 13S0 will be brought iown for repairs Last Friday night near Hudson 3olo an unknown intoxicated man fell ff train No 102 on the Sterling division uid was fatally injured lie was with out a ticket and was well supplied with nonoy offering the conductor a 100 nil iu payment for his fare H R Atkinson a Burlingtpn brake man was run over and killed by the road engine used on train No 161 at Sutton Monday Atkinson was former ly in the telegraph service here and at various points on the line His home md family are at Almona Kas Fifty cars have been lined up here for the painters to change the names on the same They are old Cudahy Produce Refrigerator Line cars and will be re painted to correspond with the regular 0 B fe Q proauct Special permanent is being erected to expedite the work on the repair track Work for several apprentice can I e secured at Miss Andersons millinery store if applied for promptly The police had a pretty tough trio of bums in hock last Saturday to whom the familiar Keep Moving Along song was rehearsed ad lib McCooks chiefest glory will take on life and action nest Tuesday Septem ber 7th Boys and girls do you appre ciate your opportunity That shipment this week placed on our shelves makes our store look like the ideal habberdashery Look us over if you need any furnishings We can suit you Rozell Sons The gas company has been afflicted with more than its share of failures and difficulties recently and its patrons have been subject to a corresponding line of inconveniences The situation is easier now 2700 miles over the prairies sand and mountains of western Nebraska and eastern Colorado is the record made by the Velie Automobile without one cent for repairs McCook Hardware Co Agents Many people delude themselves by saying It will wear away when they notice symptoms of kidney and bladder trouble This is a mistake Take Foleys Kidney Remedy and stop the drain on the vitality It cures backache rheumatism kidney and bladder trouble and makes every trace of pain weakness and urinary trouble disappear A McMillen Cheap and Can Baking Diinrlaie Onlw RlOT in - ALUNBT BAKING Send 4c and slip found in ponna can Calumet Received Highest Award World 8 Pure rood reposition a better baking powder than you have everlused be fore And we will leave it to your good judgment for proof Buy a can today Try it for any bakifi pur pose If the results are not better if the bakings not liehter more delicious take it back ana get your memey rainmet is medium in price but great m satisfactic w - JJ free large handsome recipe dook niusiraicuiu tuiuta s No0 A unuw vt in Satisfaction Not in Economy i can and a small cost does not make baking powder cheap pn IPC srnensive than Calumet the high quality moderate price kind It certainly cannot make it as good Dont judgetfaking powder in this way the real test the proof of raising power ofJevenness uniformity wholesomeness ana ueuciousness win uc iuuuu um m m ncun5 - Happy Medium iPOWOE AUMil fBAKNGf HPSfefe GOING And FOR THE DOCTOR Also the Reason Why Ho A COLLECTORS RUSE Was After the Medical Man Yes your honor said the man who hud been arrested fur driving his automobile at an illegal rate ol speed 1 admit that 1 was running thirty miles au hour hut 1 was going for the doctor Oh you wen going for the doctor ebV Can you otter any proof to suh Btantiate that statement Yes I can bring In the doctor himself ns a witness if necessary Urn That ought to make a differ ence The law Is explicit but we must grant that there may be exten uating There have been times when the court would have been glad to run thirty miles an hour If the court could have doue so Cer tainly a man should not be held too strictly to the provisions of the law If he happens to violate It for the pur pose of trying to save a life lhe court Is very strongly inclined to dis miss the case Did you explain to the oflicer who arrested you that you were going for the doctor Yes your honor Oflicer what have you to say Well your honor 1 asked him when he said he was going for the doctor what he was going for the doc tor for Yes That was very sensible What was he going for the doctor forV For to take the doctor and two young ladies for a ride as I found our unbeknownst to him Thirty dollars and costs Chicago Record-Herald- The Way He Secured a Rare Piece of Dresden Ware We should cultivate our fancy for old china as did the late Mr Wertheimer the art dealer concerning whom there Is a story tjiat every bargain hunter should take to heart Wertheimer was one day passing through May fair when he noticed a sale about to take place of the ttirni ture and household effects of a de ceased nobleman Be walked through the rooms where dealers were critical ly examining choice specimens of un doubtedly genuine Chippendale and Sheraton interspersed among early Victorian furniture his eyes apparent ly dwelling on nothing But when the sale was about to commence he asked the auctioneer it bp would take jlHki for everything in the house The offer was accepted Now you can resell everything for me said Mr Wertheimer except this and he took down from the mantelpiece a dirty or nament some nine inches high and put it into his pocket It was a piece ot the rarest Dresden bearing the covet ed mark of the wand of Aesculapius which he afterward sold for 10000 How the dealers metaphorically kick ed themselves for overlooking it and how they bid against oue another iu the chance of securing a similar treas ure is still a tradition in Bond street Loudon Chronicle She Makes a Suggestion How beautiful and clean the hori zon looks said Polly as on the second day out she came up on deck and threw herself down iu the steamer chair beside me Well it ought to be said i looking up from my hook The captain has been sweeping it with his glass for the past six hours That reminds me said Tolly turn ing two very grave biown eyes upon me Did you remember to bring that vacuum cleauer along with you as i suggested V No said I unwarily I remem bered to forget it however What on earth does anybody waut with vacuum cleaner at sea It was only for you dear said Polly I thought you would like to have your brains massaged with it oc casionally New ork Times The Ministers Tools No workman can do jjood work with out sufficient tooK Books are il ministers tools He must have then if he is to erve his people well vi mauy a ministers suary is so smal that he is uuahle to provide the com monest necessities tor family ani have enoimh left ti Mipplv hiniMi with needed hooks The ehurcii that makes it impossible fur rs pitnr i buy books harms it self even mote than it harms the minister Cumberland Presbyterian In our fashioned necessary suggested Etiquctte repuiidcaii atmosphere old etiquette has to lit but the word etiquette 1 whenever one hears tin- phrase hats the ticket for en quette is French for tic ket and it present Eiirli h suinVatiou sprang from the old custom ot distributing tickets or etiquettes which contained the ceremonies etc to be observed at any formal event exactly like our word program An Alibi Examiner What is an alibi Can didate For the Bar An alibi is com mitting a crime in one place when you Ere in another place it you can be in two other places the alibi is all the stronger in law Puck Marriage Marriage is a lottery quoted the wise guy Oh thats an autiquated Idea ob served the simple mug Nowadays Its a game of skill Philadelphia Record The fellow who doesnt allow an alarm clock to interfere with his morn ing nap illustrates the triumph of mind over matter Philadelphia Record C imi C iJwiJt Their Longing For Association FATAL CUPfDinr A Tragic Case of Treasure Hunting In Egypt A certain Egyptian native discov ered the entrance of a tomb In the floor of his stable and at once pro ceeded to worm his way down the tunnel This was the end or the man His wife ti tiding that he had not re turned two hours or so later went dwwn the newly found tunnel after him That was the end of her also In turn three other members of the family went down Into the darkness and that was the end of them A native olllcial was then called and lighting his way with a candle pene trated down the winding passage The air was so foul that he was soon obliged to retreat but he stated that be was just able to see in the distance ahead the- hodies of he unfortunate peasants all of whom had been over come by what he quaintly described as the evil lighting and bad climate Various attempts at the rescue of the bodies having failed we gave orders that this tomb should be regarded as their sepulcher and that its mouth should be sealed up According to the natives there was evidently a vast hoard of wealth stored at the bottom of this tomb and the would be robbers had met their death at the hands of the demon in charge of it who had seized each man by the throat as he came dowu the tunnel and had strangled him A E P Weigall in Iutnam3 GRATITUDE OF THIEVES With Honest Men The thief In the community Is very much like the boy whose meanness or ruffianism has cammed the other little children to band together to ostracize him He may move about with a sul len swagger Varry a chip on his shoul der and a vicious gleam m his eye but there is always a sob in his throat So the thief i longing and aching to get back in the circle out ot which he has been ruled If any honest man wants to meet lively gratitude let him knowingly give the countenance of his company to a crook It will he a favor never forgot ten Every lawyer practicing at the criminal bar knows this One very well known practitioner of genial per sonality and large tolerance occasion ally takes a client to dinner at a good restaurant or braves an appearance with him at a theater There have bepn embarrassing results due to the enm inals gratitude After one of these evenings the lawyer laughingly told me Im kept for days dodging and returning pres ents sent by the crook watches scarf pins cuff links now and then a valua ble paiuting or a Persian rug all be longing to somebody else Every bodys Magazine The Wolf In Disguise Once upon a time a wolf who was going after the farmers chickens took the advice of a fox and disguised himself in sheeps clothing For said the fox if the dogs see you they will take you for a harmless lamb and let you pass When the disguised wolf was near the chicken house be heard the dogs bark and saw them running toward him at the top ot their speed I am a fool said the wolf For now the dogs think I am a lamb and have no fear ot me I will change my mind get out of this incumbering clothing and make a winning fight But before he could get the garment off the dogs were upon him and took his life Moral It is easier to change your mind than your clothing New York Herald The Regimental Barber A major in an English regiment has a great contempt for incapacity ot any kind and is somewhat impatient A sergeaut complained to him that he could get no man to undertake the duty ot barber to the company Is there no gardener in the com pany asked the major testily See If you can find one and send him to me The man was duly sent but on re ceiving orders to act as barber ven tured to expostulate Great guns cried the major If you can cut grass you can cut hair Go and do it Very Red Tape A burglar entering a house by a ladder in a small Prussian town fell and broke his leg when making off with his booty An inquiry into the accident revealed that contrary to the bylaws of the town the house own ers ladder was not provided with strong iron spikes at its base The house owner was therefore ordered to pay all the hospital costs and further to give the burglar a substantial sum London Standard Broad Minded So your husband is in the pageant Mrs Jones I didnt know he belonged to the Church ot England No mum he dout But there hes very broad minded and he dont mind being an ancient bishop in the cause of charity Punch An Opportunity For Him Mose Foreace ardently Tell me Miss Angie may 1 contribute to yor future happiness Miss Angie Well Mr Foreace as I accepted Abe Gbi gerbread last ebenin dere is weddin presents to be thought ob to be shuah Judge The only conclusive evidence of a mans sincerity Is that he give him- Belf for a principle Lowell j i a WS f SOCIALIST COLUMN Advertisement Tho Socialists of Red Willow county in coming before tho people of this com munity with a tieket for which they ask the support of all voters who are concerned in the greater good for the greater number are thus re affirming their utmost fHith in the rectitude of such governmental methods as must be the direct and inevitable produce of those principles of human association into the organic forms of government for which socialism stands Our apponl to the voter of Red Willow county for his voto in the coming election is not an appeal to assist us to got our feot under the pie counter or to assist us to the spoils of office only but an earnest effort to give those principles for which our party stands that standing with the Mon all over tbejeountry to day re gardless of party affiliation are ex pressing something of the spirit of dis content with the established order of things and are saying that party is of no consequence and that men are every thing and so for many years now men ia all elections other than in national contests have but lightly regnrded or observed party lines voting rather for men than in obedience to party senti ment thinking that to get honest men into office whatever their politics was in the veryjnature of things a panacea for those evils of which they have com plained year after year Though men have been elected from this party and that and partylines bavo been broken in a htate or a county and we have had a blending of all political shades in state county or municipal administrations yet the same evils are complained of now that were the burden of popular lament ten years ago All this time you bavo been voting for first this man of this particular political complexion and then that man of some othyr particular political com plexion and so down the line repub lican democrat populist prohibitionist independent and a fusion of all these in an endless combination yet your woes have in no sense diminished but rather have increased and few of us have ever stopped to ask why or tried to analyze the conditions responsible for such meager results from so promising a scource of good as honest men elected to office should seem to be men too whose honest is certain ana whose rep utation has never been sullied by any official act Notwithstanding all these factors which should make for good in the administration of public affairs all your efforts to secure relief from those things esteemed to be vicious in nature as regards the operation of our public affairs have been sterile ot the results sought to be obtained Then since the placing of good and honest men in office regardless of their political affiliations has not resulted in the relief desired to be obtained it must be obviously apparent that we must find something else that must go with the placing of good men in office a something that shall be an evor present influence with them aforcoof circum stance which shall render them con stantly conscious of the fact that the representative of tho masses the major ity of whom have created him as to bis official entity can in the very nature of things have in his official capacity any individuality other than the individual ity prescribed by the law creating such office of which he is the impersonal manifestation and since the organic law is or should be the will and man date of majorities themajority has no just grounds for censure against the official who thus fulfills the object of his official being We socialists ask your support at the poles because we are the only political pirty today on the face of the earth that demands that public officials be just as amenable to their constituents after election as before and while there are now no laws on the statute books of Nebraska covering the matter we have in our party organization that which enables us to reach the offender in that direction with a considerable degree of efficacy for the official who is in any sense recreant to the duties of office and the trust reposed in him is promptly expelled frem the party that to the man who is thoroughly familiar with socialist thought and the economic in dications of our times is the most seri ous calamity that may befall one who has any ambition to attain political ad vancement The thoroughly grounded socialist is fully conscious that socialism This the face of the man who burns coal bought at Bullard Lumber Co is tho next stage in the evolution of tho eocinl order and to be barrod from further participation in tho affairs of his party is equivalent to his utter political death More than this as a safeguard against the evils of which wo bavo been speaking and of which men everywhere complain is this no socialist who has not been o member of tho socialist party in good standing for ot least two years is illegible to bo a socialist candidate for office These are but a few of the reasons socialists have to offer why tho voter should support socialist candidates for office Wo indeed realize that good and honest men are greatly to be desired in all places of publi trust and while it is our constnnt endeavor to place no other than good and honest men on socialist tickets wo also are sufficiently well acquainted with human nature to know that some influence must be stantly brought to bear on even good u i r ti f and honest men otherwise it is tho most achievement natural thing in the world that men however honest may at times forget their official entity and for the moment be guided in their actions by individual considerations and these lapses into ones own personal entity while in dis charge of public duties and this at bottom is tho sum of all official mis conduct G A FOLDEN Socialist Candidate fer County Judgo Legal Blanks Here This office carries all kinds of legal blank forms and makes special blanks to order promptly and accurately We have fresh lettuceand celery every Wednesday and Saturday HUBER Picture framing The Ideal Store BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER CURES disease with Pure Blood HYTYYYYYYYYTYYYTYYTYTYTVTK t REAL EASTERDAY Grain and Coal sells the g2 following coals 21 We have just added coal to our business and have now in our bins a full stock of both Colorado and Pennsylvania coals such as Chandler Canon Sunshine Maitland Baldwin Nut and Susquehanna Anthracite Your orders will be appreciated and given prompt attention PHONE 262 Nigger Head Maitland Canyon City Lump Canyon City Nut Iowa Lump WierXity Lump Wier City Nut Sheridan Egg Rex Lump Pennsylvania Hard Coal S S Garvey Manager Phone 169 I A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A -4 4 A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A M 4 4 4 A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A VAXXAXXXXXJXXXXAAXXXXXXXJM WYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Updike Grain Co A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Baldwin Lump if V r M rl V k V f