Pn Is J 0 a t J d N 1 So Sore He Swore He Swears No More 5 SAL E There was a Merchant mighty sore In fact so sore he swore and swore And kept on swearing more and more The trouble was that folks instead Of patronizing him by Ned Were buying goods by mail he said One day he got a little hint On how to make his store a mint Then hope took on a rosy tint He came and ADVERTISED his stock His store was crowded chuck-a- block From seven until six oclock 60 now this Merchant swears no more No longer is he feeling sore Since ADVERTISING crowds his store RED WILLOW Mr and Mrs Sexson Louis Long necker and wife and John Longnecker were McCook visitors on Wednesday Bain Btopped threshing at Mr Critch fields on Friday afternoon and it was too wet to thresh on Saturday while it did not reach a mile south Everything needs rain Emma Howard came out on Saturday to Louis Longneckers where she re mained over Sunday Mrs Owens Longnecker and her sister Mrs Moran visited Mrs L B Cox in Indianola on Friday Horace Taylor and Miss Blanche Hoagland were married on Wednesday Only relatives present Only one young lady left in the neigh borhood Bed Willow girls ara in de mand Jim Miller from the western part of the county was in this community on business Friday Typewriter ribbons papers etc for sale at The Tribune office BARTLEY Prof L A Carnahan of Columbus is here this week visiting bis parents Mr and Mrs James Cnrnaban Prof Onrnahan was a teacher in the Bartlty school and county superintendent of thiB county several years ago He is now owner of a business college at Columbus and prospering Ben Lohr and Lawrence Cochran re turned from their visit to the west G W Arbognst returned from Dundy county and is helping his son J W with the threshing machine Prof John and wife of Cambridge visited several days in Bartley last week with Mr and Mrs Boy Wnlkington A storm of wind Saturday night scared several people away from Kenne dy Bros show Friday last was a day of excitement among the lovers of base bail and basket ball The Danbury teams came over and altho the threatening rain inter fered some with the game the players went on and gave two fine exhibitions Bartley won the base ball score 5 to 6 and won the basket ball game score 21 to 24 Some fine plays were made dur ing the games Some of the Danbury boys brought some beer on the ground One fellow got too much of the booze and after the game was over got into a fight This was the only thing during the day that marred the pleasure of the occasion And this trouble can certainly be attributed to booze which causes a fellow to seek trouble and generally find what he is looking for Joe Ohleson has returned from the asylum much improved in health The battery in the ball game last Friday was Adams Miller and Sharp Umpire Theo Faubin The referee in the basket ball game was the Congregational minister from Danbury John Pucket was down from Indianola Tuesday BOX ELDER Miss Ida Gordon entertained a friend from McCook part of last week Mrs Henry Thomas of Lincoln is visiting her brother G A Shields Mrs Bobert Larington and Guy Doyle returned home with Dorothy Doyle of Haigler and are the guests of Mr and Mrs D B Doyle Mrs Martha Johnson returned from her visit at Alma Orin Wilson and sister Minnie and A W Campbell attended the social at Spring Creek last Saturdey evening If you need help of any kind tell as many people as possible There are more than 40000 people who subscribe for the Omaha Bee You can tell them all for one cent a word per day Write today NORTH VALLEY Mrs Ernest Edwards visited last Thursday with her parents D B Sho waiter and wife Mrs Elmer Bobbins and Miss Bessie Saylor helped Mrs Maurice Nicholson cook for threshers last Wednesday and Thursday Ed Edwards returned from Liberty Nebraska on No 15 last Thursday morning Mrs G A Tigard of Carter Neb who has been visiting her mother Mrs Eliza Bowen for the past two weeks re turned to her home Friday evening on No 10 A party of men were surveying across the country in this neighborhood last Friday and stopped for dinner at Wm Bells They claimed to be working in the interest of the Burlington railroad Joe and Jim Bowen and sister Mrs G A Tigard visited last Friday with Mrs A Utter and family Mr and Mrs O W Lockenour and daughters visited Saturday and Sun day at Havana Neb with Chas Bole and family It has been over twelve years since they last saw each other Albert Smith and John Underwood of Nuckolls county Neb stopped Satur day night at the home of Charles and Glen Lockenour They were on their way home from Chase county Neb Mrs George Bentley is on the sick list this week Mr and Mrs Phil Diet left Monday morning for their home in Orleans Neb A local rain of one and one quarter inches of rain fell in this immediate vicinity last Friday afternoon Miss Ethel Kuhlman is working for Mrs George Bentley this week Miss Bessie Saylor helped Mrs Shaub cook for the threshers Tuesday Wm Nicholson and wife Maurice Nicholson and wife and Elmer Bobbins and wife were at Wm Millers Sunday Mr and Mrs George Oxley visited Sunday at Ed Edwards Park Brooks and father and Pierce Oxley helped George Bentley stack mil let Tuesday Charles Bentley has returned from his trip to Colorado SpringB and other western points Jake Kutzs little girl is improving at this writing John Dietz and wife and Phil Dietz and wife were picnicing on Medicine creek one day last week Ernest Edwards of Dexter Iowa spent Sunday with his cousins Ernest and Bert Edwards Last Thursday morning while going down a Bteep bank with a tank of water for the Edwards brothers1 threshing machine Jimmie Casey had the mis fortune to upset the tank spilling the water on himself and breaking the ton gue out of the tank wagon are foods for THERE all purposes but Joe and Darius Nicholson were In dianola visitors Sunday MARION Marion was well represented at the Chautauqua at Oberlin Kansas J El Wicks and W T Gathercolo were east bound passengers for Lincoln Saturday returning Monday Mrs Deck visited in Danbury from Friday until Monday J W Pepper and family attended the show at McCook one day last week We experienced the hottest weather of the season last week the thermome ter registering 100 in the shade a few days Dr and Mrs Bartholomew entertain ed a cousin from the east a few days last week Mrs Charles Emerson of McCook ar rived in own one day last week for a visit with her parents Mr and Mrs Jesse Smith north of town F M McFadden made a short visit at Atwood one day last week on busi ness Mrs Buby was called to Danbury by the serious illness of her sister Mrs J H Ball north of town the first of last week W C Shockley and Mrs S E Boyer of Danbury were in town Saturday afternoon Two nice showers of rain fell in these parts Friday and Saturday laying the dust and will help the growing crops considerably Mrs J E Dodge accompanied by Miss Buby Weyeneth of Fairview were east bound passengers Saturday for St Joe Mo returning Wednesday The National Stock Co gave their high class vaudeville here one night last week to a fair crowd Grandpa and Grandma Gockley spent Saturday and Sunday with their son of Fairview Hal and Griff DeMay of Danbury were in town Saturday We regret to announce the death of A M Shorey from north of town on August 13th at 7 a m after an illness of a few weeks Short services were held at the home by Bev Bichards of Danbury and short services at the grave by members of the M W of A lodge Wilsonville of which deceased was a member Interment in the Dan bury cemetery The bereaved ones have the sympathy of the entire com munity in their hours of affliction Grandma Buby and Mrs Davis of Danbury visited in town a few days last week Sidney Dodge arrived in town Tues day to vote Picture framing The Ideal Store Of course you know Huber keeps the Wedding Breakfast Coffee Uneeda Biscuit for Energy For the brainenergy business men need the muscle energy workmen need the nerveenergy housewives need the alU round energy school chil dren need A soda cracker in ap pearance more than a soda cracker in goodness freshness crispness Moisture proof packages NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY DANBURY John Sims and wife of Bussey Iowa who have been visiting relatives hero returned home last Wednesday O B Woods traded hia Stanley steamer for a Cadillac auto last week to Charley Picklum of McCook Several from here attended the Camp bell Bros show at McCook last Wednesday A grand daughter of Bichard Lumb from Cleveland Ohio is here for a few days visit Mayo Green and family attended the Chautauqua at Oberlin Kansas last Monday The band instructor from Orleans was here Monday and gave the boys their first lesson H V Lord and family went down to Orleans Monday night and visited un til Wednesday they attended Campbell Bros show while there Ernest Castor of Cedar Bluffs Kas was in town with his auto Monday J C Moore connty judge of Mc Cook was in town Thursday shaking hands with the voters of this district He is a candidate for re nomination on the republican ticket Cliff Tandy of Marion was a business visitor Monday A L Overstake the Lebanon jeweler was in town a snort time last Monday Hallie Green who has been attending summer school at Peru arrived home one day last week A M Shorey died at his homenear Marion Friday August 13th Funeral services Saturday preachsd by Bev Bichards Interment in Danbury cemetery Bill Pepper of Marion was in town on business Monday Ferris Hupp of Lebanon was a social visitor Friday Editor Greason of the Marion Citizen was in town on professional business Monday C W Bodgers and family Sundayed at the Bea Oman home Three motor cycles passed through town Sunday enroute to Atwood Several from Wilsonville came up Saturday to attend the funeral of A M Shorey These parts have been suffering for want of rain for several days FOR CHILDREN The safest gentlest most pleasant and in every way desirable bowel regulator for children as well as for adults are Rexall Orderlies They are eaten liko candy They soothe and invigorate the delicate intestines making them strong and active They relieve constipation and overcome the necessity of the regular use of laxative If they dont do as we claim we will return the price paid us for them p Two sizes xoc and 25c L W McConnell The Bexall Store Foleys llonoy and Tar not only stops chronic coughs that weaken the consti tution and develop into consumption but honls and strengthens tho hinga It affords comfort and relief in tho worst cases of chronic bronchitis asthma hny fever and lung trouble A McMillan druggist Fresh fruit always hi season at Hubers MEYSKIDNEYCUKE Makes Kidneys and Bladder Right ffl McCOOK IBM iHiiUilu1iMMii FRANK REISTLE ENGRAVER and ELECTROTYPER PtIOHt 1114 1420 24 LAWPtRCt OEXVE9 COLO 7 T WJ4L J J m II I HMm II FAIR PRE niFAiKiiiiaiiMiKi IsdNX d IJUi it jM n ir Middleton Ruby PLUMBING and STEAM FITTING All work guaranteed Phone 182 McCook Nebraska H P SUTTON S JEWELER MUSICAL GOODS NEBRASKA 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