The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, August 12, 1909, Image 2
K juiwjajjajmbhHI The Kirksmiihs Q v r j t - JL i i i i THE KIRKSMITHS SISTERS ORCHESTRA 20 cancelled important European tours because of Western Red path Chautauqua system en gagement Coming Sure CHAUTAUQUA Chautauqua Tickets For Sale The Tribune haa for sale tickets for the McCook cbautauqua which will op en in our city Frjday August 20th The tickets are now 200 for the season When the chautauqua opens the tickets will be 250 each If you are all run down Foleys Kid ney Remedy will help you It strength ens the kidneys so they will eliminate the impurities from the blood that de presses the nerve3 and causes exhaus tion backache rheumatism and urinary irregularities which sap the vitality Do not delay Take Foleys Kidney Remedy at once A McMillen If Your Tastes Are too fine for letter press printing if they demand engraving and steel die em bossing come and get our figures on such work Dont send away or give your order to some traveling shark that is dont do it before you have seen our samples of such work a t gotten our figures We have fresh lettuce and celery every Wednesday and Saturday HUBER te gSK4SEZS A Tigsr n Wales f Some years mo It was reported that n tJjjir hud csftjKd from a traveling menagerie at Itrecon in Wales Man j glod sheep were said to mark Its course across country to Llaudriiulod1 Wells some farmers lost their dos and mi market days at Iniltli Brecon I Pcnybont and IJaumarrach the wild beast was the center cfr rumor Coun try schools were closed because par ents feared to let heir children o alonjr the roads and hands of armed men sought to hunt the tijer down This state of terror lasted a week though uo person was found who had actually seen the tfcer Iut only people who -had heard that some one else and so tonh Then the truth was hunted down ami the origin of the whole affair discovered at the remote hamlet of Khereilw One night the schoolmaster there In dismissing the children playfully had warned them not to loiter in going home lest a tiger should get them hi- viliMil tui iici iiiiu I lit warning as real and hastened home with stories of a savage beast lurking behind hedges or growling in ravines And so the story grew as stories do under the culture of imagination As Clear as Crystal An English tirm whose shipment of goods was delayed in reaching Japan received the following communication from its newly appointed Japanese agent With regard to the matter of escaping the penalty for nondelivery of this there is only ohs way to creep round same by diplomat We must make a stir or strike occurring in our factory Of course big untrue I place my presence on inclosed form of letter and believe this will avoid the trouble of penalty of same As Mr Is most religious and competent man also heavily upright and godly it fears me that useless to apply for his signature Please therefore attach same at Yoko hama oflice making forge But no cause for fear of prison happenings as this often happens by merchants of high integrity But if this involves that your honor look mean and excessive awkward for business purpose I think more better a little serpentlike wisdom of polite manhood and thus found good business edifice The tirm knows as much now about the delay as it did before Not Complete Sir says the sleek looking agent approaching the desk of the meek meachiug looking man and opening one of those folding thingumajigs showing styles of binding 1 believe I can interest you in this massive set of books containing the speeches of the worlds great orators Seventy volumes 1 down and 1 a mouth until the price GS0 lias been paid This set of books gives you the most cele brated speeches of the greatest talk ers the world has ever known and Let me see the index says the meek man The agent hands it to him and he looks through it carefully and methodically running his finger along the list of names Reachi the end he hands the index back to the agent and says It isnt what you claim it is I hap pen to know the greatest talker in the world and you havent her in the in dex Chicago Post The Turtles Cunning Although not credited with any high degree of intelligence the turtle when about to deposit its eggs exhibits con siderable cunning It scoops out a hole as if to prepare a repository for its eggs but in order to delude the birds and other enemies the turtle throws the sand again into the hole leaving the surface rough and wad dles off to another spot where it re peats the process Sometimes this is done three times and eventually the eggs are laid in an excavation within a few yards of the sham nest the sur face being smoothed and flattened down When huuting for the eggs the Queensland blacks probe the sand in the vicinity of one of the sham nests and are usually successful London Globe When the Dog Was Dressed Oh mamma said little Jacky run ning into the house our dog Tige is dressed awful funny Mamma looked out of the window Why there is Tige she replied and hes not dressed at all How could a dog be dressed Jacks eyes sparkled I wanted you to ask me that he told her because I wanted to tell you that a dog is dressed after hesbeen running when he wears a collar and pants Cause For Tears Whats the matter dear queried the mother of five-year-old Helen who was crying as if her little heart would break What are you crying about I w want s somethin sobbed Hel en What do you want asked her mother Ive f forgot what I w want an swered the little miss what m makes News Th thats me c cry Chicago Overwhelmed Tour pulchritude is peerless You 8re an astounding aggregation of fem inine faultlessness Be mine Sure responded the girl T never could resist that press agent language Louisville Courier Journal Might Have Been Much Worse You admit that the audience howled and whistled through the whole three acts of your play and you say it might have been -worse How could it There might have been five acts Exchange He who thinks he has little to learn learns little and teaches less EASES Si DECREASES ID a V1 EI TARIFF B Schedules zz CorrpsrcJ yYi q Rates Undsr the Existing Dbgfay Measure HIDES 0J THE FREE LIST Marked Reduction in Wood Fup and Print Paper Rough Lumber Down from 2 to 0125 Per Thousand Feet Wool Schedule Shows Little Change Corporation Tax Lav Pro vided For Bonds to Build Panama Canal Washington The schedules of the now tariff bill with comparisons with rates under the Dingley measure are as follows Rough lumber goes down from 2 to 125 per thousand feet with cor responding reduction in the differen tial on dressed lumber The wool schedule underwent no change of consequence but the en tire cotton schedule was reconstructed Sereno E Payne Republican House Leader and the phraseology greatly changed in the hope of preventing reductions through decisions by the courts such as have characterized the administra tion of the Dingley law during latter years In many instances the rates intended to be imposed by the Ding ley law were cut by the decisions the reductions in some instances being from GO per cent to eight per cent ad valorem It is estimated that the rates fixed by the bill are about three per cent higher upon an average than those collected on cotton last year Probably the most marked reduc tions throughout any schedule In the bill as a result of the action of the two houses and of the conference com mittee are found in the metal sched ule Beginning with a decrease in the rate of iron ore from 40 to 15 cents per ton there is a general reduction throughout that portion of the bill pig iron going down from 4 to 250 per ton and scrap iron from 4 to 1 i The reduction on many of the items In ithis schedule amounts to about 50 per cent and this reduction includes steel rails There i3 an increase on structural steel ready for use and also a slight increase on razors nippers and pliers and on such new metals as tungsten Rates on Hosiery Increased The rates on hosiery are generally increased In the much contested mat ter of the rate on gloves the high pro tectionists fail to score They sought through an increase made by the house to raise the duty materially above the Dingley figures but were antagonized by the senate and the senate won the only change made in the entire schedule being one slight reduction The silk schedule was reconstructed with a view of imposing specific rath er than ad valorem duties with the re sult that the average duty will be Bomewhat higher under the new law than under the present statute Oil cloths and lineoleum are heavi ly cut but otherwise the changes in the flax hemp and jute provision were not material A slightly in creased duty is provided for hemp both crude and hackled and aiao on certain nigh grade laces On linen yarns and mattings there ii a reduction Sugar and tobacco duties remain substantially as they are under the Dingley law The free importation of considerable quantities of both of these articles from the Philippine is lands is permitted and a material change was made in the internal reve nue law by an amendment taking the tax off the sale of tobacco In the hand There is a uniform increase on spir its wines and liquors of 15 per cent Raise Rate on Hops In the agricultural schedule hops are increased from 12 to 16 cents a pound and there Is also an increase on lemons figs almonds and pine apples The publishers win their fight for lower wood pulp and print paper the rate on the ordinary newspaper print paper being fixed at 375 per ton in stead of 6 as under the Dingley law and on the higher grades of print pa per at 375 instead of 8 Mechanic ally ground wood pulp is to come in SOFfn35VmSWr rree of c ty instead of pnylnjj one- twelfth of a cent a pound as uncer the Dingley lav but provision ia f made for a countervailing duty in j case it becomes necessary to protect this country against Canadas inhibi tions upon the exportation ot woods to the United States Hides of cattle come in free and there is a corresponding reduction on leather and leather goods The free hide provision is brred on the condi tion that on and alter October 1 1U09 sole leather from the hides that are to be admitted free will pay a duty of five per cent grain buff and split leather 7t per cent boots and shoes the upper leather of which Ma made from such hides 10 per cent and harness and saddlery 20 per cent This schedule of rates will re sult in a reduction of 15 per cent on boots and shoes 20 per cent on har ness and saddlery 15 per cent on sole leather and 12 per cent on leather for uppers if made of the hides that are put on the free list by the pro vision Bituminous coal is reduced from 67 cents per ton to 45 cents and there Is also a reduction on gunpowder matches and cartridges Agricultural implements go off from 20 per cent ad valorem to 15 per cent and the older works of art are placed upon the free list Petroleum which re ceived much attention in both houses slips through without any duty countervailing or otherwise and most of its products come in under the same terms Increases in the chemical schedules are as follows Liquid anhydrous ammonia from 25 per cent ad valorem to five cents per pound Manufactures of collodion increased five per cent Coca leaves Increased five cents per pound Fancy soaps increased from 15 cents per pound to 50 per centum ad va lorem The list of decreases in this sched ule was much longer the principal items being as follows Boracic acid from five to two cents per pound Chromic acid and lactic acid from three to two cents per pound Salicylic acid from ten to seven cents per pound Tannic acid or tannin from 50 to 35 cents per pound Sulphate of ammonia from three tenths cent per pound to free list Borax from five to two cents per pound Borate of lime and other borate ma terial from four to two cents per pound Chloroform from 20 to 10 cents per pound Copperas from one fourth cent to fif teen hundredths of one cent per pound Iodoform from 1 to 75 cents per pound Licorice from 4 to 2 cents per pound Cottonseed Oil on Free List Cottonseed oil and cotton oil from the dutiable to the free list Flaxseed linseed and poppy seed oil from 20 to 15 cents per gallon Peppermint oil trom 50 to 25 cents per gallon Ocher and ochery earths sienna and sienna earths and umber and umber earths if ground in oil or water from 1 to one cent per pound Varnishes from 35 per cent to 25 per cent ad valorem Methylated and spirit varnishes from 132 per gallon and 35 per cent ad valorem to 35 cents per gallon and 35 per cent ad valorem white lead acetate of lead and a number of other lead products from one fourth to one eighth of a cent a pound Bichromate and chromate of potash from three to 24 cents per pound Chlorate of potash from 2 to two cents per pound Crystal carbonate of soda from three tenths p one fourth of one cent per pound chlorate of soda from two to 1 cents per pound Hydrate of or caustic soda from three fourths to one half of one cent per pound nitrate of soda from 2V2 to two cents per pound Sulphate of soda or salt cake or miter cake from 125 to 1 per ton Strychnia or strychnine from 80 to 15 cents per ounce Sulphur refined or sublimated or flowers of from 8 to 6 per ton In earthenware and glassware there is but one increase This is slight and is made on the smaller sizes of plate glass The decreases in this schedule Include Fire brick glazed ejaameled and so forth from 45 per cent to S5 per cent ad valorem brick other than fire brick if glazed from 45 per cent to 35 per cent ad valorem Plaster rock or gypsum crude from 50 to 30 cents per ton if ground or calcined from 225 to 125 Unpolished cylinder crown and common window glass smaller glass and cheaper values reduced one eighth of a cent per pound Onyx in block from 150 per cubio foot to 65 cents per cubic foot Duty Lowered on Marble Marble sawed or dressed over two inches in thickness from 110 to 1 per cubic foot with other reductions on the entire marble paragraph and on other stone There Is a general reduction in mica to 30 per cent ad valorem There was before a mixed specific and ad valorem system Structural steel fitted for use falls in the basket clause at 45 per cent ad valorem There also is an increase on razors and upon nippers and pliers Lithograhpic plates are increased from 25 to 50 per cent ad valorem Chrome metal ferrosllicon tungstp and other new metals used in the manufacture of steels are made duti t Aids Nature iv A McMillen Take Notice All persons are recommended to take Foleys Kidney Remedy for backache rheumatism and kidney and bladder trouble It will quickly correct urinary irregularities which if neglected may develop into a serious illness It will restore health and strength Do not neglect signs of Itidney or bladder trouble and risk Brights disease or dia betes A McMillen If you need help of any kind tell ns many people as possible There are more than 40000 people who subscribe for the Omaha Bee You can toll them all for one cent a word per day Write today For indigestion and all stomach trouble take Foleys Orino 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