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THE
HAUTAU
QUA
OUTLOOK
Everyone seems to be interested
In the coming of the Chautauqua
As the dates draw nearer the de
mand grows for season tickets
Things to Remember
More good fun and entertainment
greater variety in musical attractions
and more prominent men on this
program than ever before assembled
on one Chautauqua platform
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Marion Ballou Fisk
A unique attraction on this Chau
tauqua program will be this clever
lady cartoonist
Mrs Pisk with her interesting New
England stories and skillful crayon
creations will please old and young
Chas F Horner
Wt PI
Mr Chas F Horner is manager of
the Western Redpath Chautauqua
System and its marvelous success
and growth are due to his excellent
business ability and fine discrimina
tion In the selection of talent
Mr Horners greatest ambition Is
to give the people of this community
the greatest Chautauqua program
that years of experience can bring
together
CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
Christian Bible school at- 10 a m
Preaching at 11 a m and 8 p m C E
it 7 p m All are welcome
R M Ainsworth Pastor
Episcopal Preaching services at St
Albans church at 11 a m and 730 p
m Suuday school at 10 a m AH
are welcome to these serviceb
E R Earle Rector
Catholic Order of services Mass
8 a m Mass and sermon 1000 a m
Evening service at 8 oclock Sunday
school 230 p m Every Sunday
War J Kirwin O Al I
Methodist Sunday school at 10 am
Sermons by pastor at 11 and 8 Class
at 12 Junior League at 3 Epworth
League at 645 Prayer meeting Wed
nesday night at 715
M B Carman Pastor
Baptist Sunday school at 10 a m
Preaching service at 1100 a m Even
ing service at 800 B Y P U at 7 p m
A most cordial invitation is extended to
all to worship with us
E Burton Pastor
Evangelical Lutheran Regular
German preaching services in frame
building of East Ward every Sunday
morning at 1000 All Germans cordial
ly invited Rev Wat Brueggeman
607 5th st East
Chkistian Science 219 Main Ave
nue Services Sunday at 11 a m and
Wednesday at 8 p m Eeading Room
open all the time Scienoe literature
on sale Stfbject for next Sunday
Truth
Congregational Sunday school at
10 a m Preaching at 11 a m and 8 p
m by pastor Junior C E at 3 p m
Senior Endeavor at 7 p m Prayer meet
ing Wednesday evening at eight oclock
The public is cordially invited to these
services G B Hawkes Pastor
Evangelical Lutheran Congrega
tional Sunday School at 930 a m
Preaching at 1030 a m and 730 p m
by pastor Junior C E at 130 p m
Senior C E at 400 p m Prayer
meetings every Wednesday and Satur
day evenings at 730 All Germans
cordially invited to these services
Bkv GustavHenkelmann
505 3rd street West
Foleys Honey and Tar not only stops
chronic coughs that weaken the consti
tution and develop into consumption
but heals and strengthens the lungs It
affords comfort and relief in the worst
cases of chronic bronchitis asthma hay
fever and lung trooble A McMillen
druggist
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HIS FIRST RECOGNITION
The Turning Point In the Career of
Nathaniel Hawthorne
The first reading of The Scarlet
Letter has been told In T W Higgin
Bona book of essays Coiiteuij pa
ries The reading was given to nu
authors dourest critic his wife Dur
ing the entire winter when he was al
work- upon the book lie seemed op
pressed by some secret anxiety
There was a knot in his forehead
nil the time said Mrs Hawthorne
Finally one evening he went to her
nnd said that he had written sonic
thing which lie would like to read
aloud The work amounted to very
little but still he would like to read il
All that evening he read but as the
romance was unfinished at bedtime hi
wife made no comments knowjug that
he disliked criticism until one had
heard the whole
The next night he read again and
now her suspense grew so unendura
ble that In the midst of a moving
scone she sank from her low stool t
the floor pressed her hands to hei
cars and declared that she could not
bear to bear it
Hawthorne pur down the manuscript
and looked at her in amazement
Do you really feel It so much he
asked Then there must be some
thing in It
The nest day the manuscript was
delivered to the publisher and ou the
following morning James T Fields
the publisher appeared at the authors
door When he was admitted he
caught the little boy of the family in
his arms and asked You splendid lit
tle fellow do you know what a father
you have
He had sat up all night to read the
manuscript and had posted out to Sa
lem in the early morning After his
interview with the publisher Haw
thorne came dowustalrs with a firm
step and walked about his face illu
mined by new hope and vigor The
world bad found him out Recogni
tion was at the door
THE CAMEL
Characteristics of the Patient Strong
and Useful Animal
As far back as the middle of last
century General von Moltke in his de
scriptive letters from Asia Minor had
many good words to say about the
camel This animal he said can
carry a burden of nearly GOO pounds
and is used by the nomads aud Ara
bians in taking their women children
old men tents food water etc from
place to place It is able to withstand
a march of ten days without drink
and a fifth stomach ever reserves a
drink for its master in an hour of ex
treme distress The hair of the camel
is used for clothing and tents The
milk and flesh are healthy It exists
on the most miserable food such as
grass and thistles Such are the char
acteristics of this patient strong de
fenseless and most useful of all ani
mals
A camel is never relieved of its load
from the beginning of the journey to
its end It eats walks aud sleeps un
der its burden often for weeks at a
time The training of a camel is no
easy matter as it takes about three
years to teach it to bend the knees in
order to be loaded and unloaded
While as the time passes the camel
will not be able to withstand the keen
competition of the new railways which
are piercing every part of Asia Minor
yet thanks to the power of tradition
over the Turkish inhabitants of the
country and their fondness for these
animals the caravan routes today are
still able to hold their own side by
side with the Anatolia Cassaba and
Aden railways Hundreds of camels
pass over the caravan bridge into the
city of Smyrna every day and in the
market place in front of the mosque of
Mohammed at Constantinople many
camels may still be seen Philadelphia
Ledger
Not Since the Flood
Sir Henry Irving once received what
he at the time considered a very pal
pable snub delivered him by a high
lander While touring in Scotland the
actor visited some of the notable tradi
tionary scenes associated with Shake
spearean drama As a matter of
course one of the first pilgrimages was
to the blasted heath where Macbeth
met the witches In an agreeable
mood Sir Henry as they drove along
turned smilingly to his driver
Are there any witches about now
he asked
The driver whipped up his horses
Not since the flood he replied in
his curt Scots way
Pitch and Toss
The professor happened in at the
doctors the other morning and found
him polishing the belongings on the
sideboard
Improving the shining hours are
you he said
No sir replied the doctor Im
improving the shining ewers
Hm ejaculated the professor
Whose are they
Theyre ours
Well isnt that what I said Chi
cago Tribune
Worth the Price
There said Borem thats what I
think you should do in the matter Im
no lawyer but this is just a little bit
of advice that costs you nothing What
do you think of it
Well replied Wise Its worth It
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A Lucky Mischance
At the last moment Fakem lost his
nerve
Then pray kind fate that nobody
else will ever find it Baltimore
American
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Madams a la Mode
Now In dresses tlshtly drawn
New m skirls full blown
Now In gowns of whitest lawn
Now of startling tone
And everything shell dare
If but fashions code
Says this Is the style to wear
Madame a la Mode
Golden hair or black or brown
Pompadour or straight
In a stack or hanging down
Who can tell its fate
What next fall will bring about
No one can forebode
Ah what should vc do without
Madame a la Mode
La Touche Hancock In New Tort
Press
Charitable
Si Summers Was It really the big
gest show on earth as they advertised
in the country papers
Wes Winters Waal makin allow
ance for the leeMeness of the tcntx
an consider the fewness of their
animals an takin account of the
small number of performers I reckon
it was Tuck
A Quick Lunch
Enter
Set
Napkin
Wet
Order
Mush
Gobble
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Rush
Water
Pie
Exit
Fly
Joe Cone in Boston Heralfl
Answered
Bobby WbnlB the simple life pa
Father Doing your own work my
son
Bobby And whats the strenuous
life
Father Doing some other fellows
work Now run along and play Lip
plncotts Magazine
A Song of Finance
Sing a sons of finance
A pocket full of chink
Four and twenty lambkins
Hover on the brink
When the market opens
The lambs bepin to bleat
Come ye kings of finance
And share the dainty treat
Judge
The Arriving Hour
In Edwins home there is a clock
which strikes with a soft chime much
like the ringing of a silver bell The
other day he thoughtfully listened to
its stroke then said solemnly Mam
ma another hour is ringing to get in
Womans Home Companion
Widow Crimss
Old Grimes is dead that good old man
We neer shall see him more
He used to ear an old gray coat
All buttoned down before
Eut Mrs Grimes who still survives
No longer wears the black
But sports a gay and festive gown
All buttoned down the back
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Happy Family
Mr Scrappingtou Only two weeks
ago I paid for a new spring suit for
you
Mrs Scrappington Yes I know you
did and you screeched as loudly as
if you were paying for a lawsuit
Puck
Retort Pert
If I should lend a ten to you
And youd keep every cent
That would be a lent sacrifice
And also keeping- lent
Nay I vould call It neither one
Though you may think me dull
If youd lend me a ten Id say
It was a miracle
Kansas City Times
To Be Sent
The Bride I want you to seud me
some coffee please
The Grocer Yes maam Ground
The Bride No third floor front
Womans Home Companion
Whats the Use
None can be all he wants to be
The
man
Who would be strong some fatal weak
ness grapples
I posed once as a vegetarian
Then found that I was eating wormy
apples
Cleveland Leader
Uncle Allen
If I was a doctor said Uncle
Allen Sparks it would puzzle me to
know whether I ought to thank the
Lord or not when I prosper in my
business Chicago Tribune
And So May She Ever
Shes given up candy and matinees
And bridge and she will not dance
But still from her pew with mischievous
eyes
She easteth that little glance
New York Telegram
cvcrion
Whats the pril uf hippopota
mus asked the grammarian
You dont hive t4iM any plural
A hunter is Iu ky to see one of em
Washington Star
Both Cut of Business
Dan Cupid drew tiny bow
And aimed his fotal dat
Now they aie oroe s in their woe
She had a marble heJit
J O Connell
Killing Time
She I heard you singing in you
room this morning
He Oh I sing a little to kill time
She You have a good weapon Bos
ton Transcript
The Flowing Fountain
A splendid poem flows from
Doms fountain now and then
But most of those In print like this
Flow from a fountain pen
Kansas City Times
Painful Progress
Ton dont seem to be getting along
well groaned the victim in the chair
No rejoined the dentist I have
evidently struck a snag Brownings
Magazine
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SHOOTING WHALES
Modern Whalers Use a Cannon and an
Explosive Harpoon
WhaIng with modern methods In
Alaskan waiters Is an exciting game
especially for those who are new to
the business The modern whaling
steamer Is a little vessel almost round
on the bottom which enables it to be
turned and managed with the greatest
ease Mounted at the bow Is a small
cannon thin shoots a harpoon weigh
ing more than 100 pounds and having
an explosive head called the bomb
If the shot is good and the harpoon
Is planted squarely behind the tin the
bomb crashes into tin lungs killing In
stantly if not the struggle 111113 Inst
for several hours
After a whale has been killed the
carcass Is brought alongside the boat
and Inflated so that It will float A
long coil of rubber hose one end of
which Is attached to a pump and -the
other to a hollow spear pointed tube
of steel with perforations along its
entire length is used for this purpose
The spear is thrust well down into
the whales side the air pump started
and the body slowly filled with air
When inflated enough to keep it afloat
the tube is withdrawn the incision
plugged with oakum and the carcass
cast off A buoy with a tlag is at
tached to the body aud it is then set
adrift to be picked up at the end of
the days hunting
The whaHng station is a group of
buildings situated In a bay or cove
near enough to the feeding grounds to
allow the steamer to come in each
night with the days catch The
whales are anchored at a buoy in front
of a long inclined platform upon
which they are drawn tail first by
means of a steam winch
The saying tluft every part of The
pig but the squeal is now of market
value is also a fact with the whale
Not a particle of the animal is wasted
After tue skeleton is stripped of flesh
It is disarticulated and the bones chop
ped in pieces
The blubber is tried out for oil and
the meat and bones are boiled for the
same purpose Later tue tiesn is arn
for fertilizer Even the blood Is boiled
storm of rain came on aud as there
was no shelter on the moor the shoot
ers got thoroughly drenched through
At least all but one suffered the pro
fessor He had mysteriously disap
peared when the rain came on and he
did not rejoin the party until the sun
was shining once more To the amaze
ment of the others the erudite one
was as dry as a bone The others
In Bed With a Snake
For one thing East Africa must have
credit snakes are not numerous as
they are in the south at least I never
have seen many There are pythons
but they do not appear to be danger
ous I shall never forget how down in
South Africa during the war 1 once
awoke and found a black mwamba in
bed with me The snake is absolutely
deadly It frightened me so that after
the whole thing was over I went out
and was sick Fortunately I was quite
ignorant of the fact that it was under
the blankets with me and rolled out
unconcernedly Had I known it was
there in all probability it would have
struck me Forest and Stream
Women In Japan
Like most oriental races the Japa
nese regard women as the inferior sex
A Sin pin Reason
Scientific -17 in a stroll You
see out there in the street my son a
simple illii trriiMi a principle in
meehani i e ii with that
pushes it in 1 it f Ium Can u
guess I he reai Pmbnbly not
I will ask III ii3 Nore hh answer my
son To the ceten My iroed man
why do you push that irr instead of
pulling it
Coster Cause aifr i boss yer old
thickhead Iiadon Express
Word of Caution
Never propose to a girl by letter
Why not
I did it ence and she stuck the let
ter In a book she was reading and lent
It to my other girl
There are about twelve generations
of flies a year the sexes about equally
divided each female laying about 1000
eggs
i I iir rrJJ itim
Tho Cold Water Cure
If you feel a cold coming on drink tt jfc
glass of cold water uot Iced and re-
peat at half hour intervals uutii relief 1 1
is felt If hot water is easier to taue - r
It can be substituted for tlw cold par- l
ticulariy in the morning and at night jtj
Takiug an abundance of liquid matters
more than Its temperature It Is there
where the putlents fall short They
will drink a glass or two of water
then declare they can take no more
and ceasing deUle water cannot drive
out a cold This water cure is not so
modem as the most of us thiuk It In
an old prescription book of a famous
physician of more than a hundred
years ago this curious remedy for a
cold is found Let ye patient who W
leeis a coin coming on ear or a Hue 1 1 -big
salt herring Just before going to i
bed This will make ye patient drink i
plenty of water If you have not r
etrniifth nf mirnnsn in ilrillk freelv nt l
Not the Kind He Wanted
Professed politicians who have re-
sifted fine J11 PnWc olRce to exact sen
flclnlly dried and making a
guano aud the bones are ground up
find the independent voter a sad stum
bling block a fact which is amusingly
closed by a story found in the life
and dried with the flesh and the wa j
of the late George Monro Grant the
ter in which the blubber has been
tried out makes excellent glue The C1 - -- -
fins and tail after being sliced into
thin strips are salted and barreled and
snipped to Japan as an article of food
Worlds Work
man
Toward the end of Sir John Macdon
alds life he and Principal Grant then
the head of Queens college met at a
dinner at the house of the premiers
brother-in-law Professor Williamson
How He Kept His Clothes Dry now r h tu nremler saia to
Among a large shooting party on a the nrmpinoi Hlnr vnn wnuM h n
northern grouse moor was a certain steajy friend of mine
elderly professor whoso skill with his j My dear Sir Tolin tlie principal
gun was hardly equal to the profundity 1 replied I have always supported you
of his intellect Suddenly a heavy -when vou were rltrht
The premiers eyes twinkled and he
laid his hand upon the shoulder of the
principal
My dear man said he I have no
use for that species of friendship
Greatness Net Free From Shame
The transcendent power and fame
with which great genius has at differ-
rtflf nnirlo riir1r intl t i - e - i
self stripped otl my clothing and sat anaer uanniuai caesar ana Anpoleon il
on them until the storm was over
London Telegraph
The- general judgment of mankind has
conceded them the first place in the
lines of action for which they were
severally distinguished Yet they all
met with melancholy deaths Two of
them suffered for years the keenest
humiliations which a total destruction
of their hopes could bring Two per
ished at the zenith of their power just
as they might have expected a long
enjoyment of the fruits of their tre
mendous achievements Exchange
The Greatest Wealth
Is there any compensation in money
for a starved stunted dwarfed mind
Can lands and houses stocks and
bonds pay a man for living a narrow i
rutty sordid life- How much money
would match the wealth of a trained j
mind of unfokled possibilities Is thej
JU1 luk uiqueciULluu Ol II1C
meaning of life of the lessons of civi
lization worth no more than ones
bread and butter and roof Can any
1HP rnnpptve nf rreitnr nnccoccinna
1 Tnnrn n lfll t e-
T J1 - than an intellect well trained and dis
dorses the doctrine t once said a
- tlin ft
ciplined than broad full orbed
globe trotter sat down to dinner at
a hotel iu Vancouver where there was
a Japanese waitress With me at the
table were two Canadian women but
to my surprise the waitress uot only
gave me priority in serving the meal
but was very particular iu seeing that
I had the largest portion of every
thing I was rather puzzled until I
remendjerel that In Japanese eyes I
was as a man regarded as far moie
important than a woman and treated
accordingly
a deep
mind responsive to all beauty all
good Orison Swett Marden in Suc
cess Magazine
Optimistic
My wife is a very optimistic wo
man
Indeed she 13
Noticed it have you
Yes when I was talking with her
yesterday she said that if you ever
died she would marry again because
she felt sure that she could do better
next time Houston Post
Triumphs of Travel
Now hes bragging about how he
did Venice
What do you mean
Most tourists spend a week In Ven
ice He did it In a day Kansas City
Journal
No Excuse
Is that horse you bought a kicker
A kicker answered Mr Slrlus
Barker I am the fellow who paid
twice his value and who Is buying the
feed What ha3 the horse got to kick
about Washington Star
His Misfortune
The PQet Poets are born not made
The Girl I know I wasnt blaming
you Boston Transcript
There are certain flowers the per
fume of which It Is said la produced
by microbes
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Co W W Crittenden
GENERAL AUCTIONEERING
McCook Nebraska
Furni sales a specialty Dates may bo
mnde at the Citizens Rank
J S McBRAYER
H P SUTTON
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A G BUMP
Real Estate
and Insurance
Room Two over McConnells drug
store McCook Nebraska
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Real Estate Farm Loans
and Insurance
water for the colds sake make your- r Office over Marshs Meat Market
self thirsty as best you can only take JaiiAj J t it l foiA uliJi t M f 1 f f
all the water possible Philadelphia
Press
Hanged For Violating Smoko Law
Curious and little known facts about
the house ire were mentioned by E
H Blake addressing the surveyors
Institution on warming and ventila
tion Fires were at one time a gret
luxury he said and even the right to
use the fire had been bequeathed Thus
the will of one Richard Pyrchett 151G
read
I will yt sayd Nell my wyfe shal
have ye chamber she lyes In ad
lyberte at ve fyer in the house all
yese thyngs shal she have so long as
she ys wido
Coal continued Mr Blake was first
Imported into London at the end of the
thirteenth century but the smoke pro
duced by burning it In improperly con
structed grates caused such a preju
dice against it that in 1300 a law was
passed making It a capital offense to
burn coal in the city The Tower rec
ords give details of a mans trial aud
execution for the offense London
Graphic
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E F QSBORN
Drayman
drenched and disgusted inquired of not always Insure them from after vil V C iuC
hiin how it was he had escaped a wet- j misery and shame This was striking- A TRIAL
ting Directly the rain came on re- ly exemplified in the cases of the four
plied the professor I went off by my- greatest of military conquerors Alex 1
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