1 K r i I r v - i LV Special Prices on Drills That we are going ve ou should help you to own your own drill and sow your wheat at the right time Under stand that everything we sell is fully guaranteed by the man ufacturers and we stand right back of the goods We are also offering SPECIAL LOW PRICES on discs and plows and you should get the benefit Then Dont Forget the Cow Big Profits No Risks 25 to 150 per cent profit Some are making 300 per cent Pretty good investment isnt it The Money Bags of Wall Street grab chances at 6 per cent why dont you take advantage of a better one Phone 31 McCook Neb Buy a Sharpies Dairy Tubular Cream Separator Invest in a Sharpless Dairy Tubular Cream Separator It gets a quarter more to twice as much cream as pans or cans Ever year it pays 2 5j to 1 50 per cent clear pro fit on its cost Only Tubulars have waist low can simple bowl sus pended from irictioniess ball bearing wholly enclosed self oiling gears A Tubular did 24 years work without repairs Let us show you one like it IcCook Hardware Co Time Card iff SI MAIN LINE Ea8T DEPART No 6 ContralTime t045 p M 16 - - 500 A M 2 530 a m 12nrr615 pm 715 am 14 942 p M 10 600 p M MAIN LINE WEST DEPAET No 1 MBuntninTime 115 p M 11J2pm -3 - 5nrr850pm 930 A M 13 905 AM IS 1230 A M 9arr910am 820 A M IMPEBIAL LINE No 176 arrives Monataia Titae 420 P M Nol75doparts 710 a m Sleeping diniiiR and reclining chair cars seats free on through trains Tickets sold and baggage checked to any point in the United States or Canada For information timetables maps and tick ets call on or write D F Hostatter Agent McCook Nebraska or L W Wakeley General Passenger Agent Omaha Nebraska RAILROAD NEWS ITEMS Engine 29S5 is receiving drop pit re pairs this week The companys electric light plant is awaiting further orders Ira E Converse received a conductors equipment last Thursday Roswell Cutler visited friends at Mc Cook headquarters over Sunday Repairs were placed on the stream dome and dry pipes of the 1015 this week Engineer and Mrs J C Marshall left Wednesday for Denver and the mountains to be absent a week or two on vacation C S McElherron formerly of this city was conductor of the freight train which recently collided near Colorado Springs with a passenger train in which accident several people lost their lives He was injured and taken to the hospit al in Colorado Springs The entire freight train has been indicted and arrested for manslaughter in connection with the terrible accident which is said to be chargeable to an oversight on the part of the freight crew in their orders to meet the passenger train GREAT RECORD Burlington Carried 20000000 People In One Year Without Killing One of Them Chicago 111 Aug 20 The most remarkable record over recorded has just been achieved by the Burlington railroad for the year ending June 30 1909 in that during the twelve months not one person was fatally injured on any of the Burlington lines During that time the road carried approxi mately 20C00000 persona AH the more remarkable is the fact that the Burlingtons record show that the fast train from Denver to Chicago showed a perfect score by being on time at its terminals on every trip Even had one person been killed however the chances against fatal in jury would have been one billion to one for during the year the Burling ton carried 1016451000 passengers tho distance of one mile Burlington trains during that year traveled a dist ance of 15000000 miles The Burlingtons record is similar to one shown by the Pennsylvania sys tem for 1908 Small Damage By Fire Last Thursday evening the depot came near burning up caused by a lamp exploding on the operators table Mrs L C Mahoney discovered the fire as she went to the depot to take No 15 for Denver An extra operator was assisting aud he was asleep outside the depot The damage was slight being but a slight loss of way bills Culbert son Banner Engine 1018 is receiving some new flues this week The boiler of the Akron round house is here being cleaned and fitted to new flues The Burlington is putting a brick foundation under the Beaver City depot and replacing its plank platform with vitrified bricks aeraMHB A Very Smart Showini of Earl- Fall Street Hats and Nobby Tailored Models is now on display at A rmvsffr Miss Andersons 217 Main Avenue DETECTIVE SIB I Little Things as Aids In Solving Problems In Crime THE VALUE OF SMALL CLEWS In All My Experience Says Police Sergeant Cuff One of Wilkie Ccl lins Creations I Have Never Yet Met Such a Thing as a Triflo If you ask some London publishers they will tell you that 110 book sells so wei as a detective story and that peo ple still find a fascination in the achievements of Cellar Allan Poes Pupin Gaboriaus Lecocii and Tabaiet and the redoubtable Sergeant Cult of Wilkie Collins These men were the forerunners of Sherlock Holmes and their feats of criminal tracking were as lemarkable as tho achieved by the famous char acter created by Sir Arthur Cousin Doyle Perhaps the least known is Cuff who figures in The Moonstone Cuff looked for clews in tritles In vestigating a smear on a newly paint ed door lie was told by the superin tendent who had the case in hand that it was made by the petticoats of the women servants The superintendent said petticoats were trifles In all my experience along the dirtiest ways of this dirty little world replied Cuff I have never met such i thin as a trifle yet We must sec the petticoat that made the smear and we must know for certain that the paint was wet Lpcoccj the beau ideal of the French detective was wont to explain his de ductions to assistants just as Sherlock Holmes did to his friend Watson In the story of File No 1 U a safe has been robbed There is i scratch on the door of the safe which seems to have been made by the key slipping from the lock But Lecocq explaiued that the paint was hard aud that the scratch could not have been made by the trembling hand of the thief letting the key slip lie therefore had an iron box made painted with green varnish like the safe As Lecocq inserted the key he asked the assistant to endeavor to pre vent him using the key just as he was about to insert it in the lock The as sistant did so and the key held by Lecocq pulled aside from the lock slipped along the door and traced upon it a diagonal scratch from top to bot tom the exact reproduction of the one shown in a photograph of the safe Thus it was proved that two persons were present at the robbery one wished to take the money and the other to prevent its being taken In the play Sherlock Holmes the detective with the aid of an accom plice raises an alarm of lire at the house of the Larrabees during the ex citement of which he is able to inves tigate the mystery of the purloined documents A somewhat similar incident occurs in Edgar Allan Poes The Purloined Letter when Dupin bavin obtained entrance to the house of a minister of the state who had purloined a let ter of great importance from a lady wished to take it from its hiding place a card rack over the mantelpiece and substitute a facsimile While Dupin was talking to the minister there- was a sudden report of a pistol beneath the window followed by fear ful screams and loud shouting The minister rushed to the window and while his attention was thus distracted Dupin took the real letter and substi tuted the false one which he had pre pared Needless to say the diversion had been created by Dupins assist ants Although The Adventures of Sher lock Holmes somewhat overshadow the stories of other detectives which appeared in the Strand Magazine one should not forget to mention Martin Hewitt investigator and Dick Don ovan Both these detectives worked alone and were past masters in the art of solving robbery mysteries murders and the crimes of secret societies And the value of noting trifles par ticularly In detective work is striking ly illustrated in The Case of Mr Fog gatt The latter had been murdered in his chamber which was situated at the top of the building in which Hew itt had an office Hewitt was the first one on the scene The door was lock ed and when he got inside the room he found Foggatt lying across the ta ble shot dead There was a sheer drop of fifty feet outside the windows How had the murderer got in and how had he escaped On the sideboard were the freshly bitten remains of an apple Hewitt noticed that it had been bitten by a person who bad lost two teeth one at the top and one below He also saw that the dead man had an excel lent set of false teeth with none missing He observed too that an ac tive young man could by standing on the window sill draw himself on the roof and thus escape Thus Hewitt comes to look for a tall athletic look ing young man with two teeth miss ing He finds him obtains by a ruse another apple which he has bitten compares the two and ultimately ob tains the startling story of the mur der from he murderer himself after the coroners jury had returned a ver dict of accidental death London Tit Bits It is the little pleasures which make life sweet as the little displeasures may do more than afflictions can to make it bitter Confide a secret to a dumb man and It wilt make him speak Livonian FATAL CUPfDirr A Tragic Case of Treasure Hunting In Egypt A certain Kgypilau native discov ered the entrance ot a tomb In the floor ot Ins stable and at once pro ceeded to worm His way down tlie tunnel This was the end ot tlie man His wire hiding that he had not re turned two hours or so later went down the newly lound tunnel after him That was the cud of tier also In turn three other members ot the tamily went down into the darkness and that was the end of ilieui A native official was ihen railed and lighting hi wa with a en tulle pene trated down the winding passage The air hi foul that tie wa soon obliged to retreat bill he slated that he was jui able to see in the dislaiue ahead the tiodies of the unforiunate peasants all ot whom had been oer come by what he quaintly described as the evil lighting aim nan ciimaie Various attempts at the rescue of the bodies having tailed we gave orders that this tomb should be regarded n their sepuli lier and that its mouth should be sealed up According to the natives there was evidently a vast hoard ot wealth stored at the bottom of this tomb and the would lie robbers had met their death at the hands of the demon in charge of it who had seized each man by the throat as he came down the tunnel and had strangled him A K P Weigall in Putnams GRATITUDE OF THIEVES Their Longing For Association With Honest Men The thief in iln community is very much like the boy whoso meanness or ruffianism lias caused the other little children 10 baud together to ostracize him lie may move with a sul len swusger carry a chip on His shcuil der and a vicious gleam in bis eye bur there is always a sob in bis throat So the thief is longing and aching i get back in the circle out of which in has been ruled If any honest man wants to meet lively gratitude let him knowingly give the countenance of his company 10 a crook It will be a favor never forgot ten Every lawyer practicing at tlie criminal bar knows this One ve well known practitioner of genial per soualiiy and large tolerance occasion ally takes a client 10 dinner at a good restaurant or braves an appearance with bin at a theater There have been embarrassing results due to the enm foals gratitude After one of these evenings the lawyer laughingly told me Im kept for days dodecing and returnim pres ents sent In the crook watches scarf pins cull links now and then a valua ble painting or a Persian rug all be longing to somebody else Every bodys Magazine The Wolf In Disguise Once upon a time a wolf who was going after the fanners chickens took the advice ot a fox and disguispd himself in sheeps clothing For said the fox if the dogs see you they will take you for a harmless lamb and ln you pass When 1 he disguised wolf was near the chicken house he heard the dogs bark and saw them running toward him at the top ot their speed 1 am a tool said the wolf For now the dogs think I am a lamb aud have no fear of me I will change my mind get out ot this incumberini clothing and make a winning tight But before he could gel the garment off the dogs were upon him and took his lite Moral It is easier to change mind than your clothing New Herald your York The Regimental Barber A major in an English regiment has a great contempt tor incapacity or any kind and is somewhat impatient A sergeant complained to nun that he could get no man to undertake the duty ot barner to the company Is there no gardener 111 the com pany V asked the major testily See if you cm find one and send him to me The man was duly sent but on re ceiving orders to act as barber ven tured to expostulate Great guns cried the major If you can cut grass you can cut hair Go and do it Very Red Tape A burglar entering a bouse by a ladder in a small Prussian town fell and broke hi leg when making off with his booty An inquiry into the accident revealed that contrary to the bylaws of the town the house own ers ladder was not provided with strong iron spikes at us base 1 he bouse owner was therefore ordered to pay all l he hospital costs and further to give the burglar a substantial sum Loudon Standard Broad Minded So your husband is in the pageant Mrs Jones I didnt know he belonged to the Church of England No mum he dont But there hes very broad minded and he dont mind being an ancient bishop in the cause of charity Punch An Opportunity For Him Mose Foreace ardently Tell me Miss Angie may 1 contribute to yor future happiness V Miss Angie Well Mr Foreace as I accepted Abe Gin gerbread last ebenin dere is weddin presents to be thought ob to be shuab Judge The only conclusive evidence ef a mans sincerity is that he give him self for a principle Lowell m cia xhibit miJSESF31 A s j ZION LACE INDUSTRIES ZION CITY ILLINOIS yiON LACES and many interesting features in their manufacture are on exhibition in 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